#post by ant

[underbite]

#ant posting

[misterradio]

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my coogie

#facing an ants invasion (queue the song by adam and the ants) in my inbox today it seems #original nonsense #q&a #image described #damn this post is reaching some unsavoury people. why are you guys tainting my coogie. #whatever. if youre a proshipper and you reblog this you will explode in 1 day. and ants will eat u

[weepylucifer]

one of the weirder more unexplained phenomena on this site are those people you'll sometimes see in fandom tags who make like... stimboards of some completely uncontroversial character and then they have the most bizarre DNIs underneath like. a banner of some cartoon character and "DNI: NAZIS, WAR CRIMINALS, AXE MURDERERS, HOMOPHOBES, POOL TOY FETISHISTS, PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHERRY COKE, ANYONE WHO HAS EVER SHIPPED THE TRAINS FROM THOMAS THE TRAIN ENGINE TOGETHER" and all of these are posited like they're equally bad. but it's only stimboard posts that have these banners. absolutely no one else ever does these

#blood and iron fascist seeing they're prohibited from reblogging a gifset of a hazbin character surrounded by slime tutorials #going ''aw :('' and shuffling sadly away ant with bindle style #posts by me #like what's the deal with that

[botanyshitposts]

supervisor at work desperately wants me to try her herbal mushroom coffee and I looked at the insert and it has cordyceps in it ‘for stamina’ and don’t get me wrong I’m sure it’s a normal edible non-parasitic variety but there IS a little part of me that’s like. oh so that’s what they’re calling it now

#this post for cordyceps ant interaction knowers #mycology

[strangestcase]

🥧​ picnicgoer Follow

where did my basket go

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🐜​ ant1 Follow

tee hee

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🐜​ then4ughty4nt Follow

giggle

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🐜​ dutiful-ant-guy Follow

hmmm yummy treats

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🐜​ queenofants Follow

I love baskets

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#doc talks #shitpost #ants #ant #bugs #fake post #unreality #unreality cw

[atomic-chronoscaph]

1980s album covers

#1980s album covers #new wave #post punk #80s music #album cover art #adam and the ants #the psychedelic furs #nina hagen #bow wow wow #wall of voodoo #sigue sigue sputnik #heaven 17 #alphaville #ultravox #thomas dolby #simple minds #grace jones #oingo boingo #1980s

[nounaarts]

LEAKED SCENE FROM SONIC MOVIE 3 ??

*queue 80’s music*

Here’s all their crimes listed :)

#procrastinated so hard on this took me like over a week to finish #finally out of my wips #this was the funniest/dumbest idea that spawned in my mind #I been watching a lot of Marvel films recently I had to get this out there it was too big brained #unrelated but I really love the Ant-Man movies #had nothing to do with this post I just wanted to put that out there #sonic the hedgehog #sonic movie #sonic movie 3 #shadow the hedgehog #tails the fox #miles tails prower #knuckles the echidna #amy rose #dr eggman #dr robotnik #agent stone #sonic art #nounaarts #guardians of the galaxy reference

[petz-catz2]

#saw #saw v #mark hoffman #peter strahm #jigsaw #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #I JUST REALIZED THE IMAGE IS THE SIZE OF AN ANT SORRY EVERYBODY #the funniest part of this post blowing is i dont even like hoffman that much #hoffman more like hoffMID #jk i think hes funny

[filmnoirsbian]

It's to the point where I cannot say I like fanfiction not because it's inherently bad or embarrassing or because I don't occasionally read it but because 99% of fanfiction likers on here are the most insufferable victim complex havers alive. Someone will ask me my opinion on fanfiction and I have to decide within .02 seconds whether or not they're a normal human being who can handle objective truths and the answer is usually no.

#tcp #had to make that last post unrebloggable bc people on here love to die on ant mounds they think are mountains #i will probably end up making this post unrebloggable too but i love to complain <3

[starrjoy]

ooble and comm dump <3

#some of these i dont think i even posted welp #my art #sonic #sonic fanart #sonic the hedgehog #matilda the ant #rouge the bat #miles tails prower #dr eggman

[gin-juice-tonic]

guess whats in my lamp again

#long post #did you guess ants #because the answer is ants #bug #bugs #Pbbth #comic stuff

[tweeterwilbury]

#ive been eanting to post this for so long but i always forget #and i saw the sad ant and thought Yep it's tike for it #bob dylan

[futurebird]

What is a gamergate?

Friendly reminder about the word #gamergate

A "gamergate" (pronounced like "gamete") is a mated worker ant with the potential to become a queen of the colony. This is believed to be how early ant colonies worked before the physical differences between queens and workers became more pronounced in the majority of ant species. Diacamma, Harpegnathos and Ophthalmopone genus ants still have this ability.

This is the *only* significant meaning the word "gamergate" has had and will ever have.

I'm sorry... but look at her. She's like a cartoon character. "harpos" are very popular among antkeepers and their ability to choose new queens makes for interesting colony dynamic. They duel each other with their long mandibles to decide who will be queen.

And they can jump!

#gamergate #ants #ant #myrmecology #ant queen #Harpegnathos saltator #ant posting #ant words #antblr #bugs #insects #invertebrates #bugblr #antkeeping #antposting

[adobe-outdesign]

Neopets plots circa 2005: There's an exciting new event going on! Get ready for an adventure!!

Neopets plots circa 2024: Hubert the hotdog salesman has clinical depression

#neopets #neotag #the void within #outdesign posts things #NOT HUBERT now who's gonna sell me an ant eaten hot dog :( #greatest hits

[ants-personal]

This photo is how it feels when you are about to talk about your hyperfixation to friends/family

#puppet history #i got the power point ready #watcher network #the watcher network #shane madej #ryan bergara #ant posts stuff

[ratzmatazz]

I think I got possessed by charlie chaplin and the only way I can tell this story is by greentext I hope you all understand

>be me (20 year old fool) >live in nyc >walking around and realize I haven’t eaten and also need to do some work so I decide to go to a cafe >walk around for like 30 minutes until I finally find one, looks great very peaceful plenty of people working >walk inside order bagel the guy behind the counter is french(???) and he talks slowly but my brain is on autopilot so I look like an asshole who talks too fast because nyc cafes are usually a quick-time event and I'm disrupting the cafe zen I guess >panic order first bagel I see to redeem myself >ice coffee and loaded bagel (whatever that is) is 20 dollars altogether >whatever the place looks nice for work >barista gives me a number stand for my bagel and I walk away and stand in the main space before realizing I need to still get my coffee? Come back looking even more like an asshole >coffee is in incredibly inconvenient glass cup and filled to the brim too >sugar station is right next to barista so he watches me now pour an obscene amount of sugar syrup but very very slowly >sugar syrup pourer is mildly broken and every time I try to get it to flow faster than "pouring cold tar" it squirts a pump onto the table >sit down >realize I’m sitting in their fucking decorative ~aesthetic~ chair and not a real fucking table >spend 2 minutes slowly dragging a table closer before realizing I look insane and moving all my stuff >still sitting in decorative chair during all of this >guy talking to his friend nearby is watching me and trying not to laugh at me out loud >preparing myself for putting the table back and admitting defeat >do not take coffee off of table >stand up for this but the table is lighter than expected and I tilt the table when I try to scoot it back >coffee leans slowly and cartoonishly close to falling over but I quickly scoot the table over and put it down before it can fully tip and ruin me forever >do this routine of up and down table 3 fucking times moving it back >sit down in shame at real table >guy talking to his friend subtly angles himself to be watching me over his friend's shoulder >take out laptop to work and it’s out of power >no biggie I’ll plug it in I even sat next to four power outlets :) >try first one >no good >try next one >all four outlets don’t work. >want to leave but still have bagel so maybe life is good >bagel arrives >no fucking cream cheese on my bagel. >lady who brings out my bagel is an elderly old-school nyc lady who looks at me with barely hidden disgust for my unknowing bagel monstrosity of 99% spring mix, warm cucumber slices, three pieces of bacon, and a fried egg >bagel is too tall for the second bagel piece to go on top of the bagel >trash can is right next to barista so they’ll see me throw out the untouched shameful top of the bagel too >table is also too small for the bagel plate and my laptop and too cramped for me to easily put it away >eat with laptop on lap (top) (haha) >bite bagel >runny yolk >egg bursts >YOLK ALL OVER LAPTOP. >guy still watching me >tiny courtesy napkin to wipe up my egg shame. >humiliating smooth jazz is playing during all of this. >charlie chaplin's ghost finally releases me from my torment.

#greentext #news from the ant hill #original post #god it's really haunting me