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habken · 1 year
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got their asses handed to em
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leonardospoetry · 1 year
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Some chapters of life don’t actually have an apparent ending. They just fade away silently.
It’s a strange feeling to look back at the past sometimes and see how some parts of life have simply dissolved into nothingness. And even though this poem might sound sad, I believe that being mindful of the transience of life actually helps us to feel all the preciousness and beauty of it.
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alibonbonn · 6 months
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Guy who went to Baldur’s Gate law school and passed the Baldur’s Gate bar exam some time long ago
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prokopetz · 10 days
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My knowledge of superhero comics isn't deep so much as it is frustratingly eclectic. Like, I might well completely fail to recognise a character who's been a regular member of the X-Men for thirty years, but if you need somebody to explain from unprompted memory the complete plot of Spanner's Galaxy, I'm your guy.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months
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Embrace the truth
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drippyboycunt · 8 months
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"oh good, you're right where i left you," i say smiling at the sight of my pup leashed to the leg of the coffee table. "you didn't try to get on the couch while i was gone, did you?"
"no sir, i promise i was good this time."
without a word, i walk over to the couch and look for any signs of disturbance. everything is exactly as i left it.
"and you didn't touch yourself?"
"no sir."
"good. because after all," i say squatting down and reaching a hand between their thighs, "this is mine. is that clear? it belongs to me."
my pup's face flushes as they nod their head.
"i asked you a question. speak."
"y-yes sir. it belongs to you."
"aw, don't sound so nervous. i can feel your body sending a different message, my sweet pup," i tease. "besides, you know i hate being hard on you. it's just that even the dumbest mutts have to learn to behave."
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raystarkitty · 6 months
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What fixating on childhood fav internet cartoons does to a mf 😹
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barksbog · 5 months
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Krampus stopped by on the night of the 5th December and left me these two little guys to find homes for!
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you can adopt them in my shop
barks-bog.com/shop
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citrusbugz · 4 months
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It's (considered) trans visibility month where I live, so here's some art! :] 🏳️‍⚧️
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andro526484339 · 2 months
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butch boob 😊 yay
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justladders · 8 months
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Giving your Springtrap a bouquet of flowers, he’s very handsome!!!!!!!!
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'◡'
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leonardospoetry · 1 year
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Remember the present.
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introcoryo · 5 months
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political science major!coriolanus, whose idea of a night of unwinding is reading a chapter of machiavelli’s ‘the prince’ with a glass of pinot noir in hand. well versed in debate, often dramatically pulling out notecards with bullet points on them as you argue over where to have dinner.
nursing major!sejanus, who is well liked and trusted amongst his peers and professors, being known for a tenderness that you can only find in bob ross painting demonstrations. you help him study by quizzing him until dawn, a kiss for every correct answer energizing him more than any red bull could.
music performance major!lucy gray, always carrying around a honey burst colored guitar, her fingers absentmindedly strumming the air as she walks. she refers to you as her muse, and soothes you to sleep on rough nights with a hushed lullaby specifically written with confessions of love whittled between lyrics.
fashion design major!tigris, who fills out sketchbooks and sketchbooks with extravagant designs she someday hopes will hit the runway. she has appointed herself as your personal stylist, and kisses your temple as she gets your measurements for custom-made pieces.
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annqer · 6 months
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happy halloween yall (crowd goes wild)
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dat1angel · 6 months
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When Ra's needed an heir, Talia impregnated herself with The Detective's DNA to give him the perfect offspring. When she delived fraternal twins the boy was raised to one day take over the League and the girl was kept around so that she might one day provide the LoA with new recruits. When she came of age and learned that the only reason she was kept around was the idea of her future children, she fled. They never found her.
Years later, Duke Thomas introduces his family to his new boyfriend, Danny Fenton.
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fattylime · 4 months
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The Pale Elf
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