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juniemunie · 3 months
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more deltarune sansnomaly cuz its feeding the ideas a lot
bonus:
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furiosophie · 1 year
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He looks back down at the baby – Andy – with her lick of dark hair and her splotchy pink skin. Even though she can’t be more than a month old, probably not even, the resemblance to her father – to Hob’s friend – is already uncanny. She looks imperious, a little disapproving, like she’ll nap in his arms if she has to since she doesn’t want to be rude, but privately she thinks the conditions aren’t quite befitting an infant of her station.
Hob loves her instantly, instinctively, in a way that he thinks is going to be nearly impossible to get over.
real people by spqr (@andthepeople)
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sunstaained · 6 months
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it’s called the citadel’s princess likes to mind her business
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dindjarindiaries · 12 days
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I'm sorry but Din Djarin settling down with Omera at the end of his Star Wars story is his perfect full circle ending. At the beginning he couldn't commit because he thought he was better off alone, and then being able to accept that he can be in community with and loved by others and he lets himself settle down??? *chef's kiss*
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diaphanuos · 6 months
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i finished watching moving and just!! spoilers ahead
i absolutely love the show??? the way the characters were written, just *chef's kiss*
like pls mihyun who wouldn't shoot at her commanding officer's order but will not hesitate to kill someone to protect her son
and jang juwon seeing lee jaeman about to attack the shockwave guy and going all "you're so fucked"
and lee jaeman going absolutely berserk to protect his son, but also "don't do that, ganghoon-ah, you'll hurt your hand"
and the kids!! bongseok carrying his eomma on his back like she used to do for him when he was younger
and huisoo throwing herself in front of a bullet in one scene and comforting a bloodied crying man on the sidewalk the next (showing us that she's both her father's and her mother's daughter)
and the nk agents too!! the show depicting that they might belong to a different side but they're human too and their whole backstories pls like just absolutely heartbreaking and they deserve better and "those who forces sacrifices are to blame" and my heart hurts at just how they were all called monsters but were used as pawns by the actual monsters
just !!!!!! so good
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asterdust · 2 years
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i just finished ep 6 and this is the fastest ship ive ever shipped in my history of shipping. this is NOT a ship. this is a goddamn torpedo.
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disastersareajoy · 9 months
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The Shower Incident
Stu x Billy x FEM!Reader
Tags: Sex toy, masturbation, voyeurism for a sec, dirty stuff happens in the shower obviously, dirty talk, degradation, praise, lots of kissing, marking, handjob, edging, begging, slight dacryphilia, mention of denial, mention of being tied up, mention of oral (fem receiving, and giving to a toy), mention of double penetration, mention of anal (fem and male receiving), open end, Sub!Reader, Dom!Billy, implied Switch!Stu but mostly Sub!Stu
Hiya babes!
I had this idea and it wouldn't leave me alone the entire day so I wrote it down and if I do say so myself: This shit it pretty hot.
I'm super glad my first public fic is with these two idiots because I love them to the moon and back and cannot get enough of them. I hope you enjoy this wild ride - I know I did. I wrote this in like an hour and then proofread it four times total, but English isn't my first language so if you see any mistakes feel free to (politely) let me know and I will fix it. Same as any tags I missed. Of course, non mistake related comments are also very welcomed. I hope you thouroughly enjoy this product of my brain rot! Let me know what ya think.
Stu and Billy had been away for a few days and you were needy. Wanting to be bent over and fucked hard and rough, four hands gripping at your body and manipulating you into whatever position they desire. They were supposed to come back in the evening so you wanted to take a shower before then.
That's when the idea struck.
You practically stumbled over your own feet to get to the closet and pull out the box of toys the three of you had accumulated over time.
You picked out your favorite dildo and quickly made your way to the bathroom. With the help of the suction cup the toy stuck to the shower wall. After cleaning yourself in record speed you bent over and pushed back onto the dildo. It filled you slowly and stretched you perfectly. Your wetness made the intrusion easy but the thickness of the toy still made you pause, and forced you to take a couple of deep breaths. Although it wasn't long before you were fucking yourself back onto it and completely loosing your mind in the process. Moaning their names and begging into the empty room.
At the same time Billy and Stu were on their way up to your shared apartment. The two of them decided to surprise you by coming home a couple hours early so you could eat dinner together and cuddle up in front of the TV.
When they came through the front door and weren't immediately met with your smiling face, kissing and hugging them in greeting, they were a bit perplexed.
That was until they heard the shower running.
And then they heard a litany of moans, accompanied by a loud slapping sound of skin against tile. They shared a look and ventured closer to the bathroom door which you had left open a crack in your hurry to fuck yourself.
The sight they find absolutely takes their breath away. The shower is on and water is hitting your back as you're bent over nothing, supporting yourself with your hands against the wall as you continuously slam your ass back onto the dildo stuck to the tile wall. They can see the toy glistening with your wetness and someone lets out a groan. You don't hear it and keep moving your hips with a clearly desperate and already fucked out sway to it.
They're both stuck in their spot, staring at the divine sight that is you. The way your body moves to get the perfect angle of the dildo, your thighs trembling with exertion and your hand aimlessly sliding against the wet wall, trying desperately to hold onto something. The way your pussy stretches to accommodate for the thickness of what they recognize as your favorite dildo. The one that you love sucking on when they both have you filled. Or that you love for them to fuck you with when they're getting your ass ready and you already need your pussy filled.
The dildo that's been in all of your holes to help pleasure, tease, edge and make you cum. They can't get enough of watching you throw yourself onto the dildo, making such loud and obscene noises.
What finally gets them to snap out of the trance your body has put them in is your next moan.
“Billy, please.” You interrupt yourself with another desperate whine. “Fuck, please fuck me harder. I need you so bad. Oh my god, Stu.” You elongate the end of Stu's name with a loud moan that's closer to a sob if anything. With the way your hips tilted, Billy suspects you found the perfect angle to hit that special spot inside you. Next to him, Stu breathes out a small moan and looks at Billy with a plea in his eyes.
“Go.”
With the okay given, Stu bursts through the door and is on you in no time. He grabs your face in both hands and barely sees your eyes open in surprise before he has his mouth pressed to yours. Desperately making out with you while making sure you're still fucking yourself onto the dildo. He mumbles out praises between kisses, not able to stop himself from telling you how good you look.
"You look delicious. Fucking yourself so desperately, moaning our names like we're here with you. You that pent up, baby? It's been three days and you're so needy you start fucking yourself how you want us to fuck you, huh?”
“But it's not the same, is it?”
Now Billy joins in as well. He already stripped out of his clothes, completely naked and palming at his erection while Stu kneels halfway under the spray of water, drenching his clothes. You mewl a negative, not trusting yourself with words. Afraid that if you pull away from Stu and open your mouth the only thing coming out would be pleas and their names.
“No. Even though our good little slut is filled to the brim by a toy and is fucking herself just as fast as we do, she still can't quite get it right. Can you, doll?”
You make a non-committal noise and place your hands on Stu's shoulders, thankful to have something to hold on to. Billy is unsatisfied with your wordless answer and grabs Stu by his hair, pulling his head back to expose his long neck, stopping you from hiding in his kisses. Stu whines long and loud before staring back at you, desperation clear in his eyes.
“Please baby, answer him.”
“Aww. Would you look at that? At least one whore here remembers his manners.”
Billy leans down to press hungry kisses onto Stu's mouth. Both of them moaning into each other's mouth, making you want even more. You mewl and whine at the display in front of you. Billy pulls away from Stu's mouth with a grin that he then turns on you.
“You better start using your words. Or he's gonna get all the attention and you can watch without touching yourself. And cumming will be completely off the table.” With that he attaches his mouth to Stu's neck, kissing up and down, sucking marks into the soft skin and biting. Which makes Stu let out the most beautiful array of whines and moans you've ever heard.
“Please,” you manage to breathe out.
“Please, what?” Billy still has his face in Stu's neck while answering, not letting his mouth detach for long. You whine and can't help yourself from slowing down your movements to gather your thoughts long enough to form a sentence.
“Please, Billy. Please fuck me. Both of you. I need you so bad, please ” Billy pulls away from Stu and grabs your jaw hard with his hand, turning your face in his direction. He gets close to you and smirks. “There she is. That's the good little whore we've been waiting to fuck for three days.” He doesn't let you answer before attaching his lips to yours and making you moan into his mouth. He lets go of your jaw and grabs your shoulders instead, shoving you back onto the dildo, hard. You moaned into his mouth as he forces you to start fucking yourself again. Distantly, you hear Stu whine as he kneels in front of you and waits for his turn to be kissed again.
Once you have a steady rhythm going again, Billy pulls away. He looks at you with a grin and you could tell he has something planned.
“Now, I asked you a question. And you didn't answer. Instead, you made out with this little attention whore next to me.” A moan from Stu. “But I want you to answer my question. I will not repeat it, and neither will Stu. You're gonna have to use your big girl brain and remember what I asked you. And you're not gonna stop fucking yourself on that dildo. If you slow down you don't get to cum. If you stop you get to watch, tied up and gagged as I fuck Stu into the mattress.” A whine from Stu. “But if you keep going and answer me correctly,” his grin widens and he leans back slightly. “Then you get exactly what you want.”
You moan, frustrated that you don't immediately remember what he asked you. While you're desperately trying to remember the question and not slow down your hips, Billy starts helping Stu get his wet clothes off. He also shuts off the water which leaves your skin cooling down rapidly, goosebumps appearing on your skin and sending shivers down your spine.
Once he has all of Stu's clothes off, he kneels behind him and starts palming his dick. Slowly but firmly taking it in hand and stroking him up and down. Stu lets his head fall back onto Billy's shoulder and moans unabashedly at how good he feels. How good Billy is making him feel. The sight makes your concentration waver. Your mind is completely empty, safe for the two beautiful men in front of you. The way their hair sticks to their foreheads, Billy looking at you with hunger in his eyes and that feral edge. Stu squeezes his eyes shut as he softly starts thrusting into Billy's hand. Usually that would have earned him a slap to the thighs and a warning, but right now all Billy wanted was to tease you.
He takes pity on you as Stu grows closer and closer, holding onto Billy and you with one hand each.
“I'll give you a little hint, darling. How does the dildo feel?” Suddenly his words sprang back into your mind.
“Even though our good little slut is filled to the brim by a toy and is fucking herself just as fast as we do, she still can't quite get it right. Can you, doll?”
You immediately scramble for an answer.
“Fuck, Billy.”
“Good start.”
You whine once more as your hips desperately try to keep up the pace Billy had set for you.
“I can't get it right,” you sob in frustration as your wetness drips down your legs. With the shower turned off you can be sure it was the juices of your pussy that are making such obscene noises and dripping slowly down your thighs.
Billy gives Stu's sensitive tip extra attention, making the tall man writhe in his place on Billy's lap. He moans as a blush spreads down his chest. “That's right doll, you can't. But why? And you better hurry because if Stu cums before you answer, you're watching.” He chuckles at your frustrated groan and speeds up his hand on Stu's cock.
“I- oh my fuckin God. I can't get it right because-” Stu moans loud and desperate, getting closer each second. “Because it's not hard enough.” Billy hums long, considering your answer. “Yes. But why?” You groan again, this time louder and with more annoyance behind it. “Careful,” Billy spoke low and with warning.
With one last whine you focus all your concentration on your words and close your eyes. “I can't get it right because you fuck me so much harder and I can't fake that. I need your hands on my hips as you pull me into every thrust and I need you to speak to me, to call me names and to tell me I'm doing good. I need you to pound into me like I'm your personal toy and I can't fake that with a dildo, please. Please fuck me like I need you to. I'm begging you Billy, please.”
You prepare yourself to hear Billy ask you for another, better answer, but it didn't come. Instead you hear Stu's sob and whine as he is denied his orgasm. No doubt having been right on the edge. When you open your eyes again, Stu looks back at you with tired, teary eyes and his mouth hanging open. Billy on the other hand looks absolutely feral. His eyes have a certain glint in it that tells you that you are in for a ride.
He reaches out to touch your cheek and strokes his thumb over your skin. “That's a good girl. And just in time too.” He softly pushes Stu to sit on the shower floor and keeps a leg behind his back to help him stay upright while he pulls on your shoulders to stop you from continuing to fuck yourself on your dildo. “Now, you have 5 minutes to help Stu get up and get both of your asses to the bedroom. I want you on the bed, legs spread and ready with Stu right between them. He gets to make you extra worked up with his mouth as a bit of revenge for his edge.” At that, Stu hums satisfied and lets out a chuckle.
“I'm gonna watch him edge you however often he sees fit, and then we're both going to fuck you. Nice and hard.” Billy grabs your jaw and pulls you in for a quick kiss before staring at you an inch away from your face. “Because I know that's what our little whore craves. Isn't it?” You nod eagerly and correct yourself with a quick “Yes sir,” before Billy can say anything.
As soon as Billy lets go of your jaw and nods his head towards the bathroom door, you're scrambling to help Stu on his feet, your own knees still wobbly.
Billy watches as the two of you slowly make your way to the bedroom with shaky legs, sees how wet your thighs are and how there's still more dripping out of your glistening pussy. He watches Stu grab your ass, squeezing the flesh beneath his finger in a way that is sure to be a promise of all the teasing that's to come. He truly can't wait to see Stu ruin you with his mouth before they fuck you until you can't remember your own name.
God, he loves the both of you so much.
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Please don't repost or reupload this fic anywhere else. It's mine and I'd love to keep it that way.
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rocococoa · 2 months
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hawk always seems to have milk in his fridge or is always ready to offer some to tim like - episode 1 when he mentions that he doesn’t have any milk when offering tim something to drink? that scene in episode 6 where he bought him a large fucking bottle after picking up tim? having bottles of milk ready in their little haven in the fridge in episode 8? i wouldn’t be surprised if there was a bottle in the bag during that one 80s scene in episode 4. the dairy industry must love this lovesick man.
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ixioideae-letters · 2 years
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desire chokes me like i wish your hand did 
stephanie valente // hélène cixous // florence and the machine // ratsandlilies // jen mazza // richard siken // jamaal may // ada limón // serge marshennikov // ron hicks // henry rollins //  vàzaki nada // andre kohn // mitski // trista mateer // louise glück // taylor swift // the smiths // svetlana tartakovska // holly black
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sleeplesssmoll · 3 months
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I must make a post appreciating my favorite puppy. She grows on me more with every analysis I do and every back track I make. Happy Birthday, Pupnetto Sonetto! 🎂
I'm sorry you had to share this day with wth Diggers was up to but I love you ❤️
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eggishere2005 · 8 months
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"I just found something that matters more to me than sides"
EVEN GABRIEL FIGURED IT OUT PLEEEEEAAAASEEE
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spacexcowgirl · 4 months
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I need help what kind of music do people think regulus black would listen to if he were in a modern setting
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tulipisnadaxx · 1 year
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the similarities between klaus and caroline's characters is insane. both of their lives completely changed because of an unexpected child that forced them to mature and walk in a certain path. losing a loved one ( stafen/camille ) in a very tragic way. their daddy/mommy issues, the insecurities, the fear of being abandoned or left alone, and the want to always be the first choice for someone. and the fact that both of them love being vampires despite everything. i genuinely believe that these two characters are like two sides of a mirror that reflects their complexity, depth and saddened beauty. such a wasted potential.
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unwrathful · 2 months
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this is my roman empire
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and I do mean this exact chapter. mf woke up hangry, choked on mochi, chased mammon, skulled back a bottle of water, threw whatever was left in the pot at squalo, and still got the honour of the XANXUS introduction to fuck shit up
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shubbzebubs · 11 months
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I know Jack would def have every doorframe of his mansion modified to his size, but part of me wants to think of him hunching over to enter a room. Lady Dimitrescue style 💅 But maybe just for a couple of rooms, likely reserved for guests and personal housekeepers who might live there
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I’ve seen a lot of Aziraphale hate over the last couple months about how at the end he was selfish or his actions were mean spirited, not saying the people who see it this way are wrong, but those post never sit right with me.
Love is a concept that is never defined for us but rather defined by our experience, more so than any other emotion. For instance if you were to ask 100 people what feeling sad was like for them, most people would give a similar description along the lines of ‘being upset’ ‘feeling done/low’ regardless of their background. But, if you asked the same people what love was to them you would get a 100 different answers. Some positive, some negative. Love’s meaning to each of us is forever evolving based on our exposure to it, or lack there of.
Now imagine you are Azi. Your only experience of love (pre-the agreement) is toxic and cruel, which in time you internalise and make your point of reference. The bar for what constitutes as love has been lowered so much that real love is unrecognisable - Crowley’s love.
In the real world, people can take years to fully reconcile the damage done by abusive parental figures before being able to finally redefine their meaning of love and enter healthy relationships. In Azi’s case, that abuse lasted 6000 years and, although his concept of love was slowly evolving into something healthier, his main point of reference was still Heaven.
So when The Metatron asked Azi back to Heaven but this time it will be ‘better’, there would be no reason in his head to refuse, especially as I don’t think he even fully recognised that Crowley loved him and thought he was going with him anyway. It was an obvious no from Crowley as he had been away from Heaven long enough to reflect on how he was treated and see the abuse - but Azi hadn’t.
In conclusion, leave Azi alone. There is plenty more growing he needs to do that I’m sure we’ll see in S3 or the book if there’s no S3.
Thanks for reading if you got this far!!!!
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