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plinkcat-gif · 1 year
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dad repellent
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myclericalromance · 11 months
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
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madeline-celeste · 1 year
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Why are there no capitalism numbers. I want to scream numbers over text
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kyouka-supremacy · 1 year
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Valentine's cards inspired by the most romantic chapters of the manga
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hollow-head · 7 months
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there's a joke that goes: NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but he was such a perfectionist he made them film it on location
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choccy-milky · 5 months
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NSFW comic ive been wanting to do for a while of seb getting…influenced…by the dark relic👀👀no idea how long its gonna be or how long itll take, so have a wip for now 🙃
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laiiaaa · 7 months
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i really love how it’s canon that Carmy’s never had a girlfriend and is a certified loser, yet in every fic he eats pussy like a champ. worships it, lives off of it, couldn’t function without it. ravishes it like a man starved yet savors every drop. eats it more than he eats real food. that’s just Carmy idk. i love that man. keep it up.
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stumpwentz · 6 months
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the best way to make it through with hearts and wrists intact...
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starcurtain · 2 months
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Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:
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Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:
✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)
✅️ Part-time side hustle
✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)
✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead
✅️ Liyue flourishing
✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband
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scribblekinqq · 4 months
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a collection of my silly drawings of the fontaine trio. (cuz i’ve been going crazy)
inspirations for the last doodle page came from lyney & freminet’s voice lines abt each other
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wafflesrisa · 6 months
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“The fan that always tries to find a problem…doesn’t help…the person who loves Ferrari shouldn’t encourage that speech too much.”
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“There are races where you’ll be the priority, races where you’ll have to help your teammate or Ferrari and races where your teammate will have to help you.”
“And as much as people try to find a #1 driver, a #2…Charles and I have never had a problem, we have always worked perfectly together, we’ve always been close to each other.”
- Carlos Sainz, interview for DAZN España
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war-criminal-showdown · 11 months
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bluespring864 · 4 months
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seriously what is it with tennis players and dishwashers?!
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accio-victuuri · 4 months
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xie lian is taken away by san lang from the heavenly capital 🦋
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shinesurge · 3 months
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can anybody hear me for the love of god
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bizarrelittlemew · 10 months
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Abstract: We present five cases of penetrative stab wounds of the abdomen (all involving the same two patients) and the care and interventions that led to successful recovery (and reconciliation). To cite this paper: Roach & Spriggs, L. (1717). A Series of Cases of Penetrating Stab Wounds of the Abdomen. Republic of Pirates Medical Journal, 1(1), 29-31.
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in which Roach co-invents peer-reviewed scientific literature
(can fix-it fics be written in the format of scientific journal articles? I have decided that yes, yes they can)
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