#pick up after your dogs

[lotus-pear]

got like five asks requesting aku or chuuya so i just drew them together🗿

#i don't ship them btw lol i hc them as mentor/student but you guys can do whatever ig #idk how to draw aku im so sry his hair is so hard for me fsr💀💀 #since bones or asigiri didnt give them interactions i had to do it all by myself :( #its hard knowing your two favs will never get screentime together even tho they probably see each other everyday at work #also they are so father son coded after dazai left i'd like to think chuuya took responsibility for aku #since aku was the result of his partner's failed apprenticeship so chuuya felt an obligation to pick up where dazai left off #anyway they’re besties but i can’t prove it #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #ryuunosuke akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #bsd #lotus draws

[daisies-on-a-cup]

killer!will au where every dog in his pack represents a person he has killed and slowly but surely it expands every year and people just see him as this like crazy dog hoarder but he takes such good care of the animals and he definitely has the space/property to ensure they get proper exercise and he names them and calls after them all so lovingly that no one reports him or thinks anything more of it other than he constantly smells like dog hair until the day he is put into hannibal lecter's vicinity and the scent of blood, fresh organs, and viscera are so clearly stained into will's being that hannibal can't help but take particular notice

when asked about that particular scent about him, will tonelessly says he feeds his dogs a completely raw and fresh diet, sourced locally of course. it adds a certain shine to their coats, don't you think, dr.lecter?

hannibal can only smile and offer his own butcher's selection of meats should will ever need more to feed his ever-growing pack

#will graham #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #killer!will #idk this suddenly came to me and i think it would be a really fun way to explore exactly how much of each person will carries with him #hobbs stayed with him for years- so so long and he tried to father his orphaned daughter the impression was so strong #naming the strays he picks up after the people he's killed keeps them in a certain circle with will... he can take care of them and control #them at the same time- their well being depends entirely upon him and him alone and there's a certain pride #in maintaining what's yours isn't there? #would be a great little tidbit to how easily will's dogs ate the offered pieces of mason's face- they are already familiar with the #taste of human flesh

[oetscop]

i bet your cant guess which ones a narcissist and which ones a chronic people pleaser

#tongue #theyre a fucking match made in hell 💀 #PICK UP AFTER YOUR OWN DOG BITCH OH MY GOD YOURE NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WITH A JOB #this wouldnt even be a problem if she kept up with the training but nope #too busy! now we have a six year old dog pissing on the floor inside #some narcs shouldnt own pets and joanna is one of them

[cosmic-cd]

late night oc thoughts again!

#cosmo rambles #dimension cross edition #been thinking a whole lot about gear and source lately and of course RGB #DC too who is also part of the crew as the medic #and ive been working out their sort of connections to one another a little bit more here and there #gear and rgb are very much siblings and they about equally run the dimension cross crew #rgb takes more of the leadership position while gear usually takes the level headed backseat role but #ive found it increasingly funny to consider rgb might be the more normal and less impulsive one of the two #and by that i mean rgb is impulsive for sure. but she's less likely to do something horribly dangerous that would affect everyone #while gear may make a rash decision that might. endanger everyone. just a little bit. because he's either mad or impatient #gear absolutely normally is sort of the voice of reason and he is a very reasonable and wise guy #but he's also very strong and might actually be the one to pick a fight if he's angry and defensive enough #rgb... well. she's fought sonic before. stupidly. acted like a supervillain after finding a chaos emerald to convince him to fight her 1v1 #then had to call time out because he almost kicked her ass into next year but. yknow. #basically. your honor they are silly #on the other hand source is kind of like the third sibling but also This Weird Dog We Found. Can We Keep Him #and then Wait we Don't Need To Ask To Keep Him. We're Keeping Him. #source is unnerving outwardly but they're pretty quiet all things considered. things considered being They Are Slime Mold in a Fursuit #but of course their whole thing is having the simultaneous best and worst comedic timing. we're in a space bar? #big angry space bikers? source is going to walk up to them and annoy them and then the whole dimension cross crew has to deal with a fight #or get kicked out of the bar. whichever comes first #dimension cross as a crew is also only four guys and they are not that organized. it's more like a road trip with general roles. in space. #interdimensionally also. #DC... their personality isnt really.. defined yet! they're somewhere between mad scientist and anxious nerd. they are just a woerm. #and by that i mean they're a worm off da string but also cybernetically enhanced. and the enhancements they installed on their own. #naturally DC is very skilled as a medic both for cyborgs and fully biological things alike #they're kinda just. rotating source trying to figure him out. endless fascination but also trying to avoid them getting hurt #i gotta think about DC more tho. theyre the least developed member of dimension cross and i feel bad #also got a new member of the crew going soon enough . .. .. im excited to think about the interactions between them all LOL

[yennefer]

i’m just gonna say it… if you are able bodied and don’t pick up after your dog, you do not need to have a dog.

#especially when there’s doggie bags literally EVERYWHERE #who tf raised you to just leave your dogs shit in a public area and walk away #dog sitting for the past six days and there’s shit everywhere!! i always make sure to pick up after the dogs i’m watching! #makilah.txt

[evilponds]

im going to be real if i see or step in dog shit on the sidewalk one more time this week i am really going to lose it

#pick up after your dog or i will pick up your dog. and take it far away #personal

[silverfox66]

Some dog owners really need to learn to keep their dog on the leash if they can't control their dog.

Was at the playground with my nephews today. A dog entered the playground and saw children running around, playing, and ran after a little girl. Poor kid was terrified because the dog was really going after her. The dog, of course, didn't listen when the owner called its name, and had to be scooped up by the owner. Poor kid was absolutely in tears. She belonged to a daycare group, and the group went back to the daycare after that incident.

Like well done mate, you just ruined the day of this little girl, and probably made her even more terrified of dogs, because you couldn't be bothered to keep your badly trained dog on the leash 🙄.

#and of course the dog just wanted to play but that little girl obviously didn't know that #the dog still wouldn't leave her alone even after one of the caretakers of the group picked her up #dogs aren't even allowed on the playground so it should've been called back by the owner the moment it entered the playground #either train your dog or keep it on the leash #or both

[104thsquadfam]

Customer: Hi I wanted to call cause my moms dog is there...well actually uuh, this is confusing they're my brothers dog who passed, now my moms, now mine...ANYWAYS gonna be giving them to a friend so i was wondering--RambleRamble

My brain trying to keep up:

#ooc #pls i cannot understand your rambling #turns out they just wanted to know if their friend could pick up the dog since they were giving it to them #you know after they had to explain it to me cause my brain can't focus

[guideaus]

some people on here can make posts that are like... having u question certain things abt urself and i swear the most annoying people responding to it are the ones that right away shut it down, if that's the right word? and then the ones that are like "you know what? fuck you, no" and go on some 5 paragraph rant that doesn't really have anything to do w what the op said

#personal #that person (after rbing a post abt someone insisting its ok to not feel bad abt Oppenheimer!!) made a post abt ur relationship w media #it might not be abt that exactly ig but its very strange people wrote in the tags like op said 'youre a fucking loser if youve ever #written a fanfic or stayed up all night playing games or watch the newest movies' #ig its the most insecure ppl interpreting it as a personal attack but its weird... #also the ppl outright being like 'no i am a pathetic loser my life sucks nothing ever will be good i need to distract my brain 24/7' #is uncomfortable to read. idk if thats not nice but like 😬 #u could view that post and go 'ive been doing photography for years i love walking with my dog we always go and visit x i just met x and... #or whatever lol? or even wish to pick something up or meet people. theres probably something else but yeah #and then some get defensive when theres no reason for it?

[abyssaldyke]

I think if I could have one superpower it would be to passively manifest a dog poop bag into the hand of anybody in the city whose dog just shit on the sidewalk and then if they didn't pick it up I could materialize the shit in their mouth while they're sleeping

#ya girl #PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG

[fridayiminlovemp3]

i hate walking my dog by the townhomes because every single lawn has a “IF YOUR DOG PEES OR POOPS ON MY LAWN I WILL HAVE YOU SHOT” sign

#like literally no one is not picking up after their dog calm down greg #also the peeing part??? what am i supposed to do!!! i do not control my dogs bladder #also like you’re paying to have this sign on your lawn. #that says a lot about you not the dogs #mari.txt

[ermakeys]

some of you have never walked in the woods under a new moon and it shows ✨️

#this is calling out stories that describe characters seeing stuff under a new moon #cant see shit under a new moon #'oh but theres starlight!' #starlight will let you make a guess where the horizon is #it doesnt let you see the face of your enemies #or recognize the silhoutte of your loved ones #i walk my dogs in pitch darkness at least five times a week in the winter #unless you bring a light or youre walking under a FULL moon with sparse trees #youre not seeing SHIT #in my case literally when i try to pick up after my dog #sorry bout the rant in the tags y'all

[calicojo]

rating cheese based on how likely you are to pick it up after dropping it on the ground

#or rating it based on the dirtiest the floor could be before you decide against picking it up #if i dropped a block of purple moon cheddar in grass a dog recently shat in well i may or may not pick it up and rinse and clean and eat it #calicojo communicates #rating wine based on how likely you are to go on your hands and knees and lap it up off the floor like a dog after spilling it #or desperately suck it from a porous surface

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

somehow i have reached enlightenment where i am free of anger. all it took is for my mom to be so so mad at my dad and everyone and everything else in the world all the time to do it

#like. my moms making a HUGE cake and a bunch of cupcakes for her coworkers husbands birthday or whatever #and i usually help her with baking bc we both really enjoy it #so yesterday we made all the frosting and i made soft pretzels bc we thought it would be fun to use to make the handle on the beer mug cake #instead of using gum paste so i made like 10 or so normal pretzels and two that we could try and use for that #so we all didnt want to cook dinner and left to pick something up. and when we come back i saw my dad had eaten one of the fucking #specifially shaped ones. i was like im not even dealing with this now im fucking hungry and ate #then after we were all done my mom finally saw and was like did you fucking eat the differently shaped one #and my dad was like lol yeah 🤪 and she was like we were fucking using that for the cake #and my dad isnt even like oh im so sorry or anything he literally just. oh lol if it makes you feel better i gave half to the dog 🤪🤪😋!!! #usually i would be so fucking angry bc /I/ was the one who made all the pretzels in the first place but my body was like no girl we have to #shield ourselves from how upset your moms about to be #anyways. my dad just came in to my room be like ughhhh should i make another batch. and i was like well you dont have to bc i made two #so i guess we can go with that and hes like ughhhhh no i guess i will so your mom wont be mad at me 🙄 #im just. im just so fucking tired of my dad doing all this shit to either intentionally or unintentionally irritate me and my mom and then #acting like hes being fucking crucified bc EVERYONE IS AGAINST HIM!!!! when he refuses to apologize or even acknowledge that hes done #anything wrong. like i get nobody in this fucking family is good at talking abt anything but he just is so avoidant things have been piling #up for YEARS. #ugh. okay. done i guess i dont know im just so tired. i feel like i have to play fucking marriage therapist to these two bc he refuses to do #anything to try and make their lives not miserable

[jcsontodd]

Maybe i'm pettier than i thought,,,product of my middle brother

#i watched this girl let her dog shit in my yard and blue wanted out right after and i made sure she could hear me as i said #'oh i know blue some people just don't care that their dogs make mess in other dogs yards :)' #like bro pick up after your fcking dog #chatters;

[actual-corpse]

Dog owners that don't pick up after their dog (in communal/public spaces) should be required by law to eat dog poop until they get the fucking hint.

#'but it's gross' 'i dont have a bag' 'i dont wanna carry it around until i find a trash can' #dont get a fucking dog. problem solved #so many people want a dog but dont want to take care of a dog #dog should not suffer for your bullshit #if dogs could pick up after themselves. im sure they would bc they're just that nice #fuck irresponsible dog owners #dont get a dog if you dont want to deal with the care of a dog #so many shitty lazy people get dogs and then let them be shitty dogs (not the dogs' fault. dog doesn't know) #bro #im just tired of seeing dog shit EVERYWHERE