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feelingtheaster99 · 4 months

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It is completely in character for Percy to say he has some dumb questions, then ask incredibly valid questions that no one has brought up till now

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rainbow-femme · 3 months

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One of my favorite things about Hannibal is that Jack is very normal and does not anticipate a lot of the things that happen because why the fuck would those be things that happen

Will is saying he needs to quit consulting for them because it’s bad for his brain and Jack guilts him into staying, fully unaware that “bad for his brain” does not mean it’s giving him stress it’s causing him to fully break from reality and believe he is occasionally the same person as a serial killer while actively losing time and his sense of self

Or that the psychiatrist they set him up with was psychosexually obsessed with him and also a cannibal serial killer actively worsening his undiagnosed encephalitis for his own morbid curiosity while also trying to convince him to become his serial killer best friend

Like it’s a dick move as a boss but to his credit I don’t think he could have anticipated what Will meant when he said he was having a hard time

#poor Jack Crawford is the only one living in the normal world and he just keeps assuming everyone else is too #hannibal #nbc hannibal #jack crawford #hannigram #will graham

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arthursfuckinghat · 14 days

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Oh Jack...

#as mary said “but it's a pretty dream isn't it?”#I'm so sorry jack #you poor sweet boy #I'm sorry your uncle arthur won't see you grow up #but you'll get your happy ending #for a little while at least #oh jack #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #jack marston #john marston #abigail roberts #red dead redemption 2 spoilers #red dead redemption community

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drulalovescas · 1 year

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Jack and Cas in Heaven watching Dean meddle with timelines and universes

#poor Jack and Cas #Jack to Cas: dad! he's doing it again #Cas and his son trying to rule Heaven in peace but Dean's meddling #The Winchesters #Supernatural #Castiel #Jack Kline

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minty364 · 17 days

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DPXDC Prompt #58 Part 1

His parents studied ghosts. Danny didn’t understand as a kid why everyone made fun of his parents. Now that he was 12, the thought was ludicrous and yet his parents continued their work on the portal. Danny had his sister Jazz though and the siblings were rather close.

Jazz had spent a lot of time studying lately stating that she wanted to get into a good college. Danny understood he did, but being alone sucked and he couldn’t help it as he sighed kicking a pebble down the sidewalk.

It was a nice hot summer day, the kind of day you’d want to spend at the beach or a pool. Danny however had other ideas. He was on the way to the local library. If Jazz was going to spend her summer studying for the ACTs then Danny was going to study what he wanted, Space. He quickly found a few books and got settled into a chair as he read. Space really was fascinating, he hoped one day his dream of becoming an astronaut would come true.

An hour or so passed before Danny was interrupted, “what are you reading?” The voice started Danny out of his trance as he looked up at his interrupter. A boy about the same age as Danny with the same black hair and blue eyes that Danny had. His skin was more tan than Danny’s own pale white.

Danny fidgeted in his seat for a moment before answering, “Astronomy: guide to the stars” Sure, Danny knew the text was college level but he already read all the ones for high and middle school.

Damian seemed to hum thoughtfully with a hand on his chin before speaking again, “the book you're reading seems advanced, you seem smarter than your age would dictate. Father has requested that I visit the library and try to ‘make a friend or two’ in his words. I don’t see the need for companionship but if I must I’d rather it be with someone intelligent. My name is Damian.” It was a bit much but Danny guessed from what Damian said that he was complementing Danny.

“Uh, Danny… I guess most of the people in my family are pretty smart.” He replied after a moment.

Danny thought it was odd that someone wanted to be friends with him. Everyone at the public elementary school he went to knew who his parents were so they wanted nothing to do with him. It was lonely but Danny didn’t mind it too much, but Damian didn’t act like he knew Danny’s Parents. The thought of having a friend that didn’t judge him for who his parents were made Danny a little excited.

“What occupation do your parents have?” It was a simple question with a not so simple answer.

Oh, Danny’s heart stuttered a little bit at the thought of Damian knowing anything about. He didn’t want to lie, especially to his new friend but he didn’t want to tell him the truth.

“Uh, they’re scientists but I don’t really know what they do…” Danny said carefully and slowly. He was sure Damian bought it.

The two spent the next couple hours just talking in the library. It had started to get late and Damian needed to head back home.

“Do you own your own phone?” Damian asked, it wasn’t uncommon, for most kids in his class had a cheap hand me down phone for emergencies. Danny unfortunately didn’t as his parents probably didn’t care where he was.

Danny shrugged, “not really, I could borrow my sisters but it really only gets used for emergencies.”

Damian seemed to frown at this thinking for a moment before nodding as if he came to a conclusion, “my brother Todd has mentioned that it’s hard for low income houses to afford something I’d consider a necessity in this city. You do know how high the crime rate is, yes?” Danny nodded but he didn’t know what that had to do with having a phone Damian cleared his throat before continuing, “as you are now my friend I’d like to offer to purchase one for you.”

Danny hadn’t owned anything like a phone before, “a-are you sure? I don’t really need one, my parents don’t really… care?” He felt uncomfortable with his new friend spending money on him, Damian seemed like an important person especially with the clothes he wore and how he carried himself. Danny felt like he’d be taking advantage of his new friend if he bought Danny a phone. Danny closed the book he was holding and took a breath before speaking again, “I appreciate the offer but I wouldn’t have anything to offer you in return.” He let his gaze fall to the cover of the book, a swirling galaxy on a black background and bold yellow text.

“I would not have offered it if I wasn’t sure.” Damian stated firmly causing Danny’s head to snap back up, “I do not need anything in return, however if you really intend to pay me back, Father has insisted that I bring a friend home sometime. Since we have established that we are friends I insist that you come visit every so often to, as Richard puts it ‘get him off my back’.” It sounded like a simple request but Danny was unsure. If Damian was someone important then his family was bound to be even more important.

He took a moment to think about it, but Jazz would be happy Danny finally made a friend…

“Alright, I accept,” Danny said as they shook hands. It might have been a little childish but he could tell he made some sort of bond with Damian.

After that they had quickly become friends. Once Danny had become accustomed to being in the Wayne house he basically became family, and was often visiting, especially to eat Mr. Pennyworths cooking. Mr. Wayne also seemed fond of Danny, he even offered to pay for Danny to go to Gotham Academy along with Damian. Danny had been hesitant at first but Damian quickly wore him down. Tim eventually wormed his way into the group as he and Danny bonded over the latest video game releases. Soon Jazz got roped into the group too as she started to visit the manor to get away from how noisy the lab got.

A couple years had passed since the day that started the road to their friendship and the four of them had really bonded since then. Unfortunately their parents had finished the portal and its here where things go downhill for Danny.

In the next one Danny dies and all 4 of them are deeply traumatized.

Damian saw his dad doing research on the Fenton family, Bruce is just looking out for potential rouges and Damian took the opportunity to become friends with Danny. He figured that he could just bribe Danny into being his friend like all the kids at his school try but Danny is a lil cinnamon roll. Taken aback from how sweet Danny is Damian decided that Danny really was smart and worth being a friend. Tim has the same thoughts especially as Danny starts visiting the mansion more. Jazz loved that Danny had a spot to go where people seemed to actually care about him and she eventually gets dragged into the group. You can only drop off your brother at the Wayne’s so often before you get dragged into the group as well and I thought Tim and Jazz can be the same age and can bond over being older siblings.

#dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #writing prompt #poor danny #Danny and Damian became friends #Tim and Jazz eventually become friends and join #Danny is a cinnamon roll #bad parents jack and maddie #Whole lot of exposition #I this is what happens when I take my time to write #Jazz is an amazing older sister #my asks are open #all my prompts are free to use

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bragginball-z · 7 months

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The fact that Ed had to specify intercourse that actually ends with the good shit has Calico Jack written allllll over it

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd edward teach #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death 2 #calico jack #my poor bbg should ALWAYS be having a good time

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mizartz · 10 months

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finally have some free time after months of work!! immediately draws pkmn au

inspired by these lovely tags from @endlesslesbianabyss <3

#danny phantom #danny fenton #maddie fenton #jack fenton #pokemon #pixel art #I Guess #uuuuuuuuuugh theres so many pokemon to tag #zorua #gastly #haunter #phantump #driftloon #houndoom #dreepy #frostlass #dp x pkmn #its so messed up that houndoom doesnt have ears #why doesnt it have ears who designed this poor creature

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dragomircho · 2 months

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mouse Will saga

#mouse will graham #jack crawford #crack art #hannibal #poor will #hannigram #my art #procreate #illustration #digital art #artists on tumblr #fanart

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seraphhija · 4 months

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Alana a real one

#hannibal nbc #will graham #jack crawford #hannibal fanart #hannibal #hannigram #will graham fanart #wrath of the lamb #hannibal memes #hannibal the cannibal #hannibal is a comedy #hannibal season three #hannibal lecter #will graham hannibal #mini comic #poor molly #she fell first he fell. not at all because he wanted that cannibal d too bad #jack Crawford is so dumb #no gaydar at all

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tyanis · 4 months

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Every time I do, it makes me laugh...

#I made this instead of dinner #jack krauser #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4 #re4make #re4 remake #resident evil memes #poor quality #metaltango #Not my ship but here you go anyway #look at this photograph #resident evil funny

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spoonsand · 21 days

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RIP RED DEAD CHARACTERS YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED

Dutch- disposable fruity flavoured (mango) vapes, Duolingo

Hosea- rollerblading, old VHS movies, The Sound of Music, ear studs, small hoops, and ear cuffs

Arthur- LED strip lights, therapy, The Joy of Painting

John- Ax body spray, deodorant, those little arm floaties little kids wear in the pool

Mary-Beth- Lego flowers, The Notebook, Pinterest

Tilly- Easter egg hunts, making slime, slumber parties

Karen- Tube/crop tops, jean shorts, weightlifting

Sean- make your own mead kits, TikTok, “kiss me in Irish”, SUNSCREEN

Abigail- AirTags (she would put one on little Jack), Roasting marshmallows, Crime shows/courtroom dramas, Man! I Feel like a woman! By Shania Twain

Uncle- recliner chairs, dog sledding, Wheel of Fortune, Crosswords

Susan- Dark nail polish, cats(I’m 100% sure she’d own either a black cat or a tortishell that would sit on her lap/shoulder), dishwashers

Kieran- Creep by Radiohead, Tv shows about veterinarians, friendship bracelets (with Arthur)

Reverend Swanson- Support groups, The Robert Langdon series (especially Inferno, Angels & Demons), communion wine

Javier- Cards Against Humanity, online sheet music, ear gauges

Molly- Champaign toast anything from bath and bodywork’s, naval AND lip piercing, SUNSCREEN

Bill-sexy firefighter calendars, Grindr, Bumbl, all the dating apps, apples dipped in caramel, jolly ranchers

Charles- IMessage games (mini golf and battleship in particular), those long distance ‘thinking of you bracelets’, 90’s sitcoms

Lenny- The Carpenters, cologne to make him seem grown up, head pats

Trelawney- Harry Houdini, 50-60s movies, smoke bombs, dramatic flares

Strauss- a soul, Nigerian Prince scams, telemarketing

Sadie- gyms, self defence classes, the free Britany movement

Micah- staying in the strawberry jail, toothbrush + paste, good posture

Pearson- small businesses, handmade gifts, trying TikTok recipes

EXTRA

Annabelle- Gwen Stefani, sequins, Fast and the Furious

Jack (young)- The Backyardagains, cocomelon, a little toy train

Jack (epilogue)- Monty Python, skateboarding, swimming

Bessie- Bette Midler look a like contests, growing old, brown eyeliner, SUNSCREEN

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blackopals-world · 7 months

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Ruggie: Jack has been really quiet lately. Why hasn't he been sniffing around?

Vet!Yuu: What do you mean?

Ruggie: He was all about gaining our respect and junk now he has disappeared. I'm not complaining but it's weird.

Vet!Yuu: I mean you guys did a good job pushing him out of the pack. It's about time too.

Ruggie: WHAT?! I didn't do that. Leona maybe but I never laid a hand on him. Besides you'd hang me by the ears if I tried.

Vet!Yuu: Well I thought since he was reaching maturity you guys were adjusting him for a life as a dispersal male. And now he is happily courting a potential mate. He's on his way to forming his own pack. The great circle of life.

Ruggie: ....what?

Vet!Yuu: I'd be careful around him now. He is bound to be more aggressive now, especially around you or Leona. He will be more determined to get rid of you since you guys are on top of the hierarchy to him. Taking your territory would be his goal so he can establish his own is only natural. Oh, and watch your head.

Ruggie: What?

Jack: (aiming for the head)

#vet!Yuu #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland yuu #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #poor ruggie #ruggie x reader #twisted wonderland ruggie #ruggie bucchi #twst ruggie #twst jack #jack howl x reader #jack howl

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quadrantadvisor · 12 days

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So I went to the Danmy Phantom tag on ao3, sorted it to only show fics from 2023 and 2024, and checked to see who the most tagged characters were

Batman is currently a more popular parental figure for Danny than either of his actual parents lol

#this post is not judemental i just find this shit fascinating #jason doing well for himself i see #poor jack didnt even make the list 😔 man's wife is too hot and morally complex #dp x dc #dpxdc #danny phantom #dc #batfam #my rambles #ao3

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minty364 · 3 months

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DPXDC Prompt #145

Danny had a strong dislike for most of his parents inventions. Most of them would make him uncomfortable if they didn’t hurt him and his parents very much liked to hurt ghosts. Danny of course jumps at the opportunity to spend the summer at his cousin Damian’s house. Maddie didn’t tell him or Jazz a lot about her childhood but she did apparently have one more sister than Alicia and this sister was Damian’s mom. Jazz of course tags along she was going to keep her brother safe and also find and reprimand Batman if she can find him.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #writing prompt #poor danny #Danny spends the summer at Wayne Manor #Danny and Damian are cousins #Maddie and Talia are sisters #The league of assassins wanted to keep an eye on a Jack Fenton after he posted his papers about ghosts #They sent Maddie to keep an eye on him not knowing that they’d fall in love #The ambient ectoplasm that caused the blockage of knowledge to Amity Park caused the league to forget about Maddie #my asks are open #all my prompts are free to use

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thewalkingbucky · 5 months

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