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mamaspidershit · 4 months

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Clint: If something happened to Peter… I couldn’t live with myself. Natasha: Of course you wouldn’t have to because I would kill you.

#source: modern family #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #black widow #mama spider #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman quotes #clint barton incorrect quotes #clint barton #incorrect clint barton #platonic clintasha

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sunny-rants · 11 months

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I love how the Clint Barton tag right now is literally just him as Ken in the Barbie meme with various people. because one, we all saw it and immediately went “oh that’s so Hawkeyecore” and two, he has such a type. he collects black cats to his golden retriever.

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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year

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*Natasha, presenting Maria with a tiny spiky cactus, with a little red flower on top, after she moved desks*

Clint: You’re in love with her but instead of telling her you bought her a plant.

Natasha:

Clint: Hey it kind looks like you

*wack*

#marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel memes #avengers memes #maria hill x natasha romanoff #maria #natasha x maria #maria hill #natasha #natasha romanoff #black widow #the black widow #blackhill #platonic clintasha #clint #clint barton #hawkeye

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westannatasharomanoff · 2 years

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Clint: The next time Laura is angry with me, I’ll drape her in a cape and say “now you're super angry.”

Natasha: That sounds like a death wish.

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broadwayfan92 · 1 year

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After Laura and Hill catch Bruce and Natasha without them knowing. Clint is in the other room.

Laura: Hill, Hill. It's okay!

Hill (yelling) : No, they're making out!

Laura: I know! I know!

Hill: You know?

Laura: Yes, I know and Tony knows, but Clint doesn't know, so you have to stop screaming!

#source: friends #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect laura barton #incorrect maria hill #laura barton #maria hill #bruce banner #natasha romanoff #tony stark #brutasha #platonic clintasha #clint x laura #mcu

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hawksonfire · 2 years

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curveball: platonic clintnat with hair brushing/braiding and scars

“Sit.” Natasha’s tone leaves no room for argument, so Clint does as he’s told and sits behind her. “Brush,” she says, handing him her favourite hair brush. “I need to think.”

Clint gathers her hair and starts brushing in long, smooth strokes. She still has a little blonde in her hair, but it’s mostly back to red now. As he brushes, he gets glimpses of the scars on her neck, the ones covered by her hair.

He’s never asked how she got them and she’s never told—there are some things even best friends don’t talk about, and if there’s one thing they are, it’s best friends—but he knows that if she hadn’t already done it, he’d have hunted down every person who ever gave her a scar and done bad things to them.

Minutes pass and they sit in silence. Clint normally can’t sit still for very long, even if he’s got something to occupy his hands, but he’d do anything for Nat. He’s reminded of the last time he came to her with his aids out and she played with his hair until he was ready to hear the world again. That’s the kind of thing they do for each other—well, that and covering for each other when they go on murderous rampages.

He braids her hair carefully, making sure it’s tight enough to stay in place if she gets into a fight but loose enough to not give her a headache, and kisses the top of her head when he’s done. “Was I quiet enough?” he asks, because Nat still believes love is for children and even if he means it, it’s better to show than tell with her.

She nods and squeezes his arm briefly. “One might almost believe you have impulse control,” she says, because Clint still doesn’t like compliments unless he’s too fucked out to refute them and they don’t do that anymore, but he still likes knowing he helped.

“I most certainly do not,” Clint says, grinning as he hauls her up onto the couch. “Dog Cops?”

Natasha rolls her eyes but nods. “Two episodes,” she says, because even if she doesn’t like the show, he does and she would do anything for him.

“I’ll get those chips you like,” Clint says, because wven if he thinks her chips are stinky and gross, she likes them and he’d do anything for her.

That’s what they do.

#hawkie rambles #hawkie writes #hawkie’s ficlets #PLATONIC clintasha #PLATONIC #clint barton #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #black widow #marvel

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dumbshyanon · 2 years

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DREAMS OF AN ABSOLUTION IS CLINT'S THEME!!! YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND!

#clint barton #platonic clintasha #black widow #natasha romanoff #hawkeye #dreams of an absolution #sonic the hedgehog #sonic 06

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loomontoia · 9 months

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Some doodle dump

#with clint #and nat of course #digital art #marvel #mcu fanart #fanart #black widow #natasha romanoff #mcu #hawkeye #soft clint barton #doodles #they are platonic soulmates #hawkwidow apartment au #widowhawk #marvel comics #not a shipp post but #clintasha

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iriel3000 · 1 year

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Hands on the face means I love you...

#stop telling me they are platonic #I don't cup my best friend's face this way #clintasha #age of ultron #avengers endgame #strike team delta

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slightlydepressedmelon · 7 months

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clintasha QPR supremacy!

#clintasha #queer platonic ships #clint barton #natasha romanoff #my post

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44um-theannoyinggirl · 4 months

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Happy New year by S.T.R.I.K.E. team D.E.L.T.A. (And the Pizza dog)

#marvel #agents of shield #avengers #hawkeye #black widow #phil coulson #clint barton #natasha romanoff #Platonic clintasha 🛐#Platonic philclint 🛐#Phil “the Dad of the S.H.I.E.L.D.” Coulson #The Son of Coul #The Eye of Hawk #The Man of arrows #the black widow #the avengers #the shield #marvel mcu #happy new year

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mamaspidershit · 7 months

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Natasha: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat! Clint: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Peter, go find out if that thing can catch fire! Natasha: You're a bad influence. Clint: And you don't know your sayings.

#peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #black widow #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #mama spider #incorrect spiderman quotes #clint barton incorrect quotes #incorrect clint barton #platonic clintasha #clint barton

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sunny-rants · 1 year

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David Aja’s Clint and Phil Noto’s Natasha like if you agree