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haydenshill · 27 days
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You made him carry all the bags and he just found you at the pool bar
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Pina Colada decides to relax upon chips.
In Exeter, in Devon, England.
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soberloves · 10 months
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via @ayla_woodruff
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kunojaga · 10 months
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Wow, someone sent Häärijä and Käärijä Pina Colada flavoured Bojan Beer. That's so nice
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eternalcalifornia · 5 months
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First Tears: Chaggie
Chaggie Week of Firsts - Day 4
In the Morningstar mansion (castle, it's definitely a small scale castle) guest bedroom where Vaggie is sitting up in bed with fresh bandages. Charlie is sitting on a plush chair at her bed side. The remains of a shared lunch sit on a platter on the bedside table.
Charlie: Soooooo.... Pa-pa-pa... (taps her hands against the edge of the bed) How are you feeling?
Vaggie: Honestly, I'm doing much better. (clears her throat) I probably should have said this earlier, but thank you. For all the help. I'm not used to... well... any of this.
Charlie: (beams with sunshine sparkles) It's no problem! Really! Actually, you being here has been amazing!
Vaggie: I've literally just been sleeping and being a leach.
Charlie: YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE A LEACH!!! Ah! Sorry. You're not a leach, Vaggie. I've appreciated your company. (softens and stares down at her hands on the bed) It makes the estate feel less... lonely.
Vaggie: (eyes soften) Hey.
Charlie: (looks up at Vaggie) Hmm?
Vaggie: (gently places her hand on Charlie's) I get it.
Bedroom Clock: Tick! .... Tick! .... Tick! .... Tick! .... DONG!!!
Vaggie: (blushes and looks at her hand before quickly tearing it away) Sorry! Sorry. I probably should have asked first.
Charlie: (blushing so hard her cheek circles disappear - thinking: I'm never washing this hand again - before snapping back to the present) NO!!! No! It's fine! Fine! Really! I've already manhandled you while you were topless, it's only fair!
Vaggie: (remaining eye nearly pops out of her socket as she blushes harder)
Charlie: (stomach drops) NOT LIKE THAT!!!! Like from when I've helped you bandage your back!!! I haven't been sneaking into your room at night to cop-a-feel!!! I swear!!!
-Awkward Silence-
Charlie: (trying her damndest to save the conversation) H-Have you ever wondered why.... pineapples don't wear sunglasses?
Vaggie: (blinks in sheer shock at the sudden shift in conversation) Pineapples don't have eyes.
Charlie: But imagine if they did! They'd be the coolest fruit around. Speaking of cool, do you know what's cool? Penguins. They waddle around like they own the ice.
Vaggie: Uh-huh...
Charlie: And then there are those random thoughts that pop into your head! Like, why do we say "heads up!" when we really mean "duck"?
Vaggie: (rolls her eye as she slowly untenses her shoulders) ......I've got to be dreaming right now.
Charlie: (completely misses Vaggie's statement) Oh! D-Did you know that the universe is expanding? It's like a giant balloon getting bigger and bigger, except there's no clown making balloon animals out of stars.
Vaggie: Pfft! (covers her mouth) Charlie, please...
Charlie: Okay, okay, I'll stop... After I tell you about this amazing deodorant I found! It smells like vanilla mixed with a hint of honey, and it mixes perfectly with my cherry apple shampoo and body wash! I smell like an apple pie!
Vaggie: (whole face goes blank) Did- .....Did you just say you smell like an apple pie?
Charlie: Um... yes? Isn't it delightful?
Vaggie: ....heh
Charlie: Vaggie?
Vaggie: Hehehehe...
Charlie: Vaggie, are you okay?
Vaggie: (bursts into laughter so loud that it makes Razzle and Dazzle jump up from their naping spot in the windowsill) I cannot believe you're real!!!
Charlie: (undignified pout) Hey! What's that supposed to mean!?
Vaggie: (doubles over in laughter as tears stream down her cheeks) You... you smell like an apple pie!
Charlie: (pout sets deeper) Hey, don't make fun of me!
Vaggie: (still laughing and wiping away a tear) I'm sorry! I just... I can't believe you actually said that!
Charlie: (smiling back before pretending to scoff haughtily) Well, it's true! And it's not just any apple pie, it's like... gourmet apple pie!
Vaggie: (gets sent into another round of giggles) You're the Princess of Hell for fuck's sakes, Charlie!
Charlie: (trying to hold back her own laughter) And I smell A-MA-ZING!!!
Vaggie: I shouldn't be laughing! That shampoo and body wash you gave me makes me smell like a pina colada every time I shower!
Charlie: (laughter finally bursts passed her lips) Maybe I did that on purpose! Make you smell so good I want to drink you down!
Vaggie: (still giggling) What? You want me to take a bite out of you while you drink me in or something? I don't think you taste as good as an actual pie, Charlie.
Charlie: (snickering) Wanna find out?
-Pause as the world goes silent-
Charlie: (blushing) I-I mean....
Vaggie: (arches an eyebrow and smirks) Maybe another time, princesa. We did just eat lunch.
Charlie: (steam billows out of her ears as she undergoes a full body blush) Hoooooooh-oh-okay.....
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fullcravings · 8 months
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Piña Colada Bars
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daily-deliciousness · 11 months
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Pina colada layer cake
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mrs-trophy-wife · 5 months
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verytiredmeerkat · 7 months
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If you like penis coladas
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thedroneranger · 4 months
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Hey bartender,
I’m back for another drink! I’m so thirsty today. 😂
Pina coladas with Bob?
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T! It's about time we see what Bob's working with under the t-shirt! A little boardwalk beach trip!
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Robert "Bob" Floyd | Beach Bob | requested by @wkndwlff
See what others are drinking!
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Pina Colada lies upon chips.
In Exeter, in Devon, England.
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smaeemo · 22 days
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I honestly jones for tumblr, its so embarrassing to be in public because I see something and It reminds me I need to check tumblr and I start itching and scratching. Then suddenly all of the noises start to form, start to transform into unity.
Rain? “tumblr-tumblr tumblr-tumblr”
Cars? “Tumblrrrrrr Tumblrrrr”
Talks with people? “Yeah so I was -tumblr- and -tumblr-“
The faint clicking of a small bird? “tumblr-r-rr”
And eagle? “CAAWAAA-TumblRRRRRR”
The itching worsens by the minute, my overwhelming want evolves into intense powerful yearning.
Suddenly.. The world goes quiet.
Too quiet..
I feel the faint cold breath of someone NO something behind me.
I turn ever so slowly… Who could it be?
But then at the last second before I can see it. I get a notification on my phone.
“MUTUAL reblogged your post”
Suddenly my safety is no longer important.
Suddenly the cold breath gets impatient, I hear a far-away growl that is but a hair away from me. But for all I know it could be feet, miles, lightyears away.
I click on the notification, but the minute tumblr starts to pop up…
My phone goes black.
In the reflection are a pair of eyes.
“AHHHHHH” I try to scream, but all that comes out is a weird squawk (how very patriotic of me)
Then.
Just like my phone, just like … tumblr… the world. goes black…
The last thing I hear?
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voided-peach · 6 days
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He likes Mac n cheese and pina coladas
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picklesaremyenemies · 7 months
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remember when percy and annabeth were in the elevator trying to escape tartarus and tHE FUCKING PINA COLADAS SONG STARTED PLAYING
yea I feel like we don't talk about that enough
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fullcravings · 1 year
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Pina Coladas with Coconut Milk
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