#please help Charles won’t stop buying stickers our podcast is starving

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Hello and welcome to The Weird Examines Extraterrestrial(ˢᵗⁱᶜᵏᵉʳ)s: A Very Serious Presentation

Aliens! What’s their deal? Do they have self-esteem issues? Potentially!

We all know aliens love to abduct things: cows, pyramids, The Gays™️ and *checks notes* the concept of Detroit...?

Do aliens want peace? Perhaps.

More like a “peace” of pizza and a coke! Haha!

But seriously folks, alien life isn’t all that different from ours, they like to wear neat fashions, take selfies, do cringe dabs

And even engage in sick skateboard tricks while in various levels of undress

In conclusion: someone please get our Director to stop buying so many fucking alien stickers, our department budget is out of control.

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Soft pastel alien aesthetic

Thank you.

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