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emotinalsupportturtle · 5 months
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wrong David holding the skull
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poobtato · 1 year
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Love how Mrs. Suk was so chill about Johan crossdressing she didn't think it's a relevant information or any of her business to disclose to other people or bring up in conversation and only casually mentioned it to correct false assumptions
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Imagine Jan telling his mom about this girl he has a crush on and when she actually met Johan she didn't tell Jan that he's actually crushing on a man even though she knew because that's not for her to disclose and what does that matter if this beautiful, well-mannered young man with pleasant attitude is making her dear son happy?
Little did she know
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lilsmolfoxdraws · 2 years
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Struggling real bad, I wanna just return to being a single-felled organism.
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buckys-metal-arm · 3 months
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Not to be a pretentious theatre major but I'm gonna be a pretentious theatre major, the "to be or not to be" monologue is not the one that Hamlet performs while holding the skull, it's the "alas poor Yorrick" one and it bothers me they got it wrong.
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dullahandyke · 1 year
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I havent seen mp100 but I appreciate reigen so much for his overdramatic movement swag. I dont have the magical powers that I presume hes invoking whenever he does that but I did drop to one knee and assumed an alas poor yorrick pose but More during biology class today bcos I was chatting to a friend abt nothing in particular so I know we would be besties. If your hands arent moving a mile a minute with absolutely no awareness on your behalf then you're not doing social interactions properly
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quilleth · 1 year
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So I unboxed Ying Zhou (my phone once again going “girl no. please don’t make dick jokes” by refusing to record another cursed video at all xD) and he’s really pretty!  Buuut I feel like i overestimated the 5 cm difference in height he has with Xie Lian because i have 0 spatial reasoning and forgot that that’s only like...2 inches. Oh well. With the bookshelf I have for display, they’ll be on separate shelves so hopefully that won’t matter xD 
The urge to make Hamlet style “alas, poor Yorrick jokes” is strong (my phone probably also saving me from recording any of those for posterity in refusing to record xD)
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I will be modding his ears to be pointy, but I need to decide if I’m going to dye him first, since the apoxie sculpt will take dye differently than the resin and i can just color match that with paint and pastels. I think the listing says he takes 16mm eyes, but I kind of feel like 14 might be a better fit, so I’m going to make some of that size and see what i like better. On the plus side, the extra dicks he came with can be used for testing dye baths if i do decide to dye him, since other than finding them hilarious, i have no use for them xD
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jaskwritesthings · 2 years
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jask's masterlist of stories
feed my tea habit: ko-fi
my nanowrimo
• wanna be tagged on any new fic i post? just message me! •
✨list of wip✨
masterlist of completed works
-- critical role fic
• caleb x essek •
multi-chaptered
the edge of the blade // ao3 / tumblr
oneshot
baby it’s cold outside // tumblr / ao3
through dangers untold (and hardships unnumbered) // tumblr / ao3
keep me warm // ao3
a winter’s crest detour // ao3
layers // ao3
ghost stories // tumblr / ao3 [NEW]
series
scarlet welly boots // tumblr / ao3
you stole the best years of my life (i'll give them back) // tumblr / ao3 
long may they reign prompt zwei // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt drei // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt fünf // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt sieben // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt elf // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt fünfzehn // tumblr / ao3
i’m all yours // tumblr / ao3
the minute I met you, the colours of my life began to pour // tumblr / ao3
you couldn’t lie then and you sure as hell can’t lie to me now // ao3
act i. the interloper // ao3
• caleb x essek x molly •
old habits die hard // tumblr / ao3
a dangerous game // tumblr / ao3
to be in someone else's coat // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt acht // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt zehn // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt dreizehn // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt sechzehn // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt siebzehn // tumblr / ao3
all eyes on me // tumblr / ao3 / pillowfort
• caleb x molly •
long may they reign prompt ein // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt vier // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt sechs // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt nein // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt zwölf // tumblr / ao3
long may they reign prompt vierzehn // tumblr / ao3
• other •
beaujester // my girl got guns // ao3
-- the sandman fic
• dream x hob •
the saturday evening post // tumblr / ao3
[updated 16th JAN 2024]
-- the witcher fic
• geralt x jaskier •
there's magic in misdirection // tumblr / ao3
sword and shield // tumblr / ao3
family matters // tumblr / ao3
a kiss with a fist // tumblr / ao3
within you // ao3
inkpot gods // tumblr / ao3
-- the old guard fic
• joe x nicky •
where’s wally // tumblr / ao3
hold me close // tumblr / ao3
i love you more than sleep // tumblr / ao3
the cryptid of st andrews  // tumblr / ao3
ok boomer // tumblr / ao3
-- torchwood fic
• ianto x jack •
dress up // tumblr / ao3
the new normal // tumblr / ao3
• gen fic •
and we’re walking // tumblr / ao3
• gwen x rhys •
pick me up // tumblr / ao3
-- the magicians fic
• quentin x eliot •
be prepared to bleed // tumblr / ao3
what’s written on your skin // tumblr / ao3
take my hand // tumblr / ao3
• julia x kady •
who names their guard dog spot?  // tumblr / ao3
tea and honey // tumblr / ao3
-- shadowhunters fic
• magnus x alec •
marigolds // make me feel // let it snow // i get to love you // neon lights // empty home // cold sheets // players only love you when they’re playing // electric in the contact // hogmany // alas poor yorrick, we hardly knew thee // spontaneity isn't all it's cracked up to be // love at dawn // love at dusk // magic eight ball // we can beat them, if only for one day // blue storm // bibliophile // nocturne // don’t go where i can’t follow // are you afraid of the dark
• gen •
i want to break free // salt the earth // do over // stand and fight // heaven’s not ready for you // it takes a village
-- other fandom fic
z nation // roberta x sun // a new path // tumblr / ao3
the mummy // ardeth x jonathan // to protect you // tumblr / ao3
star wars // cassian x jyn // your hand in mine // tumblr / ao3
young avengers // america x kate // boomerang // tumblr / ao3
the untamed // wei wuxian x lan wangji // never cold // tumblr / ao3
spartacus // nasir x agron // of mice and men // ao3
stranger things // steve x eddie // stream of consciousness 1 / stream of consciousness 2
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mokonahapuuuuuu · 1 month
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Yorrick
The animal shelter charity bazar was coming up, and Helena’s father was coming. 
It may not be the best thing. 
She walked to her mother. “Mom, can I talk with you?” 
“Sure, honey,” they sat at the kitchen table. “What’s on your mind?”
“The bazar is coming up, and dad said he’ll be coming along,” Helena explained. 
“Well, isn’t that a good thing?” asked Belle. “The more volunteers we have, the better.” 
Helena breathed. “You know how dad gets… embarrassing?” 
Belle’s brow furrowed. “How is your father embarrassing?” 
“Whenever I bring him to school events, or even when we’re going out, he does something that’s over the top.” 
Other fathers were into football or fishing. Whenever they went to the mall, Neil usually was at the makeup counter. 
“Your father may be larger than life, but he means well, Helena.” 
“He acts more like a girl, you know how he and Apple always go on about glamour all the time.” 
“Well, he is the descendant of Narcissus, so what do you expect. Are you just jealous that Apple is more closer with your father than you? Than this bazar will bring you closer than ever.” 
“It’s not that, it’s just who’s father goes on and on about beauty and fashion all the time? And he’s overdramatic.” 
Belle sighed. “Oh, come on, your father’s not that dramatic…” 
All of a sudden, Neil came down the stairs in Shakespearean clothes, carrying a skull in his hands.
“Alas, poor Yorrick, we hardly knew thee…!” 
Apple came down the stairs. “Dad, be careful, I didn’t take the pins out of the costume…! I’m glad you’re helping me out with my English project, but you don’t have to go ham and cheese like the actor you are…” 
As they both went back up the stairs, Helena looked at her mother. “See what I mean?” 
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mark-mpls · 6 months
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Undead Fruit Zombies of the world unite!
Dumbass zombie bananas:
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Still life with undead fruit:
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Shakespeare for zombies: “Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him Horatio”:
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Attack of the killer zombie banana babes:
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Vegan zombie date night:
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Do not leave fresh fruit in the cabin icebox over winter:
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Fine young zombie fruit cannibals:
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Created using Stable Diffusion XL.
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darklingichor · 1 year
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Varily a New Hope; The Empire Striketh Back; The Jedi Doth Return (William Shakespeare's Star Wars parts the fourth, the fifth and the sixth), by Ian Doescher
Wanna hear an ATAT wax poetic? Wanna see one of the rebels break into a jig? Need to know what the Elizabethan form of "Nerfherder" would be?
(Trust me, you do, you really do)
These are the books for you!
I love Star Wars and  the original trilogy is my favorite. I always love it when people have fun with stuff and these are a blast! From R2D2 being the Puck of the saga and C3PO's constent talk of woe, turned poetic by the use of iambic pentameter along with our main trio bickering and monologuing in the way of The Bard, it's so well written and so funny!
It's very interesting to see where Doescher decided to flesh characters out. We get a ton of inside into what a Shakesberian Boba Fett might be thinking and Lando has a lot more to say.
Actually,  everyone has a lot more to say and that's one of the things that makes it so much fun.
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" Becomes: "Thou truly art in jest. Art thou not small/Of stature, if thou art a stormtrooper?" Followed by Leia mocking whoever is in that stormtrooper suit for a while.
Various parts from the plays are also incorporated, from Luke doing a Alas Poor Yorrick type speech for the stormtrooper he took the suit from, to Darth Vader doing the "If thou prick us do we not bleed?" Bit asking if a Sith were blasted would they not be injured?
My favorite parts had to be the talk between random people on the death Star.
There are adaptations of the prequels and of 7 , 8, and 9 and my first thought was that I didn't like those movies as much so do I really want to read them?
But, the thing is, I didn't *hate* the other movies, I sort of felt like they took themselves too seriously, this is especially true of the last three. I can't really explain why, but they just didn't feel as fun. I thought Rey, Finn and Poe had great potential, the story they were given, (to me at least) didn't give their characters room to grow. I sort of feel like Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Harrison Ford were able to kind of put their mark on the characters, but the others didn't, so they fell a little flat.
But the books weren't afraid to make fun of the source material, so I might just have to read the others!
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bellafragolina · 2 years
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The funny thing is great if the Qo Rock Quads are mid to late twenties then I’m the same age as them being 26 myself though I look older being tall.
same! except i'm not tall and i have a baby face. i'm only 22 so i'm actually younger than some of them, but alas, poor yorrick, i'm adopting them anyway. my love makes up for my age.
~Renee
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maliceintheabyss · 3 years
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Yorrick must've had a pretty messed up head for Hamlet to be able to recognize based purely on his skull...
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breitzbachbea · 2 years
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-crawls out of bed on all fours to get food and then sit down to work on TA-
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professortennant · 3 years
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I really want to read a Ted/Rebecca smut fic with choking. Specifically Ted choking Rebecca. I cannot help it.
babe ask the fandom and you shall (likely) receive!
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thatfoolsophie · 4 years
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He looked a little strange. His suit was still dense black, but he had turned his hair fair again. It looked white against the black. Sophie glanced at him and thought of the curse. Howl may have been thinking of it too. He picked up the skull and held it in one hand, mournfully. "Alas, poor Yorick!" (Ch. 17)
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Just got my face painted with Doc Hudson here. Heading to the kissing booth with a skull, but, seriously, if you need intro to forensic pathology, take it with the Doc. She’s a JOY. 
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