#pringles!anon

[voxofthevoid]

Vox...idk dude, when people get to reading your stories and awakening kinks in people, folks are bound to get curious.

So, I'll just ask what everybody else is thinking..

Are you doing [redacted] IRL like in your fics?

If fans aren't flooding your DMs with propositions, I would be legitimately surprised.

I know 🤣

We've been through two different rounds of this already. It's mostly a matter of my fics getting filthy enough coinciding with an explosion in the number of readers/followers.

But no, I'm unfortunately not banging anyone IRL. I'm as single as a pringle and got no intention to change it. Might brush off the long-neglected dating apps once my finances and health stabilize, but I'm not in any hurry. The kind of sex I like leaves me mentally drained (domming is a double-edged sword) and needing painkillers (bad back). It drops right to the bottom of my priority list whenever literally anything in life goes wrong.

#i love my anons #anon #ignore that single as a pringle makes no sense

[kamurocho-confessional]

"ive gotten attached to daigo to the point that i am a little afraid of future games showing him in an actual romantic relationship. i have no idea how i will react if it happens because my mind has basically accepted the fact that he has no game whatsoever and never will. i promise im normal"

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza series #daigo dojima #confession #sfw #031 #most normal daigo fan tbh #anyway i think you'll be fine anon rgg doesnt really give characters long-term romances #and i doubt daigo's going to have much relevance in the franchise henceforth aside from a mention or a quick scene or two #so for all intents and purposes he's a single pringle for life #just like every other virg in this series i stg--

[day0walker]

who is xavier?

xavier is my original character that i write with fr0ntier!

i created him earlier this year and we wrote a very long detailed arc of xavier and benji (their oc) falling in love LMAOOOO people read along and seemed to enjoy it and some people have still stuck around to continue reading about dog boy and his black cat coded bf

#ask #anon #he is one of my proudest creations #but i also guarantee he got his hand stuck in a pringles can and had to have benji help cut it off #idk the pros of dating a medic

[kyleecarrigan]

Honestly it’s the “fuck me” nipple covers that make it 👌🏼

#personal #me #selfie #saucy #mesh and plaid #plaid #flannel and mesh #flannel and fishnet #girls with tattoos #send anons #single pringle 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ #boredom and I don’t wanna go to work today.

[icedmetaltea]

I'm nicknaming the ruined dlc daycare attendant rinkle dinkle man and no one can stop me

CANON

#Answer tag #Metaltea Talks #Welcome to the fandom rinkle dinkle man #*gives anon a pringle dingle*

[t4tbedehopmar]

kohers... the dude ever the mutual ever the THE WA i enjoy and appreciate your presence on here a LOT and im sososoososo grateful you have stayed around me for like. the longest out of all my mutuals JDKSNFMMSGN you are always so fun to talk to and also you made me appreciate himeru ensemble stars and made me revive my love for pokemon so much more.. YOU ARE THE COOLEST EVER AND DONT YOU EVER FORGET THAT YAHOOOOOO

AUGHHHHHHHHHH THANK U did u know ur also the best :c also one of the few mutuals that have stayed by my side sniffles 💔💔 ur the coolest and most amazing hugs u sosoosoososos much

#asks #anon ! #and hello prinnie rinnie pringle ringle :] #ok that sounded better in my head KDBSNHDHNADSJDHBAJS

[fibi-draws]

i remember following you like 3 or 4 years ago nd your art style is the only one ive been able to trace back to as inspiring the way i draw now

ah i get so much whiplash when you guys say things like these hgfjdska the other day i read a youtube comment of someone saying my video was part of their childhood. THEIR CHILDHOOD????? AAAAAA???????

#plase dont say im your childhood im gonna crumble away like a pringle at the bottom of the can i cant feel old please im 21 gUYS- #asks #anonymous #anyway anon im super glad you consider me an inspiration im gonna go cry now

[susartwork]

Is there a character of yours that doesn't have a romantic partner?

In Underwizard there are some unshipped characters, but I have plans for them >w>

I also have some outcode OCs who aren't shipped, but honestly Idk if to give them a partner.

#ask answered #anon #underwizard #outcode #Btw Alphysis is shipped with a Fell version of Undyne. #All the other OCs are single pringles.

[theroyalsavage]

heyoo!! sorry this is kind of an annoying ask so feel free to ignore but I loved all your thiam fics and they characterizations you have for everyone especially theo is so spot on and perfect so I was wondering if you could do a character analysis on any of them?

hi anon!! thanks so much for your kind words! i’m 99% sure this unhinged rant is not what you were hoping for but bestie my professors chose violence this week and my brain is made of soup so please. bon appetit

i really think the thing that's so compelling to me about theo is how fundamentally his character arc captures the themes of change and redemption that are at the center of teen wolf's dna as a show.

pretty much as soon as his betrayal is revealed in 5a, theo's framed as a figure whose very survival has itself become a selfish act. tara's heart is an obvious and visceral symbol of what he's taken from others in order to survive, but her death is also a direct parallel to what he does to tracy and josh, and what he tries to do with scott. like corey and mason and the rest of the chimeras, theo is a victim of the dread doctors - perhaps even more so. he was a child, taken from his family, raised in an unloving and unsympathetic environment for almost ten full years. as a result, his primary defense mechanism has become a twisted sort of ambition. gain more power, and no one can hurt me. gain a pack, and i won't be alone anymore. become an alpha, and i’ll never feel helpless again.

in 6a, after he's brought back from superhell (rip), theo immediately declares himself to be the same person he was before he was sent away. joke’s on him, though, because within three episodes he’s actively sacrificing his life for someone for the first time that we're aware of. when he throws liam into the elevator and stays to hold off the wild hunt, there is absolutely no reason to believe he’s getting out of there alive. nobody else has up to this point. s5 theo wanted liam to kill scott - kill his alpha and his friend, scarring himself permanently in the process - so that theo could kill liam and gain both of their power. s6 theo, unprompted, makes the choice to put his own self-preservation on the backburner in order to give liam the chance to survive another day. setup, meet payoff.

i really think a lesser show might've killed him there - redemption complete, a selfish existence thrown on its head and then ended. when it’s not doing the Absolute Most, though, teen wolf actually kind of slaps really hard. so instead, we get s6e10 the wolves of war (complimentary). this episode is a mess and i understand why people have issues with it, but i'm a wolves of war apologist just because of theo's final scene in the hospital. that shit is such immaculate character work. i cannot shut up about it. s6e10 tells us that what theo needed to be redeemed was never to die for someone - it's to fight with someone, to live with someone, to reframe existence and life and growth in terms of support and mutual benefit instead of selfishness. theo’s able to take gabe's pain, in the end, because he's no longer putting his own self-preservation first. but he doesn't need to die to prove that - instead, he fights at liam's side, and eases gabe's pain as he dies, and proves his survival does not have to be a selfish act.

theo proves the point scott’s been making for the whole fuckin show. he's not only capable of change, but he does it - and he does it because he decides to. because he finds something - someone - worth fighting for. it doesn't erase the things he's done, but it does recontextualize them. i believe that in life we do the best we can with what we're given. theo was given tara's heart and a chimera's body and then - finally - liam's outstretched hand. good is a verb, not an adjective. theo is redeemed because he's given the opportunity to, and because he actively seizes that opportunity.

theo raeken is when dove cameron said “so you wanna talk about power? / well, let me show you power.” and when mitski said “open up your heart like the gates of hell / you stay soft, get beaten. / only natural to harden up.” and when khalid said “sister, sister, please know that i’m sorry; / i wish you could’ve stopped me.” and when mary oliver said “you do not have to be good... / you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.” and when rina sawayama said “i’m trying to be normal / but trauma is immortal... / i don’t wanna be a monster anymore.” and when silas denver melvin said “you are not as damned as you think you are.”

#anons #oooooh boy theo raeken u live rent free in my cranium #he's like a marble inside the pringles can that is my skull and the universe is shaking it vigorously #i didn't even mention this but cody christian is fuckin phenomenal in this role. he did what he had to do he gave what he had to give. #i got a lot of shit to say about liam too but like. i've subjected you to enough here #sorry this is absolutely unhinged and also if this isn't want you had in mind anon dsfjghgk i have 400 pages of reading for this week #if i see another acronym my brain is going to implode on itself

[hella1975]

hey babes remember the "fist full of food" and "water time" during your new year's eve celebrations, ily <3

what the HELL does this mean

#literally rocking in a corner trying to figure out if anon is literally just telling drunk hella to eat and drink water #OR if this is referencing something i posted. which is entirely possible bc i got BLACKOUT last night i remember fuck all #if this is just a nice reminder then sorrry my hangxiety is ruining it anonstie <3 #i did in fact eat last night i woke up with three bags of doritos and a tub of pringles around me i was very perplexed #ask

[short-black-diamond]

NONONO WE MADE SURE LIKE TO STOP AS SOON AS WE SAW SOMEONE IN THE DISTANCE

Lowkey blue balled him 💔 LMFAOOO

I am also way too anxious to be an exhibitionist😻

Its just the only place we can do anything lmfaooo since im not allowed guests and well my dad wouldn’t want me at a boys house

But thank uu diamonnn ❤️❤️❤️

-🍓

OOP- sorry

but damn L dad I guess...but like, can't you come to his place or sumthing??

Uh huh "way to anxious to be an exhibisionist"--BRO YOU SUCKED HIM

anyways stay save sis, i hope you two will have your fun soon.

now tell me how to get a boyfriend. like, bitch. I'm older than you. how tf do you have a bf before me, I'm a little jealous, but moreso confused

HOW DO I GET A BF, TELL ME YOUR WAYS!!!

PLEASE

-your single diamond </3

#my precious 🍓 #🍓 anon #🍓 talks #strawberry 🍓 #🍓has a bf now #🍓makes me feel single like a pringle

[daisychainsandbowties]

me when im scared of spiders and you put a picture of one under the cut: oh well i just have to see this! maybe this time it wont be scary! and then everytime it is scary and i get scared :o

keep up the good work spideys deserve someone in their corner!

this spider is so stupid though if you could have seen me like “hey buddy hop on” and him crying and running away like i was killing him, skiting seeds everywhere. and then going “oh cool!!!” when i stuck the pringles can inside. dude climbed straight in there no hesitation and now i have it out in the garden where it’s safe from my cats and he’s sitting in it like “get the fuck away from my house” (ง'̀-'́)ง

(once again under the cut)

#he is actually very small for a house spider #i’ve had ones that alerted me to their presence by falling loudly onto the floor with a genuine THUNK #and yeah. my housemates have terrible taste in pringles #as if there’s any flavour besides the green one #tw spiders #anon #but you were so brave though!

[tteokdoroki]

hi! pringles anon again, i got sour cream & onion.

which one do u prefer?

hi bestie !!! i love sour cream and onion omgg, i think my top flavour is Texan bbq i have like two packs/tubes?? right now and im scared to open them bc im going to inhale them

#✧ ₊˚✉️੭ — new notification #✧ ₊˚💬੭ — unknown messenger #ʚ pringles anon’ ɞ

[lovesomehate]

not to sound too thirsty (or creepy O.o) but looking at ted as chain man in those gifs floating around on tumblr and in that selfie with siobhan, i get why he prefers wide and too-big suits if you catch my drift... (ok that was creepy to say, i am sorry BUT I JUST NOTICE THESE THINGS OK?? my eyes are drawn to details and that happens to be one, don't judge me)

Jgangnsjfjajf nonny one thing you need to know about me: I won’t judge you about this at all 😂😂😂 I have eyes too 😏

Let me just say

#ah yes the only Pringle can 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #the way I was cackling while answering this #ask #anon #ted raimi

[kumbatant]

a-

#u alright anon? #did u get sniped n my inbox? #was it the pringles man? #ask stuff

[dreamhot]

I don't have enough energy for the crumbs that are more dust at that point

you say dust like u haven't eaten the entire can in one go ... where's your fighting spirit

#/jokes i can make a pringles can last for a few snacking sessions #smile.ask #anon