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bootleg-nessie · 5 months

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Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 3/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

(Edit: changed from 0/10 to 3/10 because John Lennon beat his wife)

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking

The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit

Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head

Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful

Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden

Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out

Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk

The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list

The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot

Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!

Weezer: 5/10. They all look like they definitely have asthma

Limp Bizkit: 3/10. While the visual image of baked goods playing the guitar is hilarious, Fred durst is not a biscuit. Points added because he probably has erectile dysfunction

Stone Temple Pilots: 0/10. None of these people are accredited as being licensed to pilot anything, much less an entire stone temple. Stone temples don’t need pilots anyways

Wasted Youth: 8/10. I guess it really kinda depends on how you frame it but yeah, they probably wasted a lot of it

Them Crooked Vultures: 3/10. These are people and not birds but Dave Grohl’s posture is kinda bad and John Paul Jones is so old that his neck kinda looks like a vulture’s so I added some points

Audioslave: 0/10. Slavery is illegal

Traveling Wilburys: 4/10. Sure, they traveled a lot but not a single one of those lying bastards was named Wilbury

D12: 6/12. There were only 6 people in this band

NWA: 10/10. I’m a little too white to safely comment on this one but I’d say they nailed it

Jet: 1/10. A real jet would be way too loud

Goldfinger: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a finger made out of gold

No Doubt: ?/10. I can’t really be too sure how Gwen Stefani felt but I think it’s probably a safe assumption that she had some doubts

The White Stripes: 3/10. I bet if you stripped them down naked and made them stand shoulder to shoulder and squinted really hard they’d probably look more like white stripes

Screaming trees: 3/10. They scream occasionally

Garbage: 2/10. I think they’re being a little harsh on themselves, their music isn’t THAT bad

Butthole Surfers: 5/10. Not even gonna touch this one

Megadeth: 3/10. To be fair, some of the former members are dead but only a little amount of death, not mega death

Dead Kennedys: 2/10. Last I checked Kennedy was still dead but neither he nor his clones are members of this band

Cake: 0/10. The cake is a lie

Cracker: 8/10. Most of them are

Tool: 7/10. I don’t know much about their music but they sure look like tools

Counting Crows: ?/10. Is this what emo kids do instead of counting sheep? Accuracy depends on whatever bird they happen to be counting at the moment

Dave Matthews Band: 10/10. It certainly is

Oasis: 1/10. Their music is the opposite of an oasis

Blur: 2/10. They are not that fast

Barenaked Ladies: 0/10. If I wanted to be this disappointed I’d reestablish a connection with my biological father instead

Meat Puppets: 10/10. Technically, aren’t we all?

Live: 8/10. Apparently they still do live shows but I deducted some points because I’ve only ever heard their music on Spotify

ABBA: 9/10. I’m still not giving any points to Guns N’ Roses but that’s mostly out of spite

5 Finger Death Punch: 8/10 I guess it probably depends on how hard you hit them but this seems to be the usual amount of fingers to punch somebody with

All American Rejects: 9/10. They’re all rejects from America so I don’t really see any issue with this

T. Rex: 0/10. Even if any of these people WAS a T. Rex I don’t think their arms would be long enough to play their instruments

Free: 0/10. Unless you steal their music, in which case it becomes a 10/10

The Strokes: 3/10. To my knowledge, none of them have had a stroke but I still added a few points because the name was probably accurate for other reasons

The Smashing Pumpkins ?/10. Another thing I have no way of verifying but this seems like a waste of perfectly good pumpkins

Therapy?: ?/10. The hell are they asking me for? I don’t know their medical history

Twenty One Pilots. 0/10. There’s only two of them and neither is a licensed pilot

Finger Eleven: 0/10. Leave the poor Stranger Things girl out of this

Fall Out Boy: 9/10. I conferred with an expert on this one who confirmed that they are in fact boys who had a falling out

Cream: 8/10. Considering this was the OG supergroup I’m sure a lot of people did in fact cream when their music came out

Edit: humans aren’t fucking monkeys. Stop saying we are

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otaku-sama-us · 2 years

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buenas amigos hoy les traigo la parte 1 de la información de cada uno de estos bellos y divertidos personajes primero empecemos con

la lider

shan

ella como en este AU es mas imperactiva y le gusta mucho entrenar con sus amigos y tener aventuras (de las locas /suicidas)

es pelirroja con ojos dorados

ama a sus yeyes

tiene un peluche de mono que le dio su yeye/zuzu (sun)

ella tiene un excelente control con su magia de demonio

le gustan tanto las cosas picantes y dulces

odia a los idiotas demonios que se creen mejor que su grupo y ella

es muy protectora con sus amigos y mas con su hermano menor

odia las cosas ácidas

sus mejores amigos es lixin , pinke , mae y ling

le gusta mucho el rojo

le encanta pasar el rato con su baba (Mk) y su padre (Red son)

ella es muy fuerte y siempre debe de tener cuidado con su fuerza con los demás

siempre esta en su forma humana pero le gusta combinar su forma humana con partes de su forma de demonio toro

ella es un poco torpe igual que su baba

tiene 17 años

pinke

ella es la mayor de los hijos de pigsy y tang

es pelinegra con ojos azul marino

es igual de gruñona y del mismo carácter que su padre

odia a los idiotas igual que shan y los que no pagan su comida

ella es la siguiente dueña en tener el restaurante de su padre y continuar con sus pasos

ella al igual que su padre es una fanática de chang'e y intenta ser igual que ella

ella tiene una pequeña (sino grande lo verán mas adelante lo sabrán) riña con Lixin y siempre se pelean aunque ella siempre gana en las discusiones

ella al igual que shan controla perfectamente su magia de demonio y siempre esta en su forma de cerdo demoníaco nunca cambia a la humana

le gustan los postres de fresa

sus mejore amigos son ling ,yue y shan

le gusta el azul

tiene 19 años

lixin

es el gemelo mayor de los hijos de macaque seis orejas y sun wukong

es igual que su baba (sun) tiene su pelaje de color naranja brillante como Wu Kong, con la excepción de la punta de la cola y un pequeño parche de pelo negro ahumado en la frente. También tenían seis orejas similares a Macaque en su verdadera forma, y tenían marcas en la cara de color rojo intenso.

su color de ojos son dorado ámbar

es divertido, despreocupado y introvertido pero siempre se mete en problemas

cuando va con sus amigos a explorar algún lugar siempre molesta a pinke en el camino y siempre discuten asta llegar a los golpes

increíblemente pinke es la que gana siempre y lixin solo gana uno que otro ojo morado o moretón o chichón del tamaño de un durazno

el como su hermano controlar su magia perfectamente

odia bañarse

es infantil

sus mejores amigos son shan y jiajy

le teme mucho a su baba enojado y a pinke (aunque la ame en secreto)

siempre esta en su forma de mono aunque igual que shan le gusta combinar su forma de mono con su humana

le gusta el amarillo

tiene 19 años

yue shi

es el gemelo más joven de los hjos de macaque y wukong

el es todo lo contrario a su hermano mayor es tranquilo, serio y timido.

sus ojos son de un color ámbar durazno claro

Tiene el pelaje negro sombrío de Macaque con una pequeña parte naranja en la punta de la cola incluido su frente con un mechon del mismo color. No tenía muchas orejas como su hermano, pero tenía las marcas faciales de color más claro de Wu Kong.

es el mejor amigo de shan y pinke

tiene un interés romántico con tao (mas adelante)

le gustan las cosas dulces,la lectura y estudiar

odia el ruido y las cosas apestosas (por ejemplo la habitación de su hermano...es una pesadilla hay adentro)

ama mantenerse limpio y siempre se baña 1 o 3 veces al dia

al igual que su gemelo y shan le gusta combinar su forma demonio y humana...le parece mas cómodo

le gusta el violetta

tiene 19 años

tao

es el hermano pequeño de pinke y segundo hijo de pigsy y tang

al igual que su baba un nerd y friki geek

pelinegro con piel blanca con y sus ojos son de color lima (extraño no?)

le gusta la cocina igual que su hermana pero la mayoría de eso le gusta investigar sobre famosos platillos y chefs para ayudar a su hermana a estar mas preparada a ser la dueña de restaurante familiar

tiene un interés romántico hacia yue shi

tiene su propia biblioteca en su habitación llena de pesados y granes libros algunos son de la biblioteca celestial ( no pregunten por que los tiene)

odia a los ignorante trogloditas( lo dice por lixin que no se toma casi nada enserio)

le gustan los bollos de frijol frito y la comida de su hermana

es algo infantil

su mejor amigo es jiajy y mae (mas adelante segunda parte)

le gusta el verde

y tiene 17 años

jiajy

es el pequeño hijo de red son y mk

es muy apegado a su hermana y baba (pero lo es mas con su padre)

su pelaje es color caramelo claro excepto por un mechón en su frente que es un poco mas oscuro que su pelaje