#proxymorons

[xxsweetoothxx]

some slendy doodles.

#creepypasta #crp #proxymorons #creepy pasta #creepypasta art #Slenderman #doodleteeth

[circuspunkart]

I wanted to Update Wilsons outfit because i thought it was kinda boring aside from his jacket maybe. I liked the Idea of him getting his clothes from Toyland so Kidcore WIlson? Kidcore Wilson. 

#duke draws #Wilson Cross #Ref sheet #sorta #Proxymorons #Creepypasta #kidcore #clown #clowncore

[glassartpeasants]

Wait I just realised you write for creepypasta... who's ur favorite creepypasta? I like Liu Woods and Sally

It'd probably have to be the laughing jack story. While i hate the og story and the person who made it, I've made tons of friends who've rewritten the story along with myself. It's truly interesting to see people take a horribly made story and turn it into something awesome!

if you were interested in learning about some of them here's the @ for them!

@ellzilla @proxymorons @xxsweetoothxx

#creepypasta #laughing jack

[laliloon]

Quick little blog intro since I need to rewrite my art request rules.

Hi! It’s lovely to see you, thanks for stopping by and allow me to introduce myself 💕🦕:

💕🦕 My name is Lily, but if you want you can call me Lali.

💕🦕 I’m a Weedgie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 lass currently residing in England.

💕🦕 I mainly focus on creepypasta, but I’m also interested in marble hornets, general horror, psychology, sociology, politics, history, fashion and venomous snakes.

💕🦕 I’m seventeen. Adults are allowed to interact but if my boundaries are crossed then you will be blocked (just don’t be weird and you’ll be fine).

💕🦕 I tend to reblog content discussing intersectional feminism, socialism, racial/gender/disability/sexuality equality and other left wing ideologies. Don’t like, leave.

💕🦕 I have a pretty morbid taste in literature and often portray and discuss dark or disturbing themes in my art, writing and general posts and I don’t tend to trigger tag, so if you want me to tag something then please just shoot me a quick message and I will do so.

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I do art and headcanon requests! Here are the rules 💕🦕:

💕🦕 Please keep requests related to creepypasta as I don’t want this blog to get sidetracked.

💕🦕 I will draw up to three characters per drawing, no more.

💕🦕 Subjects I will not draw/write about:

Hateful or discriminatory content.

Ships.

Over the top gore - I’m fine with portraying some level of gore, but straight up gore porn is not allowed.

Sexual content.

💕🦕 Characters I will not draw/write about:

Slender brothers (Slenderman himself is allowed, but I’m either apathetic towards or actively dislike the other ones *cough* Offenderman *cough*).

Time Lapse.

💕🦕 Feel free to request a theme or prompt along with your request, I enjoy prompt-based doodles!

💕🦕 I might take a little while to respond since I have to prioritise my exams which are this June, so please be patient with me as I will eventually respond.

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Here’s Some Cool People To Follow 💕🦕:

@neerasrealm @proxymorons @tomfuckery06 @hauntedtotem @frogama @humanmousetrap @frankie-the-undead @glassartpeasants @the-catcake @thebleedingalien @tortillasconsal

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Reading List For 2023 💕🦕:

AKA: Books I started reading within the last two years and then exams happened.

💕🦕 Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh

💕🦕 Filth - Irvine Welsh

💕🦕 Skagboys - Irvine Welsh

💕🦕 Dead Men’s Trousers - Irvine Welsh

💕🦕 How to Grow an Addict - J.A.Wright

💕🦕 Dracula - Bram Stoker

💕🦕 Lord of the Flies - William Golding

💕🦕 The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller

💕🦕 Dune - Frank Herbert

💕🦕 Inferno - Dante Alighieri

💕🦕 Mary Tudor: England’s First Queen - Anna Whitelock

💕🦕 Edward VI: The Lost King of England - Chris Skidmore

💕🦕 She-Wolves: The Women Who Ruled England Before Elizabeth - Helen Castor

💕🦕 I Know What I Am: The Life and Times of Artemisia Gentileschi - Gina Siciliano

💕🦕 The Psychology Book - Multiple Authors

💕🦕 Women, Race and Class - Angela Davis

💕🦕 The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels (basic ass leftist book I know I know)

💕🦕 The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - Bobby Henderson

💕🦕 Stranger in a Strange Land - Robert A. Heinlein

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If I see any blogs doing the following then I will block them immediately:

Promoting hateful and discriminatory ideologies.

Promoting/glamorising abuse/pedophilia/necrophilia/beastiality/incest - this includes MAPS and proshippers.

Directing harassment or abuse towards other users.

Showing support for Snuffbomb, La Mishi Mish and xXAmLuvsXx.

💕🦕 As long as you don’t do any of the above, we’ll get along just fine :)

That’s all! Stick around if you fancy it 💕🦕.

#cheeky blog intro post three years after I started this thing

[ellzilla]

I think ive heard of some before, i think ones like Creepy Frozen Pasta, Pastamonsters, Creepypasta Life and a few others

The ones I can list off the top of my head are Proxymorons, The Seer, Creeps, I Eat Pasta for Breakfast and Pastamonsters I may be forgetting some but idr lol

[samw3000]

Proxymoron

… That’s when your proxy server keeps letting all the wrong traffic in. Bad proxymoron! Bad! – I got lots of IT jokes. On my way to work this morning, I imagined my script didn’t make any of my classmates laugh and the teacher told me to get out and never try to do anything funny again and I got banned from Second City … then I went home, looked at their alumni website and bawled my soul…

View On WordPress

#journaling

[proxie-of-the-art]

THE PEN. WHAT IS IT? HAND IT OVER. ITS NICE.👁👄👁✋🏿

IT'S SUCH A GOOD PENNNNN

#SRY TUMBLR HAS STOPPED SENDING ME NOTIFS FOR ASKS #HOW TO FIX???!?? #IT'S SUCH A GOOD PEN #im using it foreverrrrrrrrr #also looking for more pens #proxymorons

[neerasrealm]

How about A LJ with cascade from the first batch? -Bozo

IT HE!!

#creepypasta #art #laughing jack #request #ty for giving me a reason to draw him #proxymorons

[askoldlaughingjack]

AYYYY YOUR BACK! Nice to see you active again! Hope your break went well! -Bozo

((Ay, thank you!! And it did!))

#proxymorons

[7ngelbox]

No, please ramble go on I wanna hear this. -Bozo mun

OPP DIDNT SEE THIS UNTIL ID POSTED MY HCDUMP

fingerguns its cool tho i got more headcanons, cryptid edition

i should specify that by cryptid i mean the more “non-humanoid” creepypastas, or the ones that might be classified as animals. the slenderbros for example wouldnt be here because theyre just not part of this group. yeah, my creepypastas have cliques lol

mr widemouth is the only creepypasta im keeping as exclusively targesting children, only because he’s really, really bad at it. Most of his antics end up with maybe the child needs therapy or a hospital visit to stitch up wounds (still bad but almost never ending in death) and ONLY because he’s very easily puntable. he’s like, only slightly larger than a furby and is just as light. nobody really knows where he came from as he’s pretty young as far as the nonhuman creepypastas go. jeff speculated he’s some type of fucked up haunted furby, though. I’m inclined to agree. he is good for jumpscares though, being so light and small. he’s not allowed near sally or ben because he’s verbally nasty towards them and is enemy of the splendy. seedeater gets along well with him (ONWARDS MIGHTY STEED). smile does not (GET OFFA ME YOU STUPID MUTT)

seedeater is still a raccoon. still just a creature. theyre probably the most animalistic creepypasta there is, only barely able to say a few words and most inclined to fuck off on their own and was the one to bring EJ into the fold. they’d actually found baby EJ and somehow raised him successfully(?) enough until he was old enough to start figuring stuff out on his own. seedeater will obey ANY commands so long as food is involved. seedeater is also notoriously hard to kill. they have been seen losing entire limbs and having them back only hours later. they’re about waist height on all fours, and are absolutely bony underneath their mane. they loafs

smile’s pupy. He’s ALSO waist-height, with the added bonus of being bulky. he’s very mild-mannered and can talk to others psychically but doesnt talk to humans (other than jeff) due to the corrosive properties he has on them. nobody knows why Jeff’s immune. smile loves jeff very much. there is no real hierarchy in the creepypasta circle but somehow smile is in charge of most of the cryptid pastas. sometimes he arranges meetings between the cryptids and an uninvolved creepypasta will walk in and have like 10 creatures staring at them until they fuck off. smiles.. smile, does look about as cartoony as i draw it. there’s no defined lips and it doesn’t really look like it can open. nobody’s seen smile open his mouth either (ignore if ive drawn it before)

BOB is fast and exclusively hangs out wtih the other “cryptids”. they completely ignore anyone not in their little group, and is very much in platonic wuv with momo. BOB is completely nonverbal except for wordless yelling and is scary fast. He’s physically strong, too, easily able to mow through fences if he decides not to hop them, though he easily gets caught in barbed wire fences (no hands to untangle them :(  ). 

momo’s very amicable and can talk normally. she’ll be friendly enough when the human group wanna hang out but only really seeks out the other cryptids. she’s very fond of BOB and can often be found hanging off his shoulders since she’s not very fast. she doesn’t really understand that taking other peoples stuff is wrong, even when told repeatedly and will often steal blankets/pillows/food to make nests with and eat. she’s a cuddle bug :3

eyeless jack is an honorary cryptid because of seedeater, and sometimes hangs out with his “dad/mom/parent” during cryptid-only gatherings. he’ll come with if they need someone to open doors sometimes 

the rake, aka “honey badger but it looks like a fucked up old man kind of”. they’re VERY anti-touchy unless they initiate the touch and likes to ride on seedeaters back (theyre fluffy). they’ll give the same treatment to smile sometimes but smile likes to hang out with jeff and jeff likes to try to push the rake off. jeff does not like sharing smile >:(. the rake can talk albeit weirdly, their jaw/mouth is only just capable of speaking hoomantalk, and so they have to repeat themselves sometimes. you know the rake likes you when they decide to play koala on you. depending on your size, this can be very impeding. 

i thhhiIINK THATS EVERPONY? i kind of wanna do something with grinny but i feel weird about it cuz im familiar w op (not personally but) and i haven’t seen spinoffs enough of them to be comfortable fuckin w them. how does he n pencilneck not have any sort of spinoffs whn their webcomic was a big part of my childhood. wheezes

#creepypasta #not art #proxymorons

[xxsweetoothxx]

Blah blah blah Character design. Blah blah blah playing with art styles blah...

I'm just now seeing mistakes but I'm not going to point them out because you wouldn't know they were my ass being forgetful. :o) I'm happy with these regardless of them.

#creepypasta #crp #creepypasta art #laughing jack #proxymorons #creepy pasta #creepypasta redesign #creepypasta rewrite #doodleteeth #very much happy with how these came out #Ragz

[teethcake]

That Last post is Big mood 😔 -Bozo

😔👊 @ creepypasta fandom youre too cool and sweet, made my year and end of year so much better

#rough end of year so getting back into social media and the creepypasta fandom. helping so so much #other stuff too but god.. #you all are so sweet #proxymorons #ask

[glassartpeasants]

How did you met your first husbando? (Or current one you choose) and put your friends on this since I'm curious bitch

Love the attitude you gett a gold star

But that is a good question! I was in the creepypasta fandom WAY before I was in the MHA fandom. But I know for sure that I found creepypasta as a freshman in highschool.

I actually hated Isaac when i first learned about him through Laughing Jacks story. Still hate the OG mf. I've just created a better version of him in my head.

I think i grew so attached to him was because during that time in my life i was having very bad home life living with my mother and i guess freshman me just decided Isaac was the one. I've created a lot of different realities with this man by daydreaming.

It's funny to me cause even when i was first starting out in the MHA fandom, I was still in the creepypasta fandom at the same time. Funny merge i thinks. So yeah I've been stuck with that British loser for over 5 years.

Now when it comes to my friends on here, i have quite a few. At least to me i count them as friends

@zuffer-weird-girl I met in 2020 i believe. I loved her Overhaul content and I had only started writing barely when we first met. I was so excited when i saw her follow me back and I'm pretty sure we became better friends making fun of one another in a nice way-

@bat-eclecticwolfbouquet-love literally the person who inspired me to write. Love this woman from the bottom of my heart and would kill a man for her. She was my first ever friend on here and were still friends to this day! We're both busy sadly as we both have full time jobs so we don't talk as much as we use to but it always puts a smile on my face when we do

@thotsforvillainrights followed them before anyone else. Pretty sure i got closer with them after me and zuffer became friends. We got roped into a group by being "people who write for overhaul the most". So you know you gotta make friends in a group lol. But they are really fun to talk to and a great writer

@wholesomey-artist met them through zuffer. can i remember when? No. But i do know that we got closer as friends when i was displaying my hate for nemoto the first time. They deserve more attention and they're art is amazing (don't play among us with them, they LIE)

@dukedonte met them through the now deactivated proxymorons blog. I was working on my own rewrites and through the grace of god i was able to become friends with them. I owe them a lot for helping me with helping make rewrites. By helping me with any plotholes i had or helping me with lore. They're really the best

@ellzilla Cannot remember how i met them no matter how hard i try. Maybe through her old ask blog? I love her oc's and she's also doing a really interesting rewrite on Laughing Jack's story! A really unique one me thinks. I love looking at her art and I'm super jealous how great she is at painting on digital

#ignore any spelling or grammer errors #i consider all these people my friends so hopefully I'm a friend to them too #if any of them catch me stalking they're page no they didn't

[rubyafton]

"my my, little bird~"

@proxymorons

Welcome to another episode of Ruby drawing shit she just can't get out of her mind :)

#isaac grossman #fnaf fanart #leatherface #bubba sawyer #thomas hewitt #funny #halloween #bubba saywer x reader #flipnote fnaf #blasticheart #ailurophile-chan #caramelcraze #Creepypasta #Will grossman #laughing jack x reader #laughing jack

[ellzilla]

If u would ever make a pasta comic, do u have any ideas for a plot? and r there any pasta comics that u like or would suggest?

I've been wanting to make one with my own creepypasta ocs for ages! It would at first be lowkey slice-of-lifeish to set how the Underrealm looks n' feels n' it's murder culture and shit. Conflict between Meatbag [skinned horse head guy] and Veronica [pink heart glasses lady] with popular creepypastas either being cameos or mini antagonists ...and then it would turn into a partially SCP comic because of The Foundation trying to contain the monsters n' freaks one by one... and the Global Occult Coalition trying to steal from The Foundation and kill any creatures they find in their path. also the concept of the Foundation existing in the same world as Jeff the Killer's super funny to me even STILL also for suggestions I really liked The Seer and the like... t w o? three pages of ProxyMorons that exist???

#creepypasta

[intimidating-fettuccine]

So I thought Proxymorons was Proxymons so I'm making creeps as pokemon I'll send results l8r

I expect great things. Especially if it’s shitposty