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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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starwarstweets · 5 months
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Lucy gray: Yeah I'm really into true crime podcasts lately.
Coriolanus, trying to flirt: You know I've been the primary suspect in quite a few murder cases.
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kara-ct · 8 months
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Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!
Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?
Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.
Rex :...
Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?
Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?
Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?
Rex :...
Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?
Rex :
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babygirl-diaz · 2 months
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Buck: Maddie, I need to tell you something
Maddie: Oh no… what did you do?
Buck: There’s no easy way to say this but Eddie and I accidentally got married
Maddie: What do you mean you accidentally got married? HOW do you accidentally get married?
Buck: After a shit ton of alcohol at a bachelor party, an officiant friend, and two somehow very enthusiastic witnessses. You don’t wanna know the details.
Maddie: Oh, I really do.
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5ummit · 2 years
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Anakin Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith + Text Posts
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headcanonthings · 1 year
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Sith!Obi-wan: *rolls up his sleeves in preparation to fist fight*
Cody: You have tattoos?
Sith!Obi-wan: I have several, my dear. Just not all are quite visible at the moment ;)
Rex: CODY STOP DROOLING AND FOCUS!
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liltaireissocute · 10 months
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maybe we'll turn it all around 'cause it's not too late it's never too late
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new-november-moons · 10 months
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star wars incorrect quotes *** part three
part two *** part one *** part four *** (final) part five
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kastarastark · 8 months
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14 year old Ahsoka, being sad about a clone that sacrifice himself for her: ...He died for me and I didn't even know what his name was...
Alpha-17, without even looking up from his datapad: Don't lose sleep over it. He did the job he was breed for.
Ahsoka: Doesn't mean his dead was meaningless!
Alpha-17: It is good that you care for singular clone trooper but we cannot afford to mourn over every single fallen soldiers here. Wake up kid, we have a war to win.
Ahsoka: ...
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17 year old Ahsoka, finding every single clones that was in the crash landing, carefully burying them next to each other alongside their helmet, taking her time to mourned the fallen soldiers, her friends, her and Rex's brothers, good people: ...At least this time, I get to know their name.
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Obi-Wan: Это все твоя вина!
Anakin: Yeah, I know.
Ahsoka: You speak Russian?
Anakin: No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.
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starwarstweets · 5 months
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oreolesbian · 2 years
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everyone screaming about bi obi-wan being canon now as if matthew stover didn’t already give us bi obi-wan 17 years ago in the revenge of the sith novelization with this gem of a scene where anakin assumes that obi-wan was secretly seeing and seducing a male senator for information:
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kara-ct · 9 months
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Obi-Wan : Anakin, what are you doing here?
Anakin: There was a lot of sand... I hate sand and it was everywhere... Obi-Wan... The sand will come back... Can I stay with you?
Obi-Wan: *sighs* Well, you can sleep here if you don't take up all the space.
Cody : ...
Anakin: ...
Obi-Wan : ...
Anakin : Master, why is Cody here?
Cody: That's my bed, Skywalker.
Anakin: So... why is Obi-Wan here ?
Cody :
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asocial-skye · 1 year
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Obi-Wan: So how is life with two newborns?
Padme, tearing up: Terrible. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much, Obi-Wan. Make it stop; I can't take it anymore!
Obi-Wan: .....I'm sure that they'll outgrow it someday, Padme.
Padme: oh no, no, no, no. Luke and Leia are angels; they're no trouble at all.
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: But you just said-
Anakin, from the twins' nursery room: *cries loudly* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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ballad-of-birdy-lamb · 8 months
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The first confirmed tribute to have served cunt in the arena:
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