#poor timmers 😔

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WAIT WAIT WHAT IF COFFEE DOESNT EXIST IN MERLINS WORLD SO TIM GOES INSANE TRYING TO BREW SOME HAHAHAH

ALL THE BATGIRLS + MORGANA AND GWEN WOULD HAVE A SPA AND GOSSIP DAY

the batboys would totally hang out with the knights to train and kick each others butts and maybe damian would just get bored and start interrogating kilgarrah like 'hmm a real life dragon sir how would you describe your anatomy and neurological capabilities' ajsjajaj

also i love ur add ons this is so fun 🥺💕💞🥰 mwah mwah

Oh poor Timmy 😔 that’s right there would be no coffee in Camelot because Europe doesn’t get any until about the 1500s. Alfred would try his best to appease it with his tea but it’s just not the same!!! He would sulk for about a week, the Merlin gang would be so confused and “what is this coffee drink that’s so important?”

Tim trying his best to find a substitute for coffee. He drags Merlin and Gaius into it because they know herbs and remedies the best. Dick trying to stop him because his obsession with finding a substitute is becoming unhealthy. Jason helps as well because sure m, while he only “tolerates” the Replacement, Tim just looks pathetic running himself ragged for a substitute. Not like he cares about him or anything. Nope. (Dick calls bullshit everytime)

OMG YES BATGIRLS AND MORGWEN JUST CHILLING SHARING GOSSIP. It’s the most chill thing besides Barbara’s tea time with Leon and Percival until Steph turns it into a pillow fight. I honestly don’t know who would win but everyone of them had a close shot. Maybe it’s a stalemate.

10 bucks says that Damian forgive me demon spawn I just realized I’ve been spelling your name wrong 😭😭😭 takes none of Kilgharrah’s manipulative destiny talk and lectures him on how his words have negatively affected Merlin. Just Damian lecturing almost all of the parental figures in Merlin (not Hunith tho she wouldn’t need one and met Damian’s approval the moment he saw how she treated Merlin). Like for Gaius, he would question him on the value of teaching Merlin to fear the power his magic has (I don’t think it’s intentional but after living through the purge, some things stick with you that are no longer the solution to the problem). Damian coming so close to beating to shit out of Uther (Jason was so proud) that he had to be dragged away but not before having a few words that struck Uther to his core (he deserves it 😤)

Jason amazing the knights with his crossbows because he lost his guns and these are the closest. Damian and the knights bonding over sword fighting and maybe the incorporating both medieval sword fighting techniques with league’s.

#sorry this is late anon! #just imagine tim’s horror at the fact that because of the location and time period he is in he cannot drink the beautiful elixir of coffee #just him freezing up and dropping to the floor in defeat #poor timmers 😔 #he does find a substitute tho after weeks of researching and relentless failed trials #oh also Bruce could help Arthur (when he’s king or you know whenever Uther dies from shock from the prank war) with royal politics and how #to tell if someone is a snake even if that person is someone you believe loves you (*cough cough* Agravaine *cough*) #bbc merlin #batfam #batfam x bbc merlin crossover #the crossover I never asked for and now need #Anonymous