Belos, talking about Matthew Hopkins: He was...a great leader.
Luz: His hands bore the blood of hundreds of women!
Belos, shrugging: Hmm, slay💅
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Some more @gonzague-if art based on a Bojack horseman meme. Inspired by the mirror scene in demo.
Prince Philippe "Médée" Gonzague: You got to get your shit together. So Nevers secretly married Aurora, and you got your heart broken. Serves you right for having feelings!
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Philip: I love all my children equally
Philip, before: I don't care for Charles
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Imagine the princesses meme from "Ralph breaks the internet" but with princes.
(I'm including Star/Aster because i can).
Aster: Whoa, whoa. Gentlemens, I can explain. See, I'm a prince, too!
Kristoff: Wait, what?
Aster: Yeah. Prince Aster, the wishing star. You know *THE* wishing star? The one in the sky? You probably saw me.
Henry/Charming: Huh. What kind of prince are you?
Aster: What kind?
Florian: Do you have no personality?
Aster: No.
Aladdin and Eugene: You were a thief?
Aster: No.
Kristof: Your best friend is an animal?
Aster: No. Thought my friend's has a goat as her best friend.
John: You got shot?
Aster: No!
Adam and Naveen: Cursed?
Aster: No!
Li Shang: Lead an army to death?
Aster: No! Are you guys okay? Should I get help?
Eric: Then I have to assume that you killed a giant octopus to save the love of your life?
Aster: No???
Florian: Have you ever had True Love's Kiss?
Aster: I wish...
Philip: Did you rebelled against your father?
Aster: I don't even have a mom.
All except Naveen: Nethier, do we! As far as some of us know...
Kristoff: And now, for the million-dollar question. Do people assume that when a pretty girl shows up, you'll fall in love with her immediately?
Aster: Yes! What is up with that? Also what is a dollar?
All: They are a prince!
Florian: *sings*
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Thank you to the Brilliant mind who created this meme: "They're Calling You Jussie Smollett 2.0, NOT Diana 2.0"
For Context: The Meghans staged another production of lies for the morning after their NoOprah RACISM LieFest.
This particular scene was filmed inside one (1) of the rented & staged cottages at Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, CA one (1) hour away from Montecito, CA.
Prince Philip is on his deathbed. The Meghans and Thirsty Tyler Perry filmed themselves chatting & laughing at the Queen's classy and elegant "recollections may vary," memo.
Sparry pretended to receive an electronic message & MegaLiar stood up to offer him a motherly moonbump hug.
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