#picking up the dogs a handful of times

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

if they were friends pre-constant they could have literally been normal btw

#dst #dontstarvetogether #dst maxwell #dst wigfrid #I Picked up a Pen (Art) #here's my latest goof. if you will (i will) #every time i picture them in my head they are like dog friends sniffing at the dog park. to me. #COULD they have been normal idk. definitely BETTER than they are in canon though #charlie handed over the mask motif and ive not been able to stop thinking abt it since sorryyy 😊 #its gonna b everyone else's problem forever now sorryyy 😊 #dont starve wouldnt have existed if they had crossed paths on the street just ONCE. forget abt gaydar forget abt bidar #they have maskdar. they can smell it like animals

[weidli]

would be very funny to me to introduce a bunch of americans who are used to the constitution being treated as a gift from god that's very hard to change and is holy Because it's almost never changed and has been in operation in nearly the same form since 1789 to the way the swiss constitution (last total revision in 1999, there have been several hundred direct democratic votes on possible changes to it since 1848, all you need to suggest a change is hundred thousand people with voting power who'll sign the suggestion) works

#i think about it every time we talk about volkainitiativen in öff. recht sorry it's So fucking funny to me #american view of the constitution is like oh this ancient unassailable thing and every change to it is earth moving #and swiss people are like ehhhhh should we put in a rule fining dog owners for not picking up dog poop in public parks? #what do you think guys? show of hands please #i'm not saying one way of doing things is inherently Better (there's some fucked shit in the swiss constitution Because the voting #population can do whatever with it (ius cogens aside) see for example 72/3 minarettverbot or all the bullshit around 121a) it's just #very interesting to me #i also think it's fun when i read works of fiction #often fanfic #that take place in alternate universes idk scifi sentinel/guide fantasy whatever introduction of magic you wanna do #that results in the author making up a legal system including a constitution #and it's just Very Obvious that the author's never encountered a different concept of thought around constitutions than the american one #again not bad necessarily! but fascinating to me #iuris

[selkiecoded]

so we suspect one of our dogs grew up abused which is. a terrible way to start this. but we've had her for five or six years now and she still retains a lot of her habits but its very cute to see how our love for her has changed her. youll see her all curled up tail tucked in ears flat as you approach but shes making these tiny little tail wags anyway.

#when we first adopted her she was soo scared she hid and bit and ran away. and shes still very scared but in a shaky way not a running way. #she loves getting pets from me lol. #and she could not handle my dad for the longest time and she still fairly cautious but now she'll come up to him for pets! its so sweet #and when a lot of people when come over she used to nip at heels but i think shes taught herself to just hide under the bed instead #and even then! sometimes she comes down of her own accord! #she loves belly rubs. and when i hold her tiny head between my hands and grind down on her skull. #now that shes getting up there in age + we think she was a mom before we adopted her she has difficulty getting onto couches #and shes been doing this thing where when you sit down and she wants to join when you bend down to pick her up she'll run from your hand #and i think she likes it because shes like running and jumping and wagging her tail and showing her belly. shes such a freak. #and she jumps like a bunny rabbit for treats its so cute its my moms nickname for her. #and shes always walking underfoot because shes a freak #and occasionally if you pet her wrong she'll snap and you and then immediately get really apologetic and wanting pets its so sad #this has just been me talking about my dog. i love my dog. ill post a picture of my dog.

[knightoflove]

I’m gonna need you guys to tag rabies tbh

I’ll put it up on my pinned. It’s a huge form of paranoia for me. My mind is constantly telling me that I have it and that I’m going to die, so it stresses me out a lot.

#trist.txt #I’ve just. seen more posts about rabies/rabid animals than usual and it’s REALLY NOT HELPING #THE TWO MONTH OBSESSION THAT MY MINDS BEEN HAPRING ON #Excepting learning that one or two rabies shots grants lifetime immunity to dogs #that. actually helped. #but in the same post they talk about kittens #and how they had to track down the people that petted them #and I remember that my mom just. picked up this weird kitten from the street and I brushed #one (one) finger across it and washed my hands like seventeen hundred times in boiling water #but now my brains fixated on it #and it’s killing me I just want it to STOP #GONNA SMASH MY HEAD INTO SOMETHING #my therapist is like ‘try to think for your brain as doing its best to protect you!’ #it’s REALLY HARD WHEN ITS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT IM DYING!!! #disease tw #death tw

[crybaby-bkg]

I can’t believe that exercise really does do numbers for your mental health. that’s kinda fucked up omfg 😔

#to think yesterday I wanted to *** so so badly #and today me and my family went on a walk #my nieces picked some flowers and let me hold their sweaty lil hands #I did some yoga and stretched my back and arms #and I just felt so relaxed today especially after how low I had gotten yesterday #I’m also taking some natural meds and I think they’re helping a lot too #that’s so fucked up bc why does exercising and going outisde really work #I wanna start regularly going on walks but i know someone isn’t gonna want to go w me every time #and I get anxious walking outisde by myself after my dog got attacked some years back :( #but on those days I can get on the treadmill and sunbathe maybe!!!! #sorry i’m rambling #okay time to read before the sleep meds take me out ^_^ #—in store chit chat! 🍫

[torchickentacos]

There's not many things that unsettle me about myself, but the fact that I have a mysterious six inch long scar on my foot and no clue of why it's there is definitely one of those things.

#lore drop time. discussion of injuries in the tags but nothing graphic #it's pretty faint. definitely healed over a long time ago. healed from what? no clue. #i know where all the other scars came from #i have one right under my eyebrow from falling into the edge of a table as a kid at my aunt's wedding lol #got one from when i accidentally kneeled down on and subsequently broke a christmas ornament #several dog scars from vetsci/training/honey getting me with her FEROCIOUS HUSKY CLAWS #tons of tiny needle scars (ehlers danlos- everything scars. including blood draws) #a few from just being outdoors in various capacities #tons of mosquito bites i never left alone #pencil graphite #some ~miscellaneous~ ones #but the foot? no clue. my largest scar and no idea of where it's from. #for a while i had one from a snakebite but that one healed over and i'm sad about it :( #it wasn't like. fang marks. just a triangular friction mark that wouldn't heal bc a rat snake tried to take a piece out of me #he was mad that i wouldn't let him come in through my kitchen window. #that's a whole other story though. i had friends literally pulling into the driveway while i was being bitten by a ratsnake #that was fun to explain lol. walking up to them like HI ONE SECOND I HAVE A SNAKE. I'LL SAY HI IN A MINUTE #they know what they signed up for by being my friend lmao #i'm here to captivate people with my picks-up-snakes-and-beetles-with-her-bare-hands swag

[strifethedestroyer]

my uncle died. hm

this is the first time i've ever reached the tag limit. the last word is meant to be funeral.

#text #interesting experience #i mean it was expected he's been suffering for a couple of months now. he got a lot better at one point and everyone was like woo you're- #-gonna survive! you're not gonna be like before but you're not gonna die but eh voila he died #like a week ago he was sent to the hospital because his kidneys just failed and the doctors said nah dude he's on his deathbed. better #just die at home rather than dying in the hospital alone so they took him home and they've been waiting ever since and here we are #personally i barely know shit about the guy. he used to deliver us bread and he shook my hand once and smiled at me. radiated a good aura #but i dont know anything. dad says he really respected and loved my brother and i so ill take his word for it #but man for the past like month its all you hear about. like i dont mean this in a derogatory way i completely understand dont get me wrng #but its just death death death all around #an hour or so ago i was walking my dog with my mom and brother and i just said i wonder if uncle's died yet #20 minutes afterwards my mom gets a call that he's died. uncle was in a different room from the rest of the family so they couldnt know #exactly when he died (we went to visit at about 5 pm today and he was alive but asleep) but my parents think it must have been around when #i said that. dad's superstitious and all and says that uncle sent me a sign. like i said apparently uncle loved me a lot. im not #superstitious but i'll take his word for it - uncle sent me a sign before he died. #i feel a little bad now. he seemed like a good man. im just replaying my only memory of him - that time when he shook my hand and smiled #like smiled very brightly. he and grandma look so alike. like ofc they do they're siblings but they look so alike #im very worried for my parents and grandma though. #espechially grandma. she's been at his house almost all week becuase she knew his time was soon #when we visited today we were supposed to pick her up and bring her home and then return her tomorrow but once we arrived she apparently #said (idk i didnt go inside i just wandered outside and pspsed at cats #that she didnt want to come home becuase he was very ill. she knew man she knew. #i dont know how she's going to handle this i just hope she'll be okay we'll do what we can to help her #i hope my parents are going to be okay too. me and my mom's relationship is rocky and i dont like my dad much #my dad returned from europe yesterday to stay with us for a month and i was really not looking forward to it. i always dread his visits #like dont get me wrong i love him just like im supposed to i just dont like him very much #but nonetheless i hope they'll be okay #as far as i know my brother also didnt know my uncle very well so i dont think i have to worry about him #he and i will just have to do our best to support our family i guess #about like 30 minutes ago my parents left for uncle's house and they'll return early morning tomorrow and then go back immidietaly for the

[pegging-satan]

The phrase “toxic old man yaoi” is so fucking funny I’m losing my fucking mind everyone who uses it to describe fukuzawa x fukuchi x mori is literally the funniest I haven’t stopped laughing in the past hour

#YALL ARE SOMETHING ELSE DJDHKSHDKSDHNSHSKSHDKSVSMSBZJDJHDHS #idk what about it is that’s so fucking funny like #ot just IS jdhdhdj #just old men arguing with each other over custody of their kids reality tv show style #I love imagining them in scenarios like those ‘did you pick the kids up’ ‘i thought mori was supposed to pick them up’ ‘….’ ‘…….’ #cut to fukuzawa driving a car fast and furious style to school mowing down every other car in his way Mori in the front one hand clutching #his chest and the other holding on to the side handle for dear life absolutely shit scared #wraps the seatbelt around him several times cartoon style #fukuchi in the back like knitting or crocheting or whatever completely unfazed #hey maybe someone should draw this #maybe I’ll draw this but if anyone wants to please do #bungou stray dogs

[cosmic-cd]

late night oc thoughts again!

#cosmo rambles #dimension cross edition #been thinking a whole lot about gear and source lately and of course RGB #DC too who is also part of the crew as the medic #and ive been working out their sort of connections to one another a little bit more here and there #gear and rgb are very much siblings and they about equally run the dimension cross crew #rgb takes more of the leadership position while gear usually takes the level headed backseat role but #ive found it increasingly funny to consider rgb might be the more normal and less impulsive one of the two #and by that i mean rgb is impulsive for sure. but she's less likely to do something horribly dangerous that would affect everyone #while gear may make a rash decision that might. endanger everyone. just a little bit. because he's either mad or impatient #gear absolutely normally is sort of the voice of reason and he is a very reasonable and wise guy #but he's also very strong and might actually be the one to pick a fight if he's angry and defensive enough #rgb... well. she's fought sonic before. stupidly. acted like a supervillain after finding a chaos emerald to convince him to fight her 1v1 #then had to call time out because he almost kicked her ass into next year but. yknow. #basically. your honor they are silly #on the other hand source is kind of like the third sibling but also This Weird Dog We Found. Can We Keep Him #and then Wait we Don't Need To Ask To Keep Him. We're Keeping Him. #source is unnerving outwardly but they're pretty quiet all things considered. things considered being They Are Slime Mold in a Fursuit #but of course their whole thing is having the simultaneous best and worst comedic timing. we're in a space bar? #big angry space bikers? source is going to walk up to them and annoy them and then the whole dimension cross crew has to deal with a fight #or get kicked out of the bar. whichever comes first #dimension cross as a crew is also only four guys and they are not that organized. it's more like a road trip with general roles. in space. #interdimensionally also. #DC... their personality isnt really.. defined yet! they're somewhere between mad scientist and anxious nerd. they are just a woerm. #and by that i mean they're a worm off da string but also cybernetically enhanced. and the enhancements they installed on their own. #naturally DC is very skilled as a medic both for cyborgs and fully biological things alike #they're kinda just. rotating source trying to figure him out. endless fascination but also trying to avoid them getting hurt #i gotta think about DC more tho. theyre the least developed member of dimension cross and i feel bad #also got a new member of the crew going soon enough . .. .. im excited to think about the interactions between them all LOL

[kaidabakugou]

genuinely want to cry rn, like i’m never leaving my house ever again y’all

#kai.rambles #i can’t live in peace deadass #y’all remember last week when i sneezed and hit my forehead on the counter #i thought that was hella embarrassing BUT TODAY DUDE? TODAY TAKES THE CAKE #where i live my neighbors are super nice we always share the extra produce we have or receive since we all grow different things in the yard #and today my neighbor who is married has kids and his wife is so sweet i love chatting with her #brought me some extra produce from his restaurant and my dog was barking really loud so i picked him up to put him behind the little- #gate he has in the hallway so he doesn’t escape when i open the door to guests #i had on a crop top - you can already imagine where did is going lol #when i picked him up (he’s usually very calm when i pick him up) BUT TODAYYY the stray mommy kitty that i feed happened to be waiting for - #me with her two baby kittens for me to feed her and when my dog saw them he went crazy in my arms #AND KICKED MY CROP TOP DOWN IN FRONT OF MY DAMN NEIGHBOR #I FLASHED MY FKN NEIGHBOR!!!! #he was super respectful about it BUT STILLLL #he immediately covered his eyes while i was apologizing like crazy and he was like no don’t worry about it things happen etc etc #he gave me the box with produce after i put my dog behind the gate and we just chatted normally like always since he knows my mom and - #grandma so he was asking about them BUT I ON THE OTHER HAND #was talking while holding back tears BECAUSE HOW EMBARRASSINGGGGG #it’s not the first time i’ve flashed ppl but other times has been with friends or strangers NOT MY GROWN ASS NEIGHBOR #AGHHHHHH #my dog and i had a stared down afterwards too like damn bitch that really just happened #sorry for the long post but i needed to scream it into the void #and i called my mom and she was like oh that’s no big deal i’ve even flashed the mailman a couple of time and im like ok thats on you #my mailman has seen me in my robes but i haven’t flashed him BUT THE NEIGHBOR- THAT I ACTIVELY TALK TOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOJDNEJSJDSJSJSJ #and bf just laughed about it and hasn’t stopped since bc he finds it hilarious :(

[teabookgremlin]

my roommate just asked if it was ok if she didn’t put earbuds in to listen to stuff when i go to bed because “it’s friday”. like bitch i still need sleep also i’m generous as fuck to only ask you to wear earbuds when i’m trying to sleep bc wearing earbuds in a shared space is basic common decency! especially when it’s a small dorm room that we share!

#i’m so glad i’m getting a single dorm next year #i would not be able to handle another situation like this #my roommate’s gonna be in a triple next year and bc i’m a bitch i hope her messiness/noise causes conflict for her #the messiness too is a whole thing #we have a dog in the room and my roommate leaves food and trash on the ground #and on multiple occasions has spilled her meds and not picked them all up #one time i realized this bc my dog walked over to me and spit a pill into my hand #i hate everything about living in a shared dorm

[itsnotmydreamdaditsyours]

mfs be like "have you talked to a threapist" like its not $200 an appointment & i dont already know whats wrong w me

#personal #they can tell me what to do & whatever but i Know. like I Know. but i cant eliminate stressors in my life and im just sad & lonely all the #time and im sorry but a therapist being like i need you to go do these things to feel better when i already know or talk over trauma ive #already come to terms with isnt going to do anything. #its stupid but i really just need a new job and a dog i take care of bc itll give me a schedule i cant ignore and also affection. #and like. literally nothing makes me feel better than a dog. bc like!! it makes you get out of bed and leave the house & remember to eat & #go to the store and makes you laugh and petting is something to do with your hands and they lick your face when you cry and sleep with you #at night and are so happy to see you when you come home. need a dog :/ #and like. dogs will make you wake up & go to sleep according to them which is much better for your sleep cycle since its natural #i need a little dog to pick up & carry around as emotional support. like anxious as fuck? hold little dog. sad for no reason? hold little #dog. need to get out of house? walkies. dont want to get out of bed? sorry bro gotta feed and let the dog out. might as well get myself #something to eat as well while im up & get dressed. gotta keep things clean so my dog doesnt get into anything. gotta go food shopping #instead of ordering bc i gotta grab dog food as well. cant die gotta take care of my little guy #sorry im just :( spent the week feeling bad and just saw puppies all weekend and im like. i need a fuckj g emotional support dog

[bitchfitch]

Consumed with the need to draw a comic and consumed with the knowledge I'm Really bad at actually finishing comics.

#either its going to be Monty and Cadfael having a sweet moment. Cadfael is whining about how now that hes marrying age #balls and dances arnt Fun anymore because everyone is just trying to get with him or talk up one of their friends. and it Sucks. #everyone just assumes he want to lead and its not like he Minds leading but the assumption its what hed want rubs him the wrong way #and everyone talks and talks so he can't just enjoy the music and there's no Breaks in it. and its such a prissy problem to have #especially considering Montgomery doesn't get to dance at all because hes on the job. and Monty listens and when Cadfael is done #he asks if he can hear the music well enough in this little side corridor theyve snuck off too. #and Cadfael doesn't grock it until Monty is bowing and holding out a hand to him so they can have a dance. #and its everything Cadfael wanted. #it's everything monty wanted too. #that or a less sweet thing of Conall and Arlo having another argument. #Conall has been staying away from the hill but the morning following every full moon hes back there with no memory of why he returned #and hes frustrated and angry and generally resentful so instead of just leaving again like he normally does he confronts Arlo about it. #and blames him for it because like Why else would conall keep waking up in his bed. #and Arlo scoffs and is busy tracking some hunters theough the woods above. luring them closer. He thanks Conall for bating them. #He again explains that Conall's lycanthropy is at its worst the night of the full moon. and so are all the other bits of the curse. #including the bit about how werewolves were the guard dogs of the unicorns back when things were 'good' #they have the usual bout about how Arlo could cure him and is just refusing not to and Arlo saying why would he do that? #its not like he enjoys this little routine of theres. Hes already told Conall plenty of times that if he wants free of his curse #he eitber needs to die or to find someone to transfer it to. #Arlo gestures to his mirror and the hunters whove come to kill the big bad wolf spotted in the area. and says heres his chance. Pick one #and Arlo will transfer the curse. Conall can be free so long as he dooms another. #and Conall once again refuses. Not willing to stoop that low before storming off. #arlo kills the hunters and muses to himself that he should get Conall angry more often. hes cuter like that.

[messybouquetoflilies]

i miss when getting mansplained to gave me gender euphoria

#a silly econ major boy tried to explain to me how to handle cats when my job for the past 3 yrs has literally been handling cats & dogs #sobbing #yes i know not to pick up stray cats #but i will let them sniff my hand and decide if i'm worthy of the boop ty #and 9/10 times i am so #c:

[evendrierguys]

you know you've truly become an adult when you get an update on some Adult Matter so infuriating all you want to do is go home early and scream about it. which is exactly what i just did

#.rtf #>spill diet coke on keyboard >break a few keys Including a couple arrow keys >take it in for repairs bc this Will drive you crazy #>takes almost a week for the official quote to get there And it's like 2x as much as anticipated #>frustrating but ok. the delivery time for the new keyboard is only a few days so you can wait another week at most #>swing by for an update. turns out the actual delivery time is Thirty days #>fortunately the repair shop is fine w/ letting you have your laptop back for the time being >you cannot pick it up until tuesday. #>now you'll have wasted two fucking weeks and it will STILL be a pain in the ass to rotate the canvas in firealpaca #(>salt in the wound: turns out you bungled your phone number so this whole time you've only gotten this far bc you thought to check back.) #don't worry though. i'm managing. the guy was really nice and apologetic about it and i got to correct my number #i have just been wrung the fuck out by this shaggy dog story i am experiencing right now. i need to catch up on my sleep #and hey. if there's any silver lining. i've been long overdue on giving my drawing hand a good rest

[wounddread]

i gently place an absurd amount of frogs in your hands

OHHHHHHHH MY GOD 🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 WHY IS THE FROG EMOJI UGLY AHHHHH THANK U 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤲 I PROMISE I WILL TAKE CARE OF TH- (i am happily buried in frogs)

#pro-skater-roxas #asks #i LOOOOOOOOVE FROGS BESTIE TYSMMMMMMMM #when i was still able to take walks with my dog i'd take him to this froggy patch by the river where i could pick up froggies #such chill little dudes ilthem sooooo much #i took my (icky ew) neighbor there one time when i was still trying to be Big Sis Energy #and the frog i gently handed her IMMEDIATELY pissed in her hand #she's a garbage person so it was so fucking funny. poor little guy