#professionally

[literallyslain]

my parents learned i watch the silly weewoo show

#my dad is a firefighter #like #professionally #this is so embarrassing #i have to force myself to not think so i dont get mad watching the show #911 abc

[lost-fingertips]

Bitches will say shit like “thanks for sticking around” and have the nerve to apologize, as though there were ever any other choice?? Like

You Motherfucker

I will wait until all around us is dust. And even as time loses all meaning, I will cherish every second knowing it is for you that I wait

Fucking Idiot

#gay idiots #wlw yearning #professionally #I would make 6 figures I’m that good #idiot

[ludwigfanfunkoven]

silent hill 2 looks genuinely horrible

good.

silent hill fans deserve this for putting 2 on such a high pedestal for no reason.

#silent hill #yeah I'm a hater #I hate #professionally

[bearsbeetsbeskar]

Y’all I’m at a wedding right now

Tell me why the only thing that I can think about right now is sucking Joel Millers cock 🫠🫠🫠

#I need help #professionally #But really though #it’s all I think about

[lookninjas]

Swear to God, I picked my cat up this morning to put her on my lap, and she farted out the entirety of her bloating. Not all at once, but over the course of like half an hour. If I'd've known it was that easy --

I am incredibly relieved by this. We're probably still going to the vet though.

#she's eating and she's pooping and she's doing the cat digestive things #but at this point we've been in mild digestive heck for a couple of weeks now and i feel like we need to rule things out #professionally #before i go 'oh we're fine now' and then she dry-heaves on me at three a.m. again

[rapidhighway]

ITS FUCKING ALIVE

#also I learned its my DADS so idfk what hell do when he learns i took it but whatever #the cd is wonkyyy i will try to dust it off and some tutorials maybe #and if its still shit ill see if there's anyone who will take a look at it #professionally #but it plays sound!! #kind of shitty rn but ill see what i can do

[imperatorrrrr]

feeling a type of way about getting shoutouts in two fics on the same day by writers you really fucking admire. feels good.

#Text #having the absolute worst start to the year personally #professionally #but stuff like this is a balm #it’s making my day really #and the fics aren’t even for me #I’m just here chilling

[technicolorxsn]

why is asano apologizing??????? hibiki was the one being a jerk?????

#hibiki was pushing her to do something she didnt want for reasons asano didnt agree with and she was right?? it is like hibikis dad?????? #asano just wanted to keep having fun and spending time with her friends and put her foot down when hibiki kept pushing her to do more #professionally #like. asano was right. #she just wanted to do music as a fun thing with friends and hibiki pushing her to do it professionally even after she repeatedly said she #didnt want to was a dick move #sure asano couldve not compared hibiki to her dad bc thats a bit mean #but shes right #this is abt hello melancholic btw

[becaexists]

Sometimes I think I'm normal and take normal subjects but then I remember that my homework was to write fanfiction about the Odyssey (the ancient epic poem) and I did so well that my teacher asked me to write a second part when we've finished reading the text

#just classic things #ancient greece #it's cool #i study it now #professionally #i'm gonna be an archaeologist when I grow up #the oddyssey #fanfiction #should I post it on ao3 #maybe #might re-write the whole Odyssey #bc I can #that's why i'm doing my a-level in classics #to write odyssey fanfiction for the masses #and by masses I mean my classics class #my fellow peers #did you know we have only one straight cis man in our class? #we make fun of him for being straight #that's the gay agenda

[fernsehn]

Just watched some vintage X-Files as a palate cleanser. So good. And probably not fair to the german show I'm supposed to write about. I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT ITS QUALITY THOUGH. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Like...they make me guess about its target audience(s) and think up distribution strategies to reach said audience - like WTF? DO YOU THINK I WANT THIS JOB TO MAKE UP STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA STRATEGIES ??? NO!!! I WANNA CREATE GOOD SHOWS THAT DON'T EVEN NEED THAT SHIT.

#also what about just paying for some actual promo shit #like...real world advertising #paying for an ad campaign #for people who do that shit #professionally

[selfimprovefy]

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#self improvement #self-improvement #self help #self growth #how to #improve yourself #professionally #how to improve #how to improve yourself

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#service #customerexperience #professionally #supportteam #businesssuccess #promisetrainingglobal

[akkpipitphattana]

i’ll never understand people who can’t make fun of their faves a little. like yes i love this character and would defend them to my grave but also they’re stupid sometimes and they do dumb things and imma make fun of them for it

#someone commented under the alan post i made with him saying he can’t separate work from personal matters #and felt the need to clarify that this is what a professional would do #like yeah i agree. i made a post about that. #however this post is making fun of the fact that he’s a lil liar GDKDKED #liz rambles #greatest hits

[cemeterything]

"consensual but not safe or sane" is my favourite fanfiction tag because it's like prefacing something dangerous with the warning "don't try this at home!" but instead of a risky driving manoeuvre or whatever it's a scene where a character vivisects another and applies an electric current to their nerve endings to see how their insides move (sexually)

#🐉 #this was performed by trained professionals (made up people for whom there are no real world consequences) do not attempt

[honetii]

I'm like super normal and not unhinged in the slightest (I spent 3 days formatting, printing, and binding a niche internet story about sci fi football into a 280 page physical book)

#it's a little crusty around the edges but. i am not a professional i just like binding books #the colored dots are bc my printer is strictly black and white and i needed a way to differentiate text colors #so. posca pens. #all the videos are QR codes !! #17776 #is there even a fandom for this i legitimately don't know #if there is i love y'all

[jaowuuuuuuu]

tumblr is actually fun because i can say my main more concise thoughts up here and then all my jumbled side thoughts have a place too- the tags.

#see? #i got the hang of this real quick #i am rating tumblr 9/10 #my qualifications are: a masters in yapology #as in yapping #professionally #no more parentheses!!!