i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
NSFW comic ive been wanting to do for a while of seb getting…influenced…by the dark relic👀👀no idea how long its gonna be or how long itll take, so have a wip for now 🙃
i really love how it’s canon that Carmy’s never had a girlfriend and is a certified loser, yet in every fic he eats pussy like a champ. worships it, lives off of it, couldn’t function without it. ravishes it like a man starved yet savors every drop. eats it more than he eats real food. that’s just Carmy idk. i love that man. keep it up.
“The fan that always tries to find a problem…doesn’t help…the person who loves Ferrari shouldn’t encourage that speech too much.”
“There are races where you’ll be the priority, races where you’ll have to help your teammate or Ferrari and races where your teammate will have to help you.”
“And as much as people try to find a #1 driver, a #2…Charles and I have never had a problem, we have always worked perfectly together, we’ve always been close to each other.”
Abstract: We present five cases of penetrative stab wounds of the abdomen (all involving the same two patients) and the care and interventions that led to successful recovery (and reconciliation).
To cite this paper: Roach & Spriggs, L. (1717). A Series of Cases of Penetrating Stab Wounds of the Abdomen. Republic of Pirates Medical Journal, 1(1), 29-31.
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in which Roach co-invents peer-reviewed scientific literature
(can fix-it fics be written in the format of scientific journal articles? I have decided that yes, yes they can)