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[naomis-daydream]

essence in the air // letitia wright

summary: interviewer!reader. it seems there’s a lot of underlying chemistry between you and your interviewee, Letitia Wright

a/n: saw clips of tish flirting w interviewers and here we are. i included a lil piece inspired by @drletitiawright and @aaliyg talking about a Dr kink 😏

warnings: just fluff. flirty reader and flustered tish. reader is from the Dominican Republic and speaks Spanish (very minimal)

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you exhale softly as you get last minute touch ups to hair and makeup. you glance across from you to look at your interviewee—Letitia Wright. she was dressed in a off white hoodie with matching sweats, a black jacket, and air forces, scrolling on her phone while her glasses reflect the bright screen.

you were very excited for this interview. you had gotten great reviews from many stars and prided yourself on having laidback, fun sessions with all guests for Essence Magazine. from Lashana Lynch to Keke Palmer, your issue of celebrity interviews in the magazine and on their channel had been something viewers looked forward to, which was very beneficial for your paycheck.

she looks up, catching your gaze as she offers a smile. you return the gesture, crossing your legs in the lounge chair. “you ready?” you ask as the cosmetologists left.

she inhales sharply, “yep, though i wish you’d told me about the dress code,” she says, eyeing your exposed legs from the slit in your dress. “i would’ve come in something nicer.”

“girl, you’d look good in a trash bag. besides, the whole point of this is for you to have fun and be comfortable. as long as that’s happening, you’re good.”

“says the one wearing a body con dress,” she says as you wave a hand at her. “you go out in designer everyday, you’ll be good for 30 minutes, hon.” she laughs, humming in agreement.

the tech guy comes in, cueing you as the cameraman starting rolling.

“hey guys, I’m y/n y/l/n with Essence Magazine, and today i’m here with esteemed movie star, devoted Christian, and—as of recent weeks— doctor in arts and letters, miss letitia wright. how you doing, angel?”

a smile dances across her face, eyes surely lighting up behind her black sunglasses. “wow, what an introduction. thank you. i-i’m well, how are you?”

“great, thank you,” you begin. “so, tell me a little about how you earned your doctorate, what’s it in, and what it means to you?”

she sighs briefly, “man, it’s um, it’s definitely an honor, such a blessing to even be considered for something like that. it’s in arts and letters, as you said, and to have it come from a school in my home country, Guyana, made it that much more…moving for me. i’ve been acting since I was a teenager and never dreamed of any of this happening.” she said, gesturing around us with her hands. “from small projects in London to…”

“being an international award-winning actress?”

“yes! it’s all a lot, but being recognized for my work is-is great.” she finishes.

“do any of your friends or family use the title or is it just a formality?”

“nah, after i got it some did as a lil joke but for the most part I’m same ol tish.”

so, can I call you doctor?” you tease.

she laughs lightly, shaking her head. though her words contradict her as she replies. “i-i suppose so, yeah, yeah you can.”

“dr. wright.” you said. “has nice ring to it. though mrs. wright wouldn’t sound too bad either.”

her laughter was fuller this time. “bad. you are bad.”

you shrug lightly, a knowing smile on your face.

“but in all seriousness, it’s nice to see representation for Afro Caribbeans out here. being an inspiration for so many across the world, and a role model for young people everywhere to see someone who looks like them, who comes from a place like them, on screen. we don’t see enough of us gettin’ our flowers. I’m glad you are.”

she nods humbly. “you Caribbean? stop playin, what part?”

“la República Dominicana, act like you know,” you said smiling. She hummed in admiration. “oh, the accent, ok I see you. you speak any Spanish?”

“eres muy hermosa y tienes mucho talento.”

you’re very beautiful and have so much talent.

you say the short sentence to her, none of which she understands, yet she leaned forward to rest her elbows on her knees as she listened. “i don’t know what you said, but it sounded hella good,” she smiles.

you shook head as you laughed. “man, you something else,” you said as you looked at her again, to which she put her hands up in defense.

“speaking of accents, in a lot of your productions you’re seen using your regular British accent, as well as those from various parts of Africa.”

“mmhm.”

“yet, we rarely hear you with an american accent onscreen. can you give me your best american accent right now?”

“right now?” she asks, pointing down.

“right now, go.”

she shakes her shoulders out before turning to the camera. “hey y’all, i’m letitia wright here with Essence Magazine,” she says in the absolute worst attempt of a southern accent you’ve ever heard.

your eyes go wide before you bust out laughing, shaking your head. “come on, now. don’t do me like that,” she says, a shy smile on her face.

“i’m sorry, i’m sorry,” you begin as you calm yourself. “it’s just refreshing to know there’s something you’re not good at.”

“i haven’t had any roles that require an american accent yet, so there’s time to perfect it.” you nod in agreement.

“so for the real question of the hour,” you say as she leans back in her seat, waiting for you to continue. “why you always got them glasses on?”

she smacks her teeth, trying—and failing—to suppress the smirk that grows on her face. “man, i thought we were gonna get deep.”

“oh, we can get deep, angel. i mean, why hide the eyes? the windows to the soul. i bet you have a beautiful soul, yet the entire time you’ve been here i haven’t got to see for myself.”

“my eyes or my soul?” she asks, tilting her head back.

you open your mouth to respond, yet can’t find the words. you begin to smile as she points at you. “ahh, i got you there, huh?” she says, grills glowing under the studio lights.

you roll your eyes as you reply. “alright, alright. don’t let it happen again.”

“my bad, baby girl. here,” she says, reaching up to take off her shades. “to make it up to you.” she sets them down on the small glass table between you.

“aw, thank you, dr. wright.” you say, thankful for the gift of melanin, and blush applied previously, that the heat rising to your face isn’t visible.

“so?”

“so…”

“my eyes…do they live up to your expectations?”

you lean forward, not missing the way her eyes drop to your cleavage as she does the same. you pause to really look at her, defined jawline, toned skin, fresh haircut, before going back up to her eyes.

“they are…subpar.” you say, swiping her glasses from the table as you slide them over your eyes.

“wow,” she says, bringing a hand to her heart as she leaned back. “it’s like that?”

you wave her off. “i’m just teasing, relax,” you assure as she mumbles, “yeah, ok.”

with the glasses off, you can really feel her gaze on you, though luckily part of yours is hidden this time.

“now look who’s hiding,” she comments, nodding her chin up at you.

“a nice change of pace. i think i look good, right? real official.”

she laughs before she responds. “yeah, you look good.”

you smile as you take them off, putting them on the neckline of your dress.

“so, can I count on seeing you at Essence Fest?” you ask with a sickeningly sweet smile, one that prevents her from answering with anything other than yes. “yeah, yeah you’ll see me there.” she replies while nodding with a smile.

you turn to the cameraman, “ok, i think we’re good!” you turn back to her, “thanks again for coming! it’s been a joy to have you.”

“thank you for having me. truly one of the best interviews i’ve had in a long time.”

“just doing my job, angel.”

she shakes her head, looking at the floor. “of course, of course. would you mind if we have a picture?”

“not at all,” you say, going to sit on the arm of her chair. you do a few sitting, her signature smize and a couple hand motions. you both get up to do standing shots, some with her hands clasped in front of her and others with her arm around your middle.

once you’re done she pulls you in for a hug. your hands slide up her shoulder blades as hers find their way around your waist once more. she gives you a caring squeeze which you reciprocate. you feel pressure between your chests which makes you pull away as you realize. “oh! don’t forget your glasses,” you pull them from the hem of your dress, extending a hand towards her.

“please, keep ‘em,” she assures, giving you one last smile—small yet warm—before heading out.

“bye, doctor!” you call as she leaves.

she turns around, walking backwards with her hands in her pockets. “see you soon.”

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you packed up for the day, locking up your office and the main studio. walking out the building, your stride pauses as you feel your phone buzz in you purse. you pull it out to see a notification from instagram.

letitiawright started following you

you smiled at the message, seeing you missed two others from a couple hours ago.

letitawright mentioned you on their story

letitawright tagged you in a post

liked by essence, danaigurira, and others

letitiawright new issue of @essence for the March 2023 issue. You can watch the interview on their channel and see the wonderful photos this spring✨

koffee 😍🖤

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a/n: best believe she looked up whatever the hell you said and blushed

#naomis-daydreams #letitia wright #letitia wright x reader #black panther #letitia x black!fem!reader #letitia x black!reader #letitia wright shuri #dr. letitia wright

[starfxkr]

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after said girlie gets jumped shes stumbling her ass home w a bunch of knots on her head humiliated af n at this point kitten’s friends are just watching her and trap!jj putting their hands on each other— jj finally gets ahold of her by the neck or hair n dragging kitten back inside telling her friends to not hit her up for a couple days 😭 n theyre like trust us we wont like they know your ass is doneeee 🤦🏽‍♀️ cut to him plowing your shit on the couch keeping you in a headlock making you look at the mess you made, thumb in your ass bc hes fucking you there next bc he’ll be damned if you make him look like a bitch, so hes fucking you like one 🤷🏽‍♀️

hours later, kittens in some panties and his tshirt, eyeliner and mascara smeared, bruised, and all around fucked up— limping around his place picking up the mess she made bc jj’s making her n shes all whiny and pliant talking ab “m’sorry jayj” and “i wont do it againnn” but hes still fuckin pissed telling her “nuh uh, clean that shit up.” and she does bc thats her man!!!! n his phones blowing up bc his homeboys heard the cops showed up n they dont know if hes getting searched or locked up ??? but hes like “nah, my girl just pulled some crazy shit on me. we good bro.” n he starts talking ab her like shes not even there n thats when kitten cues the waterworks again n he sighs n gives in n starts kissing n loving on you again bc he rly cant stand to see his girl cry!!!!!

but fr the cops are used to their antics and nobody being able to snitch on kitten bc yes trap!jj will put a bullet thru your head no matter who you are… i love his crazy ass :(

her friends bein all "rip my girl shes not dead her nigga just mad at her" on their stories LMAO

but fr he fucks the shit outta her, like she pretty much passes out, he uses every hole to remind her that shes always gonna be his at the end of the day so she needs to stop acting fuckin crazy for once. she's an absolute mess after...her edges are all curled up, her face is covered in tears and makeup, lips bitten and everything and he's low-key kinda mean about making her clean but she kinda deserves it ngl she was breaking plates and shit.

when he's telling people what happened they're like "oh so same ol shit huh" especially john b who actually gets in jjs ass and tells him she wouldn't act like that if he stopped playin in her face and she can't hear him say all that but she's been crying by that point so the combo of john bs lecture and her tears makes him scoop her up so they can cuddle and watch tv on the couch <3

the cops neverrrr do anything because nobody ever admits shes been crashing out. even when they broke up and he messed around w some other girl, that girl knew not to snitch when kitten beat her ass because like always no matter how mad he gets he literally cannot live without her.

#✨.txt #jj maybank prompt #kitten!reader

[cxhleel108]

LITG S8 Thots for this week: Y’all funny bruh

(Me watching everyone have a meltdown over that lil “anti-cheat system” trick while my shit was sitting untouched. They going to hell for that Idk)

• Why literally every single season the bitches that’s always causing drama wanna sit and act like they don’t? Can we please get ONE real bitch to just be straight up like “yeah I like to start shit and I’ll do it again”?

• Jin romancers don’t come for me cuz I like him too but I gotta speak real!

• Outfit time!

• These are much better swimsuits in my opinion. Also GAY RIGHTS BIKINI ACHIEVED!

• Right boo.

• This I-Spy challenge idea kinda messy as hell ooooouuuu y’all ate that I can’t lie.

• Claudia sis no…that’s nasty.

• Luna, you starting to make an enemy outta me young lady.

• “This is I Spy, not I Imagine” pleasekfmdmsm ate that.

• OH I WANT IT BAE CLOCK THAT BITCH TEA!

• Omgggg the comebacks this season I can’t.

• That tired attempt at trying to get me to fight with Oakley oh boo try again! Unlike y’all, me and my nigga secure!

• Jin secretly kissing Sophie coming out of nowhere like what the???

• Girl you was literally just trying to defame my character- ok whatever.

• I know you fucking lying. Uh uh.

• Trying to get me to help send y’all to the hideaway when the both of you been testing my patience the past few days is CRAZY like no baby get somebody else to do it😭😭😭

• Outfit time again!

• Oh bitch we got the hennessyyyyy!!!! Like both these outfits eat DOWN.

• “I didn’t think what I said would cause so much drama” Oh Theo please even you don’t believe that.

• Theo flirting with me right after he just said voting for him and Clauds to go to the hideaway wouldn’t be a waste of my vote…😕

• The compliment party was a cute idea. You’re getting back in my good books Jin, congratulations!

• Anti-social Annie’s???😭😭😭

• Girl he betta be twerking with that big ole ass he got!

• Well…she get money. Her body tea. She super thick. She super pretty. Like why wouldn’t you be?

• I mean duh we won the hideaway challenge. We the only couple that’s not damn near a lost cause. Uggghh yes #BlackLove!

• Outfit time again again!

• Ok I know we all kinda tired of wearing Savage X Fenty lingerie every goddamn night but we can ignore that this time cuz 1. we tryna get FAWKED tonight and 2. these are sooooo cute I’m sorry.

• Ugh Oakley is soooo…like pull dat fucking dick out I’m not playin with you!

• Them bringing that stupid ass box back with same shit yet again oh brotherrrrr can we get something else???!!!! Like some chocolate sauce, a whip, handcuffs, hell a fucking dildo even just SOMETHING ELSE!

• He brought us a whole breakfast spread after dicking us down y’all. When we’re married by the end of this then what?

• Quite literally what else is there to expose my god. Are y’all gonna tell me y’all had a villa orgy before I got here like shit!

#so far so good #this about to go downhill next week I can feel it #litg #love island the game #litg tempting fate #litg season 8 #litg s8

[jaylaxies]

who in enha would be into reverse-perv. could be friends or partners, doesn’t matter but like doing certain things purposely in front of you and hoping you’d find yourself masturbating to the thought of them. ngl i feel like they all would 💀

heeseung is such a gentleman, well at least he masks it well, but he’d secretly wish you would find him irresistible to the point where you would imitate it first. maybe he’ll invite you to watch him practice his singing but he’ll add more breathy sounds or little hums since he knows you’re into that. he isn’t the biggest on skinship (imo) but whenever he does, he’ll calculate exactly where and what he’ll do to get the best reactions. super good at playing the innocent game and deems it as casual touchings.

my man jay’s already been working out 💔 him inviting you to exercise with him just so he could touch you in certain areas to ‘fix’ your posture. would leave his hand just a second or two longer than it’s needed. he’d flex his muscles from time to time and he knows how much you love him sleeveless so he’s obviously wearing that. would peak at your bouncing chest when you’re not looking and he’d blush to himself. tbh he’s silly and a big ol dummie so he’ll accidentally be a little too obvious.

jake + play fighting, this is too obvious. like he’ll playfully snatch your bag of chips just so you would climb onto him, attempting to take it back. but he’s a tall bitch so it ain’t easy 😭 which is a good thing for him since his hands get to wander around your body even more, but he’ll still try to stay respectful so he ain’t going too crazy with it. a huge ass boner at the end of the session and feels like he’s the pervert one rather than you. but he’s not gonna stop trying until he gets you to think about him in that way.

sunghoon would always tease you in every way possible. once he’s confident enough he’ll straight up flirt with you, even if it’s r rated. lots of sex jokes. he’d point to a lovey dovey couple on the streets and be like “that could be us but you playin” even though he’s the one playing </3 running his hands up your thighs just a little too high without looking at you and feigning a “bro i’m not even paying attention to you, it’s instinctual” look on his face. would smile on the inside if you close your legs and blush.

im so sorry for answering this late but oh lord im so in love with these plots?? literally i beg you, write these‼️

heeseung would sing a sensual song, maybe something with super suggestive lyrics just to see your reaction and yes with touches, he'd make sure to hug you a little tighter, his hand on your lower waist.

fixing your posture oh lord, he'd come so close and observe your every move, coming to help you out each chance he gets to! maybe he'd get a boner by seeing your boobs bouncing, or maybe he'd even leave touches here and there, sometimes too close to the parts where you needed him the most but not fully still.

whole ass wrestling, he'd try getting on top of you, not to the point you get uncomfortable but just enough for you to laugh and enjoy, he'd jokingly kiss your neck to distract you and would love to see you shying away, soon coming back to get your chips and he'd just pull you in a long hug.

oh he'd still be cocky like, “come on, we both know you want me,” a smirk plastered on his face, you'd look away and scoff, screaming internally with his hand on your thigh, his thumb caressing you gently, “oh, im so sorry but you're wrong,” you'd look his way and he'd come closer, his face inches away from yours, “am i, really?” he'd challenge and that would be enough to short-circuit your brain, not forming any more answers.

#[🍪] : anons #enhypen hard hours #enhypen smut

[karimwillia]

Part 4

Warnings:Fluff

The next day at school Riri decided to wear an orange crop top and matching bottoms set she’d gotten for her birthday. It was something her Mom knew was not her thing but hoped she’d wear. Her sister did some cute straight backs in her hair which ended with two low buns. Last she did a nice natural beat that brought out her eyes. 

“Oooooh girl you look good!” MJ met Riri at her locker before their first period. “Sooo is Operation Ask in effect?” Riri is not looking forward to this part. “Operation Ask is in effect, yes. But…” MJ holds up a hand. “Uppp nope you are not backing out now. Just talk to her. I mean you  seemed fine talking to her yesterday. She slid you her number and “Daddy” is all in that phone.” MJ gives a cheeky look poking fun at Ri.

Riri places her head into her hands huffing. “I wish you never saw that. Mind you she texted me good night and good morning. Is there text etiquette for that type of thing?” MJ rolls her eyes. “You know what girl. For you to be smart you allow yourself to look clueless too much. She likes you or at least thinks you cute enough to flirt with. So use that to your advantage today.” They walk in the direction of their classes.

Riri feels a burning sensation as eyes turn to her walking into the room. Shuri is at their lab table but she’s distracted. Xavier has her attention so she has yet to see Ri’s “new look.” The side profile of Shuri’s face looks super good today, Ri thought. She’s wearing a white jogging suit where the hoodie is long. Underneath is an orange mock neck and her hair is freshly cut on the sides and her twist out is on point. They are unintentionally matching.

“Ahem class let’s get to our seats.” Dr. Stevens entered the room snapping Riri out of her daze, Shuri also snapped to attention finally facing Ri. Shuffling fast into her seat Riri can finally feel the pair of eyes looking at her that she desired. Shuri bites her bottom lip, slowly checking her out. Shuri wants to see every detail. “Good morning Beautiful. You look…” Shuri could not finish her thought before Dr Stevens reiterates the start of class.

The lecture drew on as Riri kept catching Shuri watching her. Scribbling out a note in the last few seconds of class Ri was nervous but wanted to act confident. “You can have a closer look if you meet me under the stairs at 10.” Shuri read the note twice then scrambled to her feet. She had 4 mins until 10am. She really didn’t want to be late. Before she makes it out Xavier comes up.

Damn! played in her mind. “Shur yo! who knew ole girl had that BAWDY! Like did you see her…” Shuri had to get out of the room quick and Xavi was pissing her off. “Xavi you don’t even know her name. Remember.” Shuri flared her nostrils hoping Xavier can tell she’s not playing with him. “That was an accident you know how I be playin’ yo. It’s just DAMN.” The tension in her jaw got worse the more he lingered. “Damn is Bro but she'll never be for you.” Hitting his chest a bit harder than expected. Shuri made an exit. 

She rushed to the stairs and was met with the sight of a lifetime. The orange outfit hugged Riri in ALL the right places. Riri was facing the wall giving Shuri the full up close view promised. An urge took over her and she placed her hands gently over Ri’s eyes. “Prompt is a good thing to be Panther.” Shuri’s heart flipped in her chest. “I would not dare keep you waiting.” Riri turns around and is far closer to Shuri than expected. Finding bravery both girls stay that close and Riri speaks first. 

“I know you are wondering what is up? But you have to promise me to not laugh.” Shuri studies Ri’s facial features as she speaks. “I promise. Cross my heart.” Shaking her head, Ri focuses trying to ignore Shuri's sweet scent. “I would like to request your help with something and it’s silly you’re my friend right? I have this senior to do list and I want you to help me achieve it.” Immediately Shuri can’t keep her promise. A small chuckle escapes her body which makes Riri realize Shuri’s hand is gripping her hip. Has that always been there? “I’m I I am so sorry to break the promise but I thought this was something completely different.” 

Riri pauses as the laughter dies down. “Hey you promised.” Riri hits her chest lightly. “Shuri what did you think?..” Everything clicked in that moment. The stairs are the make out spot of the school. “Oh my God…no no I didn’t want to come make out. Oh God.”

Disappointment and guilt flashed on Shuri’s face for the assumption. Standing back from the previous position they were in, Shuri apologized. “Ooooh I’m sorry I I I misread this. Let me…” Riri shot a shocked look out at Shuri. The most popular girl in school really likes her. She has to act fast so she grabs the front of the taller girls jacket and begs.

“Wait! Shuri, hold on please. Please” Taking a deep breath to gather herself there is no time to process that not only does her crush like her back. This same crush wanted to kiss her. To top it off Ri has to find the words to admit her true feelings. Nothing else comes to mind but the truth. Here goes nothing. 

Shuri’s face is frowned up starting. “Are you ok Ri? I’m…” The shorter girl holds out her hand. “I’m fine, don't apologize. I think I want the same thing you wanted but just not yet. At least not in this stairwell. I mean I like you. How could I not. But I’m not that confident to have a make out session in the stairs I I I just.” Once the words started to cascade from Riri’s mouth she could not stop it. Shuri gently takes Riri by her shoulders, wanting to calm her.

“Shhhh hey can you look at me and breath? I need you to breath.” The late bell rings and there is a conversation still to be had. Shuri suggests they leave until after lunch. Riri agrees because she is this close to a panic attack. 

Shuri holds Ri’s hand the entire way to her Lexus, opening the passenger side door for her. Ri slides onto the seat before the door is shut. The few seconds of silence was a welcomed reprieve. The ride is tense as a million and one thoughts bounce around both of their minds. This turn of events is unexpected at best how they go from innocent flirting to full blown confessions. They settle on Shuri’s couch in her room before either one of them says another word.

Shuri places a soothing hand on Riri’s leg. “Ri are you ok? I need to know you are ok first.” The distressed look in her eyes makes it harder on Ri to make a move.  Eventually Ri softly nods her head. “I am fine just…processing. Stop worrying.” Riri places her hand on Shuri’s neck looking in her eyes. 

The look is intense but it clears Shuri’s mind of worry enough to utter. “Damn you’re beautiful. You are the most beautiful person I have ever met, Ri. I have wanted to tell you that forever.” Riri feels like she’s in a dream, her thumb brushes the nape of Shuri’s neck. “That’s funny because I say the same about you.” 

Shuri shifts closer. She closes her eyes for the next part because the words are escaping her with Riri as a distraction.  “I like you Rihanna. Not just make out like you either, I mean hold your hand in the hall like you.” It was a little fumble but it made Ri laugh and Shuri even let out a small chuckle. “You think that’s funny?” With a huge smile Ri stays still looking at Shuri’s face. “No it’s just That…the way you said it made this a lot less nerve wracking.”

Shuri closes the rest of the distance enveloping Riri into a hug. The feeling was almost too nice to let go but they did. Riri explains how the list came about and why she’s asking Shuri for help. They naturally fall into this comfortable cuddle as they chat. “I don’t know, I know it’s silly to say out loud but I didn’t want to do this alone. It’s a bunch of things you have to have a person for you know?” Ri is now sitting with her legs across Shuri’s facing her. “Is that where I come in? I am that person?” Giggling and putting her head down, Ri answers. “Yes you are because you are important to me.” Shuri blushes when she hears Riri's confession.

“Oooh I’m important huh? How important?” The mood lightens up. “Fishing for compliments much? Very important, you are the only one who ever saw me for me.” Shuri shifts closer where Ri is more in her lap. “Well how about we show you off then.” Confusion is the new expression on Ri’s face.

Shuri states her idea. “Prom Queen!” A grin spreads on Shuri’s face while a frown spreads on Ri’s. “Shuri! I can’t do that. That’s too much!” 

Shuri is giddy as she explains. “You say this is about experiencing high school. Well the ultimate experience is you running for and winning Prom Queen.” “That’s for the skinny cheerleaders or the popular pretty girls who everyone knows. Not the nerdy mathlete who doesn’t exist.” Shuri hugs her tight. “I know you exist and I see you. You are everything they say a Prom Queen is. Beautiful, talented, amazing, brilliant, kind and has school spirit. Why can’t you see that?” Ri blushes hard. “You may see that and that’s why you’re special Shuri and maybe MJ. Everyone else doesn't even know my name.”

@somethingcleaverandwhitty @mal-urameshi @shuriris-stuff

#shuri x riri #riri x shuri #fanfiction #fanfic #riri williams #shuri udaku #shuriri #Spotify

[stankycowboy]

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜ @ the most inconvenient time always 🤷🏻‍♀️

Her whispered words leave a warm trace upon his ear, sending an electric prickle across his skin. The back of Severen’s neck tenses, eyes falling to the thin dress she wears. He had assumed the long slit was for comfort, considering how she despised confinement of all kinds; the thought that it may provide ease of access had not previously occurred. It does now. As if reading his train of thought, Lira slowly crossed one leg over the other, the dress sliding up, stopping high on her hip. It seemed she had been speaking the truth. Severen stared, lips parted, toothpick hanging limply from his mouth.

“Severen?” Jesse repeated, narrowing his gaze at the slack jawed idiot. “Severen! Deal the goddamn cards!” Recovering hesitantly, the cowboy looked at the deck in his hand dumbly, mind already wandering back to that creamy thigh. A fist slammed into the table fully waking him from the picture of Lira in his lap. “Alright! Put your britches out you ol’ geezer, I’m dealin’em!” He snapped, shuffling the cards for good measure before slinging five cards out to each member at the table. Diamondback had caught wise to the tease, keeping a smile to herself, secretly debating if she should drag the game out to torment the lovesick fool, or give him some reprieve. Lira feigned ignorance to his pointed gaze, arranging her cards methodically, avoiding even looking at the dealer. "I'll take two" Diamondback declared, pushing her discards forward. "One" Jesse stated, doing the same. Lira shook her head, lowering her hand to the table. Severen grinded his molars, feeling wood splinter between his teeth. Mentally disconnected from the task, Severen took their cards and issued them replacements. He hadn't even looked at his own hand, didn't even slip a customary ace up his sleeve. Jesse's pale brows knitted together as he watched his attack dog turn puppy eyes on their guest. "Look, are we playin' or not?" He grumbled, more put out by being forced into a lover's charade than anything. "Yes". Lira said, raising her head to look at Jesse across the table. Diamondback shrugged and pushed a collection of bullets and change forward "Alright then". Her bet made, she too joined the other woman in looking to the Silvered One. He showed a pointed mistrust at the both of them, but raised the bet. Lira called. Everyone now focused on Severen who had just begun making sense of his five cards. Worse than a clearly good, or bad hand, it had "potential", and he wasn't in the mindset for underhanded tricks. He should have cheated earlier. Rolling the shredded end of his toothpick to the other side of his mouth, the cowboy tried to analyze the situation. If he folded, Lira would certainly keep playing, probably drag it out if she could. There was a chance if he tried to do the same she would fold and leave him stuck in the mess he made. He would have to get her out. Severen snickered to himself, rearranged his hand, raised. The bets went back around, Jesse staring skeptically at the two across from him, seemingly having their own personal betting war as they forced one another to higher and higher stakes. "Alright, already show yer damn hands", he snapped, having already folded during the back and forth. Severen had three of a kind, Lira a straight. It was more than Jesse had expected thinking they were both bluffing out their asses. Even though he had lost, her beau is still smiling. Lira turned to toss her cards at him. "Tough luck cowboy". Severen lunges for her, forgetting the rouse entirely, crushing his mouth to hers. One hand reaches for her wrist the other going for her bare thigh. The force of his movement, even for the two most able to catch themselves, topples them over. Lira does not take the attack lightly and rolls him over, pining him down and snapping at his face. He seems delighted. "I think we're just gonna go" Diamondback laughs, grabbing Jesse by the collar and tugging him away from the table. "You kids have fun". She is hardly phased by the two infatuated monsters, unworried about finding her own entertainment. They leave out the front door of the trailer and step into the still night, able to hear the calamity and growls of the couple inside. Diamond takes the cigarettes out of Jesse's pocket, lights one and takes a puff before slipping it between her man's lips. "Let's take a drive". They head down the short sidewalk to the station wagon parked out front just as they hear Severen utter a loud, long "Fuuuck". Diamond laughs while Jesse starts the car with a roll of his eyes.

#✘ ic. #ulfhrafnx #(can't even get in a game of cards)

[sardonic-the-writer]

Charlie x gn reader where the reader has a lot of tattoos and very tall and just

absolutely terrifying

but in reality theyre just a big ol teddy bear and an innocent bean

maybe chat reacting to the reader for the first time? or introducing reader to quackity and/or wilbur?

whatever you want to do with this ^^

Chat would think it's a bit

'lawl no way' 'okay where's your real s/o' 'stop playin'

But after it sinks in that this is not in fact a joke, and yes Charlie does essentially have a punk for a s/o, everyone looses their shit

Chat adores you so so much

And you them

Of course at first you had been a bit skeptical with the initial reaction and intimidation that came with being a content creators known partner

But after seeing how everyone reacted to you guys it made your lips twitch up in a soft smile

As for Wilbur and Quackity however aaaa-

Wilbur would just adjust his fake glasses and look up at you as if saying "am I seeing this right-" (/pos)

Shocked that they found someone taller than him

But he loves you. Accepts you almost like one of the guys, if I do say so myself

Quackity simply just let's loose one of those rambunctious rounds of laughter he has

"OH MY GOD!!! [*giggles*] YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY HUGE!!!"

Charlie becomes a huge softie and joking mess around the both of them though so you immediately like the two becuase of that

Good times

#dsmp #(y/n) #dsmp x reader #anon asks #mcyt #mcyts x reader #mcyts #mcyt x reader #charlie #charlie x reader #slimecicle #slimecicle x reader

[kagejima]

raeeeee when did you realize you liked everybody in your self-ship pop punk band?

BDKWJFJWJ okay so

Sukuna played his acoustic guitar very prettily and he's been playing for like 8 years, so he's very VERY good. That's all he did. I watched those thick fingers move over the fretboard. we were partnered for music lab work back in college (thats how we became best friends) so ive seen him play a gajillion times before, but we were writing songs one night (we are the main songwriters) and he was just playin like he always does and the way he moved his hands over the fretboard n plucked the strings and I lost my mind thinking about howd they feel around my neck or in me. :(

Meian and OM Lucifer said "good girl" to me ONCE in separate conversations and I have not known peace since.

Ushijima and I convinced Beel to cover a Hozier song at a show. "Talk" to be more exact. Beel got too nervous bc he doesn't like to be the frontman, he just wants to do his thing on the drums. Man made me be on stage with him the whole time and pretended like he was singing "Talk" to me and I had never heard him sing before so I have also not known peace since then.

Ushijima and I regularly share a hotel room while on tour bc we like the comfortable silence that happens between us and we dont pressure the other to talk. We DO talk a lot, but when the silences happen, its not weird at all. The first time we shared a room, he took off his shirt to go to bed and he wanted to know why I was blushing so fucking hard and i yelled "ITS NOTHING! GOODNIGHT! " and flipped over pulling the comforter over my head. i heard him walk over to me and he peeled back the comforter and was hovering over me, his big ol tiddies right there and said ".... are you okay?" and he felt my forehead and was like "...you're kind of warm. are you getting sick? nanami told you to wear a jacket yesterday." and i was like "uSHI IM FINE, LET'S JUST GO TO SLEEP" bc i had to make very focused eye contact with him and not his tiddies and the fact that he was almost on top of me. and he shrugged and put the comforter back over my head and said "okay, goodnight" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

i jokingly said "Yes Daddy" to other manager Nanami one time and he said "Say that again and see what happens." while looking over venue paperwork and then walked away from me. I do not call him Daddy anymore. Mark me down as scared and horny.

#🎸: rae's self ship pop punk band #🎤: anonymous is recording vocals

[ledenews]

Ashley Best: ‘I Can’t Let It Go’

He says ‘Giddy Up’ a lot, probably too much sometimes and not enough at others. His name is Ashley Best, and he’s always wanted to live up to his surname by becoming a country music singer/songwriter talented enough to play the Grand Ole Opry, but that has yet to happen. He’s not been discovered. He and his bride, Tennile, still live Cadiz, Ohio, and Ashley works at the local feed store. And Ashley works hard, and he has for a very long time. “I’ve gone back and forth with it, I really have,” he said. “I know it and I do love it. But I want to be on stage. That’s what I really want.” In fact, this is what appears on ashleybestcountrymusic.com: “Ashley Best, son of a Coalminer, the last of 4 children and raised on the top of a hill above the very small town of Little York in Ohio. He was raised there until the age of 14, where he enjoyed fishing in strip ponds surrounding the region and watching local farmers farm the land. He grew up listening to the country radio station that his mother played while cooking, baking and washing dishes. At age 14 he moved with his family to Cadiz, Ohio, onto what would become their family farm.” That’s why, most weekends of every year for a few decades now, Best has grabbed his guitar to perform live on a stage, in a bar, and even on local radio. “I think, deep down, I have always wanted to make it as a country music star,” Best admitted. “When I was 16, I used to stand in front of my bedroom window, and I would see my silhouette just like the ones Dwight Yoakam used to make. I thought if I could do that, and learn every Dwight Yoakam song I could, and try to be him, I would make it. Now I know that was a mistake, but it didn’t seem like it at the time. “I realized it was a mistake when I went to Star Lake to see him perform. I looked around and I realized right then that no one else at that show thought the same about him. It hit me then that I didn’t really want to be him. Maybe like him a bit, but not the way I was going about it,” he said. “That’s when I was more concerned about being me, and that translated into my songwriting, too.” Ashley Best & The Set Em' Band will perform at the Bridge Music Bar in Pittsburgh on Friday, March 31. “Oh you'll never gonna turn on the radio, Hear my songs on a countdown show This I, I know but still I can't let it go, no I can't let it go …” That’s the chorus of a song Best wrote called “I Can’t Let It Go,” and yes, it pertains to his music and to the lack of a superstar career. And of course, he knows the Brad Paisley story. He knows it well. It’s just he wanted his own fairy tale to come true, too. “I can’t lie – I still dream of being up on that stage in front of thousands of fans,” he said. “That’s what my song, ‘I Can’t Let It Go’ is all about. That’s my reality. “I know I’ll probably never get on the Grand Ole Opry and achieve some of the big goals I’ve set for myself. I know I’m never going to be a household name, but I can’t let it go. I just keep chasing it. It’s what I want to do.” Best only performs his own songs, and he works with local musicians like Bob Mizell. Some nights he plays solo, and other evenings he rallies his Set ‘Em Band to play venues like the Monroe Theatre in Woodsfield or the El Gran Patron Restaurant in Moundsville. “I believe my songwriting is star worthy, I really do. I believe my songs tell stories like no one else,” Best explained. “My songs are good. 100 percent. They make for good music, but do I want to hear someone else singing my songs? No, I don’t. I want to be the one singing my songs because that very first time I stepped up on a stage, I knew that’s where I belonged.” Best is employed full-time and works on his family farm, too. But these days, he sings his truth: “I look in the mirror I only age, Slowly slippin' is the Opry stage, I tell myself it's gonna be alright, at least I'm out here playin' tonight …” “I don’t seek that success for the money in the sense of becoming a superstar with all the money in the world,” Best said. “It’s not about fame and fortune. What I seek is making a living at it, and that’s why me and the guys in the Set ‘Em Band have worked our tails off to become as good as we can get. That I know for sure. “So, it’s not about limos and gold records, but it is about success, if that makes any sense,” he said. “I guess we just want what we think we deserve. But I’ll tell ya this … when I’m out there singing, I’m giving it my soul.” Read the full article

[treeplays]

one true ally

#fable 2 #playin on ye good ole #xbox 360 #it's one of those comfort games u kno? #fable #shitposts

[fvaleraye]

time for Nostalgia(tm)

#Vaal Rambles #i'mma be playin' som 3ds games today #there's a couple i rlly wanna play again #especially luigi's mansion!!! #i'm def gonna be playin' that... #for now tho i'mma be playin' som good ol' rpgs #ye

[moemoemammon]

yay! requests are open! y'know that thing where the s/o being so weak for their partner? I wanted to request the demon bros being weak for their s/o? does that make sense?

like, for example, MC would pout a little, and say 'pwease 🥺' and the demon bros would be like, 'yes, go on, what do you want from me? would you like my-' they'd just be so weak for mc.

I hope that makes sense! also, if it's too much characters, you can just do mammon and satan :) thank you ;3

Their One Weakness: MC!

(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)

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Lucifer

Lucifer is known as the cruel eldest of the brothers. A sadist whose word is law, whose will can only be bent by Lord Diavolo himself. And yet since you came to the Devildom, all you ever seemed to do was the opposite of what he asked. Yet he still came to love you. He wonders if he spoils you too much...

Especially when you always seem to get your way one way or another. When you proposed the chaotic idea of a massive get together between the House of Lamentation and Purgatory Hall, Lucifer immediately said no. It’d be way too noisy and he had things to do.

But THEN... You fixed him with those damn EYES of yours.... The big eyes filled with sparkles and hopes that pleaded to him.... stop staring at him with them big ol eyes-

Lucifer REFUSES to acknowledge how cute you are when you look at him like that. Well, verbally anyway. You look like a kicked puppy...and he loves puppies...

"............I suppose if we prepare right now and get a dinner menu ready, it could be possible. And if you pout any harder you might pull a muscle, and I doubt I could explain that to Lord Diavolo. Now, go tell the others what you have planned."

Mammon

Mammon is practically the biggest MC simp in the world. You always occupy his thoughts any time of the day. 'Oh, MC would probably like one of these'. 'MC's always eatin' this for lunch. I'll grab one.' 'This would be way less borin' if MC were around...'

But as the Tsundere 🤢 king of the Devildom, there's no way he'll admit to any of that! So what if he's head over heels for you?! That doesn't mean he's gonna be all weak in the knees the moment you-

Wait, you're saying that because he lost a bet yesterday and promised he'd take you out to Ristorante Six and pay for the whole thing, now he's gotta pay up?!?! No way! He doesn't remember what you're talking about, and that voice recording you've got on your phone is clearly fake!

Mammon's dead set on weaseling out of his promise, until you freeze him in place with your pouty face... then you hit him with a "please..?" and the Avatar of Greed swears he might die right then and there.

"Tch..! Damn it, I ain't got a choice when ya look at me like that!!! What're ya playin' at, pulling' my heartstrings like that?! Hurry up and get dressed so we can go! A-and ya better eat your fill, too!"

Levi

The founder of the top secret MC Cult Fanclub, there's not much that could keep Levi from becoming putty in your hands. He's used to idolizing the objects of his affection, and you're no exception!

So when it comes to bending to your will, he's definitely the easiest. Except when it comes to n-...normie stuff...

Seriously, do you think someone like HIM should be going to The Fall?!?! No way! Not in a million, billion, trillion years!!!! You shouldn't get him to go to that crowded club even if you dragged him there!!!

Then... you hit him with the cute act... You declare your loyalty to him as his beloved Henry, fixing him with a pleading look that shoots him straight through the heart, and... GAH, HE'S GOT NO CHOICE!!!!!

"At... at least help me choose something to wear..! I don't know how I'm supposed to dress for normie stuff like this!!! Aaah... I wanna stay home, b-but when you say something like that, I just can't win-!"

Satan

Satan openly admits to how he likes to spoil you. It's cute seeing how big your grin becomes when he gives you something you wanted, and how happy you are when he takes you out for the evening.

But there are some things even he doesn't want to do, like when you suggest going to a chess tournament with Lucifer. You've been pressured by Lucifer wanting to attend, but figured it'd be easier to sit through with someone else. So why not Satan, who'd mentioned liking chess?

Yeah... he'd go if Lucifer weren't involved. As much as he'd love to go and pull some strings to ruin the match for the dear eldest, he's got something else planned involving a well timed glue bomb and Lucifer's study. So he'll pass.

Or so he thought, until you started poking your fingers together and mentioned how you'd hoped you could both enjoy it together. Kind of like a date..? Gah, his heart and its weakness for unconventional dates-!!!!

"...I... suppose I could go. It’d be nice to study how Lucifer plays, so I can finally beat him. Don't you think the look on his face will be priceless? And if you're there as well, I'll be able to stomach watching his face for an hour."

Asmo

Asmo LOVES you more than aaanyone!! There's no one who loves you more, you know? Why, he wants to involve you in every aspect of his life, and actively tries to do just that! He's even tried dragging you into the tub with him a few times...

And when it comes to spoiling you, he loves it! He's always the one being spoiled, so it makes him giddy when he can give a little back. If there's anything you want from him, just tell him and he'll make it happen!

Eh? You want to play fangol? With HIM?? Um... pass. You know he just got his nails done, right? Asmo's not really a fan of running around with a ball and getting knocked to the ground, so... no thanks! ❤️

Wait, don't make that face! What're you looking so glum for?? He'll kiss your sadness away, and- Eh?! You don't want a kiss?? You really wanna play THAT badly?????

"....You really don't have me mistaken for Beel, right..? You really want to play with ME? ...Haaaah, fine! I'll play one game with you, and in exchange, you have to spend all of tomorrow with moi! Sounds good, right~? Now let me see if Satan will let me borrow some of his clothes...urgh..."

Beel

As a 'go with the flow' guy, there's not much Beel won't do with you, even if it's not really something he's interested in. As long as he has you around and a surplus of snacks, he's fine with anything.

Until you suggest going to Majolish to try on some stylish outfits. You mention how Beel wears variations of the same thing all the time, so it's time for an update! He thinks you're spending too much time with Asmo...

Beel isn't really into tight, itchy, stiff fabrics like the 'stylish' things they sell at Majolish, and decides he'd much rather go to Hell's Kitchen instead. He's hungry. Are you hungry?

'Stop changing the subject'? Ah.. damn it 😔 Wait, now you're saying you just wanted to buy fancy outfits because you were planning to take him to Ristorante Six?! You can't tell if he's blushing over your consideration or the idea of food, but now Beel's looking through the clothes with earnest.

"I didn't know you were the winner of that 'all you can eat' coupon lottery. When I didn't win I was pretty upset, but I'm glad to know it was you. Even if these clothes are weird, I'll wear them. Can you pick something good for me?"

Belphie

Belphie likes to spoil you in more subtle ways, instead of simping as hard as his brothers. He's still as much of a sucker for you as they are though, much to his dismay. All you have to do is smile and you've got him wrapped around your gross human finger.

But when you mention wanting to go biking with Lord Diavolo and wanting him to come along, Belphie suddenly discovers that his ears don't work anymore. Anyway, goodnight-

Hey, stop poking him like that. Can't you see an deaf man is trying to sleep here?? And what's with that face..? You're pouting so hard you look like you're going to explode. It's cute, but Belphie can close his eyes an not see it.

But then you scoot into bed with him and hold him from behind, and the sleepy demon starts feeling his resolve crumble. You have some dirty tactics, huh..? Getting all cozy with him just because he's got a soft spot for you...

"...............Why Diavolo of all people..? I'd prefer anyone over him. Ugh... Hey, they still rent out those two person bikes, don't they? I'll only go if I can ride on that with you. I'll sit right behind you and cheer you on, okay? ..What's with that look? I'm joking...maybe."

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #shall we date? obey me! #shall we date obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me writing #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #obey me fanfic #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie

[pepprs]

psa: parrots exist in minecraft and they dance and sit on your shoulder and i have never been happier in my Whole Entire Life

#i just finished playin some good ol mc on xbox360 even tho i have 39588384 things 2 do for hw and a midterm tmrrw lmaoook #ANYWAYS WHEN I FOUND OHT PARROTS ARE A THING I.... STARTED SCREAMIJG AND DIDNT STOP #evan tried 2 trick me into giving them cookies i Almost fell for it but i was Mad #I HAVENT PLAYED MC IN LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF I FORGO HOW FUN IT WAS #llamas are so cute too THE GAME HAS GROWN SO MUCH IM GONNA CRY #there are??? polar bears and rabbits too???? I DIDNT KNOW THJS #purrs #anyways Minecraft parrots give me something 2 live for tbh B YE

[maplecourtesy]

TAZ:G NOTES, EPISODE 28

LETS FUCKIGN GOOOOO EVERYONE ON MY DASH IS SAYING THE THUNDERMEN ARE GONNA DISMANTLE CAPITALISM AND I AM H E R E FOR THIS.

OH THE INTRO MUSIC FUCK YES WE’RE IN IT NOW!!!! THIS IS AN EPISODE ALRIGHT WE’RE STARTING SO STRONG.

OH SHIT the order/chaos concept is SO goddamn cool i’ll never get over this i love u travis mcelroy

[most of the content under the cut, because spoilers!!]

I MADE A PARENT TRAP REFERENCE OUT LOUD TO MYSELF AND NEARLY CHOKED WHEN ARGO DID TOOSDKFJ

WHJFGHJH . ARGO JUST SAYING THAT THEYRE GONNA KILL CHAOS. haha chicanery. BUT GOD MAPLEKEENE PLAYIN THAT OFF.

travis’s order monologue sounds suspiciously relevant to modern situations wouldn’t u say… hmm…. so is the firbolgs econocmics lesson. ALL THE METAPHORS IN HERE ARE SO STRONG. THANKS TRAVIS. FUCK CAPITALISM.

OH THE MUSIC. griffins so good at bringing the ambience to the words they speak… i hate capitalism fuck it UP. i love this so much,, yes order,, show them just how unjust the system is… crush it to pieces…

im still 100% obsessed with how they’re resconstructing the labels of hero and villain and good and evil. the heroes are just bootlickers who want money and often by extension power, the villains are the ones wronged by the system who more often than not are doing their work from the heart. i also really love the focus on fitzroy being a villain especially when he said he’d help the firbolg of course and order replied. “yes. fitzroy the villain.” like that HITS. god its so well thought out i love this campaign not just because of the setting but the MESSAGE they are getting across so clearly.

“this system is like bone that has healed crooked, and the only way to fix it is to break it again.” GOD THIS.  THISTHISTHIS THIS FUCKS SO HARD THIS IS SUCH A GORGEOUS METAPHOR.

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. SORRY FOR CRYING BECAUSE THIS ISN’T SAD BUT. KINNIE MOMENT. STOP PSYCHOANALYZING FITZROY GET OUT OF MY BRAIN ORDER.

hey uhhhhh order idk if this is a good thing it sure doesn’t sound like one

GOD THE THUNDER KING THE KRAKEN AND THE FIRBOLG WELCOMED HOME. THIS FUCKS ME UP SO BAD.

FITZROYS RIGHT THIS IS LIKE A TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT THE ANSWER IS A CONSTRUCT. AGAINST THEM. anyway yeah firbolg go off.

order sucks because all the shit they say about the system being shitty and not caring about who lives or dies is true. but is changing it worth making SURE that people die!?!!? man when i grow up and become sir fitzroy maplecourt, knight (in absentia) to the realm of goodcastle(?) i cant WAIT to have to make these awful choices its gonna suck so bad.

i like fitzroy because he just goes and says all the things that are inside my little ol brain just like that!!!!

these metaphors all fuck really hard.

i find so much comfort in the thundermen they make me so happy i love watching them grow.

OH GOD OH FUCK WHATS HAPPENING OH NO OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO OH NO OH GOD DID THEY JUST.  S H R E D SNIPPERS.

O R D E R. FUCK U ORDER. FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FUCK U. WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING ORDER. WHAT THE FUCK. THE ENTIRE CHASM. FUCK.

this episode goes CRAZY hard i sure do need an ad break, for my mental sanity i think.

i’ve vibed harder with the graduation music than i’ve vibed with anything else in my life.

IS ARGO A GAMER.    HE PLAYS CHEST. GOD THEYRE SO FUCKIGN FUNNY.

they will find another hero. they will find another villain. these r all such obvious straightforward lines but they hit regardless.

THHHE MUSIC I LOVE MUSIC AND LISTENING TO NOISES

PROFESSIONAL SPORTSJFNDFJKS ARGONAUT KEENE… *KISSES YOU* I LOVE U ARGONAUT.

LETS DESTROY THE FUCKING ECONOMY LETS FUCKIN K I L L CAPITALISM. I LOVE IT HERE SOMETIMES. LETS DESTROY THE SYSTEM BOYS!!!!FUCK UP THE HEROIC OVERSIGHT GUILD. FUCK IT UP. LETS FUCK UP THE oh god firbolg why would u say that i am broken and in pain now… the second home he’ll lose…. realize soon that ur home is the people ur with bud…. oh i am in so much pain.

GODDD THE FIRBOLGS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT MAKES ME INSANELY HAPPY.

four months to destroy capitalism. *checks my gay little watch* yeah we’ve got this in the bag.

im not gonna fuckign talk about my views of the world on tumblr i dont have a death wish but ufhghfsdkfnd theres so much to CONSIDER about how they should go about doing this

FITZROY UR A WILD BOY!!!!! I LOVE U.

WJNDNFNDSNSDJFK THE MUSICCCCC I LOVE THIS I LOVE HOW EXCITED THE FIRBOLG SOUNDS.

THE BUILD UP OF THE MUSIC. ARGO KEEP TALKING. OH THIS IS AMAZING.

THE FUCKING ELECTRIC GUITAR THAT KICKED IN WHEN ARGO GOT EXCITED. FUCKKKKKK Y E S. OH I AM INCREDIBLY HAPPY. THIS SOUNDTRACK IS GONNA BE ON LOOP IN MY BRAIN FOREVERMORE.

I LOVE GRADUATION. FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BALANCE NOW GRADUATION IS MY BEST FRIEND. FUCK OUTTA HERE THE BOYS ARE EN ROUTE TO DISMANTLING CAPITALISM. THIS EPISODE HAS BROUGHT ME INSANE AMOUNTS OF JOY COMPARED TO THE PAIN I FELT LAST EPISODE. THE BBEG IS FUCKIGN.  CAPITALISM. IM RIOTING LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO

p.s. if my darling son snippers doesn’t come back i will be BEYOND inconsolable

#taz #taz graduation spoilers #taz grad #taz g #taz graduation #taz grad spoilers #the adventure zone #the adventure zone graduation #taz episode 28 #sir fitzroy maplecourt #fitzroy maplecourt #argonaut keene #argo keene #master firbolg #the firbolg #taz notes by krys #krys talks

[foryouthegays]

techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream

good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together

times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00

FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)

i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33

i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in) 

who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17

00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO

00:8:55 tommy time :/

0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING 

i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade

00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw

00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j

00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much

00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020

00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!

i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive. 

00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home. 

techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn

00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at  01:14:20)

00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-

why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45

this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka

LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49

00:54:30

techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain

tubbo, quietly: like jesus!

i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op

techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!

techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-

00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur]  a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH 

01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww 

also he has a fanart wall again!!!

01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS 

“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15

ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”

holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)

the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:

techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it. 

01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo

techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30

01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like 

01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe

“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”

“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”

“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”

“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”

“oh my god...”

“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.

“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”

“listen, my desk is-

“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”

“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”

“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”

“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”

“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”

techno is such a disaster i love him

01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn

“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)

01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it

i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade

IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA  LSKJDAFJASD;LKF

i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he

he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it) 

01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line

has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla

01:57:30 techno plea se eat 

ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying 

techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”

02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG  NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG

02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj

02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc. 

also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much

i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends 

02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon

02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S  but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho

hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary  02:35:40

02:37:30 technosneeze 

hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk????? 

overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend. 

#stream post

[volturialice]

Spork Haven chapter 26: eternal fucking flame

welcome to spork haven, where I spork the EL James fic you’ve never heard of

previous chapter | contents

previously on Spork Haven:

award-winning dump-ee stalker extraordinaire movie star!edward showed up to tragically orphaned juilliard student murder witness former turn-down Babe secret heiress audi-driving celloist witness protection graduate bella’s mansion and proposed! she said yes! jasper dragged the shit out of her on his way out the door! there were 2 whole title drops!

chapter 26 of safe haven is very short because it’s pretty much just an epilogue. 

so Where Are They Now?

they’re in a concert hall, where Bella is about to perform for the first time since returning to juilliard. Edward is incognito in the audience, so he can overhear the rest of them whispering about him and calling Bella the cruelest of names

based on the capitalization there, I can only assume Jealous Audience Bitch #3 was referring to this

Edward tells us he and Bella have been married for three weeks, and that she isn’t showing yet 

(remember ladies, don’t ever gain weight during pregnancy. being attractive to your shithead actor husband should always be your #1 priority.)

their shotgun wedding was in “a Disney-style chapel” in las vegas, which sounds like a mix of a) exactly what canon!bella and edward wanted, and b) their absolute worst nightmare. what happened, was the elvis chapel booked already?

I was having trouble imagining their wedding, so I made us (that’s right) some visual aids (you’re welcome)

incidentally, I looked up “disney vegas wedding chapel,” and the closest thing I could find was this one inside the excalibur hotel next to the pizza hut express

I’m at the pizza hut

I’m at the wedding chapel

I’m at the combination pizza hut and wedding chapel

sounds about right.

Edward tells us his whole family flew in from london for the wedding, and that Taylor and Emmett were also invited, but NOT a certain luminous-hazel-eyed someone

aw, c’mon, Edward! but Jasper’s such a hoot at parties!

this could be us but you playin

after the wedding, Edward and Bella honeymooned in...Edward’s vegas hotel room from earlier in the story. yikes. if you and your husband are millionaires but your engagement ring is a sucked-on earring and your honeymoon is in the hotel where you used to scrub toilets, maybe reconsider every choice you’ve ever made and then file for immediate divorce. just a thought.

but no, Bella didn’t want to go to

she wanted good ol’ room 1114, aka Edward’s safe haven #1 of 3. shockingly, during the honeymoon there was

so I guess that means they slept (and fucked) on the floor.

since the wedding, Edward and Bella have been living in “eternal fucking flame...connubial bliss.” not to put a damper on things, Eddie boy, but I’m not sure three weeks counts as “eternal” yet. call me when you’re a vampire.

thinking about his honeymoon makes Edward horny, so he squirms in his chair in the concert hall. this is what you get for fetishizing the cello, Edward.

next he tells us about his and Bella’s life together, with her back at julliard and him filming a new project.

at last, Bella takes the stage

and begins to play “the sweetest fucking sound.”

and, you guys....that’s it. that’s the very last “fuck” in the story.

thank you all, from the bottom of my fucking heart, for coming on this fuck-off journey with me. 🥺🎻 it began with a dream, and a set of small white even fucking teeth, and a horrible middle-aged british “writer,” and now look how far we’ve come. we few, we happy few, we band of sporkers ✊😭

am I done talking about Safe Haven? no, and I never will be. I have eaten the busted pomegranate of knowledge and the seeds are stuck in my teeth forever. by which I mean I could write several dissertations, and certainly make several dozen more memes, with all of the knowledge/quotes/statistics about the usage of the word “fuck” I’ve collected.

so slide into my askbox/DMs sometime and tell me your impressions! what was your favorite chapter? your favorite “fuck” and “shit?” have you noticed the uncanny plot similarities between Safe Haven and EL James’ latest book, The Mister? have you made a “Mike Newton Buys You Condoms” moodboard, or have you been inspired to write the remix AU where J-Word the Fucksmith crashes Edward and Bella’s Vegas Disney wedding and rebounds with the groom’s sister?

let me know.

I leave you with the thought-provoking final sentence (and title drop) of Safe Haven, which is, as always, less a sentence than a disgrace:

#spork haven #twilight fanfiction #anti e.l. james #unsafe for work text // #fire // #body shaming // #long post //