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rosyjuly · 11 months
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polite company
seb/mats/mick, seb/mick | 8k, E rated | ao3 locked
Mick hadn’t thought anything of it, weeks ago, when Mats made the group chat and sent a PDF with two tickets for a Dortmund game. Now that he’s been watching Mats shift closer and closer to Seb on the couch, it’s dawning on him that he should have.
this could not exist without @andreagrimes who is also deeply unwell about our favorite almost 2m tall bumblebee. special thank you to @janinaduszejko and @prettydangrotten for betaing and fixing the plot and encouraging me to let that [redacted] [redacted] that old man (men).
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bigger tnt duo peice im working on
the ref -> (from pintrest aka google)
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the song ->
the sketch ->
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the done lino/color ->
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lyrics: "I only want what I can't have. If you love me, give me nothing but Polite Company"
closer ->
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and then some swirlys ->
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spicedrobot · 2 years
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Polite Company: Chapter 8 (COMPLETE)
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A new era begins.
The final chapter(?) for Polite Company is now posted! I really hope anyone who came along for the journey enjoyed! 🥺💖 To all that have, especially those who have kudos'd and commented, you have my endless love!!
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loamandlovechild · 2 years
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So the Cotonilion was about as fucked as you would imagine. The (25!) dogs were totally sweet! 99% of the people too! The vibe was just this weird mix of Christopher Guest and David Lynch and whoever the lady from The Queen of Versailles documentary is. P was delighted there was a popcorn machine and devastated to find that it was made with olive oil and not butter. We learned about a holy grail grooming brush from a guy who legit used to be a hairdresser. He brushes his dog 3x/week for 20 mins, “but the combing takes longer”. His dog’s bangs were done up in an elaborate braid.
stay tuned for M’s mandatory (?) “assessment” that apparently can’t be clarified because “you’ll find out” and “today isn’t about that, it’s about the dogs. It’s a party for the dogs!!” 🤷‍♀️😬
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“What will hold you when the dance is through?
Put your back against the wall
Follow syncopated water fountain conversation
Making love inside a crayon covered bathroom stall
What if I don't find you, take you there?
I only want what I can't have
If you love me, give me nothing
Nothing”
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charlieweasleysimp · 2 years
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There’s not enough Rainbow Kitten Surprise content on here (trust me, I was searching for it last night lol) 🫠 Listening to their How To: Friend, Love, Freefall album has been one of the only things getting me through this week. Their voice has a hold on me and all the instruments being played does something to my brain that makes it function better, I swear. 💜 The piano in Polite Company in particular is sooooooooo soothing. Then they get to the second half and all the others come into play and I’m!!- I just need to see them live. If their show is still happening in December for Nashville, I am going to it 🤠✨
Also, the lyrics are beautiful-
“She's the edge between the cadence of my name
And on these walls another language we would never speak
In polite company”
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Surf Dancer is in a chai latte.
In Tavistock, in Devon, England.
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troythecatfish · 3 months
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ceevee5 · 2 years
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shanastoryteller · 2 months
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Happy Valentine’s Day! Draco and the twins please
a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36
Harry stares at Voldemort's face, slack in unconsciousness, his body sprawled across an expensive leather couch. "I can not fucking believe that worked."
"Why would I have done it if it wouldn't have worked?" Draco demands, with his mother's face and her voice and his mocking eyeroll.
The dementor Draco had found - her name is something Harry's convinced a human throat can't pronounce, but she'd signed that they could call her Tori - sways hopefully in the direction of the chest of horcruxes.
Apparently the terrifying, soul crushing dread that dementors give off is something they can consciously turn on or off. Being around her is just sort of cold.
"Yes, yes, sorry, please go ahead," Draco says, flipping open the chest revealing the assorted treasures Voldemort had stored his soul in. "Nagini is just down the hall if someone wants to go take care of that."
Hermione checks that the safety is off of her pistol then says, "On it."
"Don't kill her," George says, eyeing Tori as various items disappear underneath her robe. "We need her alive for Tori to suck out their souls. Just incapacitate her."
"Aim low," Ron says, a heap of acromantula silk rope over his shoulder.
"I could help," Harry starts, feeling especially useless.
Fred shakes his head. "No, no, the timing is very important here."
"Yeah," Draco says, looking over a desouled ring with interest. "Just sit there and wait to get a soul sucked out."
Great.
"Oh, don't look so put out," Draco says. "At least it won't be yours. Right Tori?"
She nods. Harry supposes she seems trustworthy. It's not like he's that trusting of wizards that work at a prison, so he probably shouldn't hold the other dementors he's met against her.
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itsbansheebitch · 4 months
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lmao I got a "HP is having a 54% sale on ALL computers" email. I think the boycott's working lol
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citroncynique · 11 months
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Sonya and Rodya and that one german communist kangaroo film meme
@ project moon please let us see Sonya again soon
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triple-mayday · 1 year
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So recently I spoke with my little brother who lives in Russia. We started talking politics, and then he dropped a bombshell - apparently, putin’s pet pigs translate and broadcast Fox News and Daily Wire to the already mindfucked public. I nearly had a heart attack when I heard him drop Ben Shapiro’s name
And, like a good big brother, I took immediate action to inoculate my baby sibling against this particular strain of brain rot (just in case, healthcare is important). Any chance at establishing decorum that Benny had was demolished the moment I brought up the endless amount of cringe he delivered throughout his unfortunate career. That WAP incident works as good as PrEP in terms of preventative measures
On a more serious note, keep in mind that both Fox and DW have such a great, flourishing relationship with a literal genocidal dictator that their content is translated and distributed through Russian networks. They snuck their way into an already polluted environment like that species of brain eating bacteria that folks had found in Texan lake
As a sweet cherry on top of this shit sundae, when my brother was talking about Carlson he said that:
1) his perpetually confused face was funny as fuck, just like his boner for the green M&M’s candy
2) his (and Ben’s) obsession with trans people is absolutely unhinged
3) he was creeped out by republican hyperfixation on guns
Kind of soothing to know that republican cringe is so off putting to non-Americans that propaganda becomes literally indigestible. Though to be fair, it’s not like any of these animated Madame Tussaud’s wax figures are capable of winning over my Marxist brother. Boy’s been reading leftist literature since he was in middle school
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spicedrobot · 4 months
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i am thinking about Polite Company Jedi Maul and Sith Obi-Wan again…..
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politijohn · 2 years
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Remember when Bernie ran on nationalizing energy companies? Seems relevant.
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“What will hold you when the dance is through?
Put your back against the wall
Follow syncopated water fountain conversation
Making love inside a crayon covered bathroom stall
What if I don't find you, take you there?
I only want what I can't have
If you love me, give me nothing
Nothing”
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