#point and laugh at my beloved

[chanrizard]

he's 2 sauces tall 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻

#thanks to my beloved marti for pointing this out i havent stopped laughing since i saw this 😭 #bystay #staysource #createskz #stray kids #skz #changbin #usersun #userlau #usertsu #melontrack #meltracks #usersemily #dreamytag #userbeepls #le mie creature #q

[p4nishers]

no no this is ACTUALLY so fucking embarrassing for him no wonder he was an absolute bitch in rome

#i was upset first but its actually fucking hilarious i am having so much fun #i dont blame azi for rejecting him so much he probably needed to erase this first from his memory #it looks like something died on his face i CAN'T #aziraphale goes to meet crowley like 'i cant wait to see my beloved crowley ☺️☺️' then goes home and vomits #okay its not THAT bad...is what i would say if i wasn't a total bitch but since it is im gonna keep pointing and laughing #good omens #crowley #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #ineffable husbands #azicrow #inefabble husbands

[the-kipsabian]

#today on stream kip genuinely absolutely completely loses it. because flynn doesnt know what dnd is #if you look close enough at the first gif you can pin point the moment he actually lost it. his face crunches up before he covers his eyes #its very stupid but its so cute his laugh brings me the joy i really needed tonight ;; 💜💜 #look at my cringe idiot man please hes so fucking precious #kip sabian #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #my beloved #kip in a box #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[30-3am]

you have made me a convert to ‘99 jamesianity. i consider it a religion of which i am an evangelical

this all stems from gee (@superi0rityc0mplex) she is the leader of the 99' james cult. i have merely converted after reading the stuff she puts out about him.

idk what it is

idk what about him elicits such a visceral reaction

but whatever it is, i can't get rid of it.

#alana's thoughts #metallica #james hetfield #james my beloved #metal #80s metal #gigglemeister #this ask made me laugh out loud icl #cause i agree #it is a religion at this point #just james with this kinda vibe in general #like 2004 james has the same typa hair #and beefiness to him #maybe it's how big he is #maybe thats it #idk ask gee #she's the 99' james expert

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Pick a blorbo vibe!

In the Forsaken AU, Zelda and Gerudo Link are conspiring how to get Mystery Link to reappear after vanishing in the Lost Woods (Zel: Ok, so what we need is a damsel in distress--you'll do just nicely // Gan: I AM NOT PRETENDING TO BE A DAMSEL). They're whispering heatedly in Zelda's fancy royal tent (that Gerudo Link has to assemble for her) just outside the Lost Woods.

In Breath of the Sky, Cloud and Zel are slowly making their way over to the picnic that Princess and Champion set up for everyone. Champ is nervously eating all the food. Mipha is hovering in the distance hoping everything is ok. It's sunny and warm and pleasant outside, at least, despite all the drama.

In the Imprisoning War Era, Hemisi and Link snuck out of the castle while he's still sick because Link wants to spend time with Hemisi and she 100% plans to kidnap him to the desert (or at least to the Gerudo designated quarters so he can be taken care of until he gets better). Ganondorf is exasperated. Impa is too. Hemisi and Link look like drowned cats because it's pouring outside and they definitely were not crawling across the walls and roof of the castle haha nope!

In the Wild Spirit AU, Abel, Link, and Lyra are getting ready to fight Calamity Ganon. Abel hears his boy's voice again for hte first time, but there's a giant malice monster to deal with, worry about that later, Abel! The castle is dark and ominous and cold, it's starting to storm outside, it's time to get to business!

In a Hyrule fresh from the Calamity, Abel and Tilieth are starting to make plans for the next part of their journey. Abel definitely keeps waking Link up simply because he can, because he needs to after going to Blatchery Plain, and Til has to eventually get on his case about letting their poor son sleep. It's daybreak in Kakariko, it's time to hit the road again.

In Zora's Domain, a little four-year-old is about to explore the great world around him and his father will absolutely have a heart attack over it. But Link's ready to have an adventure!

In the Dad Squad, the dads are having an intense game of rummy and literally nobody can get the rules right. Abel's pretty sure Rusl's cheating, Rusl can't be cheating because Abel's playing it wrong, and Fierce just wings it while also wondering what the purpose of this entire ordeal is (this doesn't seem very conducive to strategy building, but perhaps it's for little immature mortal minds and the adults just do it to keep up the skills they learned as boys).

In LU in Healthcare, Sky's napping and therefore misses Wind frantically texting him about Warriors, but the rain is so gentle on the roof, the forest is quiet, and he's exhausted. Time, however, gets the messages before going into surgery, and soon it'll be time to pick up the pieces.

#random rambles #y'all I tried to play rummy with coworkers recently #and I could not remember how to play #it was tragic #anyway the forsaken au is once again making me laugh #HOW MANY AUS DO I HAVE AT THIS POINT THIS IS RIDICULOUS #anyway where would y'all want to chill/have an adventure? #I can't decide #but Zelda dragging Gerudo Link into chaos is making me laugh a lot #and Hemisi being an agent of chaos and Link 100% going along with it is also cracking me up #Ganondorf's gonna get an aneurysm #Fierce will never figure out how rummy works because Rusl and Abel keep teaching him different rules #breath of the sky my poor neglected beloved #I have no motivation for that story at the moment sigh #I have too many ideas my brain is scrambled #gonna probably play totk and see if ambience puts me in a better mood sigh

[sailor-aviator]

Take the advice you give all of us and be kind to yourself, remember you are only one person and that you started this journey to have fun! Don’t stress, those of us who see how amazing you are will be here when you’re ready to post whatever fantastic tale you’ve conjured up. In your own time my love!

I'll be kind to myself when I'm dead

#answered #beloved mutuals #probably not even then tbh #i'm a double virgo #i've never had a kind thought for myself in my whole life #that's why hate anons make me laugh #you think you can hurt me? #I said five mean things to myself within thirty seconds of waking up this morning #you can't hurt me #also I worked with teen boys for two years #there's nothing you can say to me that will faze me at this point

[maiteo]

#now you see….if I was anything like the inhabitants of the sad circle that is s******r….then I’d make this my entire personality #and spend every second posting n giving attention to a rival I supposedly hate BUT!! #we don’t do that here….point laugh and move on❤️ it’s the history of the tootenham - king chiello😌 #more importantly hope the beloved reading this is enjoying their day so far🫶🏽🫂😚🌻🧸

[give-soup-please]

it never fails to crack me up that i'm an english major who's head over heels for a literary device.

#personal #tsp #narrator #narrator my beloved #self ship #like... the first time someone pointed it out- i died laughing #and then i was like- oh shit #it feels very on brand somehow #of course the english major falls in love with a narrative/literary device/story teller #who else would have a decent shot at winning my heart #who else could make me hyperfixate this much except for someone who understands the creative process so well? #i see a freak with a steady baritone and decent performing skills telling a story and go AWOOGAH #yeah no i've had a fixation on stories and literature and storytelling since i was a kid #and now i'm making goo goo eyes at someone who represents these things #LMAO

[kimjiwoong]

turns out alexis mixed up the date of his trip so it's not this weekend it's next weekend lmao so we're seeing one of our fave bands on saturday

#sddkddk #he found out today they were playing in our city #I'd known for a few days but I couldn't invite him because i knew he was busy #turns out he's not soooo 💓💓💓💓💖 #and it's bandalos chinos too so like top beloveds #im soooo excited #i was like nooo what if i cry to demasiado in front of u and he was like oh it's fine I'll just laugh at u forever #i'm rly looking forward to it #also i may or may not have expected a good night kiss today but that's on me fkdkd like we dropped me off and i sort of... #didn't leave the car? lmao #and he gave me a look and i just nervously laughed and got off nssksksk #and said bye #rose.txt #oh and by the way a few days ago he gave me a sticker that fell of his sticker thing that said good job #and now he saw i put it on my phone case and he just pointed at it and said 'oh' #i do not know what that oh meant but i did grab my phone and pretended to use it for a second so he'd stop looking at it djdjdjfjd

[fluffyposting]

Modern AU where the gang all hangout in a discord vc but Mike & Will send each other memes through their dms and laugh like idiots together while the others are like "????"

#byler #purely because this is based off of what my beloved and i do in our discord vc while everyone else listens to us laugh over our stupid #silly little memes we share with eachother #i sent her a goofy picture of will and it is now her profile picture #everybody just ignores us at this point

[loverofallthingssmart]

exactly t minus 12 hours till barbie and i JUST finished my outfit

#one thing abt is i love turning things into skirts. #shirts i feel frumpy in?? immediately sewing those sleeves into pockets or cutting them entirely and sewing into a skirt #and that’s what i’ve done three times! including like the last hour! #anyway the inspiration for the outfit is an actual barbie doll and i love how ir turned out im SOOOOO EXTRA that i baded my outfit on an #actual barbie doll instead of just wearing pink. but like what’s the point even then. #one thing i forgot to turn the skirt inside out when hand sewing it so the stitches r visible which is like . mildly embarrassing but it’s #not like wtf point and laugh kind of noticeable it’ll be a TEENSY bit awkward for pics but that’s it. #also ink beloved will answer ur asks in the morning when i am not in the mindset i am rn love u lots 🫶🏽 #going to finish a book and also. my final 🫣 and then go to bed <3

[ghostboyjules]

Post 7 Comfort Movies and tag 7 People

tagged by the beautiful @moorishflower (captain, it's an honor 🫡)

1. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

2. Mulan

3. The Lion King

4. The Princess Bride

5. Spirited Away

6. The Conjuring

7. The Labyrinth

what an assortment.. anywhooo, I'm gonna tag @watermelon-mafia @just-j-really @sakanauosakana @softest-punk @honeyteacakes @rooftopwreck aaand @pacospandora 💕💕✨

#jules.taggame✨ #my beloved mutuals ✨ #hiiii besties illyyy 💕💕💕 #don't point and laugh abt movie choices pls 💀

[quietwingsinthesky]

zachariah is the best character on this show actually

#he's so funny!!!! #also supernatural always coming in with the 'character suddenly says something quiet and devastating and then moves on' #even for him #'Everybody's laughing at me!' (pause and then quieter) 'and they're right to do it.' #zach my man i will dig into your silly little psyche #i mean okay you don't really have to dig he lays it out right there #he was top dog and then failing to grab the winchesters knocked him down. #and like. we know what getting knocked down in heaven means. he knows what it means. #how much can he fail before they toss him right in the chair where he sent castiel once. #no. look. listen to me. i'm not crazy. he's fascinating to me okay. #naomi is fascinating in the later seasons for similar reasons but she has different-ish motives. on the whole she's here for the collective #and zach is certainly serving heaven's interests. zero doubt in that. but like. he is also definitely serving his own. #he wants to be top of the food chain. useful to michael. because that's one of the few positions in heaven that means you get power. #and he takes it out on the people under him! he says it himself! he's petty! #resorts to physical violence to get sam & dean to do what he wants like they are stress balls. #(stands in front of them and goes >:) im gonna fuck ur mom. who else is doing it like him.) #im getting distracted my point is like. zachariah is probably the angel the most aware of the position he's in. #different than his awareness of like. his role in the story like raphael or lucifer or michael. but his role in the system? #he understands that. he knows how to play that game very well to make himself the most powerful respected angel in the room. #heaven cult my beloved. zachariah would sell anyone out for a corn chip and a promotion. #because of course he would. why wouldn't he. him looking around at other angels thinking: well why wouldn't you. i have to get there first. #tl;dr he's so funny. literally smiling every time he's on screen im gonna miss him when he dies. #zachariah spn #spn #(no okay wait not done. all of that there. all his posturing and making sure he's in the top position. #and despite that. joshua walks on screen. says 'scram' and zach Knows he can't do shit about it and leaves. like!!!! #THAT'S IT! THESIS. DOESN'T MATTER HOW HIGH IN THE OFFICE HE IS. ONE SLAP FROM UP TOP AND HE HAS TO BACK OFF!!! #THERE IS NO WINNING THIS GAME! THERE IS ONLY PLAYING IT AS BEST YOU CAN UNTIL SOMEONE FLIPS THE FUCKING BOARD!!!) #now im done <3

[permanentreverie]

we got 4 episodes left for mahito to eat shit

#i mean yeah he’s one of the most powerful sorcerers but cmon. he can’t be THAT hard to kill #i say. as i see fight scenes (that do admittedly go hard) with him each episode #BUT HEY WE MAY GET NOBARA BACK. MY BELOVED. #but he killed nanami he (kinda) killed nobara. i don’t even care about his cool character design or his snark at this point. #i want him and his laughing ass GONE. #lindsay posts

[bells-of-black-sunday]

@witchcraftandburialdirt Asked

The black abyss above them should have shielded them from watchful eyes, the dead of night threatened all those who dared to cross into the forest - and deep within it they lied. But that shroud was peeled back when ribbons of silver moonlight stretched across the couple's form, Tarhos' large form comfortably laid on the wooden frame of the lake and atop him, his belloved spouse; Haruko. The kitsune rolled his hips feverishly across his lover's body, claws grasping at Tarhos' strong forearms in a desperate attempt to balance himself against his own pleasure. Haruko's tails thrashed about and lifted his curls like a web before they bounced down to blanket the wolf's legs. His full lips, bruised and puffed from countless kisses, curled upwards to reveal tiers of ivory, their parting calling forth a sloppy moan from the kitsune.

A particular tilt of his hips brought Haruko to a halt, the bolt of pleasure so wild within him that it sparked every nerve to life as he sank lower and lower. The fox felt as though his lover was going to rip him in two with how deep he was, and his hands fluttered low, fingers dancing upon Tarhos. Haruko breathed out a moan as he lifted his lover's hands up to hold his lithe waist, as if encouraging him to try and feel how deep he was. A few more harsh thrusts of his hips and he pushed down, only to gasp when he felt Tarhos bottom out inside of him; the slick slap causing his ears to perk fully before folding in embarrassment, and his eyes to roll back into his skull. His tongue wet over his bottom lip, jaw dropping to cry whinily into the night - the moon a perfect halo for his lustful prayer.

He swirled his hips once more, the motion speckling his vision with stars and dots of pleasure - quickly replaced with a shameful blush at how slicked the space between them was. Once again he had gotten far too excited far too quickly and spent himself out … it did seem to be a common occurrence, although with how greedy the fox was it wasn't unexpected. The clouds shadowed the moon once more, the shift of pitch black eyes to a sapphire's glow with regarded Tarhos with need and arousal. "P-please love … t-take me?" - monster verse

The forest was always it's quietest when night had fallen and Hypnos kissed the land with dreams, but... Tarhos was nocturnal by nature. He lived by the light of the moon and grew to love her soft embrace, but this image before him was far better than anything to be seen in the daylight. How the fox's tails curled so hypnotically and his soft cries that made his ears stand at attention. He could drown in this image forever. The wolf's large hands trailed up to rest on his thighs never pushing him further than he wanted only admiring how small he looked in his grip and then to the wet fur between them.

"Does it feel that good love?" His voice came out like a rumbling gruff, something as ancient as the wilds themselves unable to help the way his jaws hung open as he panted. That maw full of teeth and yet he seemed so patient letting his hands be guided to his husband's waist pressing against his abdomen as if he were really trying to feel himself through his skin. Truthfully there was some primal part of his mind that wanted to only spurred on by the fox's needy words. He started to guide him, letting his head roll back against the reeds as his body shuddered. He felt so fucking good...

Haruko always did. The only person in the world he ever wanted to hold like this, to feel like this. His hips rolled up into him pressing as far as he could go before he risked knotting him too early. He wanted to drink in every little noise he could pull from him and feel his claws dig into his skin for support. The wolf pulled him against his knot again watching the way his husband trembled in his grasp and his needy whine that practically begged him to stop teasing him.

Tarhos adjusted himself pulling the fox down against his chest as he rolled his hips into him, holding him close and doing his damndest to make Haru scream for him. He could feel his claws dig into his arms and the way his body squirmed against his still he guided the fox to turn his head so he could kiss him purring soft words of praise chasing his release like his life depended on it until the final wet slap of their hips locked them together and all he could do was pant.

"Mmm... You okay..? I can carry you home if you don't want to rest here."

#ic #𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 - [ 𝘛𝘢𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘴 ] #verse; monster #lemon #Haru my beloved- #wait i gotta bully him um ah um- point and laugh haru has a breeding kink

[dbphantom]

Starting ffxv, watching the intro sequence: this is gonna be so fun, I can't wait to go on a fun road trip with my new friends! I love this song cover and it's really funny with it playing over them bitching and pushing the car. I've never played a final fantasy game before, so I don't know what to expect, but everything looks so cool and fun!

60 hours later, watching the end credits:

#Cruddy rambles #ffxv #sorry for the ffxv tag but I wanna be able to find this post again it's making me laugh really hard lmao #I made a playlist full of songs that make me feel empty in my chest so I can cry and... the Pain. #As someone who refused to leave for Altissia until I was ready to beat the rest of the game and then did so in one night... #I just crawled into bed and ugly cried #That was 4 years ago and I will genuinely never forget that 'day' #It *broke* me #I also have some Transistor songs on here too. Idk her voice just breaks my heart... Paper Boats my beloved... Still salty Hades is what #Got popular when Transistor is RIGHT THERE #Fuck you guys Red deserved better 😤 #Also going back to ffxv. I still tear up when somnus plays. I'm such a baby bc i have a mod to change the title screen back to somnus. So #You can imagine how it goes. every time I boot the game frantically clicking thru the menus while I tear up at the first few piano notes #Songs that make me feel empty in my chest indeed... #I am listening to it rn. I'm not okay lol #I've always wanted to learn Latin but especially bc of this games music. Yoko Shimomira went OFF #I want to know... But at the same time... I'm a little bitch. I can guess what it's saying and I'll cry just over that #Also I have a skyrim song on here. Just to point out how easily I cry #Because I played this game on ps3 in 2011 in middle school and I get nostalgic over it #And it makes me want to cry because I miss it #Same with Never More from P4. Is it inherently a sad song? Not... Really. But the memories... Knowing you'll never get to go back... #Waaaaaah-