So there's an actual in game reason you can't get lynel weapons anymore??
So I was looking over the monster statues, just examining the design, when I notice something I'd seen but never really twigged:
Those are nuts and bolts. Huh. That's not natural, that's been added on. In fact, you can still see part of the original scratchy lynel horn from botw underneath, even if it has mutated a bit like all the other horned monsters.
See, lynels, with lizalfos in a lesser way, are the only enemies in the game with the intelligence and cunning to forge weapons. A lizal can only manage one boomerang, shield or bow with varying spikes and occasionally repurpose some hylian armour (and often loot anyway), but lynels are capable of creating their own unique metals and using it to completely outfit themselves. Armour, bows, shields, spears, clubs, and swords, complete with sheaths and harnesses and decoration!
But in totk the particularly pointy ones are missing, leaving only shields, armour, and bows. Their weapons were subject to the Decay as well, but instead of trying to use them anyway, what did they do? They broke down their own weapons and repurposed them as enhancements to their own horns! Extra defence and a new devastating attack!
But... For what reason? They could have kept using those weapons just fine, everyone else is! It probably would have been more practical to start attaching things to the end, like the goblins have all started doing (albeit with mixed results, they seem to inordinately favour mushrooms). Why would the most feared enemy in the game feel the need to put more points into defence and intimidation, even sometimes utilising the rock armour?
What would they be feeling the need to so strongly defend from, even to the point of sacrificing huge attack power over it?
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Link. It's Link.
The 5 nothing hero of hyrule, who built a whole community of speed running, styling on, brutally murdering lynels almost exclusively again and again and again. Moldugas, hinox, talus, they haven't changed a bit! They weren't at the center of every flashy slow mo clip since the first game came out!
But lynels in totk are running scared, they're building bigger horns to look scarier and armour to hide in, because once they need to get their short range weapons out its already over, or maybe link will just stop farming them for top tear weapons XD.
Tldr: unlike other monsters, which have branched out to kidnapping, riding flying monsters and rolling big spiky balls, lynels have gone entirely the other direction in order to try and scare the hero off after the last round of stylish massacres, and attached their old decayed gear to their horns.
Tldr tldr: botw link is the reason you can't get lynel weapons in totk because he scared them too much.
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LGBTQ Pride month is over, now it's disability pride month. I spent most of pride on my main blog plugging the etsy store, not Entropic Float, despite its testimonials like "The single queerest game I've ever played".
Truth be told, I don't really see Entropic Float as a game about queerness at its core- the whole cast is queer, there are queer stories, but that's just because those are the kind of people I know, the kind of characters I want to write. The story can be queer without being about queerness- But one of the things it certainly is about is disability.
Because I'm not just queer, I'm also multiply disabled. And when I was making Entropic Float, a lot of it was during a period of my life where I had no choice but to focus on my disability. I was working in an environment that wasn't accomodating, where I needed to micromanage my own body to make it through the day. I caught covid at one point during development, and it had lasting effects. Everything just kept getting worse. There's a reason I quit that job a month after releasing EF- I told myself to just keep going until it was done, and after it was, I couldn't.
Entropic Float is important to me, with my own disabilities. Entropic Float has helped others realize their experiences were not universal and that they are disabled as well. Entropic Float has reaffirmed the impact of disability on people's lives. So this disability pride month, consider playing Entropic Float. It's a completely free way to support a disabled creator, and you may just find your own support in its text too.
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Can we have a little bit of a snippet pretty please 🤲 (I asked nicely)
Okay! Have some Dipper Jealousy.
Dipper plays with the collar of Bill’s shirt. Thumb rubbing up against the obnoxious green stain, with his own lips drawn tight.
He glances up at Bill. Who looks annoyed, letting Dipper fiddle with the cloth -
He also looks. Tired. Almost like he's resigned to something.
“You know this is grounds for divorce in some places, right?” Dipper says, after the long silence.
“Pfft,” Bill rolls his eye, taking Dipper’s hand off his waist before it rises to punch him. He doesn’t stop Dipper from scrubbing at his shirt. “Easy, sapling, it’s just kinda…” His lip turns up in a disgusted sneer. “Her 'thing'.”
Dipper still frowns. He plays a little more with the fabric. God, this mark is like ink. For all he knows, it might be, and it's deeply irritating. At least lipstick would smear a bit -
“She’s not even an ex!” Bill continues, with the same annoyance - but only at the demon he's talking about. He hasn’t stopped Dipper’s fiddling. “Not that she hasn’t tried to get on these angles, mind. They’re perfectly equal!” A pause - then a true grimace. “Apparently this fleshy form is even more appealing.”
Dipper snorts. That part he gets. But - “You don’t have an ass.”
Bill has an excellent body - but half the reason Dipper sits in his lap instead of the reverse is the bony angles of his hipbones.
“Rude,” Bill says, with more amusement than irritation. He waves Dipper off with a slight pout. “At least someone appreciates it.”
Dipper smacks him. Not hard, but enough that Bill lifts a conciliatory hand.
“Oh, please. I put way too much effort into capturing you to ruin it for nothing!” Bill reaches out, and it only takes a little struggle before he manages to capture Dipper's cheek. He strokes it with a thumb, planting a kiss on Dipper’s creased forehead. “Turns out I got terrible taste, and it’s very specific.” He snags Dipper’s other hand, drawing him closer with a grin. “You really ruined me for everything.”
Flattering words. Dumb smug jerk. It's the absolute pinnacle of arrogance to think that kind of show is going to work.
But because he's an idiot, Dipper relaxes anyway.
When Bill kisses his cheek, he leans into it. The soft lips trail on his chin, then to his ear - Dipper makes a face, while Bill can't see it.
It's abnormally flirty, even for Bill. He presses his suit at times - not that he needs to, they're married. Dropping all this attention on Dipper is nothing but a distraction. Trying to put him in a different mood.
But then. Dipper has to admit. He is kind of - not that he is, really - It's not a huge deal.
Just.
Who the hell thinks they can try to kiss his husband.
Dipper's heard rumors. He's eavesdropped on some gossip. One time he had to clean up some scorch marks outside their bedroom. Hell, Bill said he should be jealous when they got hitched, though Dipper shrugged it off at the time.
With all of it combined - now Dipper knows Bill was right, in his own arrogant way. That it was a warning, of sorts. A heads-up about what he'd be facing.
Not that he's going to admit it.
Bill’s human form is handsome. Presumably his true form is too - but no matter what shape he's in, Bill's not easy to ignore.
For Dipper, it has been easy to ignore that other people have. Interests. This stupid incident only bothers him because it's. Because.
Dipper shuffles in place, still irritated.
There’s a mark on Bill, and it sucks.
Knowing that Bill’s really not interested in anyone else is honestly pretty great. There's never been reason to doubt it; a warm, and comforting fact.
It doesn’t stop Dipper from wanting people to stay the hell away.
How the hell did this happen? Bill hasn’t let someone get this close to him before.
Dipper glares up at his husband’s face. The look on it is deeply exasperated, and oddly fond. It's still annoying, Dipper turns away slightly. If he huffs out a breath, it's just because he needed to.
And when Bill smiles, Dipper sees a tiny hint of green, on the very corner of his jaw. A tiny streak, almost hitting Bill's ear.
Another kiss. Clearly dodged.
Dipper frowns. Tapping his foot on the floor.
Okay.
Maybe Bill didn’t expect someone to get close.
Most people don’t dare, after all. Even when Bill walked in, Dipper could see that his look of irritation was genuine, and that was before he noticed Dipper.
Negotiations with that batch of demons were supposed to last five days, and this only lasted six hours.
Clearly, something went wrong.
“When do you have to talk with her again?” It’s a guess. Dipper’s pretty sure Bill stormed out because she was so forward. Something understandable for any demon - but it’s not a good look if he backs off entirely.
“I’m thinking…” Bill makes a face. He waggles a hand a bit, lips pursed. “Eh, I can let her stew for a decade or two.” He sneers. “Not real sure it’s worth the annoyance.”
There’s a warm feeling, bright inside Dipper’s chest. "Oh," He says. No followup comes to mind, so he fiddles with the collar of Bill's shirt instead.
This meeting was set up months ago. With a demon who's rather powerful, if not quite at Bill's level. From the way he talked about it, it's one of the more ‘important’ ‘business’ deals Bill's had in ages. Now he’s willing to -
“Hold on.” Dipper tugs Bill a little closer, watching him blink in surprise. “I have a plan.”
Bill raises an eyebrow - then makes a 'glrk' sound, as he's yanked forward by his tie.
Normally, Dipper wouldn’t do this.
But he’s married to a demon, and that means dealing with demons. With every complication and culture difference and insane aspect included. Dipper's getting a hang of their hangups. He's almost hip-deep in the politics, courtesy of Bill. He's been drawn into it by his too-powerful spouse, who's mired in all of it - and who's already taught Dipper too much.
If there's anything he knows about these beings, it's that he has to make a point.
And if he does it the right way, the message will come across loud and clear. So what if it's weird? He's already left normal so far behind he couldn’t see it in the rearview mirror.
Dipper keeps a hold on Bill's tie as he rifles through the desk drawers. When he feels a tug away, he jerks Bill back.
There's got to be something left hanging around, after so many years of being a test subject - and he finds one within moments. God, Dipper's got to clean his desk out more often.
It's a little weird. It's a little forward. But possessiveness is practically vanilla for demons, and letting Mabel practice makeup on him had to come in handy at some point. Right?
Dipper turns towards his husband. Somewhat embarrassed. Mostly determined.
Brandishing the lipstick.
Bill had already brightened up at the being hauled around. Forwardness intrigues him.
Now, he's outright beaming.
“Interesting, sapling!” Bill says, as his eye glows a bright gold. He scoots in closer with a sharp grin, and presents his cheek. “I’m all ears!”
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