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pigeonmilk117 · 8 months
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“I’m one hundred years when we’re all dead, our skeletons will say that we are either a man or a woman ….” ☝🏼🤓
Yeah? In a hundred years we’ll be dead, and your opinion
🏳️‍🌈✨Won’t fucking matter✨🏳️‍⚧️
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roma107 · 6 months
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Raising a spoiled brat that has now grown into a sociopath
Israel-Hamas War: Piers Morgan vs Rahma Zein On Palestine's Suffering | ...
"i hear u i agree with you..." "call for a ceasefire then" "that's not my job....." "have sensational interviews sure"
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fanfic-lover-girl · 8 months
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MUST WATCH: Katie Porter, Piers Morgan, Bill Maher Debate Transgender At...
Feminists of the past: We want women to have the same opportunities as men.
Feminists of today: We want to give all the opportunities we fought for to men.
It’s so enraging to see so-called feminists care more about bio men than the females being hurt by transgender ideology. 
All the scholarships stolen, all the championships stolen
Women/girls enduring pervy trans women popping erections in front of them in locker-rooms and other changing areas
Women being raped by trans women in prison (bet it’s just disgusting men trying to evade men’s prison and laughing as they have access to even more victims)
Tomboys being told they are trans and not really girls. Going through irreversible changes, forever ruining their bodies.
And the very definition of womanhood being erased. Women are now chest feeders, egg producers, uterus havers, baby gestators. People on the left bring up The Handmaid's Tale to advocate for women yet parrot the same oppressive, misogynistic ideology when they try to be more inclusive for trans women. But no, liberal women care more about the delusions of men than other women’s safety and well-being.
It’s funny that liberal women like Porter here are arguing against their own welfare by supporting trans women, and men (often “EVIL” conservative men) are the ones who have to protect/defend women’s rights. But men are the problem? This is so tragically embarrassing to witness. The oppressive patriarchy is defending the very rights you are literally giving away to delusional, confused, perhaps even evil men. What clowns. 
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jechristine · 2 years
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“Just like we don't blame Tom for Dom's actions, we don't blame Nadia for nasty Piers” This reminds me that Dom probably watches and likes Piers Morgan🤢 I think the uncomfortable truth is that Tom benefits from his dad being a Tory-lite dick head since media outlets like the Daily Mail, the Sun, and assholes like Piers Morgan are less likely to go after him. The fact the Dailymail commenters love Dom is enough to tell me about him.
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I didn’t realize that DM commentators like Dom lol
If so, I think you’re probably right that Tom benefits, and you’re probably right that Dom is Tory-lite and “respects” the Queen and the whole clown car. If I were to guess, I’d say he’s got a reason for disliking Meghan (“she just wants attention…”), and he probably is lovely to Zendaya. Generally speaking—I don’t know in Dom’s case—people with uninterrogated prejudices will be kind to individuals they know well in person but still project those prejudices onto strangers.
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Well Meghan is out winning as usual, so the haters are out hating as usual, and I have been thinking about the difference between criticisms that strike me as fair and ones that strike me as completely bigoted. Things that I think it's probably fair to criticize Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex about:
Being a sunshiny-sugary kiss-kiss California girl with a touch of spiritual woo on the side (she totally is this, and people's tolerance for that kind of thing really varies. I live in California so it doesn't bother me)
Traveling in private jets (as long as you ALSO bring the same energy to all the other members of the royal family who do it routinely. She and Harry have very real security risks, but they have clearly heard the criticism and are trying to avoid private flights now, which both speaks well of them and indicates that the criticism was useful. Now do the Cambridges and their helicopter trips)
Keeping her massive lawn watered during a drought (again, as long as you also bring the same energy to other people in her same general lifestyle class. She should rip that lawn out and put in a butterfly/rock garden with native & drought-tolerant plants appropriate to the climate she lives in. Bet she does do this actually, within a few years)
Defaulting to an arguably shallow/"girlboss" level of feminism (this is her wheelhouse and it is what it is. Her podcast and speeches tend to be aimed at like a feminism 101 kind of level, but clearly some folks out there need the remedial courses, so.) Criticisms that I think reveal much more about Meghan's detractors than they do about her:
Calling her low-class or "a climber." First of all, I have zero respect for anyone who thinks calling someone poor is an insult. But also, Meghan was never poor. Hers is not a rags-to-riches tale, it's the tale of someone who came from a middle class family and went to good schools and became professionally successful and did an internship at a U.S. embassy and got involved with the U.N. and eventually met and married someone extremely highly placed within the diplomatic world she had entered. Like yes, the Markles are trashy, but not because they are or were poor. But her mother Doria is the epitome of elegance, and Meghan was raised in the kind of middle-class aspirational milieu where being "classy" was extremely important to her. She is very good at being graceful and charming, which is part of what makes her so devastatingly effective at the princess gig. You have to be an incredible snob to object to social mobility. As an American I celebrate a success story. Brits who are hung up on "oh noes our royal family should only marry other blue bloods" are absolute boot-licking clowns. You walnuts. You forelock-tugging stooges.
Bashing her for "ghosting" her father and half-siblings, or media shitstains like Piers Morgan. These people all treated her abusively. She was and is right to cut contact; the Markles in particular must not be allowed to exploit her kids or other connections for their personal gain. She's standing strong and protecting herself and the ones she loves. Only people who hate Meghan and want to see her humiliated or "put in her place" would expect her to reach out to the Markles, or kiss up to media personalities that make bank by trashing her publicly.
Calling her fake or a liar. Meghan has been incredibly consistent about who she is and the values she lives by. This is purely a construct of media spin and anyone who believes it is a toady who swallows tabloid garbage uncritically. Remember when she mentioned that she and Harry exchanged vows before their wedding in front of the archbishop, and that to her was the more important and more authentic ceremony, and that they have those vows framed in their bedroom? Remember how the media then went on an absolute insane rampage about whether the private ceremony was the legal one? Yeah, she never said it was the legally binding one, she said it was the one that felt real to her. The tabloids tried to spin up something about whether it was legal and then triumphantly called her a liar when they determined it was not. Every single thing that Meghan has been accused of lying about is like this. It's tabloid journalists twisting her words in a bad-faith way so they can make her out to be mendacious and dismiss the rest of what she says. She's been remarkably consistent and forthright; people who take the "liar" angle are just looking for a reason to hate and dismiss her. They're honestly not much different from the crazy-ass racists who believe she faked her pregnancies.
Criticizing her for wearing expensive clothes and jewelry. This reveals a fundamental belief that Meghan does not "deserve" to have nice things, and I can't think of any reason people would want a princess to go around wearing cheap clothes and jewelry except that they just hate seeing a successful and beautiful biracial woman. Literally cannot come up with another explanation for this one.
Calling her self-absorbed. Children, everybody is thinking and talking about Meghan. She has one of the highest profiles in the entire world, of course she has to think about managing it. She also does a heck of a lot of charity and diplomatic work, and thinks very carefully about how to deploy her platform and what causes to support. This is her work. This is the job. She is very good at it.
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whee38 · 6 months
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Comedian Clowns Piers Morgan, Catches Him Lying During Israel-Gaza Debat...
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jeysuso · 1 year
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no because seeing Ronaldo absolutely decimate his legacy in our club is the funniest fucking thing like who's taking someone who voluntarily has an interview with Piers Morgan seriously 😭😭😭 what a clown I'm screaming
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concord28 · 2 years
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You know the WEF place this clown ass as president. https://www.rt.com/news/559736-zelensky-piers-morgan-inflation/
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flyingpochama948 · 3 years
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Talk show: Today were going to talk about Cancel Culture and why it's bad
Me: Oh?
Talk show: A good example of Cancel Culture is what's happening to JK Rowling
Me: *turns off TV*
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skellybonesandtrees · 7 years
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Y’all can stop now. If Sir Patrick Stewart’s got your back, nothing else matters.
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the-empress-7 · 2 years
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Ughhhh I absolutely hate agreeing with Piers Morgan but damn if he doesn’t totally nail it here: “it takes a rare kind of brass neck to want the right to trash the RF whenever it suits you but also insist on enjoying the trappings of being a member of that family without performing any of the, often mundane, duties that come with those trappings.” Nothing more needs to be said about these two clowns
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ingek73 · 2 years
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Duchess Meghan in 2018: Harry’s family ‘berates’ him about Thomas Markle
November 14, 2021
By Kaiser
I’m still not over the fact that a chief executive for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s Royal Foundation is doing their dirty work in a civil court and turning over his own texts and emails to the g–ddamn Mail on Sunday. Jason Knauf is a clown, but holy hell, Kensington Palace is the clownshow. As we discussed, Knauf volunteered information and testimony to the MoS in their appeal of the Duchess of Sussex’s summary judgment legal victory. Instead of “proving” that Meghan doesn’t really own her own copyright, all Jason Knauf has actually proven is that he’s a slimy, sycophantic slug who is terrible at his job. The entire case hinges upon the letter Meghan wrote to Thomas Markle in the late summer of 2018. In the full texts between Meghan and Jason Knauf that summer, she sent him a draft of the letter to read. Knauf provided the MoS and their lawyers with selected edits from the texts. This is what the full texts said:
Meghan Markle said Prince Harry faced “constant berating” from members of the royal family over her relationship with her father, according to texts and emails released by London’s Court of Appeal on Friday. The messages were released as a result of her lawsuit against Associated Newspapers Limited, publisher of MailOnline and The Mail on Sunday. In the messages, Meghan told her former communications chief Jason Knauf about her plans to pen a note to her father, Thomas Markle, who gave media interviews about his daughter after he pulled out of attending her May 2018 wedding.
“The catalyst for my doing this is seeing how much pain this is causing H,” Meghan said via text in August 2018, using her pet name for Prince Harry. “Even after a week with his dad [Prince Charles] and endlessly explaining the situation, his family seem to forget the context — and revert to ‘can’t she just go and see him and make this stop?’ They fundamentally don’t understand so at least by writing H will be able to say to his family… ‘She wrote him a letter and he is still doing it.’ By taking this form of action I protect my husband from this constant berating, and while unlikely perhaps it will give my father a moment to pause.’”
(The palace had not responded to PEOPLE’s request for comment at time of publication.)
Meghan added in the text, “Obviously everything I have drafted is with the understanding that it could be leaked so I have been meticulous in my word choice.” She also discussed handwriting the letter with few paragraph breaks and numbered pages so it couldn’t be easily manipulated.
Meghan, now 40, also discussed the decision to pen the handwritten note to “Daddy.”
“Given I’ve only ever called him daddy it makes sense to open as such (despite him being less than paternal), and in the unfortunate event that it leaked it would pull at the heartstrings,” she wrote.
[From People]
Basically, in 2018, Meghan told Jason that she felt she had to at least try to proactively deal with Thomas Markle via a handwritten letter because, at the time, Toxic Tom was blanketing the UK media with his weekly unhinged tantrums (tantrums which I still believe were scripts written by Piers Morgan or someone like that). Meghan and Harry likely spent a week or two in Scotland with Charles and Camilla – I can only imagine that they were the ones doing the “berating.” It’s also heartbreaking to hear that they were probably all talking over Meghan or behind her back. God knows they would never address it with her personally. No, they were complaining about Thomas Markle TO HARRY. Berating him.
In Meghan’s 22-page statement, she also said that “members of the Royal Family” suggested that she fly to Mexico to see her father in person, and that she flatly refused. Of course, because that’s a terrible idea. Meghan saw that too, and she knew there was a good chance that if she did meet with Toxic Tom in person, she would be ripped to shreds even further. Meghan describes herself as “eager to please” the Windsors because she had (at that point) only recently married Harry.
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gritsandbrits · 2 years
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Why is Piers Morgan so filled with hatred and bigotry?
I dunno some people just like being miserable. Best to clown on them
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David Moye at HuffPost: 
Sharon Osbourne is no longer on “The Talk” after CBS decided the longtime panelist’s on-set behavior “did not align” with the network’s values.
In a statement released Friday, CBS said that Osbourne has decided to leave the show partially because a broadcast on March 10 was “upsetting to everyone involved, including the audience watching at home.”
According to the network: “As part of our review, we concluded that Sharon’s behavior toward her co-hosts during the March 10 episode did not align with our values for a respectful workplace.”
Osbourne came under fire after she defended British TV personality Piers Morgan when her fellow panelists felt his criticism of Meghan Markle verged on racism.
It started when co-host Sheryl Underwood asked Osbourne, “What would you say to people who may feel that while you’re standing by your friend, it appears that you give validation or safe haven to something that he has uttered that is racist?”
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Despite Osbourne’s claims she’s never been racist, journalist Yashar Ali reported that Osbourne had a record of insulting former co-hosts Julie Chen and Sara Gilbert on the basis of their race or sexual orientation.
Ali reported that multiple sources, including former co-host Leah Remini, said Osbourne referred to Chen, who is Chinese American, as  “wonton” and “slanty eyes,” and to Gilbert, who is lesbian, as “pussy licker” and “fish eater.”
Osbourne denied the allegation through her publicist Howard Bragman, who told Ali, “the only thing worse than a disgruntled former employee is a disgruntled former talk show host.”
CBS canned racist clown Sharon Osbourne from CBS’s The Talk over her defense of Piers Morgan’s racist criticism of Meghan Markle following her interview with Oprah Winfrey. 
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pandawarrior · 3 years
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Well done ITV for getting rid of Piers Morgan:)
ALSO
NO MEGHAN SLANDER HERE 😤😤😤
Who do you guys think made the comments about Archie's skin? My money's on Camilla the clown and Prince Charles (deragotory)
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chuckepisodes · 3 years
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Chuck vs. The Sandworm Part 2
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You and Chuck drove back to his place. You called Sarah asking her if she can meet you both at his place. "Hey. Um, is Sarah here?" you asked Ellie and Devon as you both walked in. "She's waiting in your room Chuck." " Is everything okay?" Ellie asked. "Oh yeah! Just hanging out! And we just have something to talk about." you said as you and Chuck headed to his room. When Chuck opened the door, you both found Sarah standing there looking out the window." "Hey!" you greeted. " Who is this Lazslo character? He just ID'd us as agents." Chuck said getting right to the problem "Relax. We're looking into him. And you guys did the right thing." Sarah reassured. "We... We didn't do anything. We just flashed on the guy. " you said. "You followed protocol, and I'm going to check in with you first thing in the morning." " Wait, wait. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Wait, um...Look, if it's cool with you, could you hang out for a little while?" you asked. " Look, awesome and Ellie think that we're all hanging out so it would look a little awkward if you just left now." Chuck explained. "Oh! Um...sure! How long?" "Ummm I don't know. I would say 40 minutes to an hour tops?" you asked "Uh okay." You all then just sat on Chuck's bed awkwardly.  You decided to lean against Chuck as you all waited this out and Chuck put his arm around your shoulders. "Oh. I wanted to surprise you guys with a little something." Sarah spoke up, taking a couple frames out of her bag. You and Chuck looked over at her wondering what she would have for you two. Sarah handed over two of the same photos for the both of you of you three at comic-con. "What do you think?" Sarah asked. " It's... It's great. But we've never actually been to comic-con, have we?" Chuck asked. "Wow...we look like a real group of friends." you said. "Yeah we really do." Chuck added. "We we are a real group of friends. We are just a different group of friends." "That we are." Chuck said. You and Chuck then looked at each other, both of you thinking the same thing.
The next day at work Chuck was on his break when Casey came barging in. "You! What do I have to do to get timely intel out of you, Bartowski? Or L/N?" " Look, we briefed Sarah last night, all right?" "Oh, of course you did." "I thought we were all supposed to be part of the same team here, huh-- team Chuck and Y/N." " We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy who always gets picked last, and I do not like feeling like team Chuck and Y/N's little fat kid." "Okay, you know what, the next time we have a flash, we'll come straight to you, all right, Casey?" " What did you tell Lazslo?" "Nothing. He asked me where we got our watches, and I told him Y/N's friend who I have become close to as well, gave it to us, okay?" " So you compromised yourselves and agent Walker? Bang up job, Chuck."
You were coming in to see Chuck on your break when you saw him and Morgan and it looked like Chuck was yelling at Morgan. You walked a little closer but still stayed out of the way. 'No. You know what you are, Morgan? You are this close to getting fired for sexual harassment." Chuck yelled at him. "What happened, Chuck? You used to be cool." " I-I used to be cool? When was that? When we were 13? Well, I'm sorry to go changing on you, buddy. But if you hadn't noticed, we are now chronologically-speaking, adults. So, unless you wanna work retail for the rest of your life, and by the way, drag me down with you in the process, I would suggest that you grow up." Morgan just walked away and Chuck sighed. You started to approach him slowly. "Chuck? Everything okay?" Chuck looked over at you and then just looked down again. You were now next to him and put your hand on his arm. Just one touch from you would always instantly calm him. He took a deep breath and slowly let it out then looked over at you and smiled. You smiled back at him. ""Heavy is the head that wears the crown." couldn't help but notice the way you handled that, uh, Morgan situation. That was most impressive, Chuck. " Lester said walking towards you two. "That's great, that's great." "You gave me goose bumps." Jeff said joining in as well. " Super, Jeff." You and Chuck walked away and you stopped at the Nerd Herd desk. "You okay Chuck? Why were you yelling at Morgan?" "I just have been feeling a little stressed out lately with what we are going through and this job interview..." "Hey it will be okay." you said softly. Chuck looked at you and nodded his head. "Listen how about I meet you back here when you're done work and we can hangout after and talk. Sound good?" "Yeah. That would be perfect." "Okay then. I'll see you after your shift."
It was night time and Chuck's shift was over. As he walked out the doors he saw you, changed and waiting for him outside. He smiled at you. "Long time no see." you said. Chuck laughed and came over to you and put his arm around your shoulders as you both walked to his car. All of a sudden a man with a freaky clown mask jumped in front of you both and you screamed. Chuck jumped but he kept his arm tight around you. Oh! Nice try, buddy, but, uh, Halloween's tomorrow, okay?" The man then raised a gun and pointed it at him. " Or today, or today. It could be today if you want it to be today." Chuck said trying to stay calm. The man then took off his mask. It was Lazslo. "I didn't kill anybody." he said. "Look, we-we never said you did." you said. " Then why am I on the FBI list?" he yelled now pointing his gun at you. Chuck did not like that. " I don't know. Just calm down." you said calmly. "I was framed, okay. You have to believe me. I am not a murderer." "Okay, okay. I believe you. But FYI? You're kinda acting like a murderer. And if you're going to point that gun at someone then point it at me. Please stop pointing it at her." Chuck said. Lazslo did as he was told and pointed the gun back at Chuck. "You told the undercover agent about me, didn't you? He's talking to pentagon operations right now. I tapped into the encrypted video feed at the store. I helped design that home theater system. " "Look, I-I-I don't know-- " You all heard a car honked and you all looked over. Chuck then looked back and jumped on the guy trying to grab his gun. "Get it. Get it. Get it." "Chuck!" you cried out feeling terrified for him. I got it, I got it. I got it." Lazslo eventually pushed Chuck down onto the car with the gun in his face. "No!" you cried. As Chuck lied there he all of a sudden felt drops of water on his face. "Is that a water gun?" " No." "I'm pretty sure it's dripping on my face." Lazslo let Chuck go and you breathed a sigh of relief and quickly ran over to Chuck's side helping him up and giving him a side hug, putting both your arms around him as Chuck put his arm around you, trying to catch his breath. " I'm sorry. Name's lazslo. And I need help." " What the Hell are we supposed to do?" you asked. "You're on the inside. You have access. Look, unless you help me clear my name, they're gonna keep chasing me. You two are my only hope." "Breaking out the Star Wars quotes." you said quietly. " But first... I could really use some pancakes." You and Chuck just stared at him confused.
The three of you were now at a diner, all enjoying some pancakes. You and Chuck were sitting side by side on one side of the booth while Lazslo was on the other. "What else did you make for the CIA?" Chuck asked. " Whatever the jobs called for actually. I mean, if an agent wanted thermal-vision ray bans I'm the Guy they call." " You're like a real life Q." Lazslo just looked at Chuck, not understanding. " You know. You know Q. The guy who used to make all the gadgets for Bond, Q?" you said trying to help. "Bond was that spy-guy, right?" "What, have they been keeping you in a friggin' cave?" Chuck asked. "Underground lab actually. For the last 10 years, all I did was work in that lab pretty much. Well, that and play video games. But, uh... No friends, no family." "No Bond. No wonder you blew up all your research and busted out there. That's just inhumane." Chuck said. "So what kind of work do you guys do?" "You know, it's kinda, it's kinda, uh, complicated." you said. " Right, but you gotta be some kind of a geniuses. Or prodigy? I mean feds don't bother recruiting somebody, guarding them with undercover agents, unless you're super good at something? What are you super good at?" "Let's just say we're the computer guys."
A little while later, the three of you were beginning to wrap it up. "This is great. I mean just being able to sit in a coffee shop and talk." You and Chuck let out a laugh. " Just talk. With somebody who knows what it's like working for the company. You know, if I had to do it over again, I never would have gone to that pier." "What pier?" you asked. "I was 11... And... Some agent saw me playing tetris at an arcade. So he asked me if I can take all these tests. The next thing I know, he's offering to pay my way through school. My parents, like, they didn't know what to do with a kid whose IQ is higher than both theirs combined. So they signed me over. And that's when I became property of the United States government. Sweet story, huh?" You and Chuck looked at him, both feeling sorry for him. A lady then came over with your bills. " I'm a little, I'm a little strapped. You know how government work pays." Lazslo said. " Dude, yeah. No, no, no, no, don't even worry about it. Y/N I have yours too." he said looking at you. "Chuck you don't have to." "It's fine. Don't worry." You rolled your eyes but gave him a soft smile and Chuck gave you a wink. "Here. Here's an IOU." Lazslo said handing Chuck a drawing he was doing on his napkin. " Thanks." "Guys, listen you can't tell your handlers you ever saw me." "What? Why? They can help you, Lazslo. They're the good guys." you tried to explain. "There's no such thing in this business. I mean, you don't believe me? Go home and search your room. See what kind of bugs your good guy handlers planted on you. From now on, you should trust your handlers precisely as much as they trust you." Lazslo explained. You and Chuck then looked at each other wondering what he could mean.
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