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#predy epic...
badcountryofficial · 4 years
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Thinks abt tuesday...poggers..
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batz · 4 years
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Since bs-ing a phd is like impossible, I imagine Gordon Freeman just straight up lied and said he had a phd, and absolutely no one at Black Mesa cared enough to check. Like, Tommy consistently calls him "Mr. Freeman", and once in a blue moon Gordon suddenly remembers "oh wait I'm supposed to be a Dr."
yet ANOTHER reason why hlvrai has so much sitcom trope(tm) potential when it comes 2 the not a video game au like  gordon is  straight up a fuckn high school jock that managed to lie his way into a high paying job and u know what?????? thats predy epic :) 
black mesa and aperture science are relatively the same when it comes to Fucked Up And Poorly Managed so they didnt even do a background check on gordon they just hired him on the spot. good for him!:)
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notedchampagne · 5 years
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>meat route epilogue (2/??)
>as a kid who has a horrible rapping phase i found myself feeling like i was 8 years old again rapping to jakes hmm how do i say this. eccentrically amusing slam poetry. that was fun >i cant help but imagine grown john looking Completely Done with life with a shaved face but overgrown mullet staring at a group of teenagers looking up to him. like do they really expect john egbert to be composed at any point of his life >also john telling them to be prepared for timeline changes and their current timeline life hurts yall >LET JOHN TALK TO HIS DAD IM KFCKUFKKSDS CRYIGN >beta kids all talking together. may i just say hashtag blessed
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>on this epilogue we stan rose for calling out john and dirk for their untimely snarky interjections >i get caliborn being an interesting character but i cant read his dialogue without Not Taking It Seriously. hes an angry 4 foot skelelizard with a dialogue penchant for sounding like every controversial reddit post ever+random dictionary words. im so sorry >THERES AN EPILOGUE TWO???? >th. they. theyre HOMESTUCK I FUKCNLNANDSNLIASJ HATE THIS EPIC HUH?? ROLL CREDITS IM GONNA REARRANGE MY HAIR FOLLICLES IN DISTRESS >”She returns to her train of thought. Despite being the least mentally gifted member of his family,” ex CUSE ME im sorry jane but please. dave is SMART shut up he doesnt show it often but lets not forget that he pretty much taught himself how to read and write as hes also incredibly good at intuition and like yeah Hes Daft at times but hes so smart. hes so smart >”Karkat had to come over and put his hands over his roommate’s mouth to make him stop talking.” dksajjflkda And They Were Roommates (oh my god they were roommates) >”After all, unlike her, he was not immortal.” i REFUSE to BELIEVE that KARKAT VANTAS is MORTAL. he can and WILL live forever thank you very much. i cant handle the sadstuck 
>omg the betas are quite literally stuck in the homestuck logo. they are st i hate this. our classic house pose fanart predicted the epilogue.our classic house pose fanart predicted the epilogue. OUR CLASSIC HOUSE POSE FANART PREDI
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badcountryofficial · 4 years
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pointy and angry...like a cactus
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