#plan world domination! like cmon game

[e17omm]

I started working on HI3 Retold, and I really went into it thinking "yeah, I can get chapter 1 done today. It'll be a breeze!"

Im not getting done with chapter 1 today.

I have barely started. I severely underestimated just how much I would have to write to catch all the details. Add on that CG's wont play for me in the story so I have to exit all the way out and then go back to the stage and its just a hassle.

But I have started it!'

I am giving myself to next weekend to finish up chapter 1 at least (hopefully more). I wont burn myself out on this.

Reminder that I will only post these chapters once the whole arc is finished. The first arc, the Herrscher of Wind arc, is going to be chapter 1 to chapter 4.

I am incredibly open to suggestions regarding this retelling of HI3. (more below. I do kinda end up ranting towards the end tho)

It'll mainly be for the game itself, and I want to follow the same plot points as the game. Wendy is the Herrscher of the Wind, yes, Final Lesson is going to happen, as will Lament of the Fallen, so on and so on.

What I aim to change is details and add more context to certain things. (Maybe add entire new -EX chapters. 17-EX is looking extremely likely at the moment)

But things like fixing the nonsensical airship in chapter 1. You want to tell me that Ein and Tesla sent that thing crashing towards a city, hoping Kiana would be sent to stop it, to cryptically hint to her about her previous life as Sirin with the Gems, in a longshot plan to make her the Final Herrscher, which neither Ein or Tesla EVER mentions or acts upon? Yeah, no. That's nonsensical.

Stuff like that, stuff like Mei joining World Serpent meaning nothing (exagurating a bit there) except that she hangs out with Raven for a while and she actually just ends up murdering a group of people and the story never brings it up ever again that Mei has murdered humans in cold blood. Some pacing issues like the Herrscher of Dominance being "defeated" in the middle of a chapter. Cmon, at least place that at the end of the chapter.

I'll probably also make chapters 5 and 6 mirror more closely to the actual manga events though.

But this also means that some chapters will be relatively unchanged, if not completely untouched.

I mainly just want to have an excuse to replay the game, and shore up some of the rough edges of the story while Im at it.

And Lambda will never make an apperance. I dont care what arguments I hear about her inclusion. She is a Deus Ex Machina for the devs to get out of jail free card themselves out of the bullshit they caused with New Project Stigma.

Speaking of! Do you want the Moon Arc to not be a philosophical loredump of a shitshow? Well you've come to the right place! As I said, Im open to suggestions, and the Moon Arc has a lot of issues.

#hi3 retold #honkai impact

[yatgb]

My predictions for side order (and also the things i sorta just want to happen really really bad)

Play as agent 8 (obvious prediction)

Opening scene mirrors that of octo expansion with pearl waking up agent 8 and trying to make small talk like "lol long time no see huh bestie??? how you been :D" only to come to the horrifying realization A8 doesnt remember her or anything at all and has lost their memories again

This one is sorta out there but this might be commander tartar exacting revenge on A8 for thwarting its world domination plans in OE. Just saying if it was really gone then WHY was it in the chaos v order promo

If not tartar then some New Threat Weve Never Heard Of Before. Probably with help of tartar but also maybe not yknow. Id be fine with letting tartar stay dead as hell

Brainwashed marina. I can feel it in my bones

Seriously can you imagine pearl shouting "WAKE UP MARINA!!" like marie did when trying to snap callie out of it. Can you imagine the tension between brainwashed marina and desperate pearl. Come On

Agent 4 return. Istg we saw their shadow for that one freeze frame. I Know He Is Real Nintendo Why Are You Hiding Him

AGENT 4 BOSS FIGHT....... PLEAES ANYTHING

Octarian enemies come back still mammaled but now their fur has turned white bc of the weird bleachy thing goign on. Something something polar bears

Lil judd final boss (this is a /j but could you imagine)

dedf1sh content. This isnt a prediction its a plea

Come on guys we got harmony in-game they have to know how much we love dedf1sh right

dedf1sh boss fight................ imagine

Alternatively what if dedf1sh is there but only able to be seen from a window in an inaccessible room like spyke in the cafe in splat2. cmon nintendo you know u wanna

I dont think we're getting a new playable species unless they pull some REALLY wack shit and let us play as fuzzy octarians (i saw someone hack the model to be playable so 👀)

The more we progress the more color returns to the plaza

Idk there was a LOT of imagery with brains and neurons and dead things (and how octopuses irl turn gray when stressed/dying). I wouldnt be surprised if they leaned more into a theme of death or an afterlife. Nintendos done some crazy shit. And yknow they already had "relive memories" to explain replaying the crater and rocket battle to cement alterna as a kind of final area so like. Imagine going back in to the side order area with "ascend" or some shit

The description on the shop said "see what has become of inkopolis square" so its definitely a new virus of some kind

#splatoon #im yellign dmm (dont mind me) #side order

[dykeminecraft]

man. Man

there's something very. interesting. about the fact that in like every situation where Zor could have had Phoenix killed directly, they just fucking. Don't

like. cmon.

"Personally, I think we should just shoot you. But Zor wanted some footage of 'the Phoenix'." (<- quote from juniper in safe & sound, which occurs after you get knocked out and actually honest to god captured)

"Well, if that agent did survive re-entry, Zor would be quite interested in getting their hands on them. Don't know, didn't say why." (<- fabricator, who is probably like. one of the more loyal people working for Zor)

it's like. in any situation where their death could feasibly be a controlled thing, everyone is being ordered to Leave Phoenix Alive. the usual assumption is that it's because Zor wants to put them through the torture gauntlet personally, but like. given uh. the whole "you seemed so promising" thing i am Not sold on that. well and also the introduction of the phantom, who may or may not be working for Zor. genuinely don't know yet.

and of course Zor does make...sort of attempts to kill Phoenix. but like. come on. with the context of Juniper being explicitly instructed to leave Phoenix alive, and the whole "if you're hearing this it means you survived our last encounter. I knew you would" like. cmooooon. the situations where Phoenix is in "lethal danger" aren't. meant to kill them, I don't think. and even if they did, well. in that case it's no big loss, right? since it means Phoenix wasn't as good as they seemed.

and it's just fucking. they expected Phoenix at the volcano. Not only do they notice that Phoenix is there immediately, but the fucking. control cabin. has "welcome, agent phoenix" on the screen for a second. and even if they were meant to die there (which i am wholly Not convinced of), then. Zor doesn't sound mad about Phoenix managing to stop their plans for the Third Fucking Time. they sound pretty much the same as they always do, up until they say "I would know", which sounds. not soft but sort of contemplative. and then "be seeing you" is damn near cheery.

and you'd think! you'd think! they'd be angrier after the second game given that their whole "world domination" plan in the second game fails massively and they get exposed for being evil! and maybe they're quite upset & just playing the long game but like. when Juniper turns against them they waste absolutely zero time in getting rid of him. so

it's just. man. either way it winds up going, they seem to have some sort of Interest in Phoenix, and. that probably doesn't mean anything good for Phoenix, but. well.

(there is a small part of my brain that's wondering. because there's been a few times where Phoenix could have been outright dragged back to a more secure "prison". so is Zor running them around hell for something akin to training)

#thorn post #hi sorry i'm back on my bullshit. don't worry about it

[greekromann]

konoe is objectively like a pretty shit person and his plan of "use ai to control everything" is, of course, terrible, but among his many crimes, "killed his own father in self-defense because said father was Literally Going To Kill Him" is. Not one of them. and the game trying to paint that action as "pure evil" is uhhh Not It Team

#like. wgsjgxd hes done a lot of objectively evil things! kill that researcher! turn hundreds into puppets with no control of their lives! #plan world domination! like cmon game #it would kind of be another thing if the game implied that the issue was blaming the murder on an innocent person #bc obv thats Not Great #but it doesnt even do that its like ''i killed my (abusive and murderous) father (as he was literally trying to kill me) and that was evil'' #idk it just puts a bad taste in my mouth like. not to say i expected anything else from an atlus-associated game BUT #:/ #p5 #persona #p5s spoilers

[yerion]

hi rion~ I found Mind Games via @bonvoyagenoona & I'm so, so glad I did! I'm ABSOLUTELY LIVING for not just an esports gamer au, but a LoL au!!! Combined with tsundere JUNGling JUNGkook (cmon now) & a drop-dead gorgeous possible love triangle toplaner Taeyhung & my bias Yoongi as adc & bias wrecker Jimin as support...you've done tons of damage to my LoL fancies; I WOULD HAPPILY SUPPORT YOONGI IN A HEARTBEAT.

Ok but really, I actually appreciated that Aeum is a bad ass midlaner whose play-style issue is that she's too aggressive in a world still dominated by males. I know it's kind of silly because why wouldn't you empower your character this way, but it just still counts.

I also enjoyed the juxtaposition of a really warm, caring relationship next to a cold, but equally caring (it seems?) relationship - & I die at the idea of being caught between those two maknaes.

I want to say Jungkook's jealous was soo cute, but cute doesn't seem like the right word...there is just something about a tsundere character expressing their like for you in ANY way, shape, or form. Like satisfying almost, because you got it out of them.

& I could really feel for Aeum as she's having that talk with Jungkook & flashbacks to a previous-relationship-gone-wrong happens in her head...it's crazy how certain lines people have said can still haunt us.

Is there a timeline for new chapters? I can't wait!

GOOD MORNING, ANGEL! <3 holy moly, if there's a way i could virtually kiss @bonvoyagenoona rn, i so would... i'm so grateful she shared the story around, granting me an opportunity to encounter other lovely readers! BECAUSE LOOK AT YOU, YUUGE?! I'M SO HAPPY U ARRIVED... ;-;

HEY... A JUNGLING JUNGKOOK? THE WAY I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT AND NOW I'M GIGGLING LIKE AN IDIOT AFTER REALISING... adc!minyoong x reader Coming Soon for you™.

BUT OH MY GOSH, DO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE LEGENDS? i adore miss ahri, lux, jhin, xayah, yasuo and shen!

OK, NOW MY ASS IS GETTING OUT OF TRACK... but AHHH, thank u so much for thinking that way about our lovebug aeum! i definitely get that factor should be empowered to obviously step on all those dumbass sweaty male players who are unnecessarily narcissistic about stereotypes, but of course, we're not at the end of the story yet! >:D we have plenty of room for that to happen because GIRL POWER CANNOT BE FORGOTTEN EVER!!!

AND YEEEESSSS, the play of fire and ice, i always dig it whenever i write characters? (pls... it could be a serious illness where i'm attracted to stone cold men but i suppose the loving makes up for it, right... #prayingformysafetyinthefuturewithmen...) except i suppose taehyung is much more expressive and warmer in comparison to jungkook in the story, which tends to destroy me as well because i literally die for both...

AND THAT IS EXACTLY IT!!! it's just so satisfying to see them slowly open up and slowly become vulnerable when they've maintained such a cold, intimidating front to others, and you get to be that one person who gets to look at it?!

THIS is very true... we get reminded of such spontaneous events or get traumatised by things we didn't know that'd hurt us until something comes back at us again? ;-;

i've been trying to aim for weekly updates but i've been procrastinating and had other things to do throughout this week... GRRR... so, i believe this update might be slower than usual! i'm extremely sorry for the wait, but i'm planning to open taglists soon which might be a little helpful for some people? :D

either way, thank u so much for coming all the way here and dropping such a cute, lengthy message! it was such a pleasure getting to know u because i will never ever forget u now... NEVER... yuuge, my favourite sope enthusiast, who gets shattered by the thoughts of adc!minyoong and our jiminie, AND MAYBE LOVE TRIANGLES LIKE ME??? i really hope to see u again soon! <3

#💌 love letter: reader #🏆 mind games: feedback

[vokriid]

anyway I’m ranking Thalmor

Elenwen: well, she’s smarter than any of her colleagues at least. unable to prevent the DB from absolutely ruining everything for her, but that’s hardly her fault. barely get to see her throughout the game. smart, polite, utterly vicious bitch. 5/10.

Ancano: his nasally voice makes me homicidal, it’s completely unclear what he’s trying to accomplish, is not very sneaky, and is more than anything just a generic Bethesda villain. but at least he has more tact than most Thalmor, even if he is incredibly snooty. 3/10 for being vaguely annoying, straight up ugly, and a victim of terrible writing.

Ondolemar: what a charming, amusing, complete dumbass. do you even do anything, Ondolemar? his worst crimes are shouting at dogs and having absolutely no subtlety about his excitement for Thalmor world domination. like cmon dude, we’re at a party. he also doesn’t even arrest Ogmund after you do all the legwork. terrible Thalmor, charming dialogue, lovely voice. thanks for distracting everyone and helping me break into your embassy, I really appreciated it. 10/10 for being a completely ineffectual but amusing dumbass, has a special place in my heart. 

Rulindil: incompetent and terrible at his similarly terrible job, but props for being a bitch to Gissur I guess. marginally more entertaining for the standard Thalmor considering his lack of screentime. 6/10.

Ancarion: I like him for no real reason except that he actually listened to me when I told him that maybe his plan was shit. 9/10 for being one of the few npcs in this game to be somewhat reasonable, abduction and torture aside.

Captain Valmir: WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS, I LOVE HIM. SURE YOU’RE A STORMCLOAK, BUDDY, WHATEVER. THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY. WHAT A LEGEND, WHAT A MADMAN. 15/10, HE’S INCREDIBLE AND I LOVE HIM.

Estormo: hey...get out of the doorway. but c’mon, I really don’t think it’s THAT terrible of a name. didn’t really leave an impression. 3/10 for less amusing dumbassery.

J’datharr: I found him standing outside Windhelm, completely alone, pretending that he was part of the very absent caravan. 8/10 for excellent Bethesda fuck ups.

#thalmor #what....a bunch of idiots #anyway captain valmir is the best character in the whole damn game and yall know it

[will-you-be-my-savior]

asks for 08/22/18

anonymous asked:

Um, hi. I think that one of my roommates ended up here yesterday. He seemed kind of insulted when we asked him what happened. Figured I should borrow this thing to explain some stuff. That guy, he kind of clings to the belief of being human for his own mental health's sake. He got bullied badly as a kid for that unnerving feeling his species causes in humans and whatever I am. It's not that he's dumb, it's just his mind is working so hard to protect itself from a breakdown. -Mayhem Tom

Tord: …

Tom: i told you he wasn’t stupid.

Matt: … is he okay?

(tord feels like an idiot. he judged him more harshly because they were counterparts but now he regrets that.)

anonymous asked:

He probably would be okay now if his parents weren't jerks that didn't believe in therapy, especially after they had him exorcised when he wasn't even possessed. Not his fault his species makes humans uneasy and the kids in his class broke his arm and leg. Just glad he had a friend in that class that wasn't bothered by that uncanny valley feel and protected him until he got over how his species normally doesn't fight. He'd be a lot worse if he hadn't. - Mayhem Tom

Tom: i had a feeling he’d been through a lot…

Tord: … shit…

Matt: who was the friend?

(tord seriously regrets the way he acted last night.)

anonymous asked:

Well, Edd was that friend, they've stuck by each other since primary school. No one really wanted to be friends with either of them. They're still best friends today, and I'm kind of surprised cause Edd's laziness from being half sloth demon gets pretty annoying for me and Matt most of the time. Then again, Tord's probably done his best to stick with the only people that never tried to hurt him or always called him a monster for something he can't help. -Mayhem Tom

Tom and Matt: *twitch*

Tord: i suppose that makes sense. his counterpart was probably my best friend throughout most of my time in school as well.

(tom and matt are on edge, but otherwise fine)

anonymous asked:

Are those two okay? They seem kind of like the Tord here after he's had a panic attack. - Mayhem Tom

Tom: … we’ll… be fine.

Matt: it’s no big deal.

dudawakmax asked:

OK I heard that people where in the edge and I come as fast as I could. NO TALKING ABOUT THE GREEN DEVIL IN FRONT OF MY BABY BUNS!!!!

Tom: it’s okay duda, we’re fi-

Matt: DUDA! *squeeze* we haven’t seen you in a while!

anonymous asked:

Okay? I'll avoid mentioning his name for now on if it's an issue. Don't know what happened to put people on edge talking about him, but I won't ask. - Mayhem Tom

Tord: probably for the best…

dudawakmax asked:

Five tests in this week, I'm just kinda busy :P And NOPE! NO GREEN DEVIL SHIT NEAR MY BABY BUNS.

Matt: i thought i was a bat not a bun?

Tom: really duda, we’ll be fine.

dudawakmax asked:

You can be a vampire bun!

Matt: *giggles*

anonymous asked:

Wait, your Matt's a vampire? Huh, the one here just makes potions and glamours. - Mayhem Tom

Tom: … yeah he is, but he can do that too.

Tord: he once made himself look like pat just to fuck with the people in the cells… we watched the footage back later… it was terrifying.

Matt: my favorite thing to make are the potions that make your skin glow!

(he means actually glow, like a glow stick)

anonymous asked:

He mostly just sells his glamours to other creatures and beings to hide as humans. He does make a lot of potions for beauty and stuff though. - Mayhem Tom

Matt: i don’t like potions like that… it’s not real.

Tom: most supernatural creatures here just stay away from humans rather then go through the trouble of getting a glamour, unless they can shapeshifter like me or just look human enough like matt.

Tord: human’s don’t generally get told about the supernatural here. and if they do find out it had better be because someone told them of else… *neck snapping motion*

dudawakmax asked:

Wow wow wait. You turned yourself into Patty cake?

Matt: with a glamour, yeah.

anonymous asked:

We don't kill any humans that find out, we first see what they're planning. If it's dangerous, they lose several days worth of memories when witches specializing in memory wipes show up and just, make them forget all about the fact that 'monsters' live among humans. If they're beneficial, they can keep their memories. A lot of the monsters that think Tord is human don't mind him knowing. He just wants to learn and stop the ones that hurt others. - Mayhem Tom

Tord: i think the main reason they don’t wipe memories here is because they tend to overestimate rather then underestimate those who find out… if they found out once what’s to stop them from finding out again?

Tom: if a person is perceptive they stay perceptive no matter how many times they have their memory wiped.

dudawakmax asked:

Cool! Can the glamour change your height too? Like, turning me into mister eyebrows?

Matt: a glamour is more an illusion then a transformation… so yes it does change how tall you LOOK.

anonymous asked:

We try to avoid killing cause it could draw unwanted attention. Especially since some of the more dangerous creatures like to move here and hunt instead of just buying cloned meat from Bing. - Mayhem Tom

Tom: we just have specific “people” who come and kill them just like any other human would. these “people” essentially don’t exist in modern society so any evidence the police found would just lead to dead ends.

Tord: when i’m in power we’re changing that…

Tom: well duh.

anonymous asked:

Take over the world? You guys are pretty different than everyone in my world. No world domination plans here. I think. Might need to triple check with the Tord here just to be safe. Though the worst anyone's found in his room is his gun stash and where he hides his hentai. - Mayhem Tom

Tord: if there was any other way my system would work i’d take it in a heart beat but they’re pretty reliant on having a single leadership with all the necessary resources available.

anonymous asked:

Well, good luck with that then. I better put this machine back before the others realize I have it and want to try talking to you too. - Mayhem Tom

Tord: thanks, i guess.

Matt: bye other tom!

spooncryptid asked:

Hewwo!!

Matt: come get your pets. * holds out his arms*

spooncryptid asked:

//happily jumps up into Matt’s arms// yay!!!

Matt begins to vigorously pet you.

spooncryptid asked:

//purrs and snuggles into Matt//

Matt is content.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm, so what’s happening today?

Matt: remember mayhem from yesterday? Well his tom was talking to us for a bit. After that tom left to go pick up the parts he ordered and Tord went to go get us dinner.

spooncryptid asked:

There’s another Tommy too??

Matt: appears so. He was rather nice even.

spooncryptid asked:

Is there another Mattie??

Matt: yep! He said his Matt is magic but not a vampire.

spooncryptid asked:

That’s confusing, how am I supposed to keep track of two of everyone?

Matt: he just put mayhem in front of his name.

spooncryptid asked:

Well they certainly are a lot of mayhem!

Matt giggles. He liked that joke.

spooncryptid asked:

Dyou know what Tords getting for dinner?

Matt: nope. all he said was that it was some kind of Americanized German thing.

spooncryptid asked:

Huh, I wonder what it’ll bt

Matt: all the weird stuff he’s gotten for us has been good so far.

spooncryptid asked:

Tommy doesn’t like the food??

Matt: oh tom loves the food! He just doesn’t want to admit it!

spooncryptid asked:

Why not??

Matt: I dunno. He’s stubborn?

spooncryptid asked:

That doesn’t make sense

Matt: I think he thinks that if he admits that it’s good he’ll be losing or something.

spooncryptid asked:

Hed lose a game?? What would he lose???

Matt: I don’t know. Tom and Tord are always like that. Like they are always playing a game neither knows all the rules to.

spooncryptid asked:

That’s confusing, how do you win if there’s no rules?

Matt: i don’t know that either… they don’t make a whole lot of sense.

spooncryptid asked:

They sure don’t

Matt: nope.

Tord: *coming through the door* oh! hello cryptid.

spooncryptid asked:

Hi Tordie! What did ya get for dinner?

Tord: some strange Americanized form of schnitzel with a side of potatoes au gratin and green bean casserole.

Matt: sounds good.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm smells good

Tord: i’d hope so.

Matt: gimme!

Tom: *enters room* whatever…

spooncryptid asked:

Hi Tommy!!

Tom: hey cat freak.

(it is said with affection)

spooncryptid asked:

Are you ready for dinner?

Tom: i guess…

Tord: …

(tord is getting tired of this BS)

spooncryptid asked:

Cmon, can’t you smell how tasty it is!!

tom is glaring… tord is gonna break something.

spooncryptid asked:

What’s with you two??

tom doesn’t know who made the food and is being bitter. tord doesn’t wanna admit who made the food cause he’s a paranoid little shit.

spooncryptid asked:

Why does it matter who made the food????

tom hates eating things when he doesn’t know who’s touched it…

spooncryptid asked:

If Tord knows about that then what’s the big deal about telling him? Why is it better to cause tension??

he’s embarrassed…

(can you guess why)

spooncryptid asked:

I have an idea...

do you now?

spooncryptid asked:

That’s honestly kinda cute but st ill

tord is shocked. he thinks you might know. he’s questioning how that could even be possible.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm, I’m hungry! Let’s eat!!

tord is enormously grateful. they all sit down to eat.

spooncryptid asked:

Food food!!

tom: puts a small plate with servings of the sides and two small pieces of breaded meat.

spooncryptid asked:

//purrs softly//

matt is okay now, all he hears is soft purring.

there seems to be a section that got deleted here. basically spooncryptid revealed that tord was the one making the food, tord got embarrassed, tom pulled him out of the room and started making out with him and matt had to cover his ears because he could hear them.

spooncryptid asked:

//is just a sleepy cat hat//

matt sits down against a wall and leans into it and tom and tord re-enter the room looking very disheveled.

spooncryptid asked:

//stops purring and jumps down//

Matt: aaawww.

Tord: what are you two doing?

spooncryptid asked:

Nothing.. //sits in the corner a bit nervous//

Tom: … *is very suspicious*

Tord: right…

spooncryptid asked:

... sorry....

Tom: what are you sorry for?

spooncryptid asked:

Uh... not thinking.. before I say stuff....

Tom: *sigh*

Tord: okay. *looks very pleased with himself*

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm.... I’ll try harder to not do that anymore....

Tord: it’s fine.

Tom: why are you acting like you just got fucked? i just kissed you.

Tord: because it was a nice kiss.

spooncryptid asked:

//curls up in the corner, again//

mat turned into a bat and curled up with you.

spooncryptid asked:

//cuddles Matt//

tom turns himself into a tiny monster and tord picks both of them and you up and carries you all to bedroom to all go to sleep together.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, goodnight...

Tord: night…

Tom and Matt: *cooing*

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew tom #ew matt #savior au #ask response #spooncryptid #dudawakmax #mayhemworld tom #anon #mod x

[adder-lykel]

The Love Game (Part 1/?)

The Royal Romance meets The Crown and The Flame! For the sake of a new peace, Kenna must choose between contenders for her future king or queen. Ships: (Eventual Kenna/Raydan, Kenna/Diavolos, Kenna/Val, Kenna/Annelyse, Kenna/Tevan, Kenna/Dominic) (Eventual Underlying Sei/Dominic, Will/Dominic, Val/Annelyse, Zenobia/Tevan, Rowan/Kai)

If she had known it will come down to this, Kenna would have eloped. It was a simple thing really, she just said she didn’t want to marry yet. Now, she was sure it was a better answer than suddenly proposing to who she pleased after winning the battle of her life but the nobility saw a way to win people over. It was barbaric, really. Breads and circuses to pass time while everything was situated was a ridiculous but effective idea. All she had to do was play a love game. With various suitors chosen by nobility. After fighting for so long she did not even have the peace to develop a relationship with a man or woman she was interested in. Nevertheless she had to give in, because for now it would solve the issue of diplomacy.

Tevan was so elated when he got the news that he appointed himself as the suitor from Fydoria. He had always admired Kenna since she saved him, but now he was able to show her people he was the right choice. He assumed it would be easy, after all he was probably the prettiest in the competition. How hard could it be after all? “I am sure the kingdoms have matters that are more important than a courting rite.” Aurryn mumbled shyly as she looked up from the book she was reading at the table.

“Which is exactly why they need it.” Tevan replied with ease as he stood up. “Romance is the best type of sto–”

“Actually mytho–”

“Hush sister.” Tevan interrupted smoothly as he walked away. He had a Queen to win over.

“No.” Noa said quickly before Kai could answer.

“Okay, I’ll do it.” she coolly replied with a smile.

“What? Kai, no.”

“Noa yes,” she reached out for him,“We need to build relations.”

“We are already rebuilding their walls! No.”

“It will be fun, it’s a strong political move, and maybe there will be love.”

And so the argument ended in silence between the two siblings, confidence radiating off of one, and worry springing from the other.

Rowan sat alone in her kingdom of thorns. It was idiotic of the Stormholt Queen really. There were better things to do. Like figure out taxes and trade. Still, she managed to find the rose in the bush. She could have a bigger presence, and establish her dominance as a queen. So, she decided silently to herself that Thorngate’s suitor would be her.

Annelyse felt hope. She had another chance with Kenna. She had always been a dear friend but she felt something stronger.

There was always this unspoken connection. Kenna provided her more satisfaction than any man would. She understood what it was like to be a powerful women. Kenna respected her and her way of ruling.

Annelyse would have been more open about these feelings but she realized three truth at that time.

Number one was she was a woman who was expected to keep the Adair line in place. Her father had no sons, or daughters, so she had to continue the social climb. At the time she met Kenna the woman with no kingdom was penniless. It didn’t mean she wanted her any less.

Number two was she had to guard her heart. When they met she knew Kenna was after funds and an army. She had to be naïve to set that aside. She let Raydan observe, just like she made him do with anyone else who was after her.

Finally, Kenna had a big heart. A big heart was a confusing heart. She saw Kenna and how other people looked at her. Though she would not say who, she knew she wasn’t confident in knowing that she was Kenna’s only. This also meant that she was right about one thing: as far as she could tell, the queen would never be satisfied.

Annelyse knew one thing that no one else did. Kenna was born on a throne of blood. She became queen in a untraditional way. Kenna had her title ripped away from her, and she only became queen by war. Until this last battle she had always been at war. Annelyse could not recall a time when she was at peace. She did not know how Kenna would rule. Would she be hungry for battle? Would she be able to handle economic diplomacy? Or would she be a stagnant queen?

Annelyse pushed all thoughts of doubt of the way as she prepared to make her way to Stormholt in hopes of Kenna returning her feelings.

“Wait, what?” Val almost exclaimed as she put a training sword back on its rack. She had just finished a training session when Whitlock made an unexpected visit to tell her that the Foundry had officially made her a suitor to Kenna.

“Cmon I know how you li-” Whitlock was immediately cut off when Val slapped her hand over his mouth with a glare.

“Someone will hear you.” She hissed as her eyes darted around the room.

Whitlock pulled her hand from his mouth and said,“Say what you want, but I’m pulling for you. They’re only taking noble’s choice and this is your only chance.”

Val looked down, weighing her options. “Fine.”

“I. Don’t. Like. You.” Sei said through gritted teeth as she glared at Dom, her eyes refusing to portray her real thoughts.

“Admit it Sei-Sei you lo-” Dom stopped immediately as he saw Anu walking towards them. Ever since the volcano the old man still has not spoke to him.

“We have new word from Stormholt.” Anu said smoothly, his gaze not meeting Don’s.

“Dom has been here for a while.”

“Yes, well it seems he has been slow on the news… Queen Kenna is going to have all the kingdoms to chose one representative and contend for her hand in marriage.”

Sei’s gaze flickered to Dom, looking for a reaction. She was disappointed. His eyes were filled with something she could describe as a mix of hurt and jealousy. She sighed and looked at her grandfather. “I know who to send.”

“Who?” Anu and Dom both said at the same time.

“Dominic Hunter.”

“I just don’t see why it has to be you.” Adder said carefully as she stared up at Diavolos. She had no feelings that radiated off of neutrality for him but she had someone else in mind.

“Who would you suggest, your spymaster brother who works under Queen Kenna in Stormholt and who has no allegiance to Abanthus.” Zenobia said smoothly with venom coating her voice.

Diavolos managed to keep his cool even though he wanted to back up his sister. With passive aggressiveness he said, “I know Kenna more than anyone else who lives here. I am of noble blood. I have fought more battles than anyone else sitting at this table for three. I am more than certain than I am qualified to compete and win her hand. Need I remind you Adder, that we only need you for decision regarding our economy.”

Diavolos’ mind was set on winning Kenna’s hand. It would be easy. He was sure he had already won her affections, and a marriage with him would be the best for all the kingdoms. He promised security for her legacy, something he was sure the other suitors would not provide.

“I am sorry Lady Lia, I am afraid I cannot.” Raydan said, his eyes not leaving the ground. He was on a diplomatic mission to the young Empress’s country when the news quickly followed him.

“Very well, but I insist we play a game before you leave.” The child said with a bright smile while Jorrin’s eyes bore into him, looking for any signs of betrayal.

“Fine, what is it.” Raydan said with a small smile, disregarding Jorrin and ruffling her white hair.

“Sly fox.” Lia said with a mischievous smile.

“I feel like I walked into that.” Raydan muttered as he averted his gaze.

“Sly fox says… You continue to have strong feeling for Kenna Rys.”

Raydan groaned,“Correct.”

“Why don’t you marry her?”

He sighed, wringing his hands together. “We are from different worlds. I live in the shadows and she walks in the light. She will have no benefit from having a King with no worth other than being a former spy. I don’t think she knows that I would give this life up for her just to stay by her side everyday.

“But love has to be enough!” Lia squeaked, almost jumping up from her bench.

“Alas it isn’t. And now it’s my turn. Sly fox says…” he looked at her growing smile and her eyes that seemed to be holding something in. He stopped a groan from coming out. “You have plans for me.”

“Correct! I would like to name you Lord Raydan of Marossi, contender for Queen Kenna’s hand.”

“Lia no.” Raydan said desperately.

“Lia yes! You love her!”

“Yes, but shouldn’t you chose an actual citizens.”

Lia looked down at her feet shyly, “Well, the actual citizens are still wary after mother’s…departure.”

“What about Jorrin?”

“Jorrin is not interested.”

“You are an empress!”

“I am an empress who believes in love and good men. I think you are a good man Raydan, and a suitor who would win Kenna’s heart and form a strong bond with my empire.” Lia said innocently.

“I can’t get out of this, can I?” Raydan sighed as he looked up at Jorrin. Jorrin shook his head with amusement in his eyes.

“Shall we get started then?” Lia said excitedly, hopping up.

“We shall.”

Raydan felt unbelievably nervous. Could he convince her that he was a good husband. Could he be enough? He dreamed of a reality where they are just common people on the street with no worries. All they had to do was love.

#kenna rys #kenna x raydan #raydan lykel #adder lykel #rowan Thorne #annelyse adair #val greaves #Whitlock #diavolos nevrakis #tevan drammir #Zenobia nevrakis #the crown and the flame #tcatf #playchoices #I dead ass was listening to satisfied while writing for Annelyse #oops satisfied worked for Annelyse

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i dont have an ao3 but shout out to my homeboys

once upon there was a gay on th e moon bc of a really lovng alternate au idea where elc turened BAD and klaus had a 1000 year nap and it'd take too long to fucking explain this so just roll with it ok. this gay--its elcrest btw hes also a Bad Boy now; he rly likes hot topic and thinks those t shirts with sarcastic sayings are actually rly funny but we all know they aren't--was feleing emo bc he couldn't see his bf xen o bc he betrayed him. so he stayed in his room whining abt how fgay he was until eve showed up

"hey whats wrong elc mother is here for u" even tho shes like 5000 years old and looks like shes 2 and also a rock (but im not rockist guys i promise). elc looked at her with his optics shining in the pale argentate light. good thing hes the seme here bc otherwise he'd start crying. in reality he rly wanted to fucking bone xeno bc obviously they had a lot of gay sex b4 they tried to kkill his mom once nad staring at rocks all day kinda sucks.

a;so burnign alive but hes kind of over that phase.

"im sad my bf left me for 1000 years can i pls go back to earth my raging hard on can't be satisfied bc rocks. my dicks not a jack hammer even tho im jacking it all the time (thats what guys do right bitch i dont know)" eve was so offended she put her hands on her giant rock self thats not just herself. its rly fucking complicated shut up u came here for the gay sex not instructibles on how physical forms manifest.

"we dont say ROCKS in this household young man!!!!"

"ＢＵＴ ＭＯＯＯＭＭＭＭＭ sorry i forgot to turn off my seme voice lemme adjust my mic it happens when my dick is hard" elcrest coughed twice "ok sounds good, BUT MOM I RLY NEED TO NUT. YOU KNOW NUT I'M SAYING... ITS ALL OR NUTTING BUT MOSTLY NUTTING IN XENO'S SWEET HOT BUNS"

"stop talking abt nuts u disgusting boy fine, god, if u leave me alone u gaylord"

and then eve punched him so hard in the dick that elcrest landed on earth in a giatn crater. how hes still alive is bc he still had some continues left like in mario even though this is a srpg game. once elc recovered he struck a pose and laughed evilly while twirling his mustache.

"finally...... I have RETURNED for xeno's hot man breasts! the world cannot stop me now!!" he cackly cackkled and quickly ripped off the fake mustache he put on just for this one scene. then elc went on a quest to find where klaus was and bc the author is too lazy to write any tansitional scenes.

elc found him chilling in his bed reading a book that was called Sweets and You: Do sweets make u inherantly Gay? elcrest made the PFFT noise. ofc they make u gay, fuckiing idiot book. he could write better than that author. in fact, elcrest was gonna do that when he got home bc obviously if this trash is published any shit elc wrote would be good.

NO! he had to focus! but he couldnt stop staring at xenos man boobs and felt his dick get hard again. elc got a nose bleed too bc thats what happens in anime right. i played persona 4 i know what im about

"damn u xeno." elc said thru his nosebleed and klaus looked up bc the author cant fucking rmemeber who is klaus and who is xeno and was surprised i remmebred his name but could not remember remember the 5th of novemember

"what"

"XENO IT IS I" since h e was caught red handed he just kickflipped through the window anyway. he did a sick flip then stood in the middle of klauses room. klaus made a gay gaspp

"alto! what are u doing hre!?" klaus said, bc in this AU that was his codename. elc wanted to be currently doing that but eve said no. fuck his mom. except please dont bc i know you sick fucks are thinking abt it.

"I HAVE COME TO BRING YOU BACK TO THE GAY SIDE, XENO WE HAVE COOKIES. bc i really miss that bammin slammin bootilicious sex we used 2 have and you are in fact bammin slammin bootilicious. also have u heard the word and gospel of our savior mother" elc said gayly

"dude no please stop preaching in my house im a changed man now" xeno pirouetted out of bed

"cmon man im ur seme u cant refuse we made like a yaoi blood oath u cant go back on ur word" elc pushed him back on thebed bc he'd have his ass yet anyway so no real use getting up. bc what is consent anyway hes Bad

"o shit really huh" klaus paused in thougt and bad elc laughed evilly. his plan was working!! all he had 2 do was the final touches! i mean besides touching xenos dick or whatever we're not yet. sorry u have to suffer for ten more paragraphs for sweat boy on boy. elc then turned around an produced a kitty keyboard from the recesses of his coat tails. xeno made the :O face and elc sat down bc playing while standing rly fuckin g sucks

"i wrote this for u on the moon so you'll be hypnotized by my sick beats" then he pulled the mic out of the keyboard and made a sick beatbox noise. No i dont know what the fuck it sounds like just google it. klaus blushued and made another gay gasp and elc made the >:3 face

then be started to play the piano keyboard. he was playing cruel angel thesis, their theme song that they had decided at 1am while xeno was drunk af.  it was their theme song despite none of them speaking fucking japanese but they just felt it in their SOULS. it was rly gay. elc was going so fucking hARD that his hard on was getting 40 hard ons. and thats four tens the hard ons. and its rad.

except the ebst part was it was all in meows so it spoke 2 klaus' furry soul.

klaus nyaed softly in surprise and suddenly all his memories of being xneo were restored!!! he gave into the desire that he craved in his soul and opened his big man arms bc for some reaon everyone thinks dudes are thirsty af. dont ask me why

"elc1!1 pls take me!! but be gentle my ass hasnt been ravaged in 1000 years (sick reference to hilda and altos magical wedding night by sorunort like, comment, subscribe for more sick referneces like this one)" xeno mewled like afucking furry and elc nodded once. xeno walked up to elc an touched his man boob sensually even tho xeno is like 60 feet taller than elc just imagine it ok

elc now has sunglasses just bc i think its a funny image

"xeno...... lets do it" elc said softly

"o h elc senpai......." xeno meowed

"and i'll keep my sunglasses on bc i hate the sun #moonlifeforever" and xeno gayzed into his emotion shields sensuallyier. then elc kissed him passionately and their tongues battled for dominance but we all know klaus is a fucking bottom bitch as stated in hilda and altos magical wedding night by sorunort paragraph 17 and 18 bc it was a dialogue.

then elc ripped off his clothes bc hes fucking JACKED and jACKED OFF and xeno gay gasped forlike the third time in this fic. elc was fuckign shredded. legends told of his abs but this time it was real. almost like the fact that shaved ice flavors dont actually exists the syrup is just food coloring.  his dong dangled in the breeze and xeno was turned tf on so he took off his clothes too bc hes not a god damn animal god whats wrong with u elc.

except elc didnt take off the sunglasses like he promised so those were still on dont worry readers i got you covered.

"get on ur knees dude and give me a wet willy but like on my dick" elc demanded

"wtf no"

"dude u cant say no its a smutfic"

"ok yeah i guess i kinda do like sucking dick or somethign"

"PREPARE TO EAT YOUR LAST DICK, XENO" elc cackcled and then xeno succed his dick like no tomorrow. elc practically creamed right there bc he couldnt get his rocks off on the moon for 1000 years (hahaha no im not gonna stop makign rock jokes). also xeno has no gagreflex bc he succed dick like a thousand times. once that was over elc just punched his dick in xenos hot cross buns and xeno meowed again

"why are u still a furry after 1000 years" elc asked but continued to Ravage The Promised Ass

"do u nyat like it erucu-kun???" xeno purred and elc shook his head

"no ur still banging its ok"

NUT THEN (i wanted to write but but i typoed and decided to keep it its funnier this way) xenos ass started 2 glow with a new holy light

"WHAT tHE FUCK" elc yelled

"my ass was actually the only way we could turn u good again! the more u fuck me the gooder u are!" and elc gasped gayily! no! his plan was working against him! he could alredy feel the goodness (haha get it bc fucking is hot i guess) turning him good! he had 2 pull out but found he couldnt. xeno was just too bammin slammin bootlicious

"HOW DARE YOU TRICK, I, ELCREST THE CONDICKTOR" he roared and xeno was tuned on again bc roaring is prolly a furry thign im not a furry im sorry

"it was for ur own good elc bc i love you!" xeno dokied so hard there were shoujo sparkles and even elc got shoujo sparkles. his azure optics glew like stella glow and u could almost see constellations in them. except there were sunglasses so u couldnt actually see it but the reader can. xneo was right. he was his tru  love..... not the Mother..... his mom was lame anyway all she did was talk to rocks

"xeno.............." elc said wiwstfully before bangin xeno harder. their bangin was so intense everyone could hear it in the kngihts barraks. it was so loud that even ana in her coma woke up for like a second to be like The Gays are At It Again. soon enough the banging was sucessful. elc glew in a beautiful magical girl ligtht and he was become good again. xeno shed a single tear but licked it away

"im cured! xeno ur ass did it! plus that was hot" elc smiled and im pretty sure xeno cried bc look at that man. hes so beautiful. please take the $2 from my purse. they embraced in a gay way. it was cute and xeno did a thumbs up and ana's face appeared at 20% opacity in the bg and she was also winking

"elc i am so glad u are back and i love u" then they made out. for a rly long time too bc theyre so fucking GAY good lord how could stella glow keep this under wraps. then they decidd they had to punch eve in the rock bc she was a dickw hile elc was being emo and stuff. BUT FIRST, xeno got porked lke 80 more times b4 then bc 1000 years does a lot do u.

the end remember to like, comment, subscribe for more fics like this one, seeya

#choo choo motherfucker #im sorry

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Good Bookings, Missed Opportunities, Possible Future Endeavors and Great Non-Scripts : Professional Sports

Soooooo we are here on the back of a historical Superbowl in which The New England Patriots have won their 5th championship since 2002 and Tom Brady has the most rings of any quarterback in history. Along the way, the Atlanta Falcons were dominant for 3 quarters going up by 25 points only to lose as Brady and Co. scored 31 unanswered points to win in the very first overtime in Superbowl history. 

History making game? Absolutely. 

Rigged? Scripted? Planned? Booked?.... perhaps.... 

Many circumstances appear to be booked in the world of sports ( of which we will discuss today ) and other situations just feel.... I dunno... normal. Unfortunately, those are the games that get forgotten. Obviously most of these are championship moments but then there are also moments that are great and likely arent scripted. Now , ultimately who’s to say? Maybe life really does work itself out in ways that are absolutely amazing feel good, historical moments... but then there are other times where its like.... cmon’ man! This list will compile various circumstances in which if scripting in sports happens at all the example will be consider likely to heavily scripted, a great non script, or a missed booking opportunity to make a great script. 

1. 2011 NBA Finals ( Dallas Mavericks Def. Miami Heat ) :  Likely Scripted

The 2011 season was the year that Lebron James went into infamy. After nearly 7 years being considered one of the greatest NBA players of his time, and still never receiving championship gold, King James took his talents from his home at Cleveland to create a supposed Basketball superpower with the Miami Heat in 2011. Upon doing so, America collectively lost its minds and ostracized him for basically doing everything he could to get a ring, save for just staying with Cleveland and slugging it out with them until the age of Ohio 2015/2016.

( OH Dont worry...we’re getting to that !! ) 

That would’ve taken him 10 years, but apparently L-Jeezey wasn’t trying to wait that long. Enter the ardor of America and the largest 3 point shooter in the world, Dirk Nowitski. Ironic that the nations savior from the supposedly elitist Lebron James , was a man from Germany. And as punishment for drawing heat onto the heat, ( see what I did there ) losing in game 6 though being heavily favored. The fact that Lebron was the main character of the league that year, but was a decided heel or badguy, the end of the season shouldn’t end with him winning the championship until America could get their collective minds around getting together to support their “ King.” 

2. Cubs vs Indians - World Series 2016 - Non-scripted Greatness

The Age of Ohio would end on a somewhat sour note, with the Chicago Cubs finally ending their 108 year championship drought, defeating the Indians away at Progressive Stadium. The story would end sweetly for the away team, but don’t forget that the Indians became the most loveable losers of the year just making the World Series and taking it to a game 7 , after the Cleveland Cavs won the NBA championship and the Ohio State Buckeyes won the CFP National Title the year prior. I would’ve called scripted had the Indians Won, but in this case, since the Brown and Blue Jackets didn’t join them in playoff contention, I’ll leave the scripting to Lebron and them....Speaking of which.

3. 2016 Cleveland Cavs vs Golden State Warriors NBA Finals - Likely Scripted

Just look at this face...

I just can’t take it. One year prior, and one Kyree Irvin short, Steph Curry made convincing work of the Cavs in the NBA finals 2015 to become World Champions. One year later, and the Cavs appear primed to take same L against an even better Golden State Team and even better shooting Steph Curry, only to come back from a 3-1 deficit - the first ever in NBA Finals History ( Obviously ) to win the Title 4-3 in game 7. He left to get a ring in Miami and looked like this...

Thats was his FIRST... in 2016 it was his 3rd. Cleveland didn’t mean nearly so much in 2012 and 2013 huh? I call scripting....and bad cry acting...

4. Brett Farve does it for his dad - 2003 - Non Scripted Greatness

As far as scripting goes, I don’t think its in good taste to really do this.... its also the 2003 Oakland Raiders. No offense, but they weren’t great back then...

So one day after his father’s death via stroke or possible heart attack, Brett Farve makes the gutsy decision to lead his 9-5 playoff hunting Packers into Raider nation and puts on a clinic. 4 Touchdown passes for 399 yards later, and Mr. Cheese himself became his own version of a game of EA Sport’s Madden NFL. But he didn’t do it alone. 

“I talked to the receivers before the game and told them ‘Anything he throws, we catch,” said Packers wideout Donald Driver. “I don’t care what it is — behind us, over our head, if we have to get on a ladder or jump on a guy’s shoulder, we’re going to catch the ball.”

With determination and support like that under these circumstances, a legend like Brett Farve couldn’t really lose.

5. New Orleans Saints vs. Chicago Bears 2007 NFC Championship- Missed Booking Opportunity 

So in favor of Tony Dungy vs Lovey Smith in the Superbowl ( which doesn’t bother me mind you...) The New Orleans Saints would get an Espy award for one of the Greatest Moments in Sports as they defeat the then undefeated Atlanta Falcons in the Superdome for the first time since the devestating Hurricane Katrina. They would then go on to lose the NFC championship game against the Chicago Bears, destroying the possibility to call for a good story for Burbon St. How awesome would it have been for the city that dealt with one of the worst natural disasters this country would collectively face in years, to come back and become World Champions the very next season when the Superdome would be reopened. 

6. Possible Future Endeavors

Looking for a good story? Here are some possibilities for the upcoming sports season:

-Draft Deshawn Watson to the Cleveland Browns , they make it to the Playoffs but lose to the Dallas Cowboy who go on to their first Superbowl since the 90s.

- Rematch for the World Series where the Indians win in game 5

- Oklahoma City Thunder Defeats the Golden State Warriors to go to the Finals where they defeat a shocking Miami Heat resurgence.