Currently fighting for my life (hungover at kids soft play centre)
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god ok i have to go to bed it is THREE IN THE MORNING and i have a category seven autism event to go to tomorrow
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I am locked outside my house. This is prime time for Spider-Man to come save me.
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Currently being crucified by disney adults in the notes of my own post on tumblr dot com for suggesting that Encanto was just meh
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Do I have a VERY important math test tomorrow? Yes
Did I study? Yes (3 days to be exact)
Did I just spend reading fan fiction until 2am? Also yes
I'm fucked 🙏
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RIP my feet
when you thought your new summer shoes were fully broken-in as of last fall
and then you wear them for the first hot day of the year
and get four blisters, including one on the bottom of your big toe
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This Quidditch scene is putting me through the wringer. Very cross. Please enjoy Hooch being every Quidditch player's worst nightmare while I fight for my life against these bloody broomheads.
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Am I meant to be completing an application for a Masters course? Yes, yes I am. Have I instead spent two hours writing 1500 words towards a Parkner fic? Also yes. Do I deeply regret my life choices? All the time. Will I continue to make bad choices? Absolutely
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got gochujang on my favorite pants and now they’re stained :’)
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Might be falling for a new loserboy 😔
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jj maybank being the clingiest most touchiest boyfriend known to man. he has to be touching you at all times or he’ll die. you’ll be talking to your friends and he’ll just stride over and stick his chin over your shoulder, his hand squeezing at the bump of your hip. you’re sitting in the back of the twinkie while he’s in the passenger seat, and he’ll reach over the back of the seat to hold your hand (cue pope & kie gagging). his all time favourite is sliding his hand into your back pocket while you’re walking — it’s slightly inconvenient and he has to be careful he doesn’t step on your feet with his massive boots, but it’s worth it to see you get flustered like that.
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what could’ve been & what is
“…you and me, what do you say?”
1 - Jennifer Saint, Elektra // 2 - Sue Zhao // 3 - Richard Siken, Snow and Dirty Rain & Maria Petrovykh, Love Me. I Am Pitch Black // 4 - art by @ratsandlilies on twitter // 5 - @/laniyng & @/orpheuslament // 6 - Keane, Better Than This // 7 - Mitski, Stay Soft // 8 - @/kedreeva & Margaret Atwood, ‘He shifts from east to west’, Power Politics & Clarice Lispector, The Stream of Life & Anais Nin, Henry and June // 9 - Molly McAdams, Stealing Harper & Jack Kerouac, On the Road // 10 - Henri Cole, Nothing to Declare: Poems; ‘Sphere’ & ??? // 11 - @/obeliskandmetronome // 12 - Michael Cunningham, The Hours & Marion Wheeler, There Is No Antimemetics Division // 13 - Lucia LoTempio, Hot with the Bad Things // 14 - Gail Hareven, The Confessions of Noa Weber & Flannery O'Connor, The Violent Bear It Away // 15 - p.d., there is no absolution for the fallen, only the dying // 16 - art by c.b. (@/archbudzar)
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