#pls tell me if you like thiss

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" Like a cinnamon roll " - Batfam x Little Sister!Reader

Request: Can I request a batfamily hc with an adopted little batsis who is younger than Damian pls? She's a cute little cinnamon roll and gets spoiled by her rich ansd supportive family.

A/N: (Ignore the tittle and image, I have no ideas) Thank you for the request!! And... I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO UPLOAD THIS 😓😭😓💔💔💔 I'M SO SORRY

It's short, yes ok, I admit it. But at least I uploaded thiss! And I'm also sorry if this isn't written the way you want, I'm sorry.

As usual. This Au is a combination of headcanons, comics, video games, series and wattpad, so not everything will be canon.

TW: nothing? no canon

Dick Grayson / Nightwing

he loves you.

but he hardly has time to spend.

I think he is one of those brothers who lift you up in their arms as a tender greeting. (💗)

"What? I thought kids liked cereal for dinner…"

Don't take this the wrong way, he would like to have time to spend with you, but he has a VERY tight schedule…

Dick would be very protective and he would do everything possible so that you don't have any trauma (or something like that).

He is one of the charismatic brothers, always making you smile with his bad jokes.

And obviously always being by your side as a brother.

If you ever have a bad relationship with Bruce, Dick would cure those daddy issues for you. 🫶

Always giving you life lessons...

Dick would take you out for a walk in the afternoons (if he had time) to have a shake or ice cream.

Jason Todd / Red hood

okey, just let me.

"You want a beer, kid?"

I guess you hardly ever have interaction with each other.

yk, he has daddy issues x100

Jason is one of the brothers who sits you in front of the TV, puts on some cartoon and leaves you there while he does something.

He simply found out about your existence from the news that Bruce Wayne adopted another little girl or Dick told him.

Once he met you and saw how sweet, kind and innocent, he said to himself: "Time to be a good big brother."

Jason would be very overprotective of you, he wouldn't want anything to happen to you.

Sometimes he starts to think and goes blank when he thinks that you are going to be a teenager and have a partner who will hurt you.

He already planned different ways to kill them. Even if they are aliens.

Despite his tough and stern attitude, he also shows his emotional and tender side with you.

Tim Drake / Red Robin

It's a good brotherly relationship between you, honestly.

Tim, seeing you, so innocent and sweet, decided to be your biggest guardian. (Although there is Alfred as your "protector", but he wants to do it anyway)

Tim would help you with science, geography, math and whatever homework you need.

He may be a coffee addict, but he wouldn't give you coffee even if he was threatened with death. You are very small.

"ALFRED! Y/N ACCIDENTALLY DRINK FROM MY COFFEE MUG AND NOW LOOKS LIKE A DAMN ZOMBIE!!" (like you, fucking brum brum)

Forget what I say...

Support for you... whenever he feels like it.

Nah just kidding, he's very good to you, he loves you.

He would scold you, yes, but then he sees that you are angry with him, he feels bad now.

Cassandra Cain / Orphan

Cass would just be so sweet to you 😭

#bestbigsisterinthefuckingworld

She always makes sure you get anywhere safely and eat all your meals.

I feel like it would be two kinds of big sisters every time you get angry with her because you scolded her… It depends on her mood.

Like like. You go to your room, yell at her and close the door forcefully, she would be sad for your scream and feel bad about herself. BUT, in another case she may simply not care and yell back at you. "FINE!"

But you always return to being the united sisters you always were.

Very sweet, she will always be your support and is always giving you love.

She's someone who takes everything seriously, because you know. So...

If they insult you, let me tell you, she will give any child a death glare. Oh, and she would accuse those children to their parents.

Damian Wayne / Robin

NO INSPO WITH HIM, SORRY DAMIAN FANS, I LOVE YOU

At first he would be like: "And who is this..."

First, you must spend a lot of time with him so that he can trust you and that you are not some spy. /jk

Dami is a very mature boy for his age, so I don't think they do the typical jokes between brothers.

Although, he likes to make you laugh with bad jokes that he copied from Dick.

Damian is not so good at "cohabit" with small children or those his age, but he would try with you.

He would also be a very protective brother, like a faithful guardian.

At first there would be a bit of misunderstanding between him and bruce, but it was later resolved once he liked you.

It would help you with nightmares (if you have them), allow you to go into his room and sleep with him.

A good brother once you know him well. He loves you.

Duke Thomas / The Signal

I think he would also be a very sweet and loving brother.

I think he's one of those older brothers who lifts your feet up to his and starts doing a silly, adorable little dance. Love him.

Sometimes he doesn't take you seriously because of how adorable you are.

I just imagined Duke having cuteness overload watching you try to help him in the kitchen or with his homework.

He would let you try your "makeups" on him, he doesn't care about the teasing, anything just to be your favorite big brother.

The tremendous scolding that kids who make fun of you get from Duke.

I feel like he would be very patient with you, always.

He finds it funny that anyone can bribe you with a simple chocolate or candy.

He would teach you how to play different games. Like football, he would celebrate every time you score a simple silly goal.

[If you like you can add more headcanons <3 || Divider not mine! You can find the user who did it in a reblog of my account!]

#🍓୧ ‧₊˚ Request answered! ⋅ ✮⋆˙ #batfam #batfamily #batsiblings #batsis #nightwing #dick grayson #richard grayson #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #timothy drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #hcs #dc #i love them #batkids

[jaiistg]

Draco malfoy with a Teruhashi like reader

"in the mist of the crowds and the shapes in the clouds,I don't see nobody but you."

•Okay so first of all when you were new to Hogwards DRACO LITERALLY DESPITED YOU.Not because you were a mudblood (okay maybe a little bit) but because YOU were in gryffindor.

•He hated your ego,and I mean it.He hates the way that you always have perfect grades, beautiful smile,a flawless face,that beautiful blue eyes,and god your skills...Wait what was he thinking?! He was supposed to hate you!

•it all changed when you fainted in his arms because you were so exhausted.Why? Because you didn't wanted to disappoint your fanboys.It made him feel bad for you and he carried you all the way to his room and told everyone to fuck off.

•He sometimes helps you with your studies without you asking.He knows that you stay up late at night just to have perfect grades.

•He always knew you were a people pleaser right when you were new.Even when he was mean to you or anyone was you would still forgive them or respond nicely.He would sometimes acknowledge you to not let them stomp right over you.But you,being the people pleaser you are didn't do it,you knew being mean to one person or atleast standing up for yourself would ruin your reputation.And he totally understanded that<33

•Whenever you feel insecure of yourself he wanna tell you so goddamn bad that he loves every.single.thing about you.

•Even When the world is against you he'll always stand right by your side and protect you no matter what (not like he's brave enough to say it tho😭grow some ego my boy)

•Honestly,he didn't know he had fallen for you,that was until he found himself looking for you,everytime you were in a crowd where there were lots of people,for some reason reason all he see is you and nobody else.

•And boy...when he found out that he liked you BRO WAS IN DENIAL.It took alot of convincing but he learned to accept it somehow

•tbh,he would get jealous whenever he finds out a guy likes you.which is not new because your a popular girl and its totally normal ! However,when he found out that he liked you, he LITERALLY death glared the guys that liked you.He knew that they didn't stand any chance against him but still !! It annoys him so damn much like go die bitch,go find another girl to like shes already taken by me (SOMEDAY)

•When he finally confessed to you,IT WAS HELLA AWKWARD I MEAN ITS THE FIRST TIME HE EVER CONFESSED HIS FEELINGS TO A GIRL 🤷‍♀️ You still found it cute tho and accepted his confession 🫂. (Poor draco was blushing and can't even look you in the eye)

•When you guys are FINALLY official,you would point at random cute shits and say "Look Draco its us!!" "Yes love"

•He would always put efforts in your relationship and a good listener.You guys were there for eachother no matter what.

•He is really glad that your able to show your true self to him and open up!<33

•HE LOVESS YOUR GOSSIPSS LIKE "Babe you know *****?" "Yeah what about them?" "WELL THEY-" He can't help but smile everytime he gets to hear you voice

•Your a lalalalalalala girl,he is an okokokokok boy.I can already imagining him being an lalalalalalala whenever he's with you tho !

•He felt like his life was finally completed after you became his.He wouldn't know what to do without you :(( his precious and sweet girlfriend ! (Pls never break up with him)

Author's note: PLS DON'T FLOP I PUTTED ALOT OF EFFORT INTO THISS☹️💔

#Spotify #harry james potter x reader #harry potter x reader #draco x reader #draco fluff #harry potter #x reader #headcannons

[rainbowgod666]

Sonic.exe: (drunk as shit) an' uh- you... y... uuuhhh... honestly? Your girl isss... rreeEALLYy cool actshtually... (demoman noises) aa- at leasth you donth av to let a one offf phrase thefine yu...

SCP-166 Epon: (showing off her eìre goddess side) y- yuyeaahhh... thscanks for teaching her about... th-uuuhh thE SECOND AMENDMENT (she- did she fucking down half a pint of hard liquor like th- IS THAT IN THE "APOCALYPSE KNIGHT" CODE?) WOOOOOOOOOO! thiss... thissum gus shite i tellyahwat...- anyway ye t- think its hardd? Boi lemme tell ye, im suppos' ta be the Foundation's WAIFU! And thossshshshsheee...ff... fUCKs go after... (sighs) the fuckin' furrybait shy girll

Sonic.exe: prEaCh girl, thats... thatsh whut ye learned from whenyou uh... l-lived in a c...hurch

Epon: y-yuh cause like... me father's alto cLef yknow??? He focken döömped me thaer! Me name meansh fucken MEESTÆK in HEBREw! Like???

Sonic.exe: at leASt yer creatorshnot a fuken EDGELORD! HAAAAA

(They both drown the cringe in alcohol)

Herobrine: the top sniper of the Creepypasta Unit and the Second Knight of the Apocalypse everyone. (Disappointment intensifies)

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Tumblr furry: hang on, i get to stay AWAKE and it still counts as anesthesia?

Aubergine Man: its some SCP shit but its actually harmless (turns on red lightsaber) anyway, you said you wanted to transition?

Tumblr furry: yes pls i need the gender euphoria

Aubergine Man: Based.

Aubergine Man: also you get a free blåhaj after gender-affirming surgery and you get three months of hormones free of charge, but then you need a renewal service and depending on the fandom the price can change-

Gaster (from the storage room): afton PLEASE dont advertise during sURGERY

Orochimaru, all the way from the office: yeah! Its annoying!

Aubergine Man William Afton: ah whatever, anyway time for some personalized genital moddding :D

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Eric: so... uuhhh

Kyle: no, i wont tell anybody WHAT you used as the generator for dickinbaus

Butters: you promise?

Kyle: considering that i just saw 30 SCPs taped toghether to generate infinite energy from a taco-bell induced diharrea attack from cartman, yeah

Eric: good.

Eric: so... (looms at butter) you wanna do a nuclear warcrime? I want to staple a nuclear reactor to the dickinbaus

Butters: yeah! Nuclear energy!!!

Kyle: what the fuck is wrong with you two

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Pomni: what is this... white space?

Ink: welcome to the anti-void

Uncle grandpa: its basically an infinite canvas at the bottom of the undertale multiverse.

Dr.bright: its also a physical version of the Noosphere

Pomni:... a- (spontaneous combustion)

I fucking told y'all

(All the charachters that ever canonically knew or had access to a "white space" like the undertale anti-void/uncle grandpa "intermission space" proceed to nod, agree, and talk about how such a simple concept is THIS complex apparently)

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MONIST-1 RA: when i discovered that "Deimos" is also the name of a Madcom Charahcter i... genuinely liked this rock even more

Metat Aun: some people compare me to a scene of an extremely ancient cradle film... "2001 space odissey"... whatever tf that means

P.O.L.L.V.X.: a pilot canonically "pacified" me by having yaoi seggs with me

(Everyone embarassed)

Lancer!Alex (callsign ALPHA): (face bursts from pavement like he got shot from a basement or shit) and i would do it agaaain~

(All NHPs are now currently screaming in abject fear at the UwU NHP-Fucker pilot)

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Collector: why are we in ukraine?

Sonic.exe: i wanna teach you how to use a sniper rifle by killing some REALLY bad russian generals

Collector:... considering my lore, i would like you to define "bad"

Sonic.exe: the one we're "hunting" rn? He kills 10% of his squad every time they lose. And they lose A LOT.

Collector:...

Sonic.exe: were using Alex's "special ammo". This one is .65 BMG, Telekill/Depleted Uranium anti-tank DARPA. And theyre encased in fucking NuclearCraft Extreme Alloy. Because the powder used is so reactive it makes caesium and water look like a fart in a kids cartoon.

Collector:... (realizes that theyre basically launching nukes out of a customized-af barrett) what the fuck is Alex ON when he does these things???

Sonic.exe: the autistic spectrum

Collector: oh yeah right

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(48??u or something idk)

Xian Xiaoli: i need a melee weapon but all i have is the pieces to make a shotgun the size of a Barbarossa!

RA, from a busted radio: then do it?

Xian: how???

RA: let me use my Funny OP-plz-nerf Paracasualty Powers

Xian Xiaoli: (MONIST-1 RA enlightened noises)

Xian Xiaoli: (shudders) whOOH! That actually felt kinda good... thanks!

RA: any day girl!

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Shinji: just so you know, i figured that you didnt wanna do this to "save humanity"

Kaworu: how did you know?

Shinji: Kaworu, we have been lovely breeding each other for 6 hours straight. Its 2 AM and were naked under the covers while we cant feel our S H L O N G S anymore, this is TOO gay to be a "world-saving effort", and honestly?

Shinji, fully embracing kaworu: i wouldnt have any other way ❤️

(They then kept being lovebirds throughout the entire night. Rei was the only one who knew about this but shes based enough that when Asuka asked her she roundhouse kicked her into the wall) (because rei is THUG LIFE BAYBEEEE)

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SCP-096: wait, WHAT

Umbral: yeah, my name is like this because he thought "Number 96" sounded dumb. And one day he goes "actually when I watched the anime i never figured out your name" SO NOW HERE WE ARE!

096: at least its a good name...?

Umbral: THATS THE ONLY UPSIDE-

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Betê Noire betty: please tell me you're joking.

Bright: yep. Were now Alex's OCs because our creatore were associate with Predators

Betty: what

Bright: yeah hes like that

Betty: ALEX IS "LIKE THAT"? HE PHYSICALLY WANTS PEDERASTY TO REMAIN A THING OF THE GREEKS AND NOT A CRIME. Which would be good... IF HE DIDNT WANNA ANTIMEMETICS HUB IT OUT OF THE HUMAN PSYCHE

Bright: yep. He has good intentions, but sonetimes the way he goes about them are... excessively violent.

Betty: and he excuses his mistakes with autism?

Bright: only when its ACTUALLY the autism

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Hank: no you dont get it- Rye is the girlfriend, and Chelsea is the emoticona support pillow

Chelsea: exactly

Rye: (whispers to chelsea) wait so we take turns?

Chelsea: (whispers back) yeah girl, i got the assets but you got the wholesome

Rye: (whispering) aww tysm

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Hunter: honestly nice UNO win there, anyways why are we in your room and what did you mean by "taking your rewar-"

Willow: (stretches Vine like whip)

Hunter: (blushing HARD) oh shit-

(30 mins later, in the living room)

The collector: (staring right at Luz and Amity with the eyes of somebody that is 👌 this close to SNAPPING.) this is what i hear every fucking time i just wanna play pokemon in PEACE, and you two decide to give more material to the "next generation" part of our fandom.

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Monika: ok no seriously Alex, your mom is right- YOU CANT BUY MORE YUGIOH DUDE STAHP

Need content for unboxing. ( ◕_◕)

Monika: (mental breakdown) why are you like this

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Bright: i still feel you did something REALLY stupid

Clef: RE-LAAAAAX. Alex is a literal eigenweapon but he has a moral compass, hes gonna go there and do the job

Shaw: clef. You basically unleashed the only thing that can kill 682 (and then ressurrect it for "natural order" bullshit) on a small CI platoon that managed to get SCP-882.

Shaw: you sent a nuclear bomb eater to recover a nuclear bomb from nuclear thieves

Clef: (realizes that he is gonna be the reason the Veil is gonna be used as a hanging rope for the CI) fuck.

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Epon: why does my "knight" form... excite you so much

Sìgurros: girl, look me in the eyes and TELL me that "fiery war goddes of bare-handed murder with toned abs and large bazonkas" isnt peak waifu

Epon: (teary-eyed from the compliment) t...thank youuuu 🥺

Sìgurrós: exactly :3

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Benjamin kirby Tennyson: i feel like i am forgetting something important

Rex salazar: well you know how the reference goes

Daniel Fenton: if you forgot then it wasnt important!

Ben: u guys are right :3 its probably nothing

(Meanwhile, a few trilion lightyears from earth...)

Alex (Gear5): Ğømü ģòmų ñô...

Divinity: WAIT PLEASE NO-

Alex (Gear5): MÜŁŤÏVĘŘŚÉ ĞÂŤĻĪŃĞ!

Divinity: (cant speak on account of getting fisted from across every fandom ever at once)

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Belos: what.

Luz: yeah so... Alex is about to kill us all

Alex (Gear5) Alex-ULTIMATE FORM : GOMU GOMU NO-

Collector: and its all your fault

Amity: and YOU wanted to join forces with him

Odalia: yeah i know dear daughter, i mean- you get a girlfriend that is a human with less manners than a wild animal? Eh i can survive that. The literal emperor of the boiling isles being not only ugly, misoginistic and bigoted, but also a massive idiot? Oh titan NOPE

Hunter: yeah... considering what he did until now, if i knew he was THIS stupid i would have defected the instant i saw someone else even remotely smart

Alex-ULTIMATE FORM:

DIGAMMA METEOR!

Eda: congratulations, youre a failure

Belos:what-

(And then everyone died in a gigantic HBM mod themed explosion because yes.) (AND there was epic music behind it because here in italy we use sick beats as condiment for explosions)

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Herobrine: between Entity303 using all our internet connection for yaoi, and SCP-4335 basically being kirby but with even less braincells?

Herobrine: better than the screming italians and their constant overkillage anyway

Bill: the what

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Scunt player: what... ARE you?

Alex, omnitrix transformation 250 "team fortress" version SCOUT ultimate form cyberpsychosis scout: im... your upgrade?

Scunt player: that explains the green

Cyberpsychosis scout: those are a ben 10 reference

The entire fucking server: (peeks to see whats happening) what.

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Jax: you know, i get that i need to be nicer to others...

Jax: but INFINITE OVER-THE-TOP ULTRAVIOLENT TORTURING IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

Talloran: BOO! GROW A PAIR!

Jax: (crying in existential pain)

Lmao get rekt

Pomni:... why do i feel satisfied looking at this

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Pomni: i want to kill.

Caine: what

Pomni: (looks right at caine) you will be the last one to see this place die.

Caine: what???

Ragatha: (blushing) woah uh-

Pomni: (points to ragatha) you shall reign over the aftermath of my fury.

Ragatha:... thats actually kinda hot ngl

Caine: WHAT THE-

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049: im sorry what

1048: ok look we get it sounds weird but-

2295: we want to build an EVA unit!

049: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME-

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(Downtime action "Go Diving", gain result 6)

ALPHA: what the fu-

SCP-035: so uhm... if you ever need to know, SCP stuff is compatible with this setting but uuuuhhh... NOT the other way around!

ALPHA: i have questions and that wasnt one of them

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Chara: why does the fnaf movie have a scene where a child does MY "eyes bleeding void" thing?

G. Freddy: in that film im the 「stand」 of a little girl and matpat is there to do the "just a theory" line. Dont ask wtf were the producers smoking

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Sonic.exe after hearing about the "pissing on the moon" incident: yeah sure, like eggman actually DID that...

(A few hours later)

Sonic.exe: (traumatized)

Sonic: we told you.

Shadow: seriously, he was drunk, what did you expect.

Sonic.exe: (broken innocence noises)

Tails: is he gonna have that thousand-yard stare for long? I need somebody to debug a program...

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Baby: i excuse the glorified dress-up but i draw the line at tHIS

Afton: (doing the California Girls meme as a mass of wires in the Vanny costume... all while the "proportions" are "exaggerated") this is how its fucken done :>

Gregory: really. THIS is the villain of the series?

Baby: the film removed all the nuance dear

Gregory: sick claw tho

Baby: ty

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Cyana: (looks around)

Cyana:

Cyana:.

Cyana:..

Cyana:...

Cyana: where the fuck am i.

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Susie: kris where the fuck are we

Kris: this is the chernobyl reactor in 1989, we are here because Towa from DBXV wants to stop Boris The Slav Superstar to crawl out of Reactor 4

Susie: oh yeah, side gig at the dragonball time patrol, i remember

Kris: you need some Omega-3 girl

Susie: where the fuck do i find all that fish tho?

Kris: do i LOOK like i would know?

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Herobrine: ma dici che qualcuno ci fa caso che noi due (come tutti) sappiamo l'italiano

Sans: seeeeeeeeh come se qualcuno ci facesse caso

Herobrine: la "libreria" a snowdin si chiama "librerbia".

Sans: ...senti un pò blockman-

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Alex: im 70% sure this is normal

Cross: Alex, Xgaster is getting springlocked

Alex: yeah thats what i said

Xgaster: (suffering for his fandom crimes in an excessively graphic way)

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Astolfo: being in the testosterone squad is actually really based

(postal dude does a terrorism)

Astolfo: i mean, the only reason im here is that all my testosterone went in my Monster Can and im also pretty sure its also a health problem for future me but hey i get to be the sniper because i have the lowest T of all the squad

Astolfo: (another Gmod explosion in the background) which is probably ANOTHER health hazard. but Duke smokes literal kilos of cigars a day, Postal dude heals using crack, and im pretty sure Slayer is like, 1% Biologically Human so im... probably fine!

Astolfo: we get full health benefits (not just dental) and we kill people as the most masculine team ever, so we're not getting bored anytime soon

(another fucking explosion but this time its CLOSER???) (boi wut dhehel boi)

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Cimmerian: i have no idea WHY am i able to kill Alex by telling him hes wrong.

Cimmerian: and at this point? im not fucking asking.

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Frisk: wait, how did we end up like this?

Betty: see, the thing is, Alex rewrote like three AUs toghether and taped them to eachother, and it WORKED. years later we do wacky adventures and right now were fighting plantera

Asriel, currently escaping from the funny omega flowey joke: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-

Frisk: yeah its the last part thats confusing

Chara (flying on a- thats a fucking jetpack): Dimensional Breach. we are going deep into Asriel's Terraria file to grab a zenith and unfuck things up back there

Frisk: ok... still doesnt explain asriel's starter weapon being a funny prism tho

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Massive wave of mindustry drones all ominously chanting the "hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper" song:

Alex: so yeah, im gonna out-drone robotnik

Sonic:...

Sonic:... compared to eggman, robotnik is fucking insane

Sonic.exe: and extremely pathetic

Sonic: exactly my (technically our) point, but still; Alex. WHAT THE FUCK

Alex: IM GETTING THIS FUCKING SECTOR

IM GETTING THIS FUCKING SECTOR

Sonic.exe: oh no hes doing that thing where hes both in and out of this reality

Sonic: fuck

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Ink: so uhm... should we do something about that?

(SCP-3125 stuck in the threads holding the papers that make the Undertale Multiverse while other SCP gods try to pull him out)

Error: NAAAAAH

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Uncle sam: (turns out to be an immortal sarkic man that genuinely wants to help)

[REDACTED]: let him cook.

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Vriska: 4r3 y0u 3v3r g0nn4 w47ch 0ur 53r135?

Tf do i know

Vriska: FU-

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Shaggy: like zoinks scoob

Shaggy: we fell in the backrooms

Scooby: ruh roh

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Rick:... tumblr is-

Emptier than you expect?

Rick: yeah.

#welcome to the multiverse #homestuck #sonic #sonic.exe #undertale #underverse #scp foundation #ink sans #error sans #deltarune #kris where the fuck are we #rick and morty #autism #glitchtale betty #astolfo #xgaster #fnaf movie #moon elf cyana #herobrine #bill cipher #sans undertale #ddlc monika #golden freddy #ultra instinct shaggy #dr jack bright #tf2 #HBM mod #one piece gear 5 #the owl house #5YL

[unofficialadamtaurus]

First of all CONGRATS for finishing! It could not have been easy (I say as I remember all the times you were sore, bruised, and/or sick while trying to write a chapter LIKE BRUH), especially when each and every chapter is god tier. Seriously homie, you’re amazing!!

But FOR REAL WTF?? these dudes keep working after having infiltrated a massive fucking whale, stopped a Grimm invasion, got exploded to bits, and fought an immortal milf? Babes pls get some. Idk. SLEEP.

Naw but i really do love to see it. Also especially love to see how much they support each other through it 🥹 honestly the highlight of the chapter for me.

GOD like this moment when all of RWBY hug is HNNNNGSOZHBEHAOXH

Blake and Weiss joined the hug by some unspoken signal. Ruby melted into their embrace like so many petals and Blake's heart melted with her. "I missed you guys."

THEY ARE FAMILY OKAY AND I JUST GXHWIYZBXOYWNJ

Ruby is being particularly adorable too (the carrots line killed me 💀) but also like GURL YOU ARE LITERALLY BLIND RN STAY IN BED??

Yang nodded. "We'll get through it. Speaking of getting through things…can we talk?"

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Yang shuddered at her touch. Their lips brushed when Blake continued: "Let's skip that part this time."

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THOSE TWO ARE SO *frantic arm gestures* YKNOW??? Im happy they got a happy ending because yeah I doubted it for sec okay 😩

LMAO at the reoccurring Oscar interruption but wait FUCK THE KID IS FUCKING DYING?? UGH god I didn’t expect the Oscar and Ozpin thing to hurt as much as it did. Ozpin deserves good things too dammit whyyy 😭😭

GODDAMN Adam and Blake conversations are always so top tier is2g. There’s something I love so much about this conversation brooo. Blake’s resolve and care towards him just 🥹 UGH. her unwavering stares? Easily expressed gratitude? Instant forgiveness (nothing to really forgive cuz like corruption feels like shit and pretty violating and traumatizing tbh fr but she does it anyway to help him feel better ANDANDAND—)? THE LETTER???

OWHXISOWHXNIWOEUDNCKEIHWKFIW I JUST LOVE IT WHEN SOMEONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HE FEELS IT OKAY

And FUCK I love this part

He swallowed and looked away, unsure how to respond to that. He didn't want to say "You're welcome," because they weren't, and this was never going to happen again. Even if, in some small corner of his heart, the knowledge that he'd helped to save the world like some kind of fantasy hero radiated a gentle heat that would warm him for a long time to come.

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD HOMIE IM ALREADY CRYIN 😭

Also LIVING for Neo and Adam team up. Neo’s expressive mannerisms are genuinely so fun to read UGH it’s PERFECT. And the “Don’t stay too long” for Qrow OAISBXOIENWOWIDN

He clipped Blush to his belt and let the spark flare unhindered.

Homie when I tell that IM FUCKING LIVING FOR THISS

"'Part of starting over is saying goodbye. You were first; now it's my turn. If you want to, you'll see me again.

"'Goodbye, Blake.'"

OWJDNEOWHNDDIJENEIDNXIEUWNDIFUENEIDIXJNWO IM EMOTIONAL

wait omfg I think I forgot to mention to Jaune 💀 I don’t hate him I swear The way his semblance and aura are practically working against each other is a REALLY interesting and nice touch, and i don’t think ive ever seen it applied like this. And I love his “i went from nothing to nothing line” and how he’s just so glad he was able to save somebody. 🥹 it captured that part of his character so well and tbh the same goes for all the others (me @ ruby rn is going “bitch is you BLIND”). It’s a really neat touch to the chapter!!

I can't tell if you've read the epilogue yet, but either way I am injecting every keysmash in this message directly into my veins. Your reviews were one of the things I most looked forward to when writing a new chapter - I was excited to see which lines you'd specifically comment on. You're probably at least 20% of the reason this story got finished at all lol.

Thanks for reading, and thanks for never failing to bring a smile to my face when commenting 😊

#anon #unofficial adam answers #hollow people reviews #hollow people spoilers #long post #you know i had to go that hard. i have no other setting lmao #also yeah i really liked that bit about him feeling good after helping #a bit of his child self reaching across time and through the shadows into which he strayed #his own light. not one based on Blake

[z0mbk1tty]

here's my list of other cool fictional characters i feel like miles be literally besties with:]

HEADS UP!! There are gonna be some huge spoilers from other fandoms and characters so if you havent watched/played/etc the stuff then i maybe recommend you to that or not! Its fine u dont wanna:)

ok so idk how to start the list BUT WHO CARES LETS DO IT ANYWAY BABEH!!!

(Also ill explain why i think the characters and miles could possibly be cool buddsters)

Tanjiro kamado from demon slayer/kimetsu no yaiba: i think tanjiros positivity and energetic personality would be a pretty good example i think but tanjiro really cares about others and will literally risk his own life just to save someone, so like if there was ever a tanjiro spiderman i feel like tanjiro would just be super positive and kind with miles. Like literally if someone is mad at tanjiro or something like that one scene in season 3 where genya is just being grumpy but tanjiro uses his best boi eyes and makes genya literally stunned lol. But tanjiro would also be also comforting and caring to miles because like just imagine if miles was sad and stuff but tanjiro is like "nuh uh!" And comforts him LIKE HHSHSHSHS!! Even in the anime he's caring and super kind,super light hearted,very pure like hes just a happy fella and i think miles needs a postive friend like tanjiro cuz if yall watched itsv and atsv...yk what poor miles had to go through bro😭

Deku/ Izuku Midoriya: OKK just a quick uhhh explaining uhmm...i haven't watched..mha.. IMM SORRYY IK UR GONNA HATE ON ME CUZ OF IT BUT LISTEENNNN!! HEAR ME OUT. i saw one fanart of a cool crossover with the characters miles and Deku and i just thought that they might be cool friends even tho i havent watched the anime or read the manga. But if you are a mha fan..PLS SHARE UR OPINION ON THISS😭😭

Kel/kelsey from omori: Again just like tanjiro. Kind of. Again i feel like miles needs an friend that is super positive and always tries to lighten the mood. Literally when mari died kel was still happy and joyful. Thats literally because he tries to lighten the mood of his friends and make them happy again like LAST YEARS BRO! He literally tried to help aubrey to stop bullying basil and tried maybe helping her to come back to the friend group like years ago yk? So imagine if frickin spider man kel or whatever actually does that to miles when he feels sad to? And plus i think kel and miles would be an pretty powerful duo as both spiderman lol.

Kagamine len/ Len: ik what yall gonna say for this. "oH iTs imPosSiblE foR thEm tO Be frIenDs bla bla bla"Quit with the chatterbox. IF there is a miku spider woman then there is a len spider man IDC. Anyways ik miles and len would be an unstoppable duo! Literally. Even tho len is a fricking voice machine and miles is a person with spider powers. They'd still be buddies if they met cause hear me out! Look ive never played pjsk before cuz of storage issues so i could never even detect what lens actual personality is like but to me he seems out going and funni:) and idk something about them screams best friends yk?

Hero/Henry (yes thats his real name..) from omori: wowzers another omori character. Yeah i kinda ran outta ideas so i just chose another omori character! But lemme cook rq brosters. If kel could be bros with miles then kels brother TOO!!! 1 he could prob teach miles some cooking recipes even tho he quitted doing that. 2 i feel like hero and miles would be like brother figure dynamic prob like kel i guess? And again MILES NEEDS MORE CARING FRIENDS BRO!! AND HERO IS CARING CUZ HE LITERALLY SAVED SUNNY FROM DROWNING AND BASIL TOO!!

Anyways thats all i have for this! Pls tell me what fictional characters you think miles could be buddies with in the comments or your opinions! And also its alright if you disagree with something in this list just remember that these are just my opinions so im fine with you not buying it lol

#atsv miles #atsv #spiderman atsv #across the spider verse #into the spider verse #omori #omori hero #omori kel #kel omori #tanjiro kamado #tanjiro kimetsu no yaiba #mha deku #len kagamine #len vocaloid #tumblr fyp #crossover

[rodolfoparras]

Helloo Alec, how are you today.

Here’s the best opinion I can give you abt this campaign ITS NOT THE BEST BUT I TRIED.

Btw keep in mind I don’t really know much about video games in general even if I wish I did.

First makarov was very smart and fast in this, how he kinda used one missile to distract them from the other missiles he was going to launch, the way he could do so many even after getting out just 6 hours later, makarov really knows how to get shit done.

honesty it all felt so rushed, they made everything so easy for makarov, which was annoying, makarov got shit done easily and what not yk what I’m saying. I was like expecting it to be like hard on both sides, both tf141 and makarov so it would be much more fun to play yk. It’s like made so lazily, nothing very new or some, everything is mostly happening on warzones map or whatever it’s called , the whole story wasn’t so good as the past ones, then to get someone killed is also hard, you’d loose so many bullets on just one person which is annoying. And whyyyt did they all look so good on the winter mission like whattttt, and price I swear. And oh the ending wasn’t the best tbh, the so called revenge could’ve been so much better yk, could have done it with the whole task force so it would be more pleasing ig. like to me it wasn’t the worst but yes

But price got me on my knees, Thiss man was soo fine like wooof woof.

Now I want to hear your thoughts on price and the game. Pls do not come for me😭😭 I tried

-🐍

I’m good my little sugar cube I hope you’re doing good today!!

I 100 agree with you that it was rushed and set up in such way that makarov had his victory handed to him it really was like my best way to explain is like reading a good slow burn and suddenly the author is like shit I have yet to write about abc let me hastily write it all in the same chapter you barley got a deeper look into 141 as both a task force and individuals they had been together for a couple of years now yet the only time I saw dynamic growth was when gaz had adapted a much more leadership like role? and that was the scene where he directed the task force on what to do when price was too angry Bc there I was like okay yall spent enough time together for this growth to happen but I didn’t see that between soap and ghost or gaz and soap interactions were so strangely limited

Also I discussed earlier with someone how soaps personality took a 360, price’s amped up personality I could understand as I said he has a temper that he’s learned to contain and any dramatic out of character action is understandable but soap?? I didn’t feel like I was watching soap? And I get it they could be like he matured grew harder but again babe you are making me work with nothing I can’t spin the story here

Also yes the revenge was super sudden YOURE TELLING ME that price spent a whole game explaining how he’d come for Shepard only to have that half assed minute 💀 a lot of it was half assed and had just a way meh feeling to it

Also fuck u Shepard his death was so unsatisfying I wish he’d begged just so I could’ve had that at least😭

#cod mwiii #cod mw3 #cod mw3 spoilers #cod mwiii spoilers #alec answers #🐍 anon

[cyancherub]

okay but like now I’m spiraling picture this: you are so horny and desperate and aki can see it. Maybe you are together/dating/married maybe just working together, but he can tell that you’re fucking feral and can’t focus. He feels bad cause that’s the kind of person he is right? He helps people, he can’t help it. So who would he be to just leave you alone to deal with yourself? He doesn’t want you feeling bad anymore, so he helps. Whether it’s by actually fucking you or helping you get off. The whole time he’s like “does that feel better?” Cause he wants to please you and release the tension, maybe not viewing it as sexual he’s just like I’m just helping them but we all know it’s cause he’s a horny freak too anyway I’m writing a oneshot about this now I can’t -Rem

THISS IS SO SEXY HELLLOO ,,, he is all abt service u are so right. "does that feel better' OH MY GODDDDDDDDLKFLSDJGgjf he wants to relieve all your stress i feel completely insane OMFGKFKL PLS TAG ME IN THE ONESHOT IF U FEEL COMFY ITS GONNA BE SO HOT ILL DIE

#thotbox #rem <3 #akirot

[nulltune]

if you receive this, you make somebody happy! go on and send this to ten of your followers who makes you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better! ♡ ( i love you lynn which well we all do and you're a sweetheart and you don't have to reply if you don't want to but just know i love you very much and we all want you to be happy and go go mizuki and hakuno superhuman family go gogo! oh i'm thinking wouldn't it be fun if i wrote you fun letters again? idk if i sense you're feeling down i wanna do it. love you! )

LILLLYYY!!!!!! OH MY GOSSHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING ME THIS!!! just the lil chain thing is so sweet 🥺 BUT UR EXTRA MESSAGE TOO?? IMM- 🥺😭😭💖❤️💞💕💘💓 I'M ABSOLUTELY REPLYING TO THIS SHUSH, HOW COULD I NOT! i love chatting with uuu and this was such a sweet lil treat i was not expecting! I REALLY APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH AND YOU MAKE ME SUPER HAPPY I HOPE U KNOW THAT <333 i know i say it a lot but you're fr just like a blessed ray of sunshine that just,, makes me feel all nice and warm and comfy and happy!! 💕💕 i could tell you ily a million times and it still wouldn't be enough smh!! also i love our 700mph convos that go all over the place (BUT ARE SUPER FUN 💖) and oh my god yes pls, let's talk abt the best girls more and how they would be such a wholesome found family + a honestly super badads duo!!! I AM ALWAYS DOWN FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING BTW sign me the fack up!!! 💞 i still love the last letter u wrote sm 🥺🥺 if it were a physical letter then it'd be one i keep nice and safely tucked by my bedside drawer ! IF UR FINE WITH SUBJECTING YOURSELF TO MY HELLA LONG CHATTERBOX RAMBLES THEN I'M ALL FOR IT TBH SGDKSHFJD ILY!!!! and i just enjoy talking / interacting with u in like. honestly any way! uwu 💖💕 TYSM FOR SENDING ME THISS 🥺 I DON'T DO CHAIN STUFF BUT I'M SENDING ALL MY LOVE UR WAY REGARDLESS !!! just imagine me making a heart shape with my arms or sth hehe 😳💖

#&&. out of #brawlqueen #SCREAAAAMS IN HOW MUCH LOVE I AM FEELING RN- #CAN I (HAK)UNO REVERSE THIS TO U HELLO??? 🥺🥺🥺 #THAT LIL CHANT FOR THE BEST SISTERS M.IZUKI AND H.AKUNO IS SO FRIKKIN CUTE BTW L.ILY I CRY #also hi my thoughts are all over the place (as always) BUT I'M JUST SENDING U THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST VIBES AND MY LOVR ALWAYS OKOK 💖💞💘

[slipperystaircase]

Chapter 2

(The Hamilton / In The Heights fic) (I don’t have a title for it yet)

Chapter 1

Thomas woke up, and immediately lifted his head up, hitting the back of the seat. "Ow.." he said as he felt his forehead. He likely bruised it from falling asleep on his steering wheel like that. Thomas turned the ignition, hearing his car rumble as it started. Thomas checked the digital clock on the radio, '9:53', it read. Thomas groaned. 'Only 7 minutes to get to work..' he thought as he shifted out of park. 'I barely even know where I am..’ he drove out of the empty parking lot into the road, looking for a familiar place. Thomas Found his way back to the city, glad when he found the 7/11 near his work. He drove into the parking lot of the building and got out of his car, not caring that he was in the clothes he wore to work yesterday.

(Thomas's POV:)

I was so sore as I walked into the building. 'I can never sleep in my car again.' I thought as I opened the door to my office. 'I really should find a place to stay..' but my thoughts were interrupted by seeing a man in my office turn to me.

 "Hey! I was wondering where you were." Burr said with a slight smile. "You look beat." He added after he got a good look at me. "Burr.." I said in relief. 'Maybe he'd let me stay with him!' I figured. "You alright, Thomas?" He asked. I sighed. "No, actually.. I slept in my car last night." "Oof.." Burr remarked. "I know. Jemmy and I got in a huge fight and now I don't have a place to stay." I looked down. "Hm." Burr hummed. "I'd let you stay with me, but not even I would sleep on my couch or my floor, it's probably worse than you're car to be honest." He looked at me, as if he were waiting for me to say something. Just then, it seemed Burr had an idea. "You know.. you could ask Hamilton." 'Hamilton. I hadn't even thought about that.. But would that be the right choice? Would he even care?' I asked myself these questions, getting worried as I went on. I was pulled from my mind when I felt a hand on my shoulder. "I'm sure he'd help you, Thomas. The sour lemon drop does have a hidden sweet center (please tell me at least one person gets this reference)." I sighed, 'Maybe Burr was right.' I thought. ‘But what if he's wrong? God, what am I gonna do?’ Burr pat my shoulder with a smile, "Good luck, Thomas." And with that, he walked out. I sighed. ‘I guess I should try my luck with Hamilton..’

I knocked on the little gremlin's door. 'Maybe I should stop calling him that if I want something out of him.' "Come in." I heard his small voice call. He may yell a lot, but his voice can be very small, too. As I walked in, Hamilton didn't even look up at me before saying, "What do you need, Thomas?" 'What a fucking demon. How does he know it's me when he didn't even look at me?!' 

"I- I have a question.." 'God, why are you stuttering Thomas?!' Hamilton looked up at me eagerly- like when a dog is all peaceful and suddenly there's a small noise and their head and ears perk up. "What is it?" He asked. "Uhm.." I started, unsure of how to ask this question. "I was actually.. looking for a place to stay?" I said- well, more like asked. I saw Hamilton's eyes soften. "Hm." He commented, pouting his lips in wonder, as if he was taking it in or trying to figure something out. I sighed, "I hate admitting this to you, because you were right all along, James and I were dating." "HA! I knew it!" Hamilton stood up and pointed at me as he said that. I gave him a pleading look, and he seemed to recognize it. Hamilton sat back down. "We got in a huge fight.. and now I'm out of a place to sleep. So I was hoping for some help.." Hamilton sat there, looking like he was thinking hard about something. "Please," I added, looking away. "I have no where else to turn.." I never thought I'd say that to the gremlin. He sighed, "I'll see what I can do." He looked defeat, for a reason unknown to me. "Thank you." I said, genuinely grateful.

(Hamilton's POV:)

As Thomas walked out, I couldn't help but pity him. How bad could that fight have been for him to not have a place to stay anymore? Maybe it'll be just for a night or two until they patch things up. Maybe Thomas never had been in a relationship fight and doesn't know how to patch things up. Maybe James will be the one to fix it all. I dunno. But, I do know that if I'm supposed to get Thomas a place to stay, I'll need a convincing call. I reached for my phone, dialing a number. It took a damn minute before he picked up, but finally, everything was in it’s place.

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#eeeee part 2 :0 #this one's a little longer #but chapter 3 is pretty long too #it's not finished tho you'll have to wait #pls tell me if you like thiss #hamilton #fanfic #hamilton an american musical #alexander hamilton #thomas jefferson #james madison #aaron burr #aaron burr sir #in the heights #ith

[stereotaehyungnie]

Aot headcanons

๑ Jean Kirstein ⊰⊹ฺ modern dating au

cw: nsfw below, 18+ only, minors pls do not interact, also fluff, smoke mention

a/n: jean is also a sweetheart and deserved one of this... Again so sorry for any mistake but here we go!

he is coocky w everyone but w u bro he just blush and shake of u look directly at him

encounters with him are always very comfortable, it always ensures that you are relaxed around him

he knows how to kiss, this mf likes the one that you or him laugh in the middle bc he just find this cute

he will workship u like a goddness no matter what you do he will always be like "YASSS QUEEN DO IT RIGHT!"

he is in love w your ass expect to be slaped tons of times during the day

king of cuddles just laying there w him having a deep conversation or enjoying the silence

bc he is the king of cuddles expect as well cockwarming... he just want to feel u that close

talking about sex he loves taking you on your side and especially when you become a power bottom rolling your hips when he just be there enjoying

aftercare is a thing! he will be a gentleman anything you ask him he will get to you

he CAN N WILL DANCE W YOU, he doesnt care w u know or doesnt know how to dance he will guide you

he begs you to give him hickeys like "why u can give me them! i want everyone knowing that i am yours! give me now!"

he is into quickies! dont get me wrong he loves taking his time but the feeling of the rush, the need to leave you all messy just turn him on!

he will draw you every fucking second he thinks u r so beautiful that every time he lay his eyes on u is like seeing a masterpiece

traveling with him is the best thing in the world he is a wonderful company because he knows how to be funny, nice, smart and he didn't tell you but he always has a travel plan ready

if u r working to much he will get a day off just to do the house work for you and will massage you until you sleep

he loves watching your sleep, not in a creep way, he just love to have you close to him, all relaxed, and if you make a face while sleeping it will be a love massaging your face until you completely relax but first you will take at least 100 photos

his hands speaks volumes

bc this mf big hands n fingers is just so easy to make you squirt even w one finger he will send u to the heaven n back

not really into in sex toys but he likes the sensual oils, balls that burst with flavor, condoms with flavors but maybe he like to much the intimate ring

he is the best going clubbing he knows how to dance properly w you, how to drink w u, how to kiss u there, protect u all beautifully n knows how to walk home w u making fun abt how u both walk stumbling n laughting to nothing

smoking w him must be somethinh sensual, hom blowing the smoke in your face while having his hands aroung your throat maybe he will even pound u with clothes on bc he likes humping

he will treat u right

jean is a mamas boy so he need to know her opinion abt u BUT if he likes u n she start to picking u up w nonsense thing he will have a deep conversation w her

mamasboy but also a husband material

him w kids>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

its really easy to think in a future w him

he loves walking around w you, loves showing u off not like a prize but like the love of his life anyone that walk u over he will be "hey watch out! my wife!", u are barelly dating LMAO but it was cute

he will help u or try to help u in every subject that u find dificult

likes to joke around u tell all the funniest things and dumbiest just to see u glaring at him ou laughting ur ass of

he loves your face always cupping your cheeks to drown u in kisses

someone send me this boy PLS

hope u enjoyy thiss

thanks for all the support in my first Publication I am grateful for everything!

if you have any request or idea send me and i write to you!

XOXO

#jean kirsten x reader #jean kirschtien #aot imagines #aot headcanons #snk headcanons #snk fanfiction #snk smut #aot smut #jean kirschtein headcanons #jean kirschtein smut

[dreamlikeapsycho]

I saw the max facts (pun intended 😂) you did for that question a while ago. So I was wondering if maybe you could tell us some more facts about Max it doesn’t have to be anything too detailed but anything you know would be nice to know, pretty please 😊

Okay... RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MAX - PART 2

I went on deep analysis mode this time to try and say all of Max's little nice and cute moments I know of.. Pls take notice, tho!! I'm not trying to flex or anything, I'm just a simple peasant girl on Maximilian's kingdom for a long time and it happens I have FBI blood in my veins 😭 so It's all gather on my brain and hard drive lol SO! I'm just answering this ask with a lot of thought and care so you can know more about Max and how he is even more awesome than you think!!! (And just in text form, cause Max doesn't need to be tagged on more personal stuff on IG (there’s too much illegal fishing at my tumblr pond already! 👏). It’s probably weird to know certain things, yes, but at least I'm respectful, I'll never bother him with this kind of stuff). Well, enjoy the bible below to end up knowing very little about him, still haha.. Just some more small facts.

- Max was at a barbecue just yesterday. It was someones birthday from the set of his new movie. He drank his beer, like usual, idk about the meat.. there was wurst and chicken.. I'm not sure if he's trying to be a vegetarian or not (after that thoughtful video he posted) 🤔.. maybe he didn't eat it, I don't know!!

- a little while before the start of this shooting, he was at the Baltic Sea filming for the series he's gonna be in (just one episode again! Don't get your hopes too high lol he's gonna be a security guard who disappears mysteriously, so....)

- He helped his friend renovate his house a few weeks ago!! How could I forget that on the first post.. Then, he had to go to Hesse for the movie shooting, and his friend had to call another friend to come help him lmao damn

I think I could describe some videos I have then... at least there's some cool and funny stuff. (Friends himself tagged in the past and cast friends)

- Max's dad went to the same uni as him. Also, he voiced a police officer on the phone in a short film Max wrote and directed all by himself (he didn't act on it, but he was also another police officer over the phone haha). Another thing, his dad made the official music for one of his plays.

- The falafel day.. his friend was taking a piss filming Max at the shop from afar and zooming in, saying "omg, guys! I found Noah from Dark! He's right there buying falafel" lmao, then, Max is just standing there looking all wonderful with his perfect hair and such, moving his hands, scratching his chin, ordering his food, and his friend talks some more, doing like a rough Max voice "yeah yeah, I'll have that one. Good, yeah". 😂

- the day he went to take a walk in nature. His friend asks him for a cigarette, he is denied, he goes to take it anyway, Max slams his cup of tea on the table and tries to take his cigarette back and it's all black and they're just laughing lmao (I love his laugh btw, so giggly!)

There was storys posted by Max himself.. so, maybe you saw it, but it's from before dark s3 came out.

- The pigeon storys. He filmed two pigeons chasing each other at the station, one always running from the other and he captioned "me trying to flirt" haha

- He screen recorded an ad for an app that deletes people from pictures and made some joke too, I can't remember exactly what he wrote, smt like "when you break up, but still wants to keep the picture" lol also, he unfollowed like 5 people that week after posting that... hm 👀

- he posted a video of him walking in the dark with really cold wind.. you can only see his hair flying around. Also, with a mask on, another chasing a cat in a big field, and that one drinking his coffee and eating his yogurt (you most likely saw it already)

- Ohh.. His friend was playing Max's drums the other day!!! Made a lot of jokes, it was obvious he was messing around in Max's room (maybe they live together, maybe he just waters the plants lol idk). Some of the jokes were "I've been playing this drums since 1921" and "the drums and me are a perfect pair, don't ever believe otherwise". I wonder what Max said to him.. he can't do anything about it, he's not in Berlin hahah. He has a little giraffe in his room, and other home decors (you can see it on his drumming video on his own IG)

- he likes to read on longer train rides.

- there's a video of him screaming inside a wardrobe after being jumped by a friend and one of him putting lipstick on with the song "I'm a sexy motherfucker" playing in the background hehe we was tagged, it was easy to find when there wasn't much tagged post.

- There's moments of ppl filming something/themselves and he just comes and photobombs it lol he is just like thiss 👏 showing his tongue and doing a funny face and such. One of those I saw it on the IG of a Das Boot cast member I actually already followed before.

- this group was such a blast. There's a few pictures, one of them he's in a dress, he has white stockings on til his thighs, heels and all haha lovely

- His improv-group.. he was almost in tears singing "I believe I can fly" with the group on their last day.. But he was happy! A mix of emotions. He loves everyone, he expresses his love a lot to people in general, he says it and adds heart emojis to make sure haha you can see his comments going on IG of his cast friends, especially from Das Boot (I followed a lot of the guys). So, about always commenting something funny on people's posts.. I didn't saved those, so I forgot most of it, but one I remember was that someone posted a video of a hailstorm and he was like "what are u doing, free ice!! Go grab them" hahaha

- Max has that Noah picture where he's peaking by a wall (you know that one Baran posted) printed and framed! 👏

- Things he’s pretty much always with: his backpack and his big headphones (it's always on his neck. At almost every picture, from every year, with different people etc. I was confused when he had normal headphones at his farm storys. Maybe he forgot them in Berlin 😭. Besides those, his rings, necklaces and bracelets (always, for years and years! Same ones, even). He uses frequently on premieres, as I saw it. Sometimes they also show up on his characters in his one-episode works!! Hahah is so nice when that happens. You can notice this on my screencaps.

- that pic of him that is everywhere now (with glasses, holding a bottle of champagne), I posted that months ago.. There's 2 more pics and 1 video. One pic, he is pretending the automatic lighter that's on the table is a Harry Potter wand (but I think I cropped the table, right.. I can't remember). This was actually posted by Max himself and he tagged his friend who took it. I went to see if they posted smt and there was a picture where he is literally biting the cork of that bottle off with his teeth Lmaoo, and one video.. he is talking on the phone trying to block the view with his feet.. this man!!

- he really doesn't care about buying too much unnecessary clothes and shoes and stuff. He is mindful of his things and the environment!! 

- there's a video of him on the set of Der Zauberlehrling, I need to recall where I got that from (maybe I could share this one. I'm not sure), he is messing with the broom and someone asks him "hey Max, what's that animal?" and points to the fluffy microphone. He says "it's a fucked up coala bear" (in english) 😂

Again.. I can't say names or anything, cause ppl are not mindful! Like.. I know I'm probably weird, but only for myself and my FBI office LOL I don't go over there and follow/reply to all these people’s posts and storys or take their videos and tag Max on them, this is just not.... nah. I'll always be respectful (yeah, some older stuff has gifs, cause he had like 10k followers, and 5 fans on tumblr lol But i never sent/tag him in anything personal directly.. that’s why i only posted on tumblr for the past year, in fact! I never thought things would be the way they are now a year later.. so, newer stuff it's not posted/gif nor ever will). I don't want him to be weirded out and like, disappear from IG!! I think about these things.. when people are being weird and stuff towards him. I don’t know how ppl don’t think about this when tagging him recklessly in random pictures and videos!!!

I wish he had more interviews, so we could know more proper stuff about him. (The few interviews he has are translated on my IG highlight. There's still an 8min interview missing there, cause I'm contemplating about being more of a bother to german speaking people, since I only have basic german..

#q

[logically-asexual]

Thoughts post video:

1. Okay @what-even-is-thiss was right. Deceit is very hot. But only in a suit and bow tie. Sorry.

2. I don’t know if it’s because I’m currently hating all my friends right now, but I wouldn’t have chosen the wedding. I would have told my friends the truth and hope thy understood. But whatever.

3. I’m Offended ™ that Logan didn’t have much screentime. I hoped he would offer a point of view similar to mine and he started to but was left out later.

4. Deceit’s whole speech about society being a lie is the best damn thing that has happened to the series since we found out the sides had names. I don’t accept criticism.

5. I thought the sides would partake in persuasion separately (ethos/pathos/logos) but Deceit just came here and became the one and only master of persuasion and I love that.

6. I feel bad for Roman. He deserves his dreams to come true.

7. Since Thomas has chosen to make Logan and Virgil more explosive and treat them more like jokes than before, Deceit just freely and quickly scalated in my list of favorites. Logan is still my favorite, though, we have history that can’t be erased.

8. Very good video overall. Loved the plot. Even if it was long it didn’t feel like it and I didn’t want to pause it every ten minutes like with other long Sanders Sides videos.

9. I lied. I’m open to criticism. Tell me what you think pls. As long as it’s not screaming.

#logan sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #sanders sides #deceit sanders #thomas sanders #ts spoilers #spoilers #sanders sides spoilers

[tsukimoos]

hello again stranger (s???) if u saw this pls ignore i just want to useless ly ramble. well i hope this ramble wont turned out empty and useless. i want a solution, either find one or idk maybe find the root of the problem so maybe i can finally fix myself to be better to other people.

am i horrible person? i think everytime i approached a friend i dont think they really want to respond to me yknow? sometimes they just left me on read. i like think maybe they dont know how to respond sometimes bcs i get that. i do that most of the time sometimes. i cant help but think " oh they just doing this so they dont sound mean" " they're forced to be friends with me" why don't u just be straightforward to me. tell me. dont leave me hanging. if u want to end this just say it block me i really dont have any issues with being blocked by another person. we never gonna meet in real life anymore. so just do it? if u dont want to then why do i feel so distant from you. there's like a gap between us. everytime we interact which mostly its me the one who initiated the conversation, i felt like im the only who's trying. like im the one who's holding this friendship together. hell, do u think we're even friends? or my status to u is just ex-roomie/ex-schoolmate etc? not to me at least. ur always a friend to me. where i feel like i wont be judged. i can be myself with u. why? is there something wrong with my personality? am i not suitable for ur friend criteria anymore? Then leave. just go. i dont want to sound childish but unfollow me or block me at every socmed. haven't u seen what she did? just do it like her. its not that hard. just straight up leaving from all the groups we had. you see i always admired her. i like how she distant herself from other people, not caught up with this whole friendship thing. its as if all these years of memories were nothing to her. i wish i can do that. but i cant. because i love u all so so much. i care abt u. but im tired of trying and waiting. maybe i should be like her. another thing i admire abt her is how she's not easily influenced by her environment or what people thought of her. i wish i can do that. im tired of doing this. it made look like a fool. why can u be like that with other people and not me. what's so wrong abt me. why cant we be close? am i the only who thought we are friends? please let me know. why am i so lonely why im alone is it true i deserve thiss is it true im really destined to be alone forever. im tired I'm tired im so fucking tired

[smuttyfairy]

Hi, I recently read a series and I've forgotten it's name and the blog. The blog was jjk(something). The series was a Jimin one where you are in college together and he's on the rowing team and you live in the same dorms. You also spend winter break in his home city. Thanks!

If you know any of the answers to the fic question(s) above or below please let us know via ask box!!

ALSO, please add a small description to whatever the fic was about so we know which fic question you’re answering without having to go back to look and the post of the questions as it tends to get drowned down into our archives really fast :) Please and thank you~

jm fic question #2:

anonymous asked:hi! I lost a fic and it was vmin x reader…. and it has a couple parts too it’s not done but there was some sexual tension between tae & y/n and they get each other off in the bathroom (through phone call) ?? smtn like that?

jm fic question #3:

@peachesxjimin asked:

Hello!! I’m looking for this Jimin smut where he and the girl are friends and it starts out where the girl is mad at Jimin while they’re both in yoongi’s car bc he dared her to streak and she got a ticket from a police officer. I think she’s a teacher, and he’s a police officer himself. And then Jimin either already likes her, or finds out he likes her. He gets jealous when Jungkook, a police officer in training, hits on the girl and asks for a date. Love your guys’ work btw, sending love!!

jm fic question #4:

anonymous asked:

Hi im not sure if this is the one but i think u’re talking abtgame of hearts written by bangtanscript xx Not sure if this is the one but ithink you’re looking for game of hearts from bangtanscript xx Please help me !I’m looking for a jimin fic where yoongi dares him to sleep with this quietgirl and convince her that he loves her only to tell her the truth bluntly atthe end ! Please someone find thiss I’ve been looking for so long 😭"

jm fic question #5:

anonymous asked:

You guys know any good jimin smut fics or sugar daddy jimin ficsbc I need some 😩

jm fic question #6:

anonymous asked:

“can somebody pls find me that fic where you meet jimin ata party and you’re like enemies but then you go have sex and he gets selfconscious of his body and you start telling him he’s beautiful and he falls inlove with you after?? also jungkook is your best friend and jimin gives youflower” i think the fic ure looking for is from sehunpeachy titled about lastnight enjoy xx

jm fic question #7:

anonymous asked:

Please help me ! I’m looking for a jimin fic where yoongi dares him to sleep with this quiet girl and convince her that he loves her only to tell her the truth bluntly at the end ! Please someone find thiss I’ve been looking for so long 😭"

jm fic question #8:

anonymous asked:

i’mlooking for a jimin fanfic called “the red room”. i think it’s ajimin fanfic? either jimin or jungkook. anyways this part was revealed later inthe series: the girl was initially engaged with jimin, they were childhoodsweethearts. then something happened and they became enemies? sort of? they’rereunited only when jimin decided to kidnap her to get her father to pay aransom. but her father would never pay the ransom. do you know what happened tothe author or the story? -ㅠㅠ

jm fic question #9:

love-lynn974-blog asked:

Doyou know the fic with Jimin (or Jungkook I don’t remember clearly) when thereader and him are roommates and they have a lil crush on each other and onenight they’re in their own room and l don’t remember very well but basicallythey can’t resist anymore and want to do “the thing” so jimin (or jungkook)want to go to her bedroom but realize that his bedroom door is blocked andthat’s all I can remember can you please help me 😢 thank you and sorry for my bad English Love you and your blog ❤

#fic question #jimin scenarios #jimin angst #jimin fluff #jimin scenario #bts scenarios #park jimin #bts fluff #bts angst

[johnnys-so]

jackson from got7 for character analysis please! thanks~

if it were possible anon, i’d press a kiss to your forehead for requesting this because jackson is the purest soul on this earth and my most favourite person. i can’t believe you basically gave me a free pass to fangirl. but ofcourse *coughs* we’ll be a tad bit more professional than that. let’s get into it, shall we?

so kind, so pure. if the sun were a personality, this man would be it. he is so warm as a person, you can just tell that when it comes to his personality and identity, the light wins against the dark on almost all the days.

but given that, i do think he’s gotten more subdued over the past year. during the early years of got7 he used to have this unbound crazy energy about him like a little puppy (therefore, wang puppy) but now, it’s like he doesn’t have the physical energy to go along with his old ways. this man, is getting old. 

but more than that, i think something’s upset him recently or he’s in one of his overthinking moods again. jackson is one of those people who can’t hide his emotions or keep his thoughts to himself for long. he’ll always spill it eventually. he has his heart written all over his face and its such a beautiful thing, but probably not very advantageous to him. i suppose it comes from the loving and supportive parenting he’s received. strict too, i believe.

i know that jackson has a strong sense of barter in most of his relationships. like the fact that he got a gold medal in the asian games to trade off coming to korea to train to be an idol, i think thats how he looks at relationships. he’ll do as much as you do, or even more. if someone puts effort into taking care of him or making him feel nice, he’ll return it twice fold. but, he wont do it selflessly. it’s tit for tat, no one way road to devoted worshipping bullshit. but if you love him, you’ve hit jackpot basically it’s very clear, the way he is so devoted to his igot7′s. very admirable trait

he’s got a strong strong sense of duty and loyalty. i think the one kind of person that jackson cannot tolerate in this world is someone who goes behind on their word or lies through their actions. if you just lie to him with words, he might just understand if you apologise. but if you promise him one thing and act the other way? nope. no going back. a very strong sense of honour too 

he keeps going on and on about “what a man would do” which is very indicative of a typical asian upbringing. the sense of gender and gender roles is very specific in asian countries. but, he seems to have gained quite a few liberal views . he’s also one of the most open supporters of LGBTQIA+ people out there. warms my heart, really

i know ive been on and on about his positives so far but this boy does have his negatives dont worry. we’re going to be very objective about him. he’s too stubborn. not even “i’ll keep pounding this rock until the end of time” kind of thing but an irrational, “i must do this!!!!!! i’m going to do thiss!!! nothing will stop mee!!!” sort of attitude about things. this usually acts up when he’s losing a game or competition or tackles something that requires bravery and wit, and he’s got a shortage of those - we all know

but other than his stubbornness, i can also see him very emotionally led. which means he might have a high chance of emotionally processing things. not a good thing. emotional processing is when people try to solve problems by coming up with solutions that “make them feel nice” even if it doesnt solve the problem in the long term. you can see how this will put him in tough situations right??

he’s also a people pleaser and this is really not a secret in the fandom. he will go out of his way to accommodate others into his life and do everything they want, the way they want. sometimes i wonder if he forgoes his comforts and wishes for the same reason

but the boy is also childish and spoilt. im sure he eventually gets to a breaking point and is like “im sorry but im going to do what i want now thanks kbye”

has the emotionality of a fresh 21yr old at 3AM in the night. definitely not a ronald weasley thank god

but pls, for the love of god, i hope he never has to suffer rejection or disdain because he wont take it lightly. however, he doesn’t seem to be predisposed to depression or anxiety so thats a good thing

jackson is the sun guys. so warm, so thoughtful. the ultimate husband material. he might be physically too overpowering and needy and occasionally a bit too jealous to be logical but i mean, he’ll never make you doubt for a second that you are the light of his life. whoever he ends up with, better understand what they’ve got on their hands because he is a gem

also, wang jia er with a scruff is my favourite thing on this planet.

#jackson wang #got7 #character analysis

[seokdick]

BF!Tae

Woot Woot! Here we go!!

Tae, Tae, Tae. *sighs romantically* That precious kid.

Tae would be the type of guy who would swarm you all the time. That’s how he’d show you he has a crush on you. He’d give you all the attention in the world and every wish of yours would be his command. He’d smile a lot whenever you’d walk in the room, and he’d make sure no one ever treated you less than what you deserved. IDK why but I’m getting food vibes. Like he’d feed you so good?? Like, he would always want you to be healthy and well fed and he’d bring you some fruit and the occasional Skittles or whatever you liked to spoil you;))) He’d be super confident when talking to you about anything, but once he realized he was in too deep with you, he’d panic and probs would like distance himself.

Like maybe he’d like try to get over you but he’d fail and he’d go through a period of low self-esteem because he’d think that you deserve better because he loves you that much but he thinks he’s not what you need but he’s like the sweetest human being and literal bf goals like Tae why can’t you see it?? But like after realizing he’s not gonna get over you and that he wants you all to himself and no one else, his insecurities will be replaced by courage and determination and he’ll like probs BUY YOU A SHIT TON OF RED ROSES AND LIKE HAVE THEM DELIVERED TO YOUR HOUSE AND LIKE YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND YOURE LIKE WHAT IS THISS?? AND YOU GASP SO CUTELY AND THEN THE ROSES START SHAKING A LIL AND HE COMES FROM BEHIND THE BOUQUETS AND LIKE HE TELLS YOU A SUPER ROMANTIC AND CHEESY LINE THAT INVOLVES ROSES AND LIKE HES LOOKING DOWN AND BLUSHING AND ASKS YOU IF YOU CAN GUYS DATE AND BE OFFICIAL AND YOURE TEARING UP AND SAY YES AND HE LIKE THROWS HIMSELF ONTO YOU AND KISSES YOU SO HARD, AND LIKE YOU GUYS STUMBLE BACKWARDS AND HES LIKE “Sorry, I’ve just been dying to do that for a while” and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And like he’s really adventurous so like he’d take you places and would buy you expensive shit and you’d be like “Tae don’t waste your money” but he’d be like only the best for the best, but at the same time he’d spoil you with the simplest of things like ice cream or going to your fave junk food joint or something because he’s actually so simple and nice and genuine and cares about the smallest of details??

Like, if you were ever sick, he’d never leave your side. And, like, he’d try to cheer you up and have you guys watch a movie and you’re like ded on the sofa and he’s on the floor so you can be super comfortable but his head is resting lightly on your stomach and he’s super entertained by how his head moves up and down with your breathing. And like he’d like turn to glance at you every once in a while just to make sure you’re okay and comfortable and he’s always asking you if you need anything, ANYTHING AT ALL PLS LET ME KNOW BABE

And he’s all about cuddles and like he’s the best person to cuddle ever?? Like, he’s so warm and fluffy and it’s like both your bodies were made to entangle each other??

And when you guys are starting to think about living together he’s so nervous because that’s a serious thing and OH MY GOD THAT MEANS Y’ALL WOULD SLEEP ON THE SAME BED AND HE’S SO SHY HE CAN’T TAKE IT BECAUSE HE’S THINKING ABOUT YOU IN THAT UNDERWEAR HE ACCIDENTALLY SAW YOU PUT ON WHEN HE WALKED ON YOU LAST WEEK!! AND EXCUSE HIM HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW

And, I don’t like this word, but it describes his aura sometimes. Like, you know those juicy ass selfies or vids he posts where he’s making THAT face?? Like, the one that gives him a fuckboy aura?? Well, he’s always trying to seduce you with that fucking face ILOVE IT SO MCUH and like he might seem like a fuckboy at times like those but he’s not like he’s so sweet and shy?? And like he’s probably been thinking about ramming you so good against the wall but he’s actually super conservative about certain things and like he wants your first time together to be so memorable and sweet and romantic so the day you guys move in together he insists in helping arrange certain places like the bedroom wink wink and like he wont’ let you go in there until he’s done but like really late at night and he makes you dress up because he’s gonna cook for you as best as he can and like it actually smells so good and the whole apartment is filled with the smell and like he takes a shower and you guys change into something semi fancy and where’d he find all the time to do all of this and like dinner is so good and TAE IN A TUX HOLY SHIT and like after dinner he blindfolds you and takes you to the room an dtakes the blindfold off and like there are red petals on the white bedsheet and you turn around and your eyes are watering and you don’t know how he managed to do all this but you just stare at him in shock and you’re just like “how?? when?? why??” and he’s like “only the best for the best” and he kisses you slowly on the lips but then moves to your jaw and then towards your chest and then he’s TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND LIKE GUIDING YOU TO THE BED AND HES CRAVING YOU SO MUCH BUT HIS TOUCH IS SO GENTLE AND IT SEEMS UNDER CONTROL THOUGH INSIDE HES LOSING HIS SHIT?? LIKE YOUR FIRST TIME WITH TAE IS SO MEMORABLE AND HOT AND R O M A N T I C AND LIKE HE THRUSTS A LOT AND USES A LOT OF TONGUE!!!! OKAY IMMA STOP NOW PHEW!

And like boyfriend Tae is just like the best boyfriend out there like he is always asking his s/o how they’re feeling and is always intertwining your fingers with his and walking down the street and swaying your hands like those lil children do where they swing them so high up and he’s so happy and so are you because you couldn’t have asked for a better boyfriend istg bf tae is killing me

^that’s him after he fucks you

imagine aftercare though

Okay, another long ass post lol!

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