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johnisthewarlus · 4 years

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blowing on a cornflake part 16

george martin: we spend the rest of our recess trying to figure out wat to say to the judge but can’t find anything useful. after the 5 minutes, he calls us into the courtroom. “anything to say, mister martin?” the judge asks. “yes” i say. then i spray my mouth with breath freshener “won’t you pwease let wingo wive uwu” i say with a pouty face. the judge looks at me confused “you think you can bribe me with your looks?” he says “you’re so dumb. court is over. ringo stays in heaven.” he bangs the gavel twice and we’re teleported out of the courtroom. geo runs to the janitors closet, crying.

george: i sit in fetus position in the janitors closet. i’m too sad to even turn the light on. there is a carton of milk next to me so i pick it up and drink it but most of it just drips down my chin. i hear the creak of the door and see a little light peak into the room. when i look up, pal is theri. he shuts the dooor behind him. “hey georgy” he says. “i don’t wanna talk about it” i say. “well you can’t stay in here forever” he tells me. he sticks his hand 🖐 out to help me up, but i refuse to take it. we stay in silence for a few more moments. “it’s quite hot in here isn’t it” pol says to break the silence. “yea” i say. we take our shirts off. apparently pol has been working out. he sticks out his hand to help me up again, but i’m so sad that i just fall to my knees, right by his legs. i try to pull on his belt to help me up, but his pants fall down.

john: we’re sitting in the waiting room as pauly goes to the janitors closet to cheer jeorge up, when a courtroom worker walks to us. “hi” she says “so remember when the judge said george martin couldn’t convince him to let ringo live just because he’s hot?” “yeah” george martin says. “well that was a lie” the courtroom worker says “he was just trying to look smart because his boss was there. if george martin is still up for going into the judge’s private quarters, he’s willing to make a deal.” “the judge wants me to exchange um... favours in exchange for ringo?” george martin says. “aight.” “very good!” the courtroom worker says “he wants to give you a tour of his stationary and then he’ll let ring go.” “wait that’s all he wants me to do? look at his stationary sets? alright see ya” george martin says. he heads to the judges private quarters. oswald tells me to go to the janitor’s closet to tell geo and pau the good news. i rush to the door and open it up. when i open it, i see george on his knees, sitting in front of paull who’s almost completely naked, and george has white liquid dripping down his chin. i want to say something, but i can’t bring myself to make words. i run away crying. how could paul be so unfaithful??

ringo: i anxiously wait for someone to tell me if i will be resurrected or not. it’s already been ten hours. suddenly, a courtroom worker comes into the waiting room. i watch her walk around, praying she’ll come to me and tell me good news. we make eye contact. “are you ringo starr?” she says. “um, obviously” i say. “why is that obvious?” she asks. “because i’m in the most famous band of all time, the beatles” i say. “never heard of them” she says. my jaw drops. “nah i’m just messing with you” she says “i’ve got good news.” next thing i know, i’m in a courthouse with george martin and.... “oswald!” i squeal. i hug him. i haven’t seen oswald in years! we grew up together. “whire are the others?” i ask. “jahn was supposed to tell geo and paul the good news a while ago, but we can’t find him” oswald tells me. hmmm. i get an idea. you know how i have a big nose? well i have a great sense of smell, like a dog. i follow jons sent and find him not far from the courthouse, sobbing on a swing set. “rigno!” he screams “paul and george are cheating on us!!” i gasp and run to the janitors closet because george loves janitors closets so that’s obviously ware he is. when i walk in, paul is freaking out and george is crying. “john thinks i’m a cheater!” paul cries. “ringo’s ded 4ever!” george cries. “no he’s not” i say. george looks up and leaps into my arms. i fall down and he falls on me so hard that we morph into one person.

gingo: oh no! now we’re one person! oh the good side, this is like extreme secks, but on the bad side, now i hav a big nose like ringo. hey that was mean! my nose isn’t big. wait you’re making it confusing for the audience who is narrating. no you are.

paul: “gingo!” i yell “we need to focus on the issue at hand. my boyfriend thinks i cheated.” “but we’re one person” gingo say “that’s pretty bad.” “shut up” i say. i run around looking for juan until i finally find him on a swing set. i actually didn’t find him tho, gingo told me where he was. “jahn i wasn’t cheating” i tell jon. “oh ok” john says. and we all lived happily ever after.

gingo: no, we didn’t!

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nykoul · 5 years

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Pol is ded , pol is ded

#Paul is dead #The beatles #memes #paul mccartney #john lennon #george harrison #MASTURBACION COLECTIVA #(???)

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nnhome · 2 years

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8 Nhóm các lệnh trong Cad mà dân thiết kế, kỹ thuật cần phải nhớ

Đối với dân thiết kế, dân kỹ thuật thì phần mềm AutoCad có lẽ không còn quá xa lạ. Được phát triển bởi tập đoàn Autodesk, AutoCad là một phần mềm ứng dụng để tạo bản vẽ kỹ thuật bằng vectơ 2D hoặc bề mặt 3D. Để sử dụng thành thạo phần mềm AutoCad, ngoài những kiến thức cần có, thì bạn cần phải nắm được các lệnh trong Cad. Khi nắm được các lệnh cơ bản trong AutoCad, bạn có thể làm việc một cách nhanh chóng và hiệu quả nhất. Cùng N&N Home điểm qua nhóm các lệnh Cad cơ bản được chia theo chức năng mà bạn cần phải biết.

8 Nhóm các lệnh trong Cad mà dân thiết kế, kỹ thuật cần phải nhớ

Nhóm lệnh quản lý trong Cad

LA – LAYER: Lệnh được dùng để quản lý hiệu chỉnh Layer;

OP – OPTIONS: Tùy chỉnh cài đặt chương trình;

SE – SETTINGS: Lệnh AutoCad quản lý cài đặt bản vẽ hiện hành;

MV – MVIEW: Tạo và kiểm soát chế độ xem bố cục;

PR – PROPERTIES: Hiển thị bảng thuộc tính.

Tham khảo: Chuyển giao diện CAD 2018 về classic

2. Nhóm lệnh vẽ hình cơ bản trong Cad

A – ARC: Lệnh A được sử dụng để tạo một vòng cung tròn trong AutoCad;

L – LINE: Lệnh này được dùng để tạo các đoạn thẳng đơn giản trong bản vẽ;

XL – XLINE: Lệnh này được dùng để tạo một đường thẳng vô hạn đi qua hai điểm đã chọn;

PL – POLYLINE (PLINE): Lệnh này được sử dụng để tạo đa giác tuyến trong bản vẽ (các đoạn thẳng liên tiếp dính vào nhau);

POL – POLYGON: Lệnh này được sử dụng để tạo một đa giác khép kín. Đa giác có tối thiểu 3 cạnh và tối đa 1024 cạnh;

C – CIRCLE: Lệnh này được sử dụng để vẽ đường tròn;

Lệnh C – CIRCLE vẽ cung tròn trong Cad

EL – ELLIPSE: Lệnh này được sử dụng để tạo một hình Elip;

REC – RECTANG: Được sử dụng để vẽ hình chữ nhật trong AutoCad.

Nhóm lệnh Copy trong AutoCad

CO – COPY: Lệnh được sử dụng để sao chép các đối tượng trong AutoCad;

NCOPY: Sử dụng lệnh này để sao chép các đối tượng lồng nhau từ một khối hoặc Xref mà không làm nổ chúng;

COPYBASE: Lệnh này được sử dụng để sao chép bất kỳ một đối tượng nào bằng cách sử dụng một điểm cơ sở;

MA – MATCHPROP: Lệnh giúp sao chép thuộc tính của đối tượng này sang đối tượng khác mà không làm thay đổi hình học hay nội dung của nó, giúp tiết kiệm thời gian.

Nhóm lệnh đo khoảng cách trong Cad (Lệnh DIM trong Cad)

D – DIMSTYLE: Lệnh này được sử dụng để tạo kiểu kích thước trong AutoCad;

DIM – DIMENSION: Được sử dụng để đo kích thước của tuyến tính, bán kính, đường kính và đường cơ sở.

DAL – DIMALIGNED: Lệnh DAL được dùng để đo kích thước xiên (góc bất kỳ);

DAN – DIMANGULAR: Lệnh được dùng để tạo một kích thước góc cạnh;

DBA – DIMBASELINE: Bạn sử dụng lệnh này để ghi kích thước song song trong Cad;

DDI – DIMDIAMETER: Lệnh DDI đo kích thước trong Cad giúp bạn ghi được kích thước đường kính;

Nhóm lệnh đo khoảng cách trong Cad

DED – DIMEDIT: Lệnh được sử dụng để chỉnh kích thước văn bản và mở rộng các dòng;

DI – DIST: Lệnh được sử dụng để đo khoảng cách và góc giữa hai điểm;

DIV – DIVIDE: Lệnh này được sử dụng để tạo các đối tượng hoặc khối điểm thành các phần bằng nhau;

DLI – DIMLINEAR: Được sử dụng để ghi kích thước đứng hoặc kích thước nằm ngang;

DO – DONUT: Được sử dụng để tạo một hình tròn đầy hoặc một vòng tròn rộng;

DOR – DIMORDINATE: Lệnh được sử dụng tạo kích thước sắp xếp;

DRA – DIMRADIUS: Tạo kích thước bán kính cho hình tròn hoặc hình cung;

DT – DTEXT: Tạo đối tượng văn bản vào hình;

DCO – DIMCONTINUE: Tạo kích thước từ đường mở rộng của một kích thước trước đó.

Nhóm lệnh kéo dãn đối tượng trong Cad

EX – EXTENT: Lệnh được sử dụng để mở rộng các đường thẳng trong Cad;

S – STRETCH: Lệnh được sử dụng để kéo dãn đối tượng qua một cửa sổ hoặc một đa giác.

Các lệnh Cad giúp xóa, di chuyển, phòng to thu nhỏ và xoay các đối tượng

M – MOVE: Được sử dụng để di chuyển các đối tượng một khoảng cách xác định theo một hướng cụ thể;

RO – ROTATE: Đước dùng để xoay các đối tượng xung quanh một điểm cơ sở;

P – PAN: Lệnh PAN được sử dụng để di chuyển tầm nhìn bản vẽ trong AutoCad;

E – ERASE: Được sử dụng để xóa đối tượng khỏi bản vẽ;

Z – ZOOM: Tăng hoặc giảm độ phóng đại của chế độ xem hiện tại.

Lệnh Z – ZOOM Phóng to, thu nhỏ chế độ xem

Nhóm lệnh vẽ 3d trong autocad 2007

BOX: Được sử dụng để vẽ hình hộp chữ nhất 3D;

SPH – SPHERE: Lệnh được sử dụng để vẽ hình cầu 3D;

CYL – CYLINDER: Được dùng để tạo hình trụ 3D;

CONE: Lệnh được sử dụng để vẽ hình nón 3D;

SU – SUBTRACT: Lệnh được sử dụng để trừ khối bề mặt hoặc vùng 3D;

IN – INTERSECT: Dùng để tạo khối 3D, bề mặt hoặc vùng 2D từ các bề mặt hoặc vùng chồng lên nhau;

PE – PEDIT: Được dùng để chỉnh sửa đa đường và lưới đa giác 3D

EXT – EXTRUDE: Mở rộng kích thước của đối tượng 2D hoặc khuôn mặt 3D vào không gian 3D;

ROTA – ROTATE: Lệnh thường được sử dụng để xoay đối tượng 3D;

Nhóm lệnh vẽ 3D trong AutoCad 2007

REV – REVOLVE: Tạo vật rắn hoặc bề mặt 3D bằng cách quét một đối tượng 2D quanh một trục;

SL – SLICE: Tạo các chất rắn và bề mặt 3D mới bằng cách cắt hoặc chia các đối tượng hiện có;

CHA – CHAMFER: Dùng để làm vát các cạnh của đối tượng trong 3D.

Nhóm lệnh in ấn

PRE – PREVIEW: Hiển thị bản vẽ ở chế độ xem trước khi được in ra;

PRINT – PLOT: Vẽ một bản vẽ vào máy vẽ, máy in hoặc tệp;

MV – MVIEW: Tạo và kiểm soát các chế độ xem bố cục.

Hình ảnh những lệnh cơ bản trong AutoCad

Trên đây là 8 nhóm lệnh trong Cad cơ bản mà bất ký ai làm kỹ thuật hay thiết kế cần phải nhớ. Với sự phát triển không ngừng của AutoCad thì bên cạnh các lệnh cơ bản sẽ còn có các lệnh Cad nâng cao. Hy vọng với các lệnh trong Cad được tổng hợp trên bài viết sẽ giúp bạn có được một hành trang vững chắc khi bước vào nghề.

#nnhome #N&N Home #cách lệnh trong CAD #lệnh trong cad #kiến trúc sư Jason Huynh

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lenin-it-to-win-it · 6 years

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the lorax, but everytime a character appears its bnha and every time u read it u want 2 die

summary: oh you know damn well whats coming, sweetie

notes: its 2:35 am. i spent over an hour writing this. pls clap.

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it was a suny day in thneedville and the sun was shining but it was COLD and DARk in dekus hart as he gazed sadly off intot he distance. “mommm wy doesnt todoroki senpai-san NOTICE me???”” he lameneted to his mom.

“maybe its ur ugly little pissbaby child face” inko suggested as she cooked up a spaghety for brekfast.

“how can i impress him??” deku questioned

“try lifting, cucklord” said his grandma recovery girl as she casually bench bressed 600 pounds of rocks.

“how bout i find him a plant insted?” deku sugested thinking about the tre todoroki painted on his house. he had asked todoorki if he liked trees and he sed ‘ya sur i gues’. “bitches lov plants”

“yeeee i kno wat u mean giv him some *lettuce*” recovery gorl winked

“wat a bout a tree” “but TREEs are DEAD” inko exlciamed! she threw the spagheti on the floor for dramtic effect and cltuched dekus head in his hands. “Son do not SPEAK of such things or The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM wil BUST thru the ROOF and kill you! Now sit down and eat ur capitalism! Consumerism is god hallejeuluah amen!”

“tree” deku whisperd

the hose exploded and every1 died but they were okey. avaracious all-for-one’hare, a tiny liitle with a shiny bowlcut and tiny little man feet bitchslaped deku across the face. “NO TREES ALLOUD!!1!” he shrieked. he bloo a kiss ot dekus mom “that plate of capitalism u have is cooking upped looks lovly mam”

inko blsuhed. “thanks”

“just make sure to keep the kiddo here away from any” all-for-one’hare, lowered his voice, which was hard bc he was already so short and low and close tothe flor. “trees”

inko gASPed! “of CORSE! i wil keep him away from the place where the trees once were by the Forbindden WAll u buildt with ur money to keep out the Bad COmmunist SentimentsTM”

recovery girl made shifty suspicious looks on her face “sure yea me too”

all-for-one’hare, was convinced. “I AM CONVINECED” he sed “by felicia!” he hopped on his hoverbord and hoverborded away.

inko cleaned the spaghety off the flor and recovery girl pulled deku by the leg into the backyard. “YO FUCKER U BETTER RUN UR ASS OVER THE COMMIE WALL AND GET A TREE SO U CAN START SLINGIN SOME MAD PUSS”

“but gramma im gay”

“then start slingin some nuts my d00d the POINT is get a TRE e” she scremed. “when i was, a yung boi, my ffather, took me over the wall, to see a bunch of trees, he sed son when, u grow up, dont kill them , the trees, and bring the nonbelievers, to come and plant new trees”

“k”

she siezed dekus sholders “GO FORTH CHILD BRING THE TREES SO WE CAN MAKE THEM GROW ANEW AS THE PROPHECY HAS FORETOLD, OUT BEYOND THE WALL LIVES A MYSTERIOUS MAN CALLED THE ONCE-FOR-ALLER, FIND HIM, HE WILL TELL YOU HIS TRAGIC TALE OF TREE AND BRING NEW LIFE TO THIS BARREN CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE, NOW GO”

“k” deku hopped on his totaly radicel scooter headed 2 the wall. a robot cat watched him forehsadowingly.

it was hella empty over the commie cuck wall with not even a bORger king in site!!!1! tree stumps covered the flor and clouds of smonk from a thousand vape pens darkened the sky. a ded bird lay deadly on the ground while its bird children cried over its bird corpse. it was sad. deku took a sad face selfie with the ded bird then did a sick ollie over the corpse and headed toward the mysterious shack in the distants.

the shack had a bucket in front of the dor labeled “piss”. deku hopped on in the piss bucket “YO ONCE-FOR-ALLER U GOT KIK??” he cried. wind wistled past his ears and he coffed from the vape smoke but then the pis buckt got pulled up on a ROPE and deku found himself hOISted up to a wINdOW!!!! he stareed face to face at a pair of black eyes with blue spots in the middle like limpid tears and some long bony arms with glvovs and yaoi hands reached out to slap him.

“WHAT” he yelled “ARE YOU DOOING” he leaned closer “IN MY SWWAAAAAAMP!????”

deku wet his pants and criied. “i sutjj,,, i jstu wann, t a t;rree,,” he said sobbily. “i,m tr yiyng to get s enpai , t o noticnse me,, an ,n and i thgout,, i fi got, hima t,r,ree, he wo uld liek me”

“fucken millenials” snarled the once for aller “its always senpai this, thrussy that, my neck my back, my snapping-chat, wy wold i giv u a tre??”

“b-because i,, i brought u a SPAGHETTY” deku exxclaimed, pulling pounds of spagheetyi out of his pockets

the once for aller slorped up the spaghetti hongrily “ya ok i gues i can tel u my storey now. its a dark and trageic tale of capitalism, like the star wors preqols” a tear ran down his bony old cheek. “but insted of jar jar binks thers only me, booboo the fool”

there was a crossdissolve and suddenly they were in the once-for allers past where he was a big bara man with bara tiddies and twinky skinny geans no where near the size needed to accomodate for his phat dong. he rode along in a cariege puled by a single muel

“FASTER AIZAWA KUN” cried the once-for-aller hapily. “those proletariats arent gonna exploit themselves!”

aizawa the mule grunted sexily and plowed on, workin that tight little mule ass.

the once-for-aller started shredding out a sick nasty solo on an elextric guitar and it was RAD AS HELL as he blasted out the opening cords to jake pol’s magmnum opiss “its everyday bro”. “we gotta dab on those haters aizawa kun” said the once-for aller with a very gay wink

aizawa the mule grunted in annoyance. he could not dab, for his sexy mule bodey had no arms.

they fond a metric shitload of trees and there were like wildlifes and shit running around. bears (like endeovor) froclikced int he woods with their hairy bara nippels exposed 2 the world, tsuyu and her frog pals swam in the woter, and tokoyami the borb boy floo in the sky wich was pure and clean without a single trace of vape smoke. the tres looked fuckable so the once for aller busted a nut against one trunk then wipped out a glock and started shootin them down “YEHAW fuCKERS iTS HIGH NOON” he screamed in texan, his native language, as he mowed downt he trees the way present mics sexy voice mows down the pussey.

sudenly DANY DEVITO IN A FURSOOT APEARED. he was tiny and magestic and orange and so fucken valid. also he was grand toledo. “CUNT” he yelled kicking the once for aller in th e kneecaps. “THIS IS THE ENVIROMENT!!!!1! YOU CANT JUST START WEED WACKIN THES TREES WITH YOUR YANKEE DONGLE DANDY AND SHOOTING THEM WITH GUNS!1! THAT IS BAD AND WRONG! CAPTIN PLANET DIED FOR OUR SINS”

the once for aller looked down at the tiny orange man then down at his own big bulgin bara tiddes “i cold crush u 2 deth with my tiddys, maybe u shuld stay out of my way dude’

dany deveto gasped angrely. “how DARE!!1!” he screamed, punching the once-for-allers big toe. “BUDDY I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOUR GRAVE WITH MY OWN TWO ASSCHEEKS IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD, I DEFY U TO TALK SHIT, COME AT ME SCRUBLORD IM RIPT”

“try me gardfielf” the once for aller laffed “iv ben drinkign plenty of nut milk so my boneses are helthy and Stronk”

daney devito pulled out his 20 inch thunderdong and beat the once for aller in the head with it until he was past oout on the ground. the woodland crreatures danced hapily around the bodey but then he woke up

“u kno wat” he moaned “mabye capitalism isnt so good, lets al liv together in communism and friendship, and i wont cut and/or fucc any of the trees”

danny deveto was mostly appeased. “ya ok, but if u try anymore fuckin shit ill go back in time and cuck ur grandparents.”

dannneie dievoto tried to hav the once-for aller killed on at least 10 separate occasions and the once for aller did slip in some clandestine tree fuckage now and agein, but other than that the communism and friendship was good. but everything changed went he fire nation atteacked, they defeeted endevor esily but then the once for allers slutty, sluty family showed up to REEK HAVICK :0 !!!1!

the once for allers ugley mom, sir nighteye, stepped out of their cheap car and did the anime glasses thing “toshi u commie thot” he said with distaste “stop being poor”

“but MOM” the once for aller wined “i HAV to be por! its good for the envorionemnt and my new animal frends and if i dont dany devito will beat me over the head with his massive meaty man-canoe!”

“dont b lil bitch, do a capitalism.”

the once for allers loud cosin hizashy jumped out of the wagon. “YAINT” he shrieked at 1000000 decibels, killing 90% of life on erth. “ARE WE GON FUCK SOME TREES OR WHAT”

the once for aller looked at his disproving mom, then at his loud cosin, then at the very fuckable trees. his eyes lingered on a sexy sap hole. “yea we are” he said, pulling out his gitar sexily. “how bad could it posbiley be??”

the answer was prety fucken bad as it turned out. a metric fuckton of people paid to watch the once for aller and his family fuck trees to deth by throwing moneey at them like they were stripers, but then al the tres were fucked ded!!11! the bears starved into ity bity twinks, unable to maintain the THicc, tsuyu and the frogs choked and coffed up water ful of human piss as they peed in the water while laughing in delite at the once for allers antics, and tokoyami and the birbs coffed out their organs from the clouds of vape smoke filing the sky.

soon ther was no one left. the once for allers familey left with al the money, aizawa the fuckable mule was ded, and it was just the once for aller allone in the rouns of his former capitalistc glory with only the bright yellow banana suit on his back to remind him of those days.

dani devioto looked at the once for aller with sad eyes before kciking his own ass so hard he got sent rocketing thru the stratusphere, leaving behind an imapct crater with a single word

“cunt” deku whispered softly in the present as he gazed into the crator.

the once for aller sighed sadley. “iv wondered for years and yeers wat he ment by that, but i think i understand now. unless some1 like u stops being a cunt, then nothign is gona get better, u nut”

“shit fam thats deeep” sed deku

the once for aller looked at dekus pissbaby child face. “i lost evrything to capitalism, my friends, nature, my family” teers rolled down his cheks “i even sold my organs to buy cocane and strippers so now i hav a total of 2 orgens in my hole bodey.”

“kinky”

“but we can change that!” cried the once for aller passionetely. “i am going 2 giv u a tree to plant in thneedvil so communism can return and bring back the life stole from this world with my big stick diplomacy. go now, young midorieya-shonen my boy, GO FORTH IN THE NAME OF COMMUNISM AND UN-CUNT THIS MISEREBLE WORLD!!1!”

ther was an epic radicel chase seen wher deku had to fite the The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM and his grandma recovery girl did sik triks on her moped and deku almost but not quite got to kis todorki senpai but they made it to the town square.

deku held todorokis hands and tenderly put the baby tre in it “here” he sed “take my seed”

todoroky noded solemly. “i hav never wanted anything more than to be given ur seed midoreya” he was about 2 plant the seed in the ground when all for one’hare appered! “NOT SO FAST FUCKHOLES” he yelled capitalistically. “this TRee is COMMuNISM!!1!” he cried to the townspeople. “do u RELLY want to be FILTHY COMMIES???”

“Commies hate micdonaleds!!1” screamed one impassoned townsperson.

“LETS BOIL THEM IN OIL” some one else agred.

“but guys wait!!!” deku cried “dont u want like, nature n shit?”

“CAPITALISTS WANT TO REPLACE EVERY REMOTELY FUCKABLE PERSON WITH A TREE” all for one’hare screamed

teh twonspoeple gasps, thens tarted chanting for deku todo and grandma to get boiled in oil

deku sweated nervosly “um but,, treees,, r good?”

“OIL OIL OIL”

“BACK IN MY DAY WE FUCKED TREES AND WE LIKED IT” recovery girl rored!

that was acomeplling argument. the boil in ooil chanting slowed

all for one turned to his henchperson stain “STAIN” he yelled “TEL THESE HIPPY DIPPY COMMIE TREE FUCKERS WHAT WE REALLY THINK OF THIS CAPTEN PLANET B-ROLL BULLSHIT”

stain cleered his throt and burst into magnificent song “let it gro let it gro, so we can have trees to bone” he sang. he was The Ultimate ChadTM so every1 agreed with him imediately. they throow all for one’hare into a pit of spiders where eh was eten and killed and planted the seed in the fertile butthole of the earth wher it could blosom and gro.

in the folowing yeers trees started groiwng beyond the wals and the once for aller crawled out of his shame sahck to water them with his nut as an act of penanc.e

slowly, magesticsally, danny devito in a fursewt flew down from the sky. “ya done good cunt” he grunted, tenderly slapping the once for allers boney ass with his furry orange old man boner. “ya done good.”

they both floated up to gay heaven by their ass skins wher the once for allers big bara past self greeted them with open arms. “all of ur trubles are ogre” he whispered tenderly in their tidditlyated ears.

the once for aller caressed his past self “oh oncey” he whispered sweetly “are u shure we should do this?? can u even,,, oh, how can u love me in this broken down form??”

past once for aller smiled and did the kabedon thing with his future self who whimpered arousedly and blushed carnelian. “its not who we are on the outside” he shoved his entire arm up his entire ass“its who we are inside”

danney devito cheered the once for allers on as they fucked together for all of eterneity and it was very communiest teh end

#bnha #all might #deku #lorax au #selfcest #i managed to work it in #at the very end #i Had TO

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Harekatın başladığı, Cumhurbaşkanı Recep Tayyip Erdoğan tarafından duyuruldu. Erdoğan, “Türk Silahlı Kuvvetleri’miz Suriye Milli Ordusu’yla birlikte Suriye’nin kuzeyinde PKK/YPG ve DEAŞ terör örgütlerine karşı Barış Pınarı Harekatı’nı başlatmıştır. Amacımız güney sınırımızda oluşturulmaya çalışılan terör koridorunu yok etmek ve bölgeye barış ve huzuru getirmektir.

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gundemdengelismeler-blog · 5 years

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Diyarbakır’da bir grup HDP’li tarafından “Savaşa Hayır Demokratik Siyasetle Çözüme Evet” sloganıyla HDP’li vekillerinde katılımıyla yürüyüş yapmak istendi. Savaşa karşı yürüyüş yapmak istediklerini söyleyen HDP İl Başkanına polis müdürü, “Ülkemizde savaş yok, terörle mücadele var, savaş neredeyse oraya gidin” dedi.

Diyarbakır’da aralarında HDP’li milletvekillerinin de bulunduğu bir grup “Savaşa Hayır Demokratik Siyasetle Çözüme Evet” sloganıyla yürüyüş yapmak istedi. Grup, bunun için Kayapınar ilçesinde bulunan HDP Kayapınar İlçe Başkanlığı önünde bir araya geldi. Diyarbakır polisi ise, ilçe başkanlığı önü ve çevresinde geniş güvenlik önlemleri alarak, grubun yasal olmadığı gerekçesiyle yürüyüş yapmasını izin vermedi.

Bunun üzerine HDP İl Başkanı Zeyat Ceylan, Emniyet Müdürlüğü Güvenlik Şube Müdürü Mehmet Noyat ile görüşerek, yürüyüş yapmakta ısrarcı olduklarını ve savaş çığlıklarını toplumsallaştırmak istediklerini belirterek şube müdürünün elini itti. Yürüyüşe izin veremeyeceklerini ifade eden Noyat ise, “Herhangi bir tatsızlık olmasını ve karşı karşıya gelmek istemiyoruz. Siz bir siyasi parti il başkanısınız, savaş ver derseniz, devlet savaş yapmıyor. Ülkemizde devlet terörle mücadele ediyor, devlet, devlet olmanın gereğini yapacaktır. Terörist olduğu sürece terörle mücadele olmaya devam edilecektir. Orta doğuda bir savaş varsa onlar sesini çıkarsı, siz neden sesinizi çıkartıyorsunuz. Siz dün miting için müracaat ettiniz bizde izin verdik. Siz bu yürüyüş için ne müracaat ettiniz ne de kimse bize bildirimde bulunmadı. Bulunmasanız buna müsaade etmeyiz. Şu an savaş varsa barış talep edersiniz savaş yoksa barış talep edemesiniz ülkemizde terörle mücadele vardır ve terörle mücadele edilmeye devam edilecektir. Savaş Suriye’de varsa Afganistan’da buyurun oraya gidin” dedi.

Öte yandan otomobilleriyle yolu kapatan HDP’li vekillerin danışmanları araçları kaldırın uyarısına uymayınca gözaltına alındı. Polis ekipleri ve HDP’li vekiller arasında kısa süreli arbede yaşanırken gözaltına alınan danışmanlar serbest bırakıldı. HDP’li grup daha sonra basın açıklaması yaparak dağıldı. #gallery-0-4 { margin: auto; } #gallery-0-4 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-0-4 img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } #gallery-0-4 .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; } /* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes/media.php */

Polis müdüründen HDP’li başkana tokat gibi cevap: “Ülkemizde savaş yok, terörle mücadele var” Diyarbakır’da bir grup HDP’li tarafından "Savaşa Hayır Demokratik Siyasetle Çözüme Evet" sloganıyla HDP’li vekillerinde katılımıyla yürüyüş yapmak istendi.

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BYE 2018

This year has got to be the year jampacked with EVERYTHING. I might have the same motivation to write now but i gotta try for my future self. (bcos yaknow everything that I dont write eventually gets forgotten and i have no way of remembering, it just turns into a blank patch in my mind lyk 2017 lol) whatever happend to 2017??? i was scrolling through this blog and i didnt find any 2017 posts lol what??? was i in a trans or??? idk i have no memory of new year 2017. well i dont want that to happen to 2018 because theres just so much that happened so here it goes.

JANUARY- I started the year in qc.

Jan 2- I saw Mamsh for the first time in uptc. We bought my very first film roll. n Agfa Vista 200 in Satchmi.

Jan 7- i put my first film roll in. took a few shots. oh and im back in marinduque

Jan14 to the end of the month- im just in duque doing normal stuff i guess idk. More MSC days. I was really stressed about being irreg. lol

FEBRUARY-

feb 2 i went to Manila for the opening of Arts Month. IT WAS SO GREAT I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE IT WAS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED, to live each waking day to be exposed to art. agh fun tyms. i spent 5 days in Bayview and everyday i went to luneta park for workshops and other shennanigans. While this was all happening i was also shooting for our Trends and Network (?) (subject) video. Reg was my partner in this video we were supposed to put a vissual on a poem our prof gave us.

feb 3

first time to eat yellow watermelon.

went to a baybayin writing workshop and learned how to write baybayin yay

saw autotelic, better days, sud and ben and ben that night

FEB 4- still there

feb 5- attended poetry night and saw mike coroza. saw mamsh again today and we went to national museum. It was the last day of arts month.

feb 6- i went home to duque

Feb 7- i edited my footage

~idk what date but hahaha the video i edited got 75 loooool but our prof gave us another chance to edit the shit.

feb 14- mundo- iv of spades was released. idk how this is relevant to me lol but yeah it was released on this day.

feb 17- UP fair that i wasnt able to go to. Finals week is near im so stressedt

feb 20- im editing the video again. we made a storyline instead of just putting vissuals on the poem.

feb 21- the stress was getting to me. i havent been sleeping bcos of finals and editing so i cut my hair short. the shortest it has been, they said i looked like hannah baker

~idk what date but i finally passed the video and we got 85 thank god for that curve lol~

feb 24- Im back in Manila. first time to ever play with the orchestra in a place which is not marinduque. Played in Makati along with Sta Isabel peeps.

feb 26-

Went to bgc--- to the overrated Venice grand canal place to be exact.

Saw Alex Aiono live.

Bought a new Murakami book (Wind Up Bird Chronicle) that i havent still finished until now

feb 27 to march- marinduque ++ more MSC things

March 29

practiced a viola piece for auditions sa ust but hey its 2019 and i didnt end up auditioning

Moriones festival (holy week)

Watched Baconaua a film by Joseph Laban shot in Mdq. the plot was also mdq related!!! and also socially relevant at present. its kinda about drugs--- well it is about drugs.

april 7- went to ust for enrolment

apr 8- went home na ata i dont even know

apr 13 ICON MANILA DAY1

went to manila for yfc’s 25th anniv!!!!! AAAA ICON 2018~ FULL BLAST

bRO THE THEME WAS MUSICALS AND THEY PERFORMED DISNEY AND THE GREATEST SHOWMAN THEMED THINGS HUHU MY HART IS HAPI

yfc reunion yey

APR 14 DAY 2 - FIREWORKSSS AND TALKS

APR 15- DAY 3

LAST DAY

GOT AN ICON DAVAO SHIRT

NASA ICON RECAP VIDEO AKO

APR 16 ARRIVED IN MDQ FOR FINALS

APR 19- SURVIVED FIRST DEFENSE

APR 23- FINAL DEFENSE

APR 26- SHELLY’S DEBUT

APR 30- FOUND OUT I DIDNT PASS THE UPCAT YO

MAY 3-

GRAD PHOTOSHOOT

SAGALA

MAY 8- 18TH

MAY 10- SURPRISE BDAY CELEB BY THE BEACH T^T gots a new laptop yey. got another murakami book from fiel. got a cool shirt from dem. got my fav necklace (which means so much to me since it has so much connection to who i am--- its a Sta. Claire/ St. Francis pendant from Rome.) Lola passed down a family heirloom to me--- her watch. <3

MAY 11- woke up after last night’s celeb for Graduatioooon.

May 11 to 19- stayed at home and watched movies and shi

May 20-

watched Musika sa Isla’s concert. first time that i sat out since i was so busy huhu.

Went out with Reg and went kayaking

May 21 and onwards more of doing nothing and watching movies and shii

May 29- went out with sum frends i havent seen for so loooong: isa, franz, angge, ira

Jun 2- went out with the fam and tita pina to the beaaachhh

Jun 15- My first provincial Shout!!! YBB LAGUNA!!!

Jun 18- went to shannon falls!!!! hiked and swam with the fam ++ dream favor fam

Jun 19- end of Prov Shout huhu went to amoingon with the YBB laguna team. swam some more in the beach.cried A LOT. said goodbye to fwends huhu

Jun 20- left duque for good

Jun 22- went to ust to settle thingz, dorm hopping

Jun 23- went to ust again

Jun -Jul scrabble, movies, wine, milktea, mc do and a couple of city thingz. Prepared for YCOM acad. long distance organizing with yasu huhu.

Jul 25- went home to duque for YCOM Acad!!! My first and last event as a the provincial YCOM head. cant believe we actually got to put this together huhu sml

Jul 26-28- finally had face to face organizing with the pcg. practiced songs and hosting.

Jul 29- YCOM ACAD NAAA. a lot of hard work paid off in this event. a lot if crying again. said goodbye to friends again.

Jul 30- left for Manila first thing in the morning

Aug 1- First day dorm life

Aug 2- Start of freshmen week. Freshmen pol sci orientation

Aug 3- ROARientation

Aug 4- got very drunk with batch mates uuuhhh which was wrong cos its just the first day and i probably made out with someone???uhhh

Aug 6- Tomasino na ako event. Saw Ben and ben and fourplay mnl

Aug 10-

went to cinemalaya with reg,kly and paul. was supposed to watch liway but ended up watching school service. bumabagyo rn hahahaha.

first time to ride the lrt loool

Aug 11-13- spent 3 days alone in qc aHAHAHA they were in cebu

~Lol kinda dated a blockmate or whateva at this time uuhh~

Aug 17- parents visited manila, we went to intramuros

Aug 20- kuyas bday

Aug 21-saw reg and we watched another cinemalaya entry: Madilim Ang Gabi. sobrang slow paceeeedddd but ya it was about ejk. #SupportLocal

Aug 22 and onwards- A LOT OF READINGS

Aug 28- bar hopping with 7wonders

MORE STUDYING

Sep 5- saw Sud again in ust. org week ata??

MORE STUDYING

~kinda stopped dating that blockmate na~ ahahah

MORE STUDYING

Sep 21- saw shelly, aira, and fiel at Happy T. met someone but never talked again after that nyt. slept at fiel’s

MORE STUDYING

Sep 28- YFC GA

Sep 29- WENT TO SHE’S ONLY SIXTEEN’S 10TH ANNIVERSARY WITH MAMSH BROOOOOOO (XX: XX Makati)

ang bandang shirley

lions and acrobats

mellow fellow

rusty machine

oh flamingo

sandwich???

i forgot the others huhu

IT WAS WILD I LOVE SENA

OCT 4-5- PRELIMS ((no sleeping starts))

Oct 10-pre lims. got rly unexpected close friendships. slept at dean’s.

Oct 20- Island with shelly, ira, dean and sum binilde friends. met sum ppl. slept at mark’s

MORE STUDYING! ! !

~kinda started talking to someone i actually like~

OCT 29- FINALLY WENT BACK HOME TO DUQUE HUHU

OCT 29- went to the beach with reg trisha cavite peeps and kuya francis. saw kent kuya jm and jayson at kuya karl’s

OCT 31- inuman with friends i havent seen for so loooooong, drew, ira, pam, josh, angge

UNDAS- made my term paper about islam huhuhuhuhuhu d y i n g

NOV 3- went to the beach with yfc people huhuhu yasu mat ninyah and others. quest ang gracenote were there at villa aplaya also ahahaha

NOV 4- haaayyy left duque again :<

MORE TERM PAPER MAKING

NOV 14- first meeting of that ~someone~ im talking to. went to rou bourbon. agh i actually like this guy can u believe it

NOV 16- saw ~that guy~ again. went over to his place and met his dog

MORE STUDYING

Nov 23- saw ~ that guy~ again// study date

MORE STUDYIN BCOS FINALS IS NEAR IM DED

Nov 29- adventures with dean and mia at 3am. smoked a lot this month brOo i was ded more studying

Dec 2- mom visited me huhu lord tnx

Dec 3- Agape

Dec 8 onwards- FINALS WEEK a lot of smoking//very very very ded at this point

Dec 13- SURVIVED FINALS AND WENT OUT WITH 1POL3

Dec 15- i was high with kuya and claud

Dec 17- drank with kuya and claud

Dec 19- i was high

Dec 20- mom and micha and pau arrived

Dec 21- PASKUHAN with micha <3 ~the guy~ i was talking to ditched me lol. the dating thing was “paused” looooooool things started going downhill again but paskuhan was so fun!!!!! huhhuhuh definitely made me feel things. saaw ransom collective and spongecola <3 mia and chad r now together. micha slept in my dorm

Dec 23 and 24 and 25- christmas shenanigans in ateneo.

Dec 24- cinco ako sa nstp. i died seeing this

Dec 28- BANDERSNATCH!!!!!!!

Dec 29- went to bulacan for Kuya Oyo’s wedding cute couple

Dec 30-31- STAYCATION with the fam

DEC 31- went home and welcomed the new year. smy prof hasnt still replied for the cinco he gave me.

yaaaaalllllll 2018 was rough. a lot has happend. and im difinitely not the same person anymore. whats worse is that im kinda disappointed of what i turned out to be. :/ things are just sad. i havent been able to pick myself up until now. idk if im just in the right place or in the right time or with the right people but all u i know is that things could be in a much better place. i just hope that 2019 would put things in a better place. i cried a ton shit of tears this year. cut a few scars.left a lot of people. so much new things. it was my wildest year so far. Living independently alone, surviving college and the city life--- it was very different from what Im used to. but hey i survived and im proud of myself for that.2018 u were painful---so painful. U made me try so hard and fail so hard at every aspect. I tried to maintain ties with friends even though it wasnt rly my thing. It was so hard for me to maintain connection agh but at least i still tried. Acads wise, I tried so hard to study for that one major prelim exam and i failed--- for the very first time, i failed a major exam. I tried to love--- yup--- thats totally not me--- i tried to date people. but lol things rly just dont work out sometimes. it be lyk that sometimes. ako pa yung dinitch HAHAHAHAH lol

the first half of the year was so fulfilling a lot of fun times. Never have i ever felt lyk i knew myself so much. everything i did was everything i wanted to do. For the first time i felt lyk i was turning out to be who i wanted to be but surprise everything turned around at the second half of the year.

it made me feel lost it made me feel alone. its 2019 and that feeling hasnt changed. still a ton shit of anxiety. god Every holiday season i try my best to get in the holiday spirit but hah this year no matter how hard i try i wasnt just feeling it. everything feels so static i dont wanna be like this anymore. The second half of 2018 made me feel like im the wrong place am i in the wrong place i dont know.

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modamaniatr-blog · 6 years

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harianpublik-blog · 7 years

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Solusi kocak Sekda DKI buat Habiburokhman yang nyasar di Semanggi

Harianpublik.com ~ Politisi Partai Gerindra, Habiburokhman mengumpat di akun Twitternya karena nyasar saat melintasi Simpang Susun Semanggi.

“Gara-gara naik jembatan semanggi malah salah arah, mau ke Menteng jadi ke arah Senayan, ini siapa sich penggagasnya?” isi twit Habiburokhman pada tanggal 2 Agustus 2017 lalu.

Sekretaris Daerah (Sekda) DKI Jakarta Saefullah yang mengetahui Habiburokhman nyasar saat melintasi Simpang Susun Semanggi punya solusi kocak. Saefullah menyarankan Habiburokhman untuk menghubungi dirinya terlebih dahulu, agar tidak nyasar.

“Saya mohon maaf sama Pak Habiburokhman ya. Mungkin kalau dari rumah mau ke DKI lewat situ ya telepon saya dulu nanti saya kasih tahu ya mana (jalurnya),” kata Saefullah di Balai Kota DKI Jakarta, Jumat (4/8).

Menurut Saefullah sosialisasi tentang rute Simpang Susun Semanggi sudah sangat gencar dilakukan Pemprov DKI Jakarta. Terutama di media massa.

“Ya saya minta kepada Habiburohman hati-hati, jangan kesasar, harusnya sih kalau dia sudah lama di Jakarta nggak kesasar. Kan Simpang Susun Semanggi di media-media itu semua jadi headline. Dilihat saja gitu nih dari mana kemana. Kan sudah jelas,” jelas dia.

Sementara itu, Direktur Lalu Lintas Polda Metro Jaya, Kombes Pol Halim Pagarra menanggapi santai umpatan Habiburokhman.

“Saya kemarin bilang sebelum rambu-rambu lengkap, belum bisa digunakan. Ini makanya dibuka untuk uji coba sampai tanggal 10 Agustus sebelum ditutup kembali untuk diresmikan oleh pada 17 Agustus,” ujarnya di Polda Metro Jaya, Jumat (4/8).

Menurut Halim, setiap pembangunan dan kebijakan yang dibuat memang selalu ada sisi positif dan negatifnya. Untuk itu, dalam masa uji coba pengoperasian simpang susun ini masih sebatas sosialisasi.

“Bagi saya setiap yang diatur ada positif dan negatifnya. Makanya dilaksanakan dulu untuk melihat,” kata Halim.

Lebih lanjut, menurutnya, dalam beberapa hari ini pihak kepolisian masih dalam tahap sosialisasi.

“Kan sekarang lagi tahap sosialisasi. Dan harus banyak sosialisasi harus mengajak yang lain mensosialisasikan termasuk rekan media. Atas sosialisasi itu, alhamdulillah saya lihat kemacetan terurai. Saya belum bisa katakan berapa persen (mengurangi kepadatan). Itu bicara data,” jelasnya.

Seperti diketahui, Habiburokhman mengaku nyasar ketika melintas di Simpang Susun Semanggi. Habiburokhman mengatakan di akun Twitter nya saat itu dirinya akan ke daerah Menteng namun malah nyasar ke daerah Senayan.

Kicauan Kepala Bidang Advokat DPP Partai Gerindra Habiburokhman soal nyasar saat melintas di Simpang Susun Semanggi ramai dibahas netizen. [ded]

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johnisthewarlus · 4 years

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sh!tting on a cornflake part 12

ringo: yay we finally have a new manager. i look at everyone’s faces and everyone’s cheering... except john. he looks very focused. his nose twitches. “jon wats wrong” i ask. “i sense something...” he says “are there supposed to be men with guns here?” “yes dumbass those are the military men here to protect us” pal scoffs. “why aren’t they in military clothes then” joan asks. i look around but at that moment, a million deafening gunshots go off into the roof of the building. the bullet holes form a new constellation on the ceiling. everyone in the building shrieks and runs. the men with the guns close in and cock their guns. “we were sent by Mark” they say “he said he was in love with fake cynth and now he wants us to kill you.” george martin curses under his breath. we’re all shaky and sweaty. i puff my chest out. “you guys can cock your guns but i can cock my cock” i say. they all say wtf and turn their heads. then i grab my little richard (that’s wat i call it) and pull back. “get back” i tell me freinds. then i spin in a circle with me cock rapid firing and i shoot all the bad guys in 2 seconds. there are like 30 of them. they’re all either slowly dying or already ded. i spot one of them and reckognize him. it’s Mark, the janitor from before. we run over and i stare at him. “you’re the worst human being ever to exist” i tell him in my deepest voice. “wat about hitler and like 100 other horrible rulers” he asks weakly as he dies. “ok them and then you” i say “never kill a beatle.” i spit in his eye and step on his face like Trevor in GTA till his brains squeeze out. jonh, pul, garge, and george martin get out of their shock trances and run over. “don’t you think that was a bit gruesome” pool says. “never kill a bloody beatle” i tell him. he nods and we all spit on Mark David Chapman some more. then we leave Grand Central. “well we’re in NYC” joon points out “we should do some stuff”.

george: we all nod in agreement. “won’t everyone recognize you tho” george martin says “as your manager it’s my job to protect you.” he takes us to a barber shop nearby and we bleach our hair. blonde beatles :) then we start the fun. first we go to the top of the empire state building, which used to be the tallest building in the world or IS the tallest building in the world, depending on when we’re pretending this takes place. sometimes this takes place in the 2000s, but we should be good for now since the twin towers weren’t built till 1970. #historylesson. anyway we go to the top and george martin is like “hey jawn isn’t the top supposed to be that observation deck down there?” and jon is like “that’s nonsense, the tip of the pointy thing is the top of course”. “i mean... he’s technically right y’know” pauuul says. joen smiles at pol and they kiss (there’s your mclennon fan fic of the day) sorry i keep breaking the fourth wall. anyway it gets kind of cold so high up and we start losing oxygen so we all put on our jet packs and fly away. we fly up the nose of the statue of liberty. “haha i’m a booger” i say as i fly up. we land and throw our jet packs out the nose. “ahh a jet pack landed on my baby” i hear a shriek from outside. we all make faces like 👀 and continue walking up the statue. we reach the top of her crown. do you know who’s sitting on a chair across the crown? oh my hare krishna!

john: “albert einstein?!” i say. the man in the chair turns around and his hair is like woah. he says some stuff but it sounds like gibberish. “why’s he saying fake words” i ask. “that’s german you dingus” gorge says, slapping the back of my head. then he walks up to Albert and starts speaking fluent german. we all walk closer too. “oh lol i can speak american” albert says. “we don’t speak american; we speak British” paal says. “oh ok” says Albert “‘Ello gov’na pip pip cheerio”. Pul punches him in the face and he blacks out. george martin gives us a bunch of balloons and we head out like the old guy in Up. we’re on our way to my future apartment building, the Dakota, when a bunch of our balloons pop. we start falling and we’re only at 65th street. i look down as we fal and see a bunch of people in hoods shooting little pointy things at us from slingshots. we land on our butts and the hooded people surround us. “not again” i sigh. “no we’re not Mark’s men” one of them says in a very high voice. her robe is a different colour so i assume she’s the leader. she slowly pulls her hood down, revealing my wife, yolk! “hi jonny i was just wondering if you five wood like to join my cult” she says. “george martin should we” i ask. george martin asks her wat the cult is. “oh we just go back in time and kill the ancestors of bad guys” she says “and there’s taco tuesday of course.” “wat bad guy would we need to kill the ancestors of?” i ask.

george martin: at that moment, a bullet shoots thru jahn. we all look up and see Mark from before, but his face is flat and has Ringo’s shoe prints on it. the cult shoots a bunch of the pointy things at him and he officially dies. but jon is ded! “wat do we do” i ask, panicking. i’ve already screwed up and i’ve only been manager for a few hours. “i think you know wat we have to do” yok says. she hands us all robes and we all yodel until we reach the year 1278 bc (or bce if you’re one of those people who uses the new acronyms). “we’re far back enough that we only have to kill one person so that mark never exists.” “why can’t we just go back in time and kill him before he does any bad y’know?” pal asks. “because there’s a special gene that passes down the bloodline and it makes people evil so even if marks not alive, he could have a sibling or cousin or something” yoko says “this guy was born with the evil gene in him.” we all nod like it’s normal to know that and pull a bunch of rifles out our buttholes. the guy is eating dinner with a friend. he looks at us. “wtf are those” he says. “guns stoopid” i say. we all shoot him. “i kinda feel guilty” rinchy says. “don’t feel guilty, he was a horrible boyfriend” the guy eating dinner with him says. we all jump and spin like sims changing clothes and we’re back in the 60s... but it doesn’t look like liverpool or new york or australia or mars. “where are we” pall asks. yoko tells us “we’re back in the USSR.”

ringo: hi reader stick around for. Our wacky adventure in the USSR in the next part peace and love ✌️☮️🥦😎🌟🌺🌷🍁🐻

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johnisthewarlus · 4 years

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busting down on a cornflake part 9

john: “dang looks like we’re back to square one” i say. goj shaeks his head with a big smile on his face, like that cat from alice in wonderland. “i know were he is!” he squeals “but theri’s only one way to get theri.” all our faces turn to him very confused. he tells us “i sniffed rinchy’s chip because that’s my kink but then i noticed something, it didn’t smeel like ring but it did smel very familiar... it’s LSD!” my mouth watered at the thot of delicious LSD. “but wat does that have to do with whire he is” pol asks “ther’s LSD everywhere.” so joj explains “it’s not about were LSD is, it’s about wheri is takes you.” he looks real cheeky. it takes us a moment to figure it out. but then i knew exactly wat jeorge ment and exactly weere LSD takes you. “STRAWBERRY FIELDS!” I scream, excited that i’m so smort. we look around at each other, reminiscing about that beautiful field of strawberries. “but whare do we get LSD” bri asks. bernie sanders stands up and takes something out from the inside of his jacket. “i can hook you up” he says “but first i’ve got a small favor to ask of u.” he holds up a paper. “plz vote for me in the upcoming election.” we all shrug and sign the paper, promising our votes. then he hands us the sweet, sweet LSD. we each get a tab with LSD on it. we count 3 2 1 and lick it. first the world warps around us. then all of the guys look like furries. then a magical tour bus lands on the great wall of china. it’s so cool. “guys we need to write a song abt this” i say before we step on. as soon as we take our seats, the bus zooms off at the speed of light. paul’s mouth accidentally falls on my d*ck. it’s only because he’s not strapped in.

bri: we start slowing down and everything around me looks more and more familiar. we pile out of the bus’s butt which i didn’t know buses have, and we’re greeted by 3 strawberries. one of them is the strawberry i lost my virginity too. “oh hey bri” he says angrily. i didn’t break things off very well last time i was here. the other two strawberries ask us were we want to go and lead us to rinch. when he get to him, his on the ground of strawberry shortcake, crying and eating strawberry jam with his hand like a bear eating honey. theri are so many tears on his face and snot on his nose. “rig, you have to come back to earth” i say. he pouts and doesn’t look at any of us. “no” he says “i’m staying here forever”. “but gorge misses you” i say. joj is shyly hiding behind us with a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates. his eyes are shut tight from nervousness. “joj? i bet he just wants to kill me again” rigno says angrily, like the strawberry before. “that was an accident, rigny” jon says “joj loves you.” rinchy sits up and looks at jahn with his face scrunched up. “how do you know that” he asks, not believing joan. “because” jo explains “when you were dead and we were bringing you to my sorcerer wife, pol almost died and geo didn’t even care about that. he stood up and screamed ‘ring’s ded and i love him!’” rich’s face is still scrunched and pouty. then pol steps forward “and when we got to yolk’s hut she sed that we needed your tru luv so geo sat next you and we were able to bring you back to life.” ring sniffles and his face softens. “rlly?” he asks with his big puppy dog eyes. “ya” i say. “then why isn’t he heri” rig says. at that moment, joj steps out from behind the three of us and holds out the flowers and chocolates. ringy jumps up. “geo...” he says like a dramatic movie. “ringo, i love you” he says, and you know he ment it because it’s spelt right. rich runs into joj’s arms and they romantically embrace for 10 minutes. when i look to my right side, pau and jon are maeking out. that’s when i realize that i’m all alone in real life.

paul: we all share the chocolates and have fun in the strawberry fields. after a few hours we decide it’s time to go home so we hed back to the bus. joh and geo and rings get in and sit in theri seats. i’m on the steps waiting for bri, who’s talking to one of the strawberries. “come one bri we have to go” i say. he looks at me with a soft smile. “i’m staying heri” he says. “wat?! why?!” i ask. “there’s no luv for me in the real world. i’m staying heri with Jeremy” he says, hugging one of the strawberries. “who tf is jeremy” i ask. “he’s me ex. we’re getting back together” he says, and kisses the strawberry. “wat should we tell the press” i ask. “tell them i died” he tells me. i shrug and hug bri for one last time. “see you on my next trip,” i say. he waves and the bus takes off.

bernie: jon, pal, and joj regain consciousness. but bri stays asleep and starts fading away. at the same time, ring fades into reality. i hand them each some tea that my wife made. “hey guys welcome back to the real world. wheir is bri?” i ask. “he decided to stay” pau says “he’s gonna live thare forever with his boyfriend Jeremy.” i grimace, wondering how dating a strawberry works. they all sip their tea and we talk about wat the trip was like. “this is amazing tea” joj says. “thanks, my wife made it. we just got married and hour ago” i say, smiling. “who’s your wife? i’d like to thank her” jahn says. i call down to my secret shack under the great wall to get my wife’s attention. “cynthia!” i call “come here!” cynthia quickly comes to us. “hi jon” she says. wtf they already know each other? but right then, the four of them all fall asleep.

ringo: i wake up in a dungeon with geo and the other two. it’s dark. the last thing i remember is having a cup of tea with bernie and the boys. some footsteps echo from the staircase.

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