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Dave: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Klaus: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Klaus: Welcome to my very first blog, in which I try different hair products.

Klaus: *sprays hairspray into mouth*

Klaus: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Klaus: To anyone that has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

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Sam, holding a fork: You know you’re talking alot if shit for someone who has two perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the black market.

Bucky: .....

Sam: *lip smack*

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Dave: Are you a cuddler?

Klaus: I am a machine of death and destruction.

Dave: ....

Klaus: ... Yeah Im a cuddler.

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Dave: I like your shirt!

Klaus: Thanks *remembers people like bad boy* I stole it *remembers people also like nice boys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street

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Loki: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Thor: Forty five seconds!!!

Loki: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Thor: Too late.

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Sam: Why do you have a diary?

Bucky: To keep secrets from my computer.

I am convinced this is the diary he has and nobody can tell me otherwise

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Diego: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Allison: Please never become a surgeon.

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Luther: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Five: I never had one.

Luther: An imagination or a childhood?

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Vanya: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it makes me so sad...

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Sam: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.

Bucky: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

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Klaus: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Bucky: Am I in trouble?

Sam: Take a guess.

Bucky: No?

Sam: Take another guess:

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Thor: Okay, two person huddle.

Loki: You cant huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Loki: If it please the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!

Thor: ....

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