Shirt my mom brought me from Kansas City 💕🫶🏼😁
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Haii guys it's me and I'm still alive. 🫶🏻
Also cut my hair 😊
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Sunday reminder to clean ur freakin glass babes 🥵😍💦
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Wearing no pants is my #1 hobby
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potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife
Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”
Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”
Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”
Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”
Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”
Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”
Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”
Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”
Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”
Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”
Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”
Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”
Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”
Charlie: “Oh…”
Charlie: “…”
Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”
Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”
Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”
Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”
Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”
Husk: “NO-!”
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Bowser’s Portrayal as a Hopeless Romantic
After my initial viewing of The Mario Movie, I couldn’t help but wonder what on earth was up with Bowser’s attempted wedding massacre?
At first glance it seems to be a highly miscalculated attempt to impress the princess; a social blunder, ridiculous even by Bowser’s standards. It’s an easy interpretation to make when he had the sweet puppy-love look on his face while explaining what he was about to do.
But then I noticed that when Peach turns to him with a look of horror, Bower’s expression and attitude shifts.
He knows exactly what he’s doing.
This is backed up by this exchange earlier in the movie, when he first announced his intention to marry Peach:
Koopa Trooper: Doesn’t she hate you?
Bowser: Of course she hates me! but that makes me love her all the more.
At surface level, Bowser’s lovesick behavior seems to indicated a misunderstood softie... the proposal rehearsals with Kamek, the flowers, the stupid hat, the power ballad love song, etcetera. There is no doubt that somewhere at Bowser’s core, there is a desire to be loved back.
But at the end of the day, being loved does not take priority. Bowser’s priority is to be in control, hence the power star being at the center of his proposal. He doesn’t want a partnership so much as he wants to be the undisputed victor in the war for Princess Peach, whether his opponent is Mario or Peach herself.
He has no interest in meeting her halfway. His entire courting process is thus:
“Marry me or I’ll destroy everything that you love.”
“I’m going to prove my absolute power over this situation by ordering a mass slaughter on our wedding day.”
TL;DR
“I would never marry a monster.”
SHE’S RIGHT, AND SHE SHOULD SAY IT.
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I'm OBJECTIVELY correct actually
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Old doodle from a month ago. Sleeping 2-D
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Hi 👋🏼 😇
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Love the idea of each previous hero's journey being mostly lost to time, such that each time the cycle starts again absolutely no one picks up the very obvious clues that might lead them to the hero.
Oh, you've named your blond haired blue eyed child Link, have you? That's a good name!
Oh, he's found a strange red and white maned horse he's named epona who has utterly bonded with him? How unusual!
Yes, the princess Zelda is the same age, isn't she? What a good omen for the family!
We know he doesn't talk much, but he's the sweetest lad, don't worry!
Don't fret, dearie, his wanderlust will abate when he grows up, I'm sure it won't get him in too much trouble before then.
Prodigious little swordsman, isn't he? He would make a great knight if he wanted to when he's older!
Oh? Rumours about a long forgotten temple in the woods? How strange! Are you sure it's not just the children telling stories?
Look at him in his armoured green outfit! That hat looks lovely on him - where did you find it?
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Haven't posted in a hot minute. Just recently moved and trying to settle in...but here's some cute pictures I can't share anywhere else...enjoy!!!!
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sun bath bby
fuck my eyebrows look way too good to be tru
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happy pride. shout out to gay scientists, gotta be one of my favorite genders.
some doodles under the cut!
i love art bc i can transcend time and space to make characters interact
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No time like the present, Link thought, and stepped inside.
He was prepared for monsters. He was prepared for traps and horrors.
What he wasn’t prepared for, was a girl’s voice, echoing throughout Ruta. A voice he knew. A quiet, gentle voice that brought tears to his eyes.
“You’re here,” she said, voice thick with relief. “Oh, my heart, you’re alive. Words cannot express how happy I am to see this day has finally arrived.”
Link froze in place. Shivering, he looked around, but there was no one there. But that voice, there was no mistaking it.
“...Mipha?”
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Link and Mipha reunite. It's up to them to free Ruta from Ganon, but the Waterblight stalks their every move.
It's time for Link to face the beast that killed his wife so long ago...
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"Gay people dont like straight ships" WRONG. WE JUST DON'T LIKE THE BORING ONES, WATCH AND LEARN FROM THEM
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