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[swannposting]

potc as succession quotes 9/??

turnerjones edition :)

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[zenzeroruletheworld]

Elizabeth: Can i ask you something

Elizabeth: How much do we really know about Jack?

Will: The exotic stranger that popped in out lifes out of nowhere?

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[nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings]

Jack: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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[thechaosghost]

James: Name one thing- Jack: Rocks Beckett: That's good, mines the ineradicability of hope despite the futility of effort Jack: Wait, actually rocks is more than one thing

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[thirstyshipper]

Norrington: Sparrow, did you send a letter to every single Navy member stationed in Port Royal?

Jack: Perhaps.

Norrington: And they all simply read, and I quote; 'I am back on my bullshit.' Signed, Captain Jack Sparrow!?

Jack: The people need to know.

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[honeyxmonkey]

Jack: Are you sure that's what it says?

Douxie: Out of everyone standing on this boat, which of us is most likely able to read this? It's Old English, Jack. Can you read Old English?

Jack: Woah, what prickly thing got stabbed up your ass?

Douxie: My patience!

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[before-the-black-pearl]

Fitz: You’ll regret this day, Sparrow.

Jack: I regret most of them already.

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[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #good omens memes #incorrect good omens quotes #jokes #funny #yep the quote is shamelessly stolen from potc :D

[scary-lasagna]

Toby, looks at Slender:

Toby, starting to laugh so hard he can’t speak:

Toby, point at Slender and crying: Whe-When you’re bald

Slender, existing with baldness:

#it was funnier in my head #ticci toby #slender #creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #aubrie and I were watching POTC and a character that was bald came on screen and she cried bc she didn’t know he was bald #creepypasta blog

[coldemergency]

Harry: You actually were telling the truth

Voldemort: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised

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[swannposting]

this made me think of them

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[zenzeroruletheworld]

Jack: where i come from there's a say

Jack: "Love is just around the corner"

Arabella: aw Jack, that's swee-

Jack: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes

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[nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings]

*After being rescued from Davy Jones’ Locker*

Jack: I’ve learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Shuǐ: I’m going to assume that they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you were actually supposed to learn.

Jack: Most likely, yes.

Shuǐ: So?

Jack: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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[thechaosghost]

Jack: if your leg got cut off, would it hurt? Will: yeah, duh Jack: how though? Will: cause your leg got cut off Jack: where are you going to feel the pain? Will: in your leg- Jack: exactly mate Both: how are you going to feel the pain in your leg if your leg is gone!!

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[rottentiger-art]

You cannot convince me Jack did not ghost wrote this

Bonus:

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[am0o5]

Thorin, looking at bilbo: this is a hobbit…

Gandalf: …yes?

Thorin: Is the hobbit… going to help?

Gandalf: if you don’t want him, give him back.

Thorin, grabbing bilbo closer: …no

Gandalf, ‘highly’ amused: Then he helps.

Basically that scene from potc where jack gets his jar of dirt.

- also please enjoy my dumb pun of Gandalf being high. I’m aware it’s dumb but it brought me joy.

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