#please fuck off disney!!!!!!!

[kami-kun1003]

im just gonna come right out and say it:

pretty much everyone in this fandom portrays Silver as this perfect, flawless, polite, beautiful, princely, romantic gentleman who can do absolutely no wrong in his life ever. which is… not really accurate at all.

he’s odd. he struggles with showing emotions and doesn’t understand social cues very well. his dorm uniform vignette is literally about how people find him strange and unapproachable due to his lack of expressiveness. in his lab coat vignette, Jamil straight up calls him weird to his face and he fully agrees without hesitation.

and in one of his voice lines, he calls Yuu strange just for wanting to hang out with him. stop and think about that for a second. he considers himself boring and doesn’t expect anyone would want to spend time with him. maybe he used to try and make friends, but people kept avoiding him, saying that he wasn’t fun to be around.

he’s not the handsome guy that everybody in the school falls for, he’s the quiet kid who doesn’t say much or has any friends outside of his own personal circle. and i think that has a lot of potential for angst.

#if u reply to my post with smth like ‘oh but he IS perfect and flawless and princely’ i will actually fucking block you #youre free to disagree with me ofc but please dont be annoying about it #read a vignette instead of an x reader i am begging you #i wrote this on zero sleep so if i seem annoyed or my wording is off thats why #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst silver #twst analysis #diasomnia #chemy’s concoctions 🧪

[adragoncalledcat]

Please I’m absolutely fine there is nothing to w-

*starts rewatching Willow cast interviews just to feel something*

#willow series #willow 2022 #I miss this cast so fucking much #they slayed the found family trope on and off screen #Disney please bring them back it’s vital to my health that you do so #kit tanthalos #tanthamore #jade claymore #elora danan #graylora

[the-far-bright-center]

People saying 'everyone loves Hayden Anakin now that he has a good script'....FUCK OFF. The script was never the actual reason the dudebro fanboys hated Anakin in the Prequels. They had already viciously hated on little Ani back in TPM. And not because of so-called 'bad writing', but because he was a cute, precocious little kid and they couldn't stand that being associated with their beloved 'badass' Vader. And likewise, they IMMEDIATELY decided to hate Anakin in AotC when Hayden was cast because he was a pretty boy instead of whatever headcanon they wanted for him. They resented Anakin in the Prequels because he was first depicted as a sweet and caring child who loved his mother, and then later because he was an emotionally vulnerable young man who had a romantic storyline and was motivated by love and his fear of losing those he loved. The fanboys hated Prequels Anakin because he wasn't Vader. They wanted Vader. They have always worshipped Vader. THAT is the reason. Not the script. Seriously, there are so many older male fans who are STILL bitter over a 'pretty boy' playing Anakin. Stop blaming the script for everything. The Prequel films and Hayden Anakin were only thought to be universally 'hated' due to the fact that the fanboys ruled the internet in those early days, and spread the hate around with no one to counter it. The Prequels are way better films than anything Disney could EVER hope to produce, and it's infuriating that people are acting like the material Disney of all things churns out is somehow the 'reason' people like Hayden Anakin now. No, it's because they've had time to go back and appreciate his role in the Prequels and seen that it's actually a compelling story and his performance is, in fact, good.

#anti-disney #pro-lucas saga #prequels defense squad #seriously gtfo with that bullshit #especially if you weren't THERE and did not experience how the hate ACTUALLY manifested back then #no one cared about the damn script #despite people making fun of 'i don't like sand' it wasn't that big of a deal #the issue was simply that the dudebros decided they hated Lucas' version of Anakin in the Prequels and that was that #they just never opened their minds enough to actually appreciate him #believe it or not Hayden actually respected Lucas' vision for Anakin and for the Prequels #he understood what Lucas was trying to convey #so please kindly FUCK OFF with the Prequels hate

[thatgirlonstage]

Thinking through the logical conclusions of lore that the source material has clearly not thought that deeply about can be annoying or depressing in the sense of seeing exactly how deep the plot holes go but so long as it doesn’t inherently break the suspension of disbelief or ruin your enjoyment of the overall story it can be really fun to figure out what you can use to plug the holes. Like that’s just free real estate now baby. If the lore implies X but the story wound up at Z, then you can make the journey through Y be whatever you want it to be

#writing #this is about a lot of shows but unfortunately in this specific moment it’s about #elena of avalor #now that [static noise] has a completed draft I need to finish the bed you made #it’s just like half a chapter that I ended up having to rewrite bc the first version of it ceased to work once I finished the fic #but i want to get it finished and up so I’m looking back over my draft #and just. I have. so many Thoughts #I’m v pleased with how I handled the jaquins #low key I want. to write another spin off. #(I have already written two spin offs of this fic that I haven’t even finished posting) #specifically addressing: hey where the fuck is Esteban’s spirit guide. What Is The Deal #this show DEFINITELY didn’t think through ‘everyone has a spirit guide’ lmao #i think it would kind of fuck if Shuriki uhhhhh killed his spirit guide #ANYWAY #so many apologies in advance to my subscribers when that nonsense starts appearing in your inboxes again #i have a problem #the problem is that Esteban Flores is a traumatized little stress ball and I want to shake him around like he’s in a snow globe #SORRY WE’RE AT TAKING THE DISNEY JUNIOR SHOW WAY TOO SERIOUSLY ON MAIN HOURS AGAIN #THIS JUST. THIS IS JUST GONNA HAPPEN AT LEAST UNTIL I GET THIS FIC AND ALL ITS SIDE STORIES OUT OF MY SYSTEM

[clonehub]

I think I would like a narrative about clones that is not "we've finally realized the truth about ourselves....our purpose is to fight!!"

#ch posts #please just get me a guy (who isnt cut) who just fucks off and doesnt deal w the empire or the rebellion #and isnt coded as shitty for it #idk like. ig bc im in my own head w my OCs like #all this ''we have a greater purpose than being canon fodder'' and then some of them CHOOSE to be canon fodder for the underdog this #time like HUH #maybe im overthinking it #disney should put me in charge of clone content

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

As much as I hate current Disney and what they are doing, I don't like it when people try to do revisionist history or misinterpretations of the classic movies just for the sake of sticking it at Disney. Those movies were made by people with a passion for storytelling and art. I won't allow people to slander them just because they hate what Disney is doing nowadays. Keep them out of this mess.

#disney #disney classics #txt #someone on twitter once said that disney has been spreading “leftist” propaganda since the renaissance. oh please fuck off #and there is woman rachel wilson who made the most asinine claims about tlm. she thinks it was all about “independence” and “girl power” #no bitch it was about forgiveness letting children go letting prejudices go communication problems and love being sacrificial. miss me with #that nonsense. she was reaching for the stars with her takes on that movie #don't bring that bullshit into the renaissance era. nothing about that era was politically-driven #the closest was probably mulan and that story was more about wanting to prove people you can do something right and being loved and #cherished by your parents regardless of what tradition says. she just happened to live in a highly tradionalistic sexist culture but really #her story applies to everybody and that's why everybody likes that movie and her so much. she is very relatable and real

[gideongaye]

this isn’t a hashtag cancel disney’s Peter Pan post or some shit like that. anyway, with that disclaimer out of the way plus one more disclaimer that i am certainly willing to hear people out who would wish to explain why i’m wrong about this if i am wrong about this which is:

i think “What Makes The Red Man Red” is a lot more racist than anything in Song of the South. there.

#schtuff i randomly wanted to get off my chest i guess #racism #mind you putting morals aside and just focusing on quality and that sort of thing #of course i think Peter Pan is a way better flick than Song of the South its not even a contest haha #just think it’s stupid that Disney sweeps SotS under the rug #when its not like the rest of their catalog is completely squeaky clean utterly free of racist content #please don’t read this as a going to bat for Song of the South post #the rather delightful animated sequences aside the live action stuff (which makes up the majority of the movie) is so fucking boring

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

My vision for Lola is a straightman that's normal and boring UNLESS it has to do with sports / games . Like once she and bugs went mini golfing and it was Lola's years of practice and obsession vs bug's natural talent and they had to get kicked out because they kept making it in one shot and were too stubborn to end it in a tie

#DO YOU SEE MY VISION #also she and bugs would fucking hate eachother #she called him an old man and he chased her with his hammer #shes just this spunky and athletic young adult from the 90s #make her extra competitive !!! please !!! #ro talks #looney tunes #lola bunny #bugs bunny #theres an ongoing joke of her having a fuxl ton of metals #daffy invites her to play go-fish and she goes 'oh man in the fourth grade i was number one go-fisher in the county' #she does this with every single game #looney tunes is built off of being the anti disney so whats more anti Disney than the mascot despising the studio assigned love interest

[marinerainbow]

Poppy got invited onto one of Maroon Cartoons sets- somehow... But unfortunately, it's the Roger Rabbit and Baby Herman cartoon set.

Herman: *waking up from a nap and sees Poppy. Immediately chooses violence* "Oh, sorry I'm late, doll, I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich."

Poppy: *glaring harder than she ever has before* "Go back to sleep, and starve."

#i do not think these two would get along #Poppy would not like Hermans attitude towards everybody and his girlfriends #(especially how he treats Roger in the related rabbits timeline) #not to mention shed find it creepy that a 50 year old BABY is this crass/perverted #and Herman probably wouldnt like how Poppy doesnt trip over herself to please him #and doesn't care about his fame in the slightest- she'll still treat him like anybody else #Poppy would have tried to be courtesous and polite when they first met- but then Herman would grate on her nerves more and more #until she hit her 'fuck it' button and doesnt hold herself back XD #(Poppy not holding herself back though is like her sending glares your way if you do anything she doesnt like #or- in this case- actually telling you off in a harsh manner. so its not too much on her end XD) #honestly i just want Poppy to have a not great relationship with somebody that ALSO brought out her more angry side #and Herman seemed perfect for that so- #Baby Herman #my own OC's #my own characters #Poppy #WFRR #who framed rodger rabbit #Disney #Disney Heros #incorrect quotes #source: vine

[w0lfwren]

every day that goes by without a zeb and kallus in ahsoka announcement i kill another hostage btw <3

#zeb’s gonna be there FOR SURE #like all that effort for a mando cameo?? NO he’s gonna SHOW UP and see his fucking BROTHER again #his nephew. brothephew. WHATEVER. HIS EZRA!!!!! #but kallus. kallus i’m nervous about. #less afraid of killing him off just to avoid queer rep after vel and cinta but like Fuck it’s still disney we’re still in disneyland…… #ogs #star wars #star wars rebels #please i just want to see my wife and his husband.

[star-shapedfruit]

#????? did y'all watch the original? she wanted to explore the land before she met Eric? #also idk why they're changing some of the lyrics in kiss the girl and poor unfortunate souls #Disney: look how woke we are. we are very woke please pay attention to it. Everyone: ?? fuck off. #the little mermaid

[leclercsbf]

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#🚩 #as someone who watches documentaries about athletes… respectfully… why would you dub them #if i wanted to hear someone speak in a dead and downright ai-sounding american accent i wouldn’t be watching spanish athletes #like okay. okay. dubs are valid. not everyone likes subtitles. i get that #but jesus fucking CHRIST at least put some EFFORT into the dubbing #YOU SOUND LIKE AI MATE IT FUCKING BOTHERS ME #anyway i’m only mad because i swore off disney+ because it’s so fucking expensive #but the sports doc i want to watch is in disney+ #and the illegal streaming sites i’ve found only have it in dub #i’m not about to renew my disney+ subscription for a SINGLE documentary #this is a cry for help #if anyone with a disney+ subscription is cool with me using their account for approximately 8hrs feel free to slide into my dms #this is a joke by the way. please do not give your details to strangers on the internet

[boobersandstuff]

Im not going to apologise for the person I will become when for the future comes out (btw I don't have Disney channel on my TV so where do I watch it?)

#PLEASE DONT GIVE ME SPOILERS #the owl house #fuck you disney #GIVE ME AN TOH SPIN OFF OF MOVIE OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!

[thebestorworstofit]

are you scared or do you want to snuggle?

Jared Leto met gala edition, ready go -

#like we all knew he been out there but like a whole ass fucking cat??? #does anybody else feel like it’s a way to summon Taylor Swift now that she’s single?? #also I’ll be on regular in a little bit. #work has just brought me the worst and most draining humans today #honestly all I can do is spam text my driver and dispatcher that is off work today about how badly I would be in jail #like i don’t know what that level of wanting to beat someone’s ass that is above on site #but whatever that is is how badly I would fucking go to jail to beat some fucking sense into these idiots #anyway #gonna go scan in at disney real quick and try to steal a little serotonin for myself #and if I can’t get serotonin I’ll just get a strawberry croissant and maybe some pasta to go… #this is what it’s been like for my coworkers day just all of my thoughts in their inboxes all day… #Like they get paid really well to deal with me every day.. you poor angels are not cashing a check with my nonsense #and I feel like my attempt to protect all of you has completely gone out the window with these tags #alright sick please don’t follow me byee

[lennythereviewer]

My favorite Kingdom Hearts fact is that one of the biggest plot-holes that Nomura has never been able to meaningfully retcon or write his way out, a plot-hole so big that it fundamentally breaks the very rules the series is written on...

Is the existence of Steamboat Willie

Let me explain for the uninitiated:

In Kingdom Hearts 2, there’s a small detour in the story involving Maleficent trying to invade Disney Castle, the home of King Mickey. She can’t step foot in the castle due to an artefact of pure light that wards off darkness locked in the basement.

Pete, who is working for Maleficent, opens a door into the past (Before Disney Castle, this land was known as Timeless River) and decides to remove the artifact from it’s place in time so it won’t be there to stop them from getting in.

Sora, Donald, and Goofy chase Pete into the past thanks to another magic door provided by Merlin, and through some shenanigans involving old cartoons and teaming up with Pete’s past-self, they lock the door the villains are using, and return the artefact to it’s proper place so it can exist in the present.

You with me so far? Pretty straightforward-ish time-travel plot right?

Here’s where it goes off the rails.

Time travel would go on to become a staple of Kingdom Hearts going forward and would come with a very strict set of rules over how it operates:

1. You can only travel to a point in time where a version of yourself exists

2. You basically give up your body to do so, and travel as a disembodied soul unless you have a vessel to inhabit

3. You can’t alter the past in a meaningful way, what’s going to happen will happen

4. You lose your memories of said trip once you return, but your actions could leave a lingering instinct on your other self that could influence their decisions

“Wait” you may be thinking “Why should anyone go through all those hoops? Wasn’t time travel super simple that first time?”

And you’d be totally right, because the existence of Timeless River completely renders all of these rules and restrictions meaningless. 

There is no version of Sora that existed in Timeless River before he step foot there, everyone kept their bodies, the trio and Pete were able to mess with the timeline as freely as they pleased, and they all very much remember their trip. 

Nomura has never been able to meaningfully explain this super simple, easy way of time travel and the more convoluted method co-existing other than a cheap-throwaway line from one of the villains saying that Merlin “broke the rules” 

The hilarious part about this line is that it implies that PETE of all characters is actually more powerful than the actual villain of the series, because Pete opened a door into Timeless River through sheer willpower and nostalgia for “the good old days”

But the all-knowing chess-master of a villain who had an evil plan several decades in the making with countless moving parts and contingencies to account for had to use the roundabout, more complicated method of time travel where a lot could go wrong.

Pete though? Dude just casually broke all the rules of time travel because he felt like it. He's just built different.

TL;DR: Steamboat Willie breaks Kingdom Hearts lore in half, Pete is more powerful than Master Xehanort, and I fucking love this beautiful trainwreck of a series you guys it means so much to me

I love Kingdom hearts so much.

#Kingdom Hearts #Pete #Xehanort #Merlin #Steamboat Willie #Timeless River #Kingdom Hearts 2 #Kingdom Hearts II #Donald Duck #Goofy #Sora #Disney Castle #Maleficent #Time Travel #Kingdom Hearts 3 #Kingdom Hearts III #Keyblade #Disney #Mickey Mouse #King Mickey

[saraa-lancee]

When we talk about horrible Billionaires, we (rightly) always talk about Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg.

But we never talk about the people in charge of Disney, which is like. Essentially a monopoly that controls almost all of our popular media.

#or even just the people in charge of Disney Land/World #which make billions on the backs of horrific workforce treatment #everyone excuses and ignores because Disney is in the name #Disney has such a death grip on all yall #people will watch disney then bite your head off for ordering something on Amazon in an emergency #please please grow the fuck up