#please chill the fuck out

[emptyheadmybeloved]

To that bitch who said about in humans are space orcs and how we ain’t special

You literally have no wonder or whimsy inside of go eat some Kelloggs and read the newspaper

#humans are space orcs #humans are weird #no life #sad life #it’s just a joke #please chill the fuck out #let people enjoy things #shit post

[hellacioushag]

a court of silver flames = acosf

a court of shadowed flowers = acosf

guys why are you playing yourselves this hard. at least put in a bit of effort with these fakes 😂

#it’s been embarrassing my dudes #please chill the fuck out #anti e/riel

[random0lover]

Has anyone else noticed the increased amount of agitated anons lately?

Idk if it’s because winter is finally coming to an end but if that’s the reason why then they all need to go climb back into their caves of misery 😑

#maybe I’ve just been seeing the asks where anons are being assholes #🤷🏻‍♀️ #but it seems like their all pissed off lately #anons #my loves #please chill the fuck out #random0lover is kinda flabbergasted

[greenieflor]

Fucking hate the way my religion class is being taught I would so much rather write little things every week than have to listen to the lecture for a second time and post two video replies

#lav rambles #school shit #the content of the class is so cool!!! #and i am super excited about the content and know it will be useful in my future research #but jesus FUCKING christ #horrible teaching methods #in person isnt much better #cause he interrupts you halfway through your point #and then goes off on some tangent with it #its fucking excruciating #and you can only have THREE absenses????? #like sir #please chill the fuck out #god its awful

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[silverfoxlou]

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#i- #please chill the fuck out

[captainkirkk]

Everytime Batman and Red Hood see each other they end up shouting across the streets of Gotham emotional shit like JUST COME HOME SON and YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME ANYMORE OLD MAN and it's just Not Subtle in the slightest

No one knows that Jason is an ex Robin so everyone comes to the very logical conclusion that the Red Hood is Batman's rebellious blood son that ran away from home to pursue a life of crime and they're not even fucking wrong

#dc #batfamily #batman #new villain in gotham: uhhh why is that crime lord not invited to the annual fuck batman party?? #seasoned villain: that's batman's boy #they had a falling out over all the murder. real sad. he didnt even go home for christmas...... #seasoned villain: anyone he'll probably end up crashing the party at 2am drunk off his ass and it's a toss up over whether he'll start #crying and make everyone uncomfortable #my posts #people trying to convince red hood to go home to the bats because maybe then batman will chill out for 5 seconds #when red hood didnt come home for christmas the whole city heard about kt #it #And batman was SCARY #more than normal #red hood PLEASE call your dad before he puts us in the hospital again

[moderndaypandora]

Hob is going to come home one day two months into Dream's retirement (and seven weeks into their marriage) and Dream's going to be full Victorian maiden on the chaise lounge, arm covering his eyes.

Hob, who is not a fool: Want to talk about it, or want to be consumed by the agonies for a little while longer while I prepare dinner? You got groceries, right?

Dream: [horrible groaning dirge of assent]

Hob: I'm starting to get a little concerned, dearest

Dream: I went out to. Obtain groceries. And the woman at the till said 'enjoy your food'.

Hob: And you said?
 Dream: "My thanks. you as well."

Hob: My poor love. Have a kiss to ease the sting.

Dream: [accepting the forehead kiss as his due] I can't go back to that grocery store in this lifetime.

Hob: Understandable.

Dream: Can we fake our deaths tomorrow?

Hob: Give me two weeks to wrap everything up, then we can.

Dream: <3

#dreamling #you can take the dream out of Dream but you can't take the dramatics #he's going to be horrified to realize that sometimes humans just replay their worst/embarrassing moments in their heads on loop at 3am #instead of sleeping #dream didn't suddenly gain social skills when he became an immortal human #he just lost the ability to will himself away in a cloud of sand #poor dream just wants humanity to be petting cats and fucking his husband #and instead it's Failing To Small Talk Correctly #and everybody everywhere immediately sensing he has No Chill Except On Rare Occasions #even getting drunk off his mind to forget that just results in hangovers the next day #but the bit where Hob is constantly demanding them to take lovey dovey selfies for his phone backgrounds is nice #and Hob will mention my husband in all conversations just because he's so pleased they're married #Hob. Marjorie knows we're married already. It is unnecessary to introduce me as your husband still. #Hob: idk she was looking like she'd forgotten that fact since last time

[marukane]

if anybody is still into bmc in this good year of 2024 please interact with this post in some way i need mutuals who share my hyperfixation of getting back into it

#be more chill #i remade my tumblr just for bmc content #hoping to post some art soon #anyway please interact and i will check you out #ill revive the fandom myself if i have to so fucking help me #i need more people to scream about it to because im pretty sure my gf is tired about me talking about it unprompted lmao #maru rambles

[derekhalesbian]

genuinely how i feel sometimes

#adhd #NOBODY TAKES IT SERIOUSLY EXCEPT PPL WHO ALSO STRUGGLE WITH IT ITS SO FRUSTRATING #kitty needs to chill #neurodivergence #neurodiversity #add #actually adhd #actually add #if i see one more person acting like adhd isn’t an actual debilitating neurological disability #i’m going to fucking scream and no one can stop me #i also would like to point out i said ‘ppl without adhd’ and not ‘neurotypicals’ for A Reason #bc i see some fellow neurodivergents acting like adhd is just…. not a thing #or not as ‘bad’ as other neurodivergencies #or maybe not as impactful would be a better term #and if you’re going to tag this as ‘me but with [other thing]’ please just make your own post

[emptyheadmybeloved]

Some of y'all need to try LARPing as being dead.

#Anger is a gift #i hope you die #please stop existing around me #please chill the fuck out #I just need some peace and quiet

[sharkgirldick]

Incredibly fucking pissed that have to get up for work instead of getting to finish my sex dream about a trans guy fucking my face. Sigh.

#text post #shark thoughts #feeding frenzy #it was so fucking good too #a guy and his friend (boyfriend?) come over to my place to chill. while they're over I casually mention how I've wanted a guy to do that #and he doesn't even wait he shoves me on my back and he shoves my face in his crotch. I'm instantly lost in huffing his smell. #and he orders me to open my mouth and stick my tongue out and he just starts going to town while his friend watches and plays with themself. #god I can still remember how good he tasted and how his bush felt against my face. #i considered calling out of work just for the vain hope that I could continue that dream #can a guy PLEASE come over and use my mouth oh my fucking GOD

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[kiefbutter]

i think it would be funny if the apprentices all got high together. i want to give all of them blunts and then put them in a room to see what happens

1000000000% i feel like amanda and hoffman would be the ones carrying the vibes, there’s absolutely no fucking way that they wouldn’t be completely stoned off their asses and Not debate about some stupid trivial shit (i just know they both blow smoke in each others faces when they get annoyed with one another) with larry and logan (if we’re counting him, i still have beef with Jigsaw (2017) ) i feel like both of them are a dissociate and let things happen kinda bunch, Occasionally they’ll chime in for whatever argument is taking place but i just know that if they’re hotboxing and lawrence is smoking a lot. That bitch would be TWEAKIN

#lawrence ‘can everybody please be quiet because my thoughts are too loud and i camt hear them’ gordon if u will #amanda probably hands him two of the blunts in the rotation so he can hit them both and chill the fuck out #at the end of the sesh they probably all end up turning on some shitty movie and call it a night #probably like The Meg or something #sawposting #amanda young #lawrence gordon #mark hoffman #saw franchise

[marimayscarlett]

No, wait, hold on, let’s start from the beginning

I’m confused: who is Shelby and what does she have to do with Richard? I’m pretty new here so I’m understanding barely anything…

Hi 👋🏻

So. I know that some people on here know me as someone who loves to do research, dig up interesting facts about the band and do deep dives, and I really enjoy this, bringing these facts together in asks.

But for this here I neither have the mental strength nor the motivation to dig around this topic AGAIN after the horrible year of 2023. So please, I hope you will forgive me dear anon, but:

This will be the last ask concerning this topic I will answer, I'm so tired.

#I can't anymore #no more tumblr for me today #please just let this topic rest and stay calm everyone #we will see if something happens and until then #please chill the fuck out everyone #ask #Rammstein

[openedskull]

HISTORY OF VIOLENCE - Evolution of the House of Black #12 WWE TLC, 15.12.2019 - Aleister Black def. Buddy Murphy

#i have so many questions about what the FUCK buddy was up to #i know aleister's handsome but can he PLEASE chill out #wweedit #wrestlingedit #aleister black #malakai black #buddy murphy #buddy matthews #hobseries #julian.gif