#pick-up lines event

[idyllcy]

hi, i saw the 1989 tv event that you were doing and i was wondering if you could do the song slut! with tim drake? i was thinking maybe something to do with the lyrics "in a world of boys, hes a gentleman" but its completely up to you on what you wanna write :D

in a world of boys, he's a gentleman - tim drake x reader

Tim shows up at your door with flowers the first time. You take them from him, but you don't let him in. That's fine for him

Tim shows up at your door with your morning cup of coffee and your favorite pastry the second time. You take it from him with a thank you, but you still don't let him in. He's happy you thanked him. (he smiled the whole drive to work)

Tim shows up at your door with a carton of ice cream the third time. You let him in, shoveling the ice cream into your mouth as you cry over a show. He sits away from you, staring at you the whole time, chest warm.

Tim shows up to your door with the groceries you ordered the fourth time. You let him in, letting him organize your fridge as you continue your business call. He asks if you want dinner when you finish.

Tim shows up to your door with the necklace you left when you moved out the fifth time. You let him in, only half-dressed for your date, asking if you should wear heels. He tells you you look good in everything and you roll your eyes.

You show up to Tim's door once. He lets you in as you shove the bouquet into his arms, a smile on your face. "You're forgiven."

1989 event

#THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO COME AFTER OUT OF THE WOODS BUT I MESSED UP N POSTED IT EARLY WAHHHH #but yes anon thank u for picking a line for me lol #tim drake x reader #tim drake imagine #☾.events #☾.blurbs

[sherbovania]

CONTROL DEVIL 🩸

#sketched this back in the end of august but didnt pick it back up til like a few days ago. oops #mostly bc i didnt have a solid idea of how i wanted to fill out the piece. like what i wanted to do for lining and shading n shit #considering i experienced a life-altering event during production i think i kinda owned on this one #the thin lines and really scratchy/textured coloring ended up being inspired by my mutual @sanaboYURI on twt so go follow em #that kid pumps out so many bangers dude the skill is unreal #sherbo art #csm #chainsaw man #makima #makima chainsaw man #csm makima

[countlessrealities]

CUPID'S ARROWS EVENT || Active !

@yournamedarling sent: "Mr. Rick I need your help there was another Rick in here and he was really scary and he kept asking me questions about other Rick customers and making me uncomfortable and then he put a force field over the bar and he made me sit down and then a police officer got split in half and then I had to give him a really expensive absinthe and then he threatened me and then he probed my brain and my brain hurty and I throwed up." They are still probably feeling the brain probing effects which is causing them to talk in run-on sentences.

Under normal circumstances, Rick would have rolled his eyes at the "Mr" that Yu-nae had used to address him. It might not be as bad as being called "Mr Sanchez", but it still feels ridiculous and just not him. Not to mention that he would have most likely told the bartender to slow down because he was "making no fuckin' sense".

However, these aren't normal circumstances. So, instead of being annoyed or at least confused, the scientist finds himself staring at the other with wide eyes, as if he was seeing them for the first time. And damn if Yu-nae wasn't making a very different impression compared to their actual first meeting.

Had their features always been so charming sharp? Had the bags under their eyes always made those irises stand out like that? And their intriguingly androgynous form...how hadn't he noticed it before?

Well, fuck it. It doesn't matter because he is seeing it now. And this seems like the perfect occasion to do something about it. He can't miss it, now, can he?

"H-Hey, hey, easy, beautiful. L-Let's start with the essential things, shall we?" He starts, almost purring out the words, as if he had been oblivious to the other's distress. "T-There's no 'mister' here, j-juuust Rick."

He leans into the bartender's personal space with his best charming smirk.

"B-But damn, it seems like someone played a f-fucking number on your head. M-Maybe someone should screw it back in place? I-If it wasn't clear, I-I'm volunteering.~"

And he goes as far as wiggling his eyebrows in a way that's openly suggestive. If Yu-nae hasn't caught up with the fact that something is very much out of place till now, this should be explicit enough to warn him.

#[ ic :: c137 Rick ] #[ ic :: cupid's arrows event ] #&& Yunae Darling #[ v. Rick Double Morty and Trouble ; timeline split :: c137 Rick ] #yournamedarling #[[ omg worst moment ever to come to my Rick about THAT xD ]] #[[ and worst pick up line ever -facepalm- ]] #[[ he basically stopped listening after 'Mr Rick' xD ]] #[ ic :: event ; cupid's arrows ]

[shapeshiftinterest]

Flirting With Authority: sun x moon x monty

chica dares monty to get a date with the next person to walk by, thinking it’ll be a security staffbot.

it is not a security staffbot.

some dialogue based pics 2 and 3 from THIS post by @jellazticious

the glamrocks are animatronics, sun and moon are human

i had a hard time trying to decide if i wanted them all robots or some of them human or some of them as hybrids

glittergolf valentines event

prompt mix:

day 1: dares

day 5: flirting

day 7: pick up lines

story under the read more

Flirting With Authority (also on ao3)

“Ok, ok,” Chica laughed, shoving the other animatronic’s shoulder.

It was her turn to help patrol the plex, and she’d asked Monty to join so she wouldn’t get bored. The two were taking a breather near Kid’s Cove and had decided on giving each other silly dares.

“I dare you toooooo,” Chica stuck her tongue out and thought for a bit.

“OH!” She did a giddy little dance. “I dare you to flirt with the next person who walks by!”

“Awe, what,” Monty grinned, bumping her with his arm. “You tryin’ ta set me up with a staffbot, miss missy?”

She giggled, covering her beak with her hand. “Maaaaybe. So do you accept the dare or not, gator boy?”

“Fine, fine. I accept.”

The two leaned against a wall and waited.

Soft footfalls pinged their sensors and the Glamrocks looked up...

...to see one of the newly assigned Daycare Attendants dressed in a security guard uniform.

Fuck.

“All cle-HOLY FUCK!” Moon fumbled, almost dropping his flashlight when he saw the light reflecting off Monty’s shades.

Monty looked around and growled when he saw Chica hiding behind a pillar, giving him a thumbs up. Traitor!

“‘Moony? Moony! What’s wrong, do you need back up?!?” Sun’s voice crackled from Moon’s walkie talkie.

“I- Everything’s fine, Sunny. Just didn’t see one of the Glams in the dark,” Moon responded, eyeing the gator a few feet away.

“You’re with a Glam?!? Is it Roxy? Oh oh, or maybe it’s-”

“It’s Monty, Sun.”

Sun started spewing out questions so fast Moon had to mute him before turning back to the gator. “Please excuse my partner, he’s a big fan of the Glamrocks.”

Monty shrugged. “No biggie.”

“Anyways, isn’t it Chica’s turn for patrol? I think you might be lost,” the human joked, grinning.

Remembering the dare, Monty flipped his sunglasses up to smirk at the other. “Damn right, I’m totally lost in your eyes, cher.”

Moon froze. “...Wut.”

Monty tucked a claw under their chin and tilted Moon’s face upwards. His sensors told him the other’s pulse had jumped, and sure it could’ve been from being wary of his claws but Monty chose to believe it was from his good looks.

“If y’got a map to yer heart I’d be mighty grateful.”

Finally gathering his wits, the Daycare Attendant turned part time security guard put a hand on Monty’s wrist and smirked at him as he lightly pushed it away.

“Y’know, when I said Sun was my partner, I didn’t mean just as a job partner or roommate.”

Monty’s eyes widened, and if robots could flush he’d be doing it right about now. The human might not be able to, but Monty could hear his feathered friend snort from behind her pillar and try to stifle her giggles. Oh she was gonna get it later.

“I- uh, fuck. S-sorry, I didn’t mean ta, ya know-.” Ah yes, truly the gator was the epitome of a smooth talker.

Moon snickered and tapped his flashlight against the metal chest plate. “It’s fine,” he said. “It was a good try, call us sometime when it’s your turn to patrol.”

"Us?”

“Sunny’s not the only one who’s a fan of the Glams,” Moon winked, already walking away with a wave. “We’re a package deal. And I see you, Chica!”

Said chicken squawked, hurrying over to the gator and laughing. “I think that worked out pretty well, right Monty?”

He rolled his eyes and smooshed her face away. “Don’t get cheeky with me, lil lady. This’s yer fault.”

“My fault that you have 2 dates and both their numbers?”

“Huh?” Monty looked at the arm Moon had grabbed and saw a business card, the bottom stuck to the metal with double sided tape. “How??”

Chica yoinked the card and sprinted down the hall, laughing all the way.

“CHICA!!” Monty yelled, stomping after her.

#my words #my fanfic #shapeshiftinterest #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #chica #montgomery gator #sun #sundrop #moon #moondrop #glittergolf #LGBTQA #theme event #flirting #dares #pick up lines #glittergolf valentines event #alligators #chickens #animals #alternate universe

[todayisafridaynight]

once more thinking about The Morning Of New Years 2001 and its just now dawning on me that arakawa really chugged two bottles of booze and smoked A Fuck Bitch of ciggies Presumably before noon. like dire situation i know but god damn guy got a lot done in two hours

#snap chats #AND he's just chilling in the dark. ok not 'chilling' but yk what i mean #either he can really hold his liquor or bro picked up some .5% shit #now some might say 'snap it's two hours' and to that i say 'it's only been two hours' he just walkin off two bottles like theyre nothin #unless he is The Most Functional Drunk perceivable theeeeeen CHRIST #in all fairness he is only sitting so no fear of him tripping and banging his head into his desk but still #were you doin twenty-minute rule my dude... funny as hell consideration considering. The Fuck Bitch Of Ciggies #like i dont think health consciousness is on the table this morning.. #what time is it. at that point. i keep telling myself i'd try to hunt down the time in-game but i doubt i'd find anything #arakawa office so fucked for not having a clock on the wall like girl id go mad not knowing what time it is #can i get a timeline of events for what happened. jo calls -> presumably they talk about a plan -> drink time #i doubt arakawa would be lying about the time sawashiro got in contact with him.... unless he did.... lol... anyway.. #i just want a timeline of events like masato commits murder at midnight -> calls jo afterwards -> ??? #did my guy sleep on it.. did he think of a plan all night... #ok bye i cant be sittin on this all night i have a comic im lining. which is why i made this post LMAO #I REMINDED MYSELF OF ARAKAWA'S DEPRESSION BREAKFAST ok bye

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

On the morning we Aussies found out that QEII had died, my bf woke me with the words “My love, she’s dead”. After the initial back-and-forth about memes and crab raves, I asked my bf if he was alright. He’s not a monarchist, but he is British, and I wanted to be sensitive JIC. 

He responded with, “Yeah I’m fine, why?”. “Well, you are British, and she was your Queen”, I said.

And without missing a beat, this smooth mf looks at me and says “YOU’RE my Queen”.

THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER

#Queen Elizabeth #smooth #my bf is one suave lad #he got this one so very right #I love him so much #is it still a pick-up line if you've been together for nearly 8 years? #I'm still thinking about it several days later #I can't believe this historic event led to one of the smoothest lines Ben has ever said to me

[rxttenfish]

decided i REALLY needed to have some reference for amanda’s colors, and so i quickly colored in the sketch i drew the other day

amanda has a rare genetic mutation that’s much more common in royal families, which makes the proteins that produce color fold incorrectly, turning them either green or yellow. it affects all of her coloration, which is why her mouth and salt organ are a kind of grey-green instead of the near-universal grey-purple of other merfolk.

if amanda didn’t have said mutation, she probably would have turned out a silver or blue-ish color like laudanda, the king, or even bellanda.

it also changes her eye color and makes them look like moldy oranges:

#all the care guide says is 'biomass' #this mutation isnt EXACTLY why she got shunted out of the running for heir #but it certainly didnt help her and definitely enabled #the entire Series Of Events that led to her taking up the reigns as head of the state religion #why yes amanda's Fucking Bitter about it why do you ask #(not that she'll ever admit it outside of closed doors. miranda picked up the habit for a reason after all) #(and certainly because amanda's public image is VERY different than her sisters') #that said she often uses the color green herself in her current line of duty and as a symbol for herself #as a way of reclaiming it and Mayhaps spitting in the face of a certain someones #rubbing it in their faces as it were

[petrichorium]

Happy anniversary of the time I wrote 20k words in a week and got ghosted by the artist who was supposed to make art for the fic lol

#it’s been a year I can be bitter now right #for a SINGLE DAD BAKUGO FIC r u kidding I should have had artists lining up to make the art and instead I get shafted #I don’t fully blame the Big Bang staff. I think it could’ve been handled better but it’s mostly on the artist #but wow that rlly happened huh LMFAOOOOOO #shoutout to Shay for being the most supportive friend through all that truly #I got to live vicariously through her assigned artist who was amazing && also she drew me some stuff that was adorable 🥺 #if anyone wants to know why sleeping is taking so long to write it’s bc I was fueled by spite and a deadline for the first chapter and now #I am just. kinda bitter and sad abt the rest #which sucks bc I love the fic I rlly do #hopefully I can get over it bc it’s silly to let something like that ruin the fic entirely #SO insane tho. the way I was the only one who made the cut and didn’t get art too #not even bc I didn’t get picked but bc my artist was a sham. nice. love that truly #the staff was okay. I’m not gonna pretend I felt supported but I get that it’s a complicated and stressful event #and it was a difficult situation bc my artist insisted they were working on stuff. never got an official ‘sorry I’m dropping out’ message #so I get it. but I’m also still pissed :) abt the whole situation not. at any singular member or staff or anything #mostly at the artist #but again could have been handled better fr

[guideaus]

i decided to look back at the vinland saga anime again to see the scenes they added, and i still wish there was more 😔

#personal #i think its mostly a good adaptation. the new scenes arent unnecessarily long like old shounen likes to do. the characters #are in character theres lines that support the narrative and foreshadow later events. characters shown much later are supporting now #the start of the anime is a really good adaptation (not that it stops being so but by the end u can kinda tell they run out of time) #but picking the manga up i never expected it to overall have less scenes than the adaptation 😭😭 #we went so fast... i know u can leave it up to ur imagination what happened to thorfinn before the plot really starts #but still it feels soo quick and to the point. askelladd cuts off the head of the one scout and theyre all basically doomed

[pepi-nillo]

"To be honest, I can't stand the sight of you. I can't see your face without being reminded of your father.

But I'm trying to tell myself this. You didn't do anything wrong, and I know what it's like to be blamed for something you didn't do. So please, stop doing things out of guilt"

PHEW OKAY let's go, all under the cut

personal opinion is that dongsik did mean what he said. under more normal circumstances he wouldn't have mentioned it in the first place, or at least not in the way he did it. the small pause before he says it kinda comes off as those things you told yourself to bury deep and leave them there, but the anger in that moment makes them come out almost on their own. ds was stressed and worried and it led him to be pretty harsh, but it doesn't feel like the things he used to say when he wanted to manipulate jw before. if he was doing that, i don't think he would've said the part about telling himself jw did nothing wrong, because that leaves him too open and that's not something you do when you're goading another person to do x thing (even if in this case he would be doing it to stop jw from throwing himself into danger), or at least it's not his style.

but maybe he knows it's exactly the kind of thing that would make jw listen to him even if it hurts and that's why he said it, that would make sense too, though for me it feels like he did mean those words and if it wasn't for jw putting his life in danger to protect him, he would have never said it. by the time he got out of the room and was talking to jihwa, he was calmer and thoroughly defended jw when jihwa implied he couldn't be trusted, but the things he never planned to say were already out.

that's why i think spending time away from each other was good for them. ds needed to get used to his new life after reaching the only goal he's been pursuing for 20 years. needed to get used to not being the local nutjob, to the fact that he (hopefully) wouldn't have to experience grief the way he was used to anymore. he needed to deentangle jw from his father, to stop seeing hkh in his face.

and jw needed to process everything too, his whole view of the world changed 180° and how to live without his father breathing down his neck. he needed to process and, as ds said, stop doing things out of guilt. i don't think he succeeded much in that last thing, but at least he started the process.

it's been stress, disaster and death ever since they met each other, and they needed time away to process all of that if they wanted to keep any kind of healthy relationship with each other. that's what i think anyway

#ds' line from the storybook 'han juwon. my savior who came to ruin my life' #i feel like it describes their relationship in canon so well #jw came in like a hurricane and unleashed a series of life changing events #and i feel like they deserve some time to settle down and learn how to exist again #i am in no way a professional to accurately explain their actions and stuff #but i drew these conclusions with what i picked up from their behavior #omg why did that sound like i'm trying to be posh #anyway this is yet another post of me analyzing some fictional men who i love #like dongsik knows how to read jw so well and how to say exactly what he needs to say #so i'm not 100% set on anything here #pepi's beday rewatch #to the queue you go #beyond evil

[eyesopentv]

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#miles thots #i posted that tiktok bc it reminded me to start doing it again #i used that technique since i was 13-14 when i would constantly fill my time with things to look forward to even if i wasn’t feeling bad at #the time bc i knew it could just happen and if i didn’t have something then.. that was it #it used to be like school concerts. trips. my favorite shows #then once i got a job and friends i started making actual plans so i’d always have something to do and if it ever got bad enough i’d just go #‘not yet- that person would be annoyed if you missed this’ or ‘no they need you at work’ #and every time one event was coming close i made sure to have a new one ready #eventually i started forgetting to set new stuff and it perfectly lined up with my last attempt and at the hospital they told me to try this #method that quite honestly i thought i was so original when i started it #anyways. that video reminded me to start picking things to look forward to again bc without that i wouldn’t have made it past 16 and i sure #as shit won’t be dying before i turn 22 #tw suicide #<almost forgot oops

[chordsykat]

So basically what you're saying is that you ship St. Cecilia with all your girls except Sparkles? Is that what you're saying? Because I approve! 😂💖 (Gointothevvater)

Hold the phone...

Who says I don’t ship her with Sparkles, too? :D

#i mean #she's quite affectionate #and we already know cherry's had a series of threeways with st. cecilia #i imagine nita's ended up seeking out her company more than a few times at various events #industry parties aren't her thing and she'd rather have a buddy on her arm the whole time #caj probably tried to pick her up for a romp with the ever been with a danish knight line #and of course st. cecilia would have to relay her unfortunate decision to date lars ulrich in the 90's for a minute #that's a lot of information #thanks for coming to my TED talk #my art #mtl #mtl oc

[raspberryjellybrains]

I've been thinking a lot lately about Delirium and the way she speaks. She talks around a concept, never hitting it head on but glancing off through a series of metaphors and related concepts that explain things far better than wording them straight might. It's very relatable, and I think that's why I like her; that's how I think.

To me, the world isn't composed of precisely defined concepts but a series of interconnected existences which can all, ultimately, be related to each other. I also experience things in the incredibly specific manner Delirium seems to. I have sensitivities largely untethered from aversions, meaning that while I don't often find things deeply unpleasant or intolerable, I still experience them with an unusual specificity which often defies concise explanation. The best way I can convey certain feelings or experiences is through other feelings, experiences, and concepts to weave together a series of approximations that through their similar and dissimilar traits narrow down to what I'm trying to describe. Delirium does this too, and it's treated as a part of her that's no better or worse than any other. There are those that don't understand and those that do, and those that at least try to are awarded for their efforts because finally and most importantly, she genuinely has something to say. Her speech patterns are deceptively rambling because she takes a long time to say what she means to say, while simultaneously saying exactly it.

Delirium is neurodivergent coded in such a cathartic way because of this. I feel her frustration and joy because I know what it's like to be the person trying to explain something that has no words to assign, asking all of the time if there's a word for what she's feeling as a rhetorical and genuine question so that she can explain something without explaining it and call into question why we feel everything must be precisely laid in the place of as few words as possible. She is incredibly intelligent, but loses track of all of what's happening in a far more obvious way than most because there's just so much to keep track of, which is also very relatable as a neurodivergent person. Without putting labels on the experience, she perfectly captures it. I just... I like Delirium quite a lot, and think she'd be very good at post-modern literature.

#i hope to god this comprehensible #im trying so hard to get this shit in a line exactly becaude of why i like her #theres jusy SO MUCH to say its very hard to keep it straight and many more things to focus on beyond it #i love that delirium is treated by the narrative as an intelligent and wise being that just conveys that in an unconventional way #shes like my mirror metaphor. no mirror can light upon the minutae without shattering and no shattered mirror can see the bigger picture. #shes shattered but knows from when she was whole what the full picture looks like but she gets lost in all of the fragments #which gives her an incredibly unique and valuable perspective #at a surface level it seems as if she's an offensive depiction of mental illness but once you go deeper you realize shes not for the very- #reason she at first seemed to be. she embodies what is looked down upon but its told through side comments and events that theres more to- #her than the seeming irrationality. #she picks up and puts things down as she remembers them but that doesnt mean any one thing is any less valuable than any other #the ephemeral quality of her attentions dont diminish their value. #i have a lot of thoughts about her i just. am very fond. #and the way she and dream truly demonstrate the dichotomy of mental illness and neurodivergence makes me froth at the mouth. #he knows what shes saying most of the time and knows where shes at whether he admits it to himself or not because shes just externalizing- #what exists solely internally for him. hes better at masking and that is their difference which makes Such a statement oh my god when you- #think about how each are treated and understood. #it took me like. two weeks to organize these thoughts btw. they float in little brain clouds <3 #i need to watch everything everywhere all at once #anyway #delirium of the endless #the sandman meta #the sandman #raspberry rambles

[diseaseriddencube]

finally ordering the cutthroat cosplay 🥰

#god I hope I picked a good size #my body measurements do not line up well with a single size at all #and I'm not paying for extra tailoring lol #it's mostly me needing a large but having the height for an extra small ;_; #I'm so short #... but anyways #is this a stupid waste of $100+ on clothing I'll never have a reason to wear anywhere? yes #we don't even have Halloween here so there's literally no events it would be useful for except cons #(that we also don't have much of) #but also. cutthroat cosplay. I want it #time to blow my first ever salary on clothes I'll never fucking wear 😍 #also I found a site I think is more trustworthy than trying to order off AliExpress like planned so that's at least something #rave ramblees #akudama drive

[kakairu-rocks]

How is it Day 6 (13th Feb) of KakaIru Valentine’s Week 2023 already?! We hope you’ve been enjoying the event as much as we have! There has been so many amazing creations so far, and we certainly can’t wait to see the rest!

Today’s great prompts are:

1. Pick Up Lines

2. #RelationshipGoals

If you have made something for either of these prompts, please share away!

We’ll be reblogging everything on our socials that either we have been tagged in, or uses the Valentine’s Week tags across our socials, and will be creating a masterpost when the event ends, so please remember to use those tags to draw our attention to your wonderful work!

If you’re a little late to the party and want to know what Valentine’s Week is all about, please go here for all the details, as there’s still plenty of time to create, since we’re accepting late entries right up until 28th Feb!

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us!

#kakairu valentine's week 2023 #kakairu.rocks #kakairu event #naruto event #kakairu #pick up lines #relationship goals #kkir #kakashi x iruka #hatake kakashi #umino iruka

[gamebunny-advance]

Random Thought

I can't believe Rudy was just introduced in New Leaf.

He just seems like a "classic" villager that would have been there since *at least* City Folk or Wild World.

#been playing NH again lately #been thinking of finally swapping out raymond #and rudy is currently a pick #i don't have any history with rudy (well i had him briefly on the nh island but not long enough to get attatched to him) #i feel like it's almost impossible to bond with the nh villagers #since they're so shallow #like the perfect line of events has to happen to even give them a sliver of personality #i have maybe 3 villagers i've actually bonded with in nh: #1 was Cobb because he threw my b-day party #and i was so sad to get rid of him because he glitched out ;o; #2 is actually raymond #because even though i didn't get into him during the hype #he was my auto-move in from the campsite #and he established himself as a narcoleptic very early on #he would always fall asleep while doing anything #and coincidentally smug villagers teach you the sleepy emote #so he's a very sleepy boi in my heart #and lastly was Cyd who I also moved out but he always gave me the cutesiest items and said they were from his personal stash #and i always think it's cute when the cranky villagers end up doing that #i also really like Norma but i can't say i've 'bonded' with her the sameway i have other villagers #she's just cute. that's all. #gbunny scraps