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wolfhowlwitch · 6 months
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made a little hex jar for the husband to deal with anger re: really shitty drivers
it’s Hermes’ day so I have his playlist on shuffle and as soon as I started the process, Highway to Hell came on
Hermes says yeah, get fucked, shitty drivers
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If you've been on my blog long enough you know I'm pro hex, pro curse what have you.
Sometimes though...you don't want to go the whole nine regarding curses and shit. Sometimes what you have in your arsenal does not justify the transgression. Sometimes you want something other than hoping the next time the asshole you don't like has to shit they're stuck in traffic.
Nah nah nah, too cliche.
Allow me to give you some ideas as I am the duchess of petty.
Give them an itch that a scratch can never satisfy
Bring forth a pimple that always comes back no matter how it's popped or cleansed.
Conjure the agony of the person who angered you by blessing all of their crushes to find meaningful relationships elsewhere.
Plague them with an itch in the asshole. Just enough to be noticeable and unpleasant.
Curse them with finding rocks or sticky barbs of flora on their feet.
May glitches plague your games.
Infect them with insomnia.
Fuck up one shoe of their favorite pair just so getting rid of them is extra annoying.
Make the backs of their earrings disappear with your hex.
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crazycatsiren · 6 months
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Just a heads up, Friday the 13th is coming up this new week, if you got a shitty ex to hex or something.
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seleneprince · 1 month
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Contrary to popular belief, Snape does know how to laugh (and it's quite a contagious sound) and her Slytherin friends aren't just a bunch of snobby, arrogant rich brats that only make fun of others. They all have a soft side that only comes out with each other and would leave a lot of people in shock.
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F❗️CK OFF NEIGHBOR HEX
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Gotta neighbor you you absolutely hate? Are they a total karen? Dont you just wanna go apeshit? Well now you can! This hex is pepper based as the main ingriedient. You can use a jalapeno pepper to wish your neighbor to fuck off and stop harassing you OR you can use a habanero to add alittle extra spice to your ill will and wish them all kinds of bad luck until they leave or move away!
Ingredients:
jalapeno/or habanero (for extra strength)
Paprika
Garlic powder
Onion Powder
Nails/or needles
Small bag/sachet
Name, Object or Picture of your neighbor(s)
Incantation:
" Our homes are close and im here to stay, so fuck of to yours and go away. My space is mine and yours is your own, fuck of neighbors and leave me alone."
Instructions:
1. Cut an opening in the pepper and scoop out some of the seeds. (be sure to wear gloves your your skin is sensitive!)
2. Stick the item, name, or picture of your neighbor(s) inside the pepper.
3. Sprinkle the paprika, garlic, and onion powder inside the opening of the pepper.
4. Take of couple of small nails or needles and push them through the pepper, charging them with your intentions (wanting your neighbor to fuck off) as you do so.
5. Tie the black thread around the nails/needles and around the pepper as to bind your ill intentions on them and to bind them from harassing you.
6. Place in a small bag and toss somewhere in a hidden spot on your neighbors property.
HAPPY HEXING!
TheTwilightOracle
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finalskies · 2 months
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Great design! it's so nice your DM allowed you to make your imaginations Live, have fun in that campaign!
Oh, I missed this! Thank you! Yeah, Chimera's a special one, I'm glad my DM allowed it! Always enjoy playing dragonborn sorcerers, my go-to combo.
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greyias · 7 months
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Shar stole my party's radiant damage bonus!
😮
THAT BITCH
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altargarden · 10 months
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genuine question for the kemetic community who also practice magic, what is your perspective on conducting curses/hexes? not looking to argue or anything, i just want to hear some perspectives.
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veronicahex · 2 months
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I'm pausing work on the Zutara essay because I need to write an essay defending Katara from stuff like this.
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wrestlingmgc · 2 years
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NWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Hex
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wolfhowlwitch · 7 months
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curses make me sleepy
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witchy-shxt · 2 years
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This is not a "Harm None" witchcraft blog. This is a "curse the fuckers who stripped you of your human rights" witchcraft blog.
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crazycatsiren · 6 months
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If there's one conclusion I've arrived at after a decade and a half of being a witch, it's that some people you don't need to spend the time and energy to curse. You can just let them wreck themselves in due time, because eventually they run out of lives to ruin and soon enough they get to their own.
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mrfearlessriot · 2 years
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Missa Kate & Kaci Lennox vs. The Hex • NWA USA, 8/20/22
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biteyourcrush · 2 years
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A tiny, clawed hand, its back covered in delicate lavender scales, reaches up and over the edge of the table to leave a handful of shells and rocks. They can't quite get over the table proper yet, not tall enough to reach over it, but its enough to show the treasures from today's venture. They tried to brush them off, but there are still grains of sand that fall out, here and there.
"Mommy took me to hau-bir early today," their voice is quiet, still like they haven't grown into it, still like they don't want to talk too loud. The abyssal word is still shortened, a quick name for the beach that Miranda has already taught them, but they pick up fast. They're just less confident about actually saying things, not knowing what they are.
Virina points to one of the shells, ridged and with a curve that fits into the palm of their hands. "This-un has a hole in it, why's that?"
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A quiet day in the Mishra residence- there were a lot of those now. At least, comparatively- even with a kid running around, that really was nothing compared to the work the both of them had to put in in order to EARN that. Aaravi's in the kitchen, making note of what they have and figuring out meal plans for the day, when her attention is drawn away.
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"Well, morning to you too, beta." She grinned, the Hindu petname bringing back some of the better memories of her own youth and shutting the fridge. She lets out a low whistle at the haul, glittering shells and beach bits on the table like a tableu of childlike curiosity- taking a seat and giving them a look.
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"Hmmmm~ could be for lots of reasons! Pretty sure a lot of things that find shellfish tasty have little drill-parts to crack into the shells. Or it could've just been an already thin part of the shell, worn through by the grit of the ocean floor- mommy would probably know better."
"Now," She grinned at her kid, "Have you and mommy had breakfast yet? Or do you want amma to make you some pancakes?"
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"Oooooh, special 'Ravi pancakes today~?"
The curse flowed from the amulet, as if summoned by the prospect of food- actually that's probably literally what happened. Aaravi sighed, but any malice she may have once had in the action was long gone as she just raised an eyebrow.
"Hex."
"Whaaat? They're the bomb dot com, 'Ravi-girl!"
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freyjas-light · 2 years
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Dear SCOTUS, fuck you...
A Hex for the government
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Saturday night we had a little fun in channeling our anger. I usually don't share hexes, but decided this one needed to be available to those who don't have time to prepare one themselves.
Ingredients:
Black candle
SCOTUS symbol (I used one created by @hermetic.arts on Instagram)
Rusty nails (other sharp objects like needles or throns can be substituted)
Poppy seeds
Black pepper
Cayenne pepper
Red pepper flakes
Anointing oil (I used olive oil)
Burn safe container/candle holder
Most of these ingredients can be found in your kitchen. The most important thing is that you use spices and other objects that inherently cause pain and discomfort.
How to curse your government:
Light any deity candles/invite in any spirits you would like to work with
Write SCOTUS sigil and names of those who have wronged you (on separate papers)
Anoint your candle with oil
Add your spices, in my case the poppy seeds, cayenne, black pepper, and red pepper
Stick in nails, taking care not to break the candle
Add candle to fire safe container - I used a soapstone bowl with salt and red pepper flakes at the bottom
Add additional nails around candle if desired, I had 5 total nails for the 5 names I was cursing - 2 in the candle, 3 in the bowl
Add sigil paper under your candle container/holder
Light candle and direct all your anger towards it
Once the flame is nice and high, burn your paper with the names, thinking about their lives burning with it
At this point the spell is mostly done. Feel free to say an incantation if you'd like. I personally played some heavy metal and used it to fuel my emotions. I also pulled some cards with Freyja while waiting for the candle to burn out.
Once the candle has completed burned out, you have a couple of options. 1) dispose of all of it immediately or 2) save it and the sigil that has been imbued with hatred and do even more additional nasty stuff to it. Regardless, you are going to want to clear it off your altar and then cleanse yourself and your space to rid the area of any left over negative energy.
Now go forth and hex responsibly
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