#please is a yoke

[walkerrenee]

if anyone sees this please i am begging you to send me songs filled with the most yearning and longing that makes you drop to your knees and heave pls pls nothing is doing it right now 🧎🙏

#music #music recs #yearning #longing #noah kahan #hozier #leith ross #lizzy mcalpine #yoke lore #the crain wives #florence + the machine #eliza mclamb #taylor swift #one direction #boygenius #lord huron #the wren #<<< those are some artists i already have on the playlist please help i will owe you my life #pj talks

[blmpff]

LET'S FUCKING GOO

P'Yokee: Wake up Have a GOOD DAY ja #WandeeGooddayQ1 starts

15.01.24

#WANDEE GOODDAY STARTS SHOOTING TODAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL #please be good please be good please be good #wandee goodday #yokee apirak #vs twitter #wdgdq #blmpff

[starscelly]

in a very real way. i hope we all explode

#oh he’s a yoke. he’s a yoke #forgot how long robo clung on to that nasty stache #the most unlikely friendship group. and yet here they are. besties #dallas stars #nils lundkvist #scott wedgewood #jason robertson #i feel like i need to start tagging wags lol. brittany i’m ur biggest fan please leave scott. 4 me.

[echothetenrec]

Sonic Prime looks SO GOOD and I'm literally FIENDING to watch it soon. I don't have a netflix subscription yet but I will be getting one later this week and I am going to scream about Nine the Fox (and the other characters too ig)

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #dude the amount of sonadow moments ive seen screenshots and artwork of??? #can't wait to see them for myself #do not even get me started on New Yoke City and Nine i will go apeshit #nine the fox #I'm literally so happy it's technically canon that's so cool #I know barely anything but I already know I'm gonna love it #dude. the animation and art style? *chefs kiss* #no spoilers PLEASE #this can and will give me disgustingly good ideas for angst for the record

[1990jeevas]

never seen a fandom more dedicated to drawing equally as buff genderbends of their male characters (if not buffer) than the jujutsu kaisen fandom

#shit self #i see buff lesbian satosugu like everyday its so lovely #its like a huge part of why i started watching genuinely #bc my twt mutual kept rting absolutely yoked lesbian genderbend fanarts #and i was like wow who is she...and it was always fem geto #ive seen occasional skinny minnie genderbend art ofc but even thats not like wildly out off mark #bc its not like satosugu are like toji levels of ripped esp gojo #like he's a lil skinty #regardless i just love it like it makes me so happy i love buff lesbian genderbends #saw fem nanami today that was like twice as ripped as actual nanami and i was so pleased

[windrush-child]

Me @ all the bomb ass submarine memes because I know exactly Sir Lewis would get himself into dangerous shit like that

#babe… please don’t EVER go to space #I can’t be flying up there & search for him I’m afraid of heights #lewis hamilton #for legal reasons this is a yoke

[wereh0gz]

Actually before season 1b or season 2 whatever we're calling it comes out I wanna talk abt how I hope prime ends

Bc I feel like the show is leading up to Sonic having to choose between his original world or the shatterverse and if he saves the original then the other shatterspaces will disappear. And that's fucking sad. I don't want characters like Nine or Rusty to disappear without getting the chance to live full, happy lives. But I also don't want Sonic to lose his original friends and family forever while trying to save the others

So I propose a secret third option. That being Sonic's original world being fixed, while the other shatterspaces sort of converge and exist WITHIN the paradox prism

Ok let me explain that a bit better SO Sonic puts the prism back together like he and Shads are planning to. That fixes Sonic's world and everything is back to normal on Sonic's end. BUT on everyone else's end the shatterspaces sort of come together, either by physically becoming one world or bridges forming between each one or something so now they have access to each other

And now the paradox prism in Sonic's world can be used to access the shatterverse, ig by touching it or maybe channeling its energy somehow with machines or something. And it's kept safe somewhere secret so a certain egghead can't cause trouble there anymore. Bc the shatterspaces now exist inside of the prism

No I'm not coping with the hard decision Sonic is gonna be forced to make at the end of this series and the inevitable loss that comes with it idk what you're talking abt (<- lying, coping)

#ramblings #sonic prime spoilers #please i'm not ready to say goodbye to all of them #ik we still have another season after this one so maybe i'm wrong and maybe things won't end as bad as i think #but idk it definitely feels like it's heading in a very grim direction #but i wanna see all the shatterspace counterparts not be completely lost for the sake of saving sonic's original friends #i mean i do want sonic to save his friends but also it's not fair to the ones who had it especially bad in their shatterspaces #like nine and rusty #especially rusty #and everyone in new yoke actually #but especially rusty she's so tragic as a character and it wouldn't be fair if her story ends with her being deleted from existance #i wanna see her regain her autonomy and live a full and happy life with birdy PLEASE #:[ #i need to stop i'm making myself way too sad over this lol

[annapostsstuff]

#romance club #romance club game #theodora #Theodora season 1 #lawrence barkley #friedrich blumhagen #yoke van der lusse #rc friedrich #rc lawrence #rc yoke #make it stop please😭 #that’s my found family😭 #i can’t recover from this I swear😭

[shinigami-striker]

Now Live: Sonic Prime Season 3 | Thursday, 01.11.24

The third and final season of Sonic Prime is now live on Netflix.

P.S.: whatever you do, DON'T SPOIL IT to anyone who didn't watch the series forehand. Thank you for your cooperation.

#sonic prime #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime s3 #sonic prime sonic #new yoke city #netflix #netflix anime #netflix series #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #deven mack #jun'ichi kanemaru #junichi kanemaru #anime #anime iconography #no spoilers #no spoilers please #no spoilers plz #january #january 2024 #january 11th #wildbrain #man of action #man of action entertainment #thursday thoughts #spoiler free

[grumpyfaceurn]

Everything I learned about history from movies is a lie

More precisely the shirt worn by any man in any movie set between 1600 and 1900 - that white floofy shirt that's gathered into a yoke - never existed

They don't have yokes and if they do they are too late and don't have any of the other attributes (drop shoulders, under arm gussets, closed fronts)

#But it looks cooler with a yoke! Damn it #Feel free to correct me #No PLEASE do I want to be wrong about this

[queenlucythevaliant]

Time to share another of my favorite Christian poems with you all. It’s a martyrdom poem by Varlam Shalamov, a victim of the Soviet gulags and also the writer of Kolyma Tales. A few favorite stanza are written out here; the entire poem is typed out below. It’s a little on the long end, but entirely worth it. 

“Avvakum in Pustozyorsk” by Varlam Shalamov

The walls of my church

  are the ribs of my heart;

it seems life and I

  are soon bound to part

 .

My cross now rises,

  traced with two fingers.

In Pustozyorsk it blazes;

  its blaze will linger.

 .

I’m glorified everywhere,

  vilified, branded;

I have already become

  the stuff of legend.  

 .

I was, people say,

  full of anger and spite;

I suffered, I died

  for the ancient rite.

 .

But this popular verdict

  is ugly nonsense;

I hear and reject

  the implied censure.

 .

The rite is nothing���

  neither wrong nor right;

a rite is a trifle

  in God’s sight.

 .

But they attacked our faith

  in the ways of the past,

in all we’d learned as children

  and taken to heart.

 .

In their holy garments,

  in their grand hats,

with a cold crucifix

  in their cold hands,

 .

in thrall to a terror

  clutching their souls,

they drag us to jails

  and herd us to scaffolds.

 .

We don’t mind about the doctrine

  books and their age;

we don’t debate virtues

  of fetters and chains.

 .

Our dispute is of freedom,

  and the right to breathe—

about the Lord’s will

  to bind as he please.

 .

The healers of souls

  chastised our bodies;

while they schemed and plotted,

  we ran to the forests.

 .

Despite their decrees,

   we hurled our words

out of the lion’s mouth

  and into the world.

 .

We called for just vengeance

  against their sins;

along with the Lord,

   we sang poems and hymns.

 .

The words of the Lord

  were claps of thunder.

The Church endures;

   it will never go under.

 .

And I, unyielding,

  reading the Psalter,

was brought to the gates

  of the Andronikov Monastery.

 .

I was young;

  I endured every pain:

hunger, beatings,

  interrogations.

 .

A winged angel

  shut the eyes of the guard,

brought me cabbage soup,

  and a hunk of bread.

 .

I crossed the threshold—

  and I walked free.

Embracing my Exile,

  I walked to the east.

 .

I held services

   by the Amur River,

where I barely survived

  the winds and blizzards.

 .

They branded my cheeks

  with brands of frost;

by a mountain stream

  they tore out my nostrils.

 .

But the path to the Lord

  goes from jail to jail;

the path to the Lord

  never changes.

 .

And all too few,

  since Jesus’s days,

have proved able to bear

  God’s all-seeing gaze.

 .

Nastasia, Nastasia,

  do not despair;

true joy often wears

  a garment of tears.

 .

Whatever temptations

  may beat in your heart,

whatever torments

  may rip you apart,

 .

walk on in peace,

  through a thousand troubles

and fear not the serpent

  that bites at your ankles—

 .

though not from Eden

  has this snake crawled;

it is an envoy of evil

  from Satan’s hand.

 .

Here, birdsong

  is unknown;

here one learns the patience

  and the wisdom of stone.

 .

I have seen no color

  except lingonberry

in fourteen years

  spent as a prisoner.

 .

But this is not madness,

  nor a waking nightmare;

it is my soul’s fortress,

  its will and freedom.

 .

And now they are leading me

  far away in fetters;

my yoke is easy

  and my burden grows lighter.

 .

My track is swept clean

  and dusted with silver;

I’m climbing to heaven

  on wings of fire.

 .

Through cold and hunger,

  through grief and fear

towards God, like a dove,

  I will rise from the pyre.

 .

O far-away Russia—

  I give you my vow

to return to the sky

  forgiving my foe.

 .

May I be reviled,

  and burned at the stake;

may my ashes be cast

  on the mountain wind.

 .

There is no fate sweeter,

  no better end,

than to knock, as ash,

  at the door of the human heart.

#this poem absolutely destroys me #there are so many threads running through it but more than anything I see such beautiful submission to God's will in it #the road to the Lord goes from jail to jail; the road to the Lord never changes #and so there's this exhortation to relish martyrdom and long for glory #like so many of the martyrs #and yet it's so uniquely personal and Soviet #that opening line: if they blow up our cathedrals and outlaw our meetings we will still carry the church in our chests #behind our ribs in our hearts #and then to say 'we don't care about the specific books or rites or liturgies we care about /freedom/ #but not freedom in the way that most people in this situation would mean it in the way that he would have every right to mean it #freedom for God to bind as he please #and somehow the part that makes my heart twist most with grief is 'i have seen no color but lingonberry in fourteen years' #YET still this is not a waking nightmare; it is my soul's fortress #my soul's barren colorless fortress #but God is there #and so my yoke is easy #ughhhh this poem #and that ending #the awareness that the greatest end a person can have is to have one's death be a tertimony #if you haven't read it read Kolyma Tales #it's some of the most beautiful prose I have ever read applied to one of the most awful subjects in history #and for goodness' sake read this poem #it will do your soul good #the unquenchable fire #literature makes us more human #leah learns calligraphy #i would cut off a toe for the chance to write about this poem in a formal context #but tumblr will have to do #martyr club this is for you #russia where are you flying to?

[albonium]

the scenes if floods get imola cancelled followed by french people preventing monaco to happen, turning a triple header into a single event

#this is a yoke and i know the floods have been quite bad there the past weeks #also please if protesters do stop the monaco gp from happening i guarantee that whatever they do will be more fun than the race so #win win

[avephelis]

legiterally the last lore stream EVA and mistah soot cannot give us a starting time. typical 🙄. swagever.

#/lh. butstill some respect for people waking up at 4am for you or people with plans/lives please. #jokinng im yoking. maybe

[nonasuch]

IT IS TIME: Miss Universe National Costume 2023

it's here! the Met Gala for people who actually understand what camp is!

yes I'm like 3 months late, but I sat down and watched the damn thing. I put up with the horrible little rhyming couplets for each contestant so you don't have to. and without further ado:

Albania: Starting off very Victoria’s Secret this year! Apparently it’s gold for important symbolism reasons, not just because everything in this competition is blinged out to within an inch of its life. The wings do look nice in motion!

Angola has a good balance of bling, actual cultural dress, and oh hey it has surprise bonus art on the back! That will be a theme this year.

Argentina: Why is there a guy in a hat right down at the bottom edge of her cape. He looks like he’s staring at her butt. How does this represent their flag.

Aruba: This is fine. I like the coral. She thinks climate change is bad. Her parrot is clearly way too heavy to hold up and it wobbles like crazy in motion.

Australia: This is now multiple years in a row that Australia has just worn a fucking prom dress. It’s got native wildflowers on. You could have made this exact same dress with a Great Barrier Reef theme and I would have liked it 80% more.

Bahamas: This costume is allegedly based on a 19th-century doll from the Bahamas “world famous straw market,” which is already bullshit; I googled “bahamas straw market antique doll” and like. they both have big skirts? I guess? Anyway now I’m too distracted by the way she has a hoop skirt awkwardly jammed under there and hiked up on one side. Minus ten for poor construction.

Bahrain's theme is “Bahrain’s pearl heritage,” which like. I guess? The headdress and yoke are pretty. Put more pearls on the actual outfit. Kudos for getting to wear pants.

Belgium: Girl. No. Why is your theme “Latin dance” and why are you wearing a spangly cocktail dress with a totally unrelated piece of fabric fluttering behind it? (Apparently the fabric was designed by a member of Belgium’s royal family? Who is a fashion designer? This is what nepotism gets you.)

Bolivia saw Aruba’s parrot and was like, I can do that better. And she was right! It’s way less wobbly and the costume as a whole does work better. Also made from recycled materials, so we’ll see if that’s a theme again this year. The back of the cape is nice too.

Sadly, Bolivia's parrot supremacy was short-lived, because Brazil was like, bitch please. I see your sad little parrots and raise you FOUR giant parrots, and also the shoulder parrots are articulated and can turn their heads back and forth. I think Brazil wins the parrot competition that only she knew she was in.

#miss universe national costume

[windrush-child]

You guys know that feeling a couple days before your period when you’re like ‘ouchie my tummy hurts a bit. also I wanna k*ll myself’

#(it’s a yoke please don’t report me lol) #but holy sheeeeeet I’m rly going through it this month #happy international women's day

[deepspaceclawstation]

I finally tried on my sweater! It fits perfectly around the chest so that's good. I'm still a little worried about the sleeves though. Like I adjusted the (arm?) circumference according to gauge so the girth is not the issue but since this is my first time knitting a garment I don't know how the armhole will behave. I don't even own any store-bought knit I can compare with it, or this would have been much easier. Currently the top portion of the...sleeve cap(?) sticks out a little (as the stitches are live) so hopefully that length will add to the armhole circumference (not exactly the armhole but you know what I mean.) Adding more stitches while picking up would be overkill at this point, right? Right??

#For context I added 44 extra stitches to yoke and cast on 14 extra underarm stitches #So 58 extra stitches (per sleeve) at a gauge of 26 st/4 in. so almost 9 inches #It WILL be very funny if I end up overcompensating for my fatness but also it's not like I would turn away oversized clothing #That is a luxury at my size lol #Uhhh #My crafts #Suggestions welcome please keep them about the sweater and not about my body thank you #Edit: Ok wow I suck at math I added 44 extra yoke stitches TOTAL so 22+14=36 st per sleeve #At the gauge it means I added 5.5 inches and NOT 9 even I was surprised at such a large number