#please someone say I’m not crazy

[theshippirate22]

every now and then i get hit with the idea of what might happen if Joyce found out about the sins of s1&2 jonathan

#she would lose her shit #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TOOK PICTURES OF THEM HAVING SEX???? #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNEW THEY WERE TOGETHER AND SLEPT WITH HER ANYWAY??? #things would go down in the byers house that night #nancy wouldn’t be excluded from the yelling either because she was the cheater and HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS #meanwhile steve is like please it’s fine it’s just me i deserved it #and she about gives herself whiplash to turn around and tell him that’s bullshit and he absolutely didn’t deserve it and #WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE SAY THAT #and then nancy would get all like sheepish and just leave and steve would end up with like an edible arrangement and shit a few days later #meanwhile jonathan is getting SCREAMED AT #she pulls out the i Am sO dIsApPoInTeD iN yOu #Will!!1!1! #i swear to good if you EVER do this to a someone you’re gonna regret it! #THEY GAVE STEVE A FUCKING COMPLEX #steve is like i can hear you i’m right here #sorry sweetie you know i’m right though #then she turns to argyle and eddie who have been sitting there the whole time #YOU TWO #argyle screams a little bit and eddie chokes out yes ma’am #(never forget this is the woman that punched a politician and took an ax to her own walls okay she’s CRAZY) #YOU TWO TAKE STEVE HOME. WAIT NO TAKE HIM TO BASKIN ROBBINS THEN TAKE HIM HOME #*angrily pulls cash from her wallet and hands it to them* #STEVE I LOVE YOU YOURE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME PLEASE COME TO DINNER ON THURSDAY #argyle mumbled good luck to jonathan on the way out and jonathan is like please don’t leave me here alone 😭😭😭😭

[clambuoyance]

hello /waves shyly/ i am the anon who recommended red as a timkon song, and i just want to tell you too that i think The Lucky One by taylor swift too fits naive, just-out-of-the-test-tube, teen celeb kon sooooo well!! esp the last verse of the song where it goes "and they still tell the legend of how you disappeared / how you took the money and your dignity / and got the hell out" > parallels his decision to go live with the kents in smallville and completely change his image as well.

i like to think the image change (while we all lament t-shirt kon sometimes) was necessary for kon to truly examine who he wanted to be. and it only grew after he died and came back (re: adventure comics 2009 where he makes lists of what would superman/lex do). and idk i just feel like this song encapsulates that!!

rambling aside, i love your art, and your song reccs on IG too! thank you for always sharing your timkon/kon-el brainrot with us <3

Oh my god love this songs vibes it’s very “getting disillusioned with fame” vibes

Also I big agree! Kon in smallville just…the vibes are too good. I guess I’d prefer it if they changed his haircut at least. But It’s very fitting for 2000s I guess. I also like how some artists draw tshirt Kon tbh (Francis manapul, Marcus to), but I can’t get behind how the artist for tt03 draws him tbh…And design wise, i wished they at least let him keep some accessories…and then let him transition into a new style that’s somewhat punk but something new and different too? In my head, that era of Kon in the 2009-2011 comics should have led to someone who was more sure in himself. Not insecure and not falsely confident like when he was younger, but like healthily confident if that makes sense…

Like this was just a doodle for what my version of tshirt kon would be like

Also random, i could literally rant for hours about how superboy’s written in both the 90s and 2000s bc both have good and bad, i have traits I prefer in one vs the other etc etc, but while in the 2000s he gives more…”macho” or “serious” Vibes based on appearance—I feel like he’s still pretty snarky at times, and surprisingly emotional and soft still? Sorry that was a random ramble. Kon in smallville is just vibes if u get it u get it

#I could get Into it #but I won’t #like yes tshirt Kon has very different vibes BUT personality wise I feel like there’s more similarities than ppl realize #or that in the 90s kon actually was getting less and less confident and matured as his solo went on #BUT tshirt Kon chould have never replaced the importance of ttk to Kon #but also kon being malewife vibes is way better than him flirting crudely all the time #and 90s superboy is funnier but tshirt #kon has this Sad boy swag idk #I’m literally rambling idk what I’m saying ignore me PLEASE #tldr both eras have good n bad but my brain likes to take my fave parts and combine them into my idealized characterization and he lives in #a lil bubble where the reboot never happened and his arc in smallville reached the closure n conclusion it deserved #but he’s a comic book character so he is fated to never having resolved arcs or consistent characterization #alas #someone should let him kiss a boy tho I think he needs something to be awoken in him #okay bye . #ty for the ask sorry for my crazy ramble #clam answers #dc #kon el #kontent #song tag

[hemmohoran]

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#i’m saying it now #if i don’t get wrapped around your finger at either of my shows #i’m going to nashville #i have family there so i’ll i need is a ticket #please someone support this crazy idea #or just manifest that i get wrapped lol #the 5sos show #the 5sos show tour #the 5sos show spoilers #the 5sos show setlist

[be-bi-do-crime]

i thought the cheng family were good actors but i was wrong. the emperor is the director of the whole damn play 😭😭😭

#EPISODE 38… had me speechless my god #he is actually crazy 😭😭 #the way yue heng knew what was up immediately i’m crying #when he went ‘I CANT HEAR THEM WHAT ARE THEY SAYING’ and yue heng was like ‘sweetie honey darling. are u blind. its a love confession. mygod #someone please get the empress a nap for the whole week she needs it #love like the galaxy #lltg

[salsflore]

current mood

#me i am the one laying down #cw vent #negative #i feel literally CRAZY please do not look at me do not perceive me I AM HANGING IN THERE!!! #theres just something so genuinely debilitating about loving childe so much #someone whos not there for me at all someone who CANT be there for me at all its crazy i feel crazy #is it odd to say i feel as if i’m connected to him yet also not #sorry for being delusional in the fucking tags #i dont know how to explain how i feel. its also odd realizing other people can view him in this same way and its just aghhhh; #this might just be because i'm going through it right now so my emotions r a mess but #“i could fix her” but he is making me worse

[yvmoveon]

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#this is for myself so please #i just don’t like it when i’m blamed for what someone has done to me #like i hate the fact that they tried to make it seem like it was my fault that a man walked up to me and asked for my number when i was #minding my own business #lol #it just bothers me and rubbed me the wrong way #this is why i don’t say anything lol #it’s frustrating because i don’t go looking lol and yet you start asking okay but what did you do for him to even #— stopped them right there and told them they’re not gonna blame me for someone else’s actions when i was minding my own lol #it’s crazy

[shesin-archive]

to i, a letter from b. my last letter to you.

#but if you read these. even if it’s months or years in the future. and if you want to talk. you know where to find me. #happy anniversary to the day we started shipping :^) i honestly am giving up after this. i’m tired. #but also please let me have my writing :( this is the last message i’ll send you. it’s cruel to keep this from me. i’d never do this to u. #even tho this is genuinely traumatizing for me n u did gaslight me this entire rs. i don’t think you’re a bad person #cheesy but. listened to 2 most wanted by beyoncé while writing this n saw this tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLUCuA1X/ #reminded me of us :( us in another universe i suppose #part of me wrote this to at least say farewell on a good note. it’s not my intention to upset you so i do sincerely apologize if it does #but jesus. this has been rough. to know that for nearly half a decade someone i thought of so highly lied to my face everyday #is a lot. it’s a lot. and then tried to make me the bad guy for wanting transparency and for wanting to know who i’m talking to for 4 years #like genuinely… think about saying that to someone irl. someone you talk to everyday. the privacy excuse is frankly bullshit #you don’t have to LIE to keep privacy. n u certainly don’t have to gaslight me when ik something is wrong #and also. it’s just weird after four years of constant contact you’d think that’d be worth something. like imagine thinking u knew me #and then finding out that isn’t my name. that isn’t my race. and also a bunch of other shit. #like no. u didn’t owe me answers and u don’t owe me ur name n who u are. but it’s crazy doing this to someone you called a friend #insane!! like imagine i come out saying im a completely different race and my name isn’t the same and oh yeah i also have a child #(not that you have a kid) but you’d be bewildered!! you thought you knew me! you never asked me info bc everything i said lined up #and makes sense. bc i never lied to you. i was honest with you. no i didn’t tell you everything n no i didn’t expect you to tell me everyth #but i at the VERY least expected honesty from someone who claimed to cherish my friendship and whom i cherished #i’m honestly just so disappointed. i now have a trauma i didn’t have before. you gave me the same internet stranger bullshit fear you have #and now i’ve lost a dear friend whom now i feel like wasn’t even real. this is a lot!! i’m mourning someone who doesn’t exist #and im sad. you’ve stripped me of my writing and i feel like an idiot. everyone says don’t trust strangers but shit i never thought #you’d do this to me. crazy part is i’m not mad. i’m bewildered sure but not mad. i’d love to have a convo abt this even if we never talk #again after. i’d just like clarity as to why you did this. and i’d answer any and all questions you have. i’m just. so confused and hurt. #and i feel STUPID. extra stupid bc i let an english person dupe me like really. really?? jesus christ. i knew smthn was wrong. a fool i was #but honestly if this is it. i just want my writing. please do not keep it from me. i wrote it. it’s my property. she’s my character. #again you keep me in this loop with you. you literally have something of mine and won’t even let me copy it over. really?? #even if i was madder than i have ever been at anyone at you. i’d never do this to you and jaewoo. never. #even tho i dumbly and naively still think somewhat high of you even after all this bullshit. THIS ^ would be the thing that ruins it for me #maybe you have some big bad wolf version of me in your head but please think about how much i conceded to you. and how patient i was. #i am not your ex. i am not anyone from your past. i don’t want to harm or traumatize you. i just want what is mine that i worked on

[pussydrunkalastor]

Y’all I just downloaded wicked whims for the sims and I think my game is broken 😭😭😭

#It’s not broken it’s just very chaotic #Damnit Valentino 🙄 #Lmaooo I’d just be walking my sims down the street and there’s crazy shit everywhere #And when I say it’s mostly Valentino it literally is mostly Valentino 😭 #I don’t get paid enough for this shit man #But like the chaos is free entertainment #I’m pretty sure one of my sims just killed an old man from woohooing 💀 #Someone please take away my computer 😭 #hazbin #hazbin hotel #vivienne medrano #vivziepop #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin spoilers #the vees

[brunetterightsactivist]

People will really look you in the eye and be like all your ailments are caused by your bad attitude and the fact that you aren’t microdosing shrooms

#bro literally lock these people up please like nobody deserves to hear it… #the same people that tell you we all have ‘parasites’ and need to ‘cleanse’ and ‘detoxify’ ourselves once a month #which involves blending and drinking papaya seeds and then shitting out your entire intestinal lining. slay #am I the only one who sees these videos someone please say you know what I’m talking about #I just like astrology and occasionally tarot and crystals im not crazy 😭 I BELIEVE IN MODERN MEDICINE

[room4creation]

Being Delulu rn bc it’s his birthday so I said happy birthday and he said thank you and I’m mad abt it !!(!:£:!:£:!: AHHHHHHHHWHESJEBEBE

#someone Chuck a brick at my head PLEASE #also I didn’t even say happy birthday as a GAME I said it because he’s a friend Whayever but like UVDJRBEJDHJDDNDN #IM SO MAD. ABOUT IT. #tbh maybe this is gonna sound crazy and it’s like … context for the last post or whatever but #he’s on holiday w his friends and his message reply was thank you very much xx which to me was WEIRD bc in the few times we’ve texted he’s #never xx … sooooo idk I just feel like there’s some sort of game but I’m probs being psycho and immature #not that it even matters :) #at all. #I think that’s what I’m more mad at … I’m not more mad it I’m just mad abt multiple things

[bat-anon]

Rewatching and trying to enjoy Mystery Incorporated but why did they feel the need to call a Latino immigrant’s accent suspicious and compare a Black woman’s body to a female wrestler apropos of nothing. Like what the fuck

#I was hoping the racist accent joke was just a one off thing but apparently not! #This is so disappointing bc I tried to give it another chance thinking maybe I was just being too sensitive as a Chicano— #-but then they had that white woman say that stuff about Angel like it was a normal thing to say! #Please tell me someone else noticed this and I’m not just going crazy #Like forget the relationship drama what was this about

[ghostfacd]

SASSY MEN DO IT BETTER! | TOM BLYTH

PAIRING. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader

SUMMARY. in which yours and tom’s behind the scenes gossip session goes viral and everyone’s dying to know who’s it about

AUTHOR’S NOTE. thank you to whomever requested this, nonnie i love you! this was so much fun to write and instead of Instagram posts, I decided to do tweets this time! enjoy as always and thank you for the overwhelming support on my au, it means so so much

installment of this au (recommend reading for context)

It started off innocent.

Just you and Tom in the background of a Behind The Scenes video where Rachel was currently talking about her character, Lucy Gray Baird.

You and Tom were fairly close in proximity—as you always were anyway—and you two were scrolling through your phones, showing each other funny videos or pictures of beautiful places that showed up on your feed.

That was until a message popped up from your ex, some jerk who had somehow gained a role in a movie and thought he was now some hotshot in the film industry.

“Oh seriously,” Tom mutters, watching as you tapped on the messages your ex had sent you. “He’s got to be kidding.”

Your ex had apparently “missed you greatly” and wanted to hang out so you two could catch up. He said he watched The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and was in awe of how well you acted. If he wasn’t such a toxic asshole when you two were dating, you would take it as a compliment.

“I don’t know where he has the nerve.” Tom says, giving you a disgusted look. “Like girl, please.”

“Girl please?” You say, giggling as your head fell back into his chest. “Baby, I didn’t know you said things like that.”

“There’s plenty of more where that came from,” he says, “Okay, I need to stop. What if someone on set thinks I’m crazy?”

“They already think you’re crazy.”

Tom rolls his eyes, shoving your shoulder back slightly. “You’re lucky you’re my girlfriend.”

“I think you’re more of the girlfriend in the relationship Tom,” you say, shrugging. You fail to hold in your laugh as you watch Tom’s expression turn into shock. “I’m kidding, thank you for being the best boyfriend I can ask for.”

He grumbles a sure whatever under his breath when you engulf him in a tight hug.

“You’re practically crushing my lungs.” He says a minute in, only to be responded with a roll of your eye. “But hey, I’m much better than that newbie actor ex of yours, right?”

“Is that even a question?” You say, pulling away. “He was just nonchalant and mean to me half of the time. Don’t know why I even dated him.”

Your phone goes off, another message coming from your ex. “Oh, he called you knock off Draco Malfoy, which by the way, isn’t even an insult because he doesn’t even come close to you or Draco Malfoy in terms of looks.”

Tom lets out an honest to God laugh at your commentary, shaking his head in amusement. “Yeah, but didn’t you have a huge crush on Malfoy as a kid?”

You pretend to think for a minute before nodding your head teasingly, “yeah, I guess things never change huh?”

“Okay stop, you know I’m a fake blonde.”

And the entire moment between you and Tom is captured on camera, sending your fans into a frenzy as they watched how cute you two were with each other.

#coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow angst #coriolanus snow smut #coriolanus snow imagine #coriolanus snow fanfiction #coriolanus snow x reader #coriolanus snow x you #tom blyth x reader #tom blyth #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #the hunger games x reader #the hunger games

[iicarused]

##my wife, my wife, my wife, my wife

y!vox x ex!reader / alastor x reader also because he stole vox’s bitch if you squint

part ii

synopsis: from this ask / reader is vox’s ex and he’s not too keen of the separation — you were supposed to come back to him! not run around with his rival and get rid of his only access of looking after you (removing any/all electronics from your life)

beware: DARK THEMES / heavy yandere aspects, obsession (vox’s end), territorial aspects, manipulation, implications of a toxic relationship / let me know if i missed anything!

he’s been watching you. what, did you think you could just leave? no, that will not do for him! you’re his wife, his lover, his other half that he cannot live without! you brought him fame and so much fortune with just your pretty face.

through the camera of your phone, the security cameras that litter hell, he’s been keeping an eye on you. however, you know that.

after a year of maintaining a relationship with one of hells overlords, you finally snapped and broke it off. the press were eating it right up. “y/n, can you tell us why you and vox are no more?” “y/n, who broke it off first?” “y/n, is there a chance you’ll both get together again?” you laughed at the last question

there was only one place in all of hell to hide — a place where no electronic bothered to exist — hazbin hotel

you came tired. hair a mess and a fluffed robe over your shoulders. “i’m begging of you, please take me in, i prefer learning some shit redemption arc than to deal with a crazy ex.” you cried. of course charlie said yes.

since then, vox has been searching for you:

“i swear to FUCK — !! “ vox heaved. when valentino walked in, the tv host seemed to pause on his theatrics. “she couldn’t have gone far.”

“face it, at this rate she’s done with you.” the moth insisted while getting comfortable on the couch.

but those words didn’t sit right with vox. the multiple screens in front of him flicked through different channels, eager just to find a clue of your whereabouts.

to say vox was pissed when finding out where you were was an understatement. a camera zooming in on the sight of you having some fresh air — right outside that stupid hotel

picking at a daisy, someone else came into the frame. alastor knelt to your side with a cup of tea, or so he assumed, sitting down next to you while basking underneath the stars. vox couldn’t hear any audio since the radio demon seemed to mess up the frequency, but he could see that familiar smile that pulled at your lips

you used to smile at him just like that

in less than a day, vox came straight to the hotel. demanding for you to come out. come on home! you both can work through it! this is just another bump in the road, there’s no need to hide!

from the balcony, your gaze settles on vox down below. you almost feel sorrowful and your heart begins to ache. sometimes you miss him, and sometimes you miss the comfort of his arms. he was a hurricane just as he was a summers day, and that was the man you fell in love with. you knew his love was sick, but that was expected from demons… right? not his though, it was far too gone to be considered a daydream.

“doll, we were meant to be!” vox pleaded, his gaze never leaving yours.

you never answered to his pleas.

“it’s that fucking radio demon, right!?” vox accused. here comes a tantrum.

you turned to face away.

“please, we were going to be overlords — together!” back to broken promises you were unsure if it were true.

a yandere is someone who is in love with you, and that’s a dream come true for anyone who wishes for love. but god, do you wish it wasn’t you.

vox never stopped sending gifts to the hotel after that. nor has he stopped coming by to the building just to try and convince you to leave. his heart is aching, and only you are his medicine.

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[55szn]

good luck - mv1

max verstappen x fem!reader smau

summary when max and y/n adopt a black cat and everyone thinks it’s bringing him bad luck, they are determined to prove them wrong

warnings none i think

fc various girls from pinterest

notes requested!💘 loved this so muchhajska (excuse my poor editing skills on this one lol)

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[bigfatbimbo]

Can you do a Alastor x married reader? (No smut please just wholesome and gore shit)

omg i didn’t know if you wanted Alastor with a reader who’s already married to somebody else or if you want reader who’s married to Alastor.

Initially i thought it was the ladder so that’s what i wrote. If you wanted the first option you can drop another ask and i’ll write that too!

✧.* He goes absolutely crazy for your wedding anniversaries, like i’m not kidding. He would probably do really extreme borderline insane grand gestures

✧.* like say you like nirvana he would probably hunt down kurt kobain and steal his soul just so you get a free concert

✧.* that was a ridiculous example but the gestures are seriously that crazy 

✧.* His love language would probably be gift giving and acts of service. He’s the type to unexpectedly get you flowers or chocolates because he doesn’t really know how else to express his affection towards you.

✧.* On your wedding day, your first dance would probably start slow but then halfway through the song pick up the pace and have like an electro-swing type beat. 

✧.* I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t tell you about it either, just all of a sudden started spinning and dipping you. 

✧.* as you know, he is SUCH an attention whore and his jealousy gets even worse after you two get married. He wants your eyes on him at all times and throws a little tantrum anytime someone else has your attention.

✧.* Luckily you know him well enough to figure out when this happens. Maybe even call him out on it, that’ll get him going.

✧.* If you do end up saying something about his jealousy, especially if it’s in a teasing way, watch his grin tighten and his eyes widen before shaking his head slightly. Obviously trying to hide how much you just caught him off guard.

✧.* He’ll probably say something like “Oh, my dear, you know me far too well.”

✧.* Kisses aren’t as common as they are in other peoples relationships, not to say they don’t happen. Usually he’s the one to initiate it as he’s not that big of a fan of physical touch.

✧.* But he’ll wait until you two have a moment alone and lean down to kiss you.

✧.* Although if he is in a touchy mood, however rare that scenario might be, he will show you very discreetly. maybe you two are just lounging in bed and he’ll gradually scoot ever so slightly closer too you until your practically squeezed together.

✧.* Maybe you take the hint and start to hold his hand, or even rub his back. He wouldn’t say how much he liked it but maybe even let him lean on your shoulder.

✧.* Brother has mad parental issues and misses his mommy so he actually would love feeling taken care of like that.

✧.* More on his jealousy, he will ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A DOUBT kill for you. Whether it’s someone who just had your attention for a little too long, or someone who just plain annoyed you, they’re a goner. OH, and it will not be fast. it will be drawn out and slow because this bitch is absolutely crazy.

✧.* He loves to dance so much that’s probably the most common form of physical touch between you two. 

✧.* Alastor also has a terrible habit of just talking AT you. Usually you humor him at listen even if it feels like he’s talking to himself more than you. Buddy just thinks the things he has to say or super important so you just nod your head and smile.

✧.* If you’re especially known for being Alastors wife then people will absolutely steer clear of you. Actually, a week into dating he probably already sent a message to people who even thought of messing with you. Yeah, it doesn’t happen often anymore.

✧.* He also likes it when you cook for him. It reminds him of his childhood and probably makes him happy. 

✧.* He will DEFINITELY join it and help you cook because my boy loves that quality time!

✧.* Maybe you and him happen to be disliking the same demon and decide to kill them together. Literally power couple shit right there, taking turns beating the shit out of some disrespectful bitch. 

✧.* Probably kissing whilst that’s happening too to be honest.

a/n: OMG IM NOT VERY PROUD OF THIS TBH!! I swear usually i’m better at writing but i literally just don’t like Alastor very much? I don’t know he just doesn’t do it for… well anyways bc of that it might be a little out of character.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor x reader #alastor the radio demon #fluff #x reader