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green-light-kid · 1 month
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★☆Happy Ides of March☆★
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storyweaverofgondor · 28 days
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I love Phineas Bogg so much.
He's a time traveling pirate who flunked history class because he was distracted by a pretty girl.
His arch nemesis was caught because he compulsively wrote everything down.
He accidentally acquires an eleven year old history buff and speed runs a found family character arc.
He isn't an idiot but considering his job the amount of times he has absolutely no idea whats going on is concerning.
He has the most endearingly ridiculous faux-curse word catch phase ever.
He's a good actor.
The himbo allegations aren't unsubstantiated but they aren't entirely accurate.
I love Phineas Bogg.
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voyagerg · 10 months
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New Blog Post! Voyagers! Real to Reel: The Flirty Civil War Spy
https://www.voyagersguidebook.com/voyagers-real-to-reel-the-flirty-civil-war-spy/
~ I came across the story of Civil War spy "Maria" Belle Boyd. She was likely an inspiration for the Voyagers! (1982) character Jane Phillips.
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nero-neptune · 2 years
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about time i draw my two favorite time travelers
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drarreckyninja · 2 years
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the remainder of drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of Apr 2022 {sorry, I had some issues}
21. Logicality
Logic Sanders | Logan x Morality Sanders | Patton [Sanders Sides]
20. Rike
Randall Boggs x Mike Wazowski [Monsters University]
19. Shortaki
Arnold Shortman x Helga Pataki [Hey Arnold!]
18. Sledgehammer
Ralph x Felix [Wreck-It Ralph]
17. Ravioli
Ravi Chakrabarti x Olivia "Liv" Moore [iZombie]
16. Nisaac
Nigel Chessum x Isaac Higgentoot [Ghosts (US)]
15. Shassie
Shawn Spencer x Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter [Psych]
14. Destiel
Dean Winchester x Castiel [Supernatural]
13. Frostiron
Loki x Anthony "Tony" Stark | Iron Man [Marvel Cinematic Universe]
12. MITT
Michael Knight x Knight Industries Two-Thousand "KITT" [Knight Rider]
11. Perryshmirtz
Perry the Platypus x Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz [Phineas and Ferb]
10. Johnlock
Dr. John Hamish Watson x William Sherlock Scott Holmes [Sherlock BBC]
9. Macdoc
Angus "Mac" MacGyver x Murdoc | Dennis | Suspect-248 [MacGyver 2016]
8. Hilson
Dr. Gregory House x Dr. James Evan Wilson [House MD]
7. Mylar
Dr. Mohinder Suresh x Gabriel Gray | Sylar [Heroes]
6. Stobotnik
Agent (Aban) Stone x Dr. Ivo Robotnik [Sonic Cinematic Universe]
5. Chane
Agent Kimball Cho x Patrick Jane [The Mentalist]
4. Buddie
Evan "Buck" Buckley x Edmundo "Eddie" Diaz [9-1-1]
3. Mingcallister
Todd "Scoops" Ming x Theodore "Tobey" McCallister III [WordGirl]
2. Shelnard
Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper x Dr. Leonard Leakey Hofstadter [The Big Bang Theory]
1. Spirk
Commander S'gn T'gai Spock | Spock Grayson x Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk [Star Trek: The Original Series; Star Trek: Alternate Original Series]
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brainypixel · 1 month
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This week's SALT review article is now live on the Brainy Blog! Check out our reviewer's thoughts on "Professor Phineas T. Boggs: Lost in Space" by The Academy of the Arts!
Link: https://brainypixel.com/blog/f/salt-professor-phineas-t-boggs-lost-in-space
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swynlake-spill · 3 months
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A completely true yet incomplete list of people at speed dating: Phineas Flynn, Mim Ambrosius, Darius Deamonne, Scott Richards, Mal McHale, Magica De Spell, Roz Peterson Boggs, Pip Seville, Benjamin Drakken, Isabela Madrigal, Camilo Madrigal, Mirabel Madrigal, Willow Park, Mr. Smee, Dipper Pines, Lightning McQueen, Elsa Sommers, more TBA
i have no reason to doubt this list it sounds real to me and should not be questioned
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oh-phineas · 5 months
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Your Name: Emma
Characters: Phineas Flynn, Tiana Truitt, Aquata Triton, Anna Sommers (Closed) Bruce White, Anastasia Tremaine, Tanya Tiwari, Mirabel Madrigal, Lightning McQueen, Samuel Smiegel, Roz Peterson-Boggs
Pick one of your characters and talk about their growth (we recommend choosing an older character, but it’s up to you!) What about their story has surprised you? What are you proud of? How have they changed from their original inception to now?
Let's talk about Annie! She can be kind of a volatile muse for me— sometimes I am exploding with muse and I am just obsessed with her and other times I really struggle. But I love her and I've gotten to do some really fun things with her.
One thing that has really surprised me about Annie is her writing career. I did not plan that at all when I first got her, and I think I mostly took her in that direction because there were fun plot opportunities with Toby (shoutout to that man for getting her a job she absolutely was unqualified for) and only then did I realize this actually made so much sense for her. She loves gossip, she loves creating narratives around people, and she has a ruthless side that comes out in these harebrained plots with Toby. This was a 2022 plot, but I absolutely loved when they teamed up to "expose" Elena and Dian's relationship, and that little plot has snowballed to some fun ones that followed: investigating Hatter, and now this new attempt to expose the merperson they are writing to!
The thing that's fun to me about Annie's growth is that she is absolutely not becoming a better person, but I think she's becoming a more confident one. Which is... well, it's not a good thing, but in some ways, it still is? Part of the reason Annie is so heinous is that she basically had her whole sense of identity destroyed when she went through her divorce, she'd based her whole sense of self around this man and this life that ultimately betrayed her and she came to Swynlake basically floundering and taking that lack of self out on other people. Now, she is starting to build a career that she's proud of and she has something that's all her own. And it is um kind of destroying lives in the process but I DO think idk there's a way this could still lead to her being less horrible (or maybe it won't and you know that's okay we need villains!) I think a lot about this text post that's like "they make each other worse but in the same way they connect and feel less alone and discover they have the same complexes and as a result and grow as people and then somehow loop around to making each other better" and like I could see that for Annie. Maybe. We'll see. That crazy girl surprises me all the time!!!
I'm also really excited to have Drizella in town, and they've only interacted a little, but I just love them so far. You know me. Sucker for complicated sibling relationships.
Okay okay one more thing it was an AU so it doesn't really count toward her arc but her plot during the Happily Ever After AU was some of the most fun I've had in AUs. Such a blast. I loved her fucked up little situation with Gaston. More of that please.
Pick another character (or the same character if you only have one) and talk a little about where you WANT them to go. What are your plans for them going into the new year? 
I have some big plans for Lightning McQueen, still figuring out exactly how to put them into action. He's trying to get his shit together, to prove to Cruz that he wants to be there for her and he does care about her, even if he's historically been really bad at showing it in any meaningful way. So I want to continue with his journey to learning how to do that. His friends are going to be a big part of that, namely Doc and Agustin. So I want to do more things with them. I've found something I really enjoy is having my character ask for advice from another character and then have that influence their actions, I just find it so fun and a good way to involve a bunch of different characters in a plot.
I think the thing that's a little daunting to me is figuring out how I'm going to handle his career and such. The difficult thing about Lightning is that his life is really defined by Racing Season and the Off Season, and if I don't get my plotting shit together by Racing Season I have to scramble. So I want to be really intentional about that this year and have a solid plan going in. That doesn't necessarily mean Lightning is going back to racing, but... it could. I just want to be intentional about it, basically.
Pick a thread or a plot that you’re proud of and talk about why you loved it. 
So last year I talked about closing Henry and I hope it's not boring for me to talk about closing Anna this year. I think closing is just such a big production for me and even though it can be difficult I end up taking the opportunity to coordinate some of my biggest and favorite plots around closes and that's why they're fun to talk about.
I'm proud of my Anna close because I feel like I did some creative things with it! I'd been setting this up since before Peri was even closed, laying the groundwork for them to stay in touch and then for Anna to put together that fundraiser in December of 2022. Then I organized the spring break trip to Norway, which was really fun to get other characters involved in, and there was also the Ashleigh and Evy stuff going on in the background. And we got to send her off with Olaf, which was just the perfect ending and I'm so happy Laur wanted to do it that way. Even if this close wasn't as crazy and dramatic as Henry's, I feel like I wrapped up the major beats of Anna's arc in a satisfying way and I got to do some unique things along the way. Hate to see her go but love to write her off <3
In terms of your own writing, identify 1-3 things you love to write about (metaphors? Sibling relationships? Physical description?) and talk about why you enjoy it! 
Complicated family and friendship dynamics. I think I'm at a place in my life where this is really one of the most important things to me, especially being from a big family and being at kind of a crossroads with a lot of relationships in my life as we all get older and have to navigate new weird dynamics. So I really love relationships where things are a little strained sometimes, where people love each other but don't always know how to express it, where people hold onto deep resentments or misunderstand each other, where people know they want to be in someone's life forever but that doesn't mean their relationship is perfect or even great, they just know they love them. I feel like I could go on and on but yeah to me I enjoy writing romantic relationships but the platonic and the familial are really taking center stage I think.
Situational comedy, silliness, and irony. I love a wacky plot, especially when it's satirizing something or or poking fun at the weirdness of our world and the people in it. And I think there's a lot of opportunity to do it in a low-fantasy setting like Swynlake. I think SSHIIT is a good example of this, or all the jokes about being dead that Tanya makes, and I feel like I do this a lot with Smee. Bruce's fish-out-of-water antics fit in here too, like I know all the people he bit was pretty bad but in a way it was also kind of funny to me lmfao. I think it's why I play a lot of villains who are total clowns. Idk I just always love a plot that starts with an incredibly wild concept but it's actually getting at something real and true. If that makes any sense lol.
What major updates have your characters gone through this year? (For example: beginning/ending a relationship, moving, starting a new job, adopting a pet, etc). Think if it as anything you would have put in the #character-updates channel. If you have a pinned post, consider adding these updates so everyone is aware of them in the future.
Phineas: Started his newest business venture, Build a Brand. Also built an app with Kim despite some setbacks and weirdness between the two of them. Played Kenickie in Grease. Started dating Fawn! Tore his ACL and underwent surgery to repair it. Worked on creating a new version of SSIC called SPF with Pip. Soon will be saying goodbye to his big sis who's going off to grad school.
Tiana: Helped bring Aurora back to the waking world! Said goodbye to Ella and Willa when they had to move away :( Started seeing Cora, first more casually and then slightly more seriously, though it is an open relationship.
Aquata: Moved in with Boo after Lana moved in with Jake. Graduated from Pride U with her master's degree in sport management and left Swynlake Secondary. Got rejected from the Pride U coaching job she thought she had in the bag. Began studying to do personal training at Olympus Gym. In an undefined situationship with James.
Bruce: Was broken up with by Snow, and ultimately became friends with her again. Played Vince Fontaine in Grease. Started his merperson support group with the help of Gil. Opened up to Herc about being a merman and even told him some things about life in the ocean. Began taking on more responsibility at Whosits and Whatsits.
Anastasia: Went to court with Tom over custody of Levi and got custody for one day/night per week. Played Patty Simcox in Grease. Investigated the disappearance of the Unbirthday Blend with Toby, only to have it return to the menu before they could publish. Launched a new investigation over the existence of mermaids in Swynlake. "Fired" Herc as head of the neighborhood watch, "hired" Kim only to have her quit, and is recruiting again. Had her sister show up in town.
Tanya: Crashed Pip's birthday party, sparking feuds with Pip, Milo, and Mim. Apologized and made up with Mim! Volunteered for tech on the summer play and began an online situationship with "Charlotte," aka Penny's online alter ego who looked like Jenny. Had a massive blowout with Penny when the truth was revealed. Began working at the Inn's dining room. Got back in touch with her sister, decided that she will eventually move on, and told Zero about this plan. Told Mim the truth about being a revenant.
Mirabel: Started dating Alice, and then they broke up when Alice left to be queen of the fae realm. Kissed Candace at a party and then started crying about Alice and ruined the mood. Stage Managed Grease. Bridesmaid in her sister's wedding. Started playing DnD with Eilonwy, Ian, Tony, and Dipper.
Lightning: Had a weird one-sided love affair with a fictional ghost named Thea that Jessie impersonated. Began volunteering with the kids' summer Magick Grand Prix camp, only to quit/be fired when Cruz overheard him talking shit about the program Rust-Eze. Officially decided to go on hiatus and take a step back from the racing world. Went on a disastrous date with Cass.
Smee: Decided, along with Hook, to leave Swynlake and go after the infamous crocodile monster. Injured his knee in July and it hasn't been quite the same since. Got involved in an art forgery project with James.
Roz: Made her debut! Karen moved back in and things have been tense ever since. Advised on the mission to go after Clayton and brought Leo in. Started to befriend Elinor.
Talk about your dash reply style and your Discord reply style! (And if applicable, also your doc reply style). What do you like about each type of interaction? What is something you feel is difficult? Do you have preferences regarding how many times you’re tagged per day, or do you prefer for your replies to be queued for a certain amount of time?
I'll do all three! I tend to suggest dash as the default, Discord when I want to do something quickly (or if I'm away from my laptop but want to do something) and docs for something that needs to post on a certain date or again if I want to do something quickly. I basically like all three the same, but the latter two are more likely to cause me to lose something so I just might need to be poked. I don't have any preferences on tagging per day, but I do tend to reply the next day (unless IRL stuff sets me behind schedule) so I just ask that people let me know if they want stuff queued! I also try to keep track of people who only want to be tagged once or twice, but as a general rule I will reply to everything unless otherwise told.
And now, a wishlist! Jot down a few themes or stories or genres etc that you want to maybe pursue in the upcoming year! (i.e. a good ol’ fashion forbidden romance, maybe you want to dig deep into racial identity etc) This doesn’t have to necessarily be attached to any characters or stories you have now– it’s just meant to help you see for yourself what kind of stories call to your heart.
I don't know how to make this happen but I would love to do an exes plot where they can't let it go and keep crawling back to each other. Basically I just want an excuse to pull this shit lmaooooo.
More messy breakups in general
MORE ORGANIZED CRIME
A road trip
Being Tempted By The Forces Of Darkness
More sports???
I always want to do more stupid uni shenanigans like idk remember when we taped someone to the wall
Get into more backstory stuff for my older characters, like Smee and Roz
The idea of this intimidates me weirdly but an absolutely hopeless crush. Like extremely down bad territory. UNREQUITED. With lots of ooc communication ofc
Rivals and sabotage
Weird wacky magic shenanigans, like random curses and stuff. I'm always forgetting we live in a magic town and we can just do that!
OPTIONAL: Why do you RP?
Because it's fun, because I love storytelling, because writing doesn't HAVE to be a solitary activity it can be a fun group project. Because I can experiment and try out new things and explore things that idk how to express in any other creative form. Because I love when I can do something I love and not feel like I'm competing with everyone, we're just all working together. Because I think having free hobbies is rlly important. And because even after all these years I still love playing pretend!
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brucewhite · 5 months
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Sunday, November 26 – The Final Labor: Based on the final task for the labors, write an AU featuring all your characters in a role. Choose an AU, set out a list of goals for yourself based on tropes within that AU (ex. a red shirt has to die if you’re doing Star Trek or someone in the group gets bitten by a zombie and doesn’t tell the rest if you’re doing an apocalypse), then write to your heart’s content! To count, each character must have a role and your tropes must be laid out beforehand. 
Dark Academia/Horror AU
TW: Blood, murder, references to drunkenness and blacking out, extreme amounts of bullshit related to ancient rituals don’t come for me I don’t know what I’m talking about this is a SATIRE ok
Inspired by: The Secret History, Ninth House, Saltburn, the discography of Vampire Weekend
**For the purposes of this AU, anyone who is a student is aged 18-22**
ROLES
Lightning McQueen as the dumbass interloper/roommate
Tiana Truitt as the nerd research person
Aquata Triton as the rich party girl
Bruce White as the poor innocent boy who is a stranger to this world but observes everything
Anastasia Tremaine as someone’s rich wacky mom 
Tanya Tiwari as the evil spirit they summon
Mirabel Madrigal as the framing device 
Phineas Flynn as the golden boy
Mr. Smee as the enigmatic professor
Roz Peterson-Boggs as the evil dean pulling the strings all along
TROPES
Takes place at an elite school/university 
Written in the first person
Illegal activity
The Pursuit Of Knowledge (™)
References to classical history
Some kind of hedonistic ritual that invokes dark magic
People in the group are hooking up
A plot twist
MURDER!
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“Wait, so… then what happened?” Mirabel chewed the end of her pencil, fixing Bruce with a concerned stare. This interview had gone on for nearly two hours, but she was engrossed now. It wasn’t even about the story she was writing for the Gryphon anymore. Now, Mirabel just had to know how this story ended.
Bruce sighed. “Then… well, Monday was the beginning of the end.” He hesitated. “If I tell you all of this, it’s off the record, right?”
“What do you— oh, yeah, completely.” Mirabel glanced down at her notepad and then slammed it shut. “Won’t even take me notes. Just… tell me everything.”
Maybe he should, Bruce thought. Maybe it would be nice, finally, to get it off his chest. Maybe he’d finally be free of it all. Or maybe recanting it to the student journalist would only plunge him deeper into the darkness.
Then again— how much deeper could one go?
***
Monday began badly. It began with a splitting headache, with a merciless ray of sunshine forcing its way through my window. It began with Aquata Triton in nothing but Monty’s T-shirt, her eyes smudged with dark makeup. I didn’t remember anything that had happened the previous night, and I didn’t remember how Aquata had ended up in Monty’s bed.
“Bruce…” she said, hands visibly trembling. “Do you remember what happened last night?”
“No…”
“Bruce.” Her voice sounded even graver, and as I looked more closely at her hands, I realized they were streaked with dried blood. “I think Monty’s dead.”
It came back in flashes, though I couldn’t piece them together if I tried. Or maybe I didn’t want to try, because the reality of what I’d done, what I’d participated in, was too gruesome to face. I remember wine, a lot of it. I remember blood, or maybe it was wine. I remember Professor Smee. And I remember Monty was there, even though he shouldn’t have been.
Monty was never a part of the circle. He was my roommate, and I generally tried to keep him in the dark about what went on in Professor Smee’s study group. This was due to his general lack of competence; I knew he wouldn’t be able to keep up with the pace of the group— Tiana with her photographic memory, Phineas with his encyclopedic knowledge of ancient history, and Aquata with her matchless wit. And then there was me, I suppose. I don’t know what they saw in me, but perhaps the truth was that I was ashamed of Monty. I was afraid of what they might assume about me based on him.
I always knew that my place in the group was tenuous, after all. I was smart, yes, but not remarkably so, not the way Tiana was. I wasn’t charming like Phineas or connected like Aquata. And I wasn’t rich like the rest of them. Maybe that’s why I went along with things for as long as I did.
What those things were. Ah. Sorry, Mirabel. I promise, I’ll get to it… i just first need to… where were we? Right. Yes. Aquata was in my room, Monty was dead.
“We need to find Phineas and Tiana,” I said, my voice strangely disconnected, like it did not belong to me. “We need to find out what they know.”
***
Phineas and Tiana were an odd pair, but for some reason, they stuck together. An outside observer might have paired up our group differently— Phineas’s bombastic personality with Aquata’s party-girl ways, Tiana’s bookishness with my quiet tendencies. But Aquata and I were never close the way the other two were. The only time I saw her outside of the group’s seminars and study sessions in Pluto House was the occasional moment when we would cross paths, her stumbling home from a party with Monty at dawn while I headed out to the library.
Sure enough, though, when the pair of us reached Pluto House, Tiana and Phineas were there, their heads practically touching from how closely they sat, whispering to one another. Tiana looked matter-of-fact and grave, while Phineas’s jaw hung open, his eyes wide.
“Hey, fuckers,” Aquata drawled, crashing into one of the plushy chairs in the House’s parlor. She’d showered before coming here, and now she looked strangely… clean. It was a little unsettling.
I took the other chair, my usual place, saying nothing. There are plenty of rumors about this house. Mainly that it’s haunted, because it used to be a dorm or a medical building or a laboratory or a madhouse or some other such place. I don’t deny that it could be haunted, but as far as I know, it has always been Pluto House: home to the one-man classics department and Professor Smee’s small, elite study group.
At Aquata’s greeting, Tiana and Phineas looked up. Tiana shot her a dirty look, while Phineas just looked scared. That was another unsettling thing. Phineas never looked scared.
He finally spoke. “Heeey, I don’t know if anyone told you yet, but—”
“Yeah, we know,” Aquata interrupted. “Monty’s dead. So who did it?”
Tiana took a long, deep breath, looking a bit like she was fending off a headache. “We don’t know.”
“You don’t know either?” Now Aquata looked a little scared, too. “So all of us blacked out?”
Phineas and Tiana nodded gravely.
“Then there’s just one person left who was there last night,” I said quietly. “Professor Smee.”
Everyone seemed to take a breath at the exact same time. Professor Smee seemed to be more of a friend than a professor sometimes. But at the end of the day, he did work for the university. And he had the power to have us all arrested, or worse, expelled. And maybe that’s morally reprehensible, that my first thought went to those consequences instead of the fact that it was very possible I had killed my roommate last night. Pluto House tends to do that to a person, doesn’t it?
***
And as though speaking of the devil would make him appear, the door to Pluto House swung open before any of us had the chance to make a plan, or even really process this new information. “My young protegés,” Professor Smee greeted, just as he always did. “Got up to a bit of mischief last night, didn’t we?”
I noticed, despite his smile and relaxed demeanor, that his hands were shaking. I doubted anybody else did.
Phineas cut in first, standing up so abruptly he almost knocked his chair over. “Professor Smee, I just want to say, I have no memory of what happened last night, and so my behavior was entirely, entirely—”
“Mr. Flynn, I assure you, you’ve got nothing to worry about. It all went according to plan.”
“To plan?!” Aquata interrupted.
I locked eyes with Tiana. The wheels were turning in her head. I just knew it, from the way she remained quiet and focused while Phineas and Aquata fell apart. And while I didn’t know what she was thinking, I had a terrible feeling about it.
“The Summoning,” Tiana said in a low voice. She looked up at Smee, her tone slightly accusatory, slightly bewildered. “That’s what happened last night, isn’t it?”
The Summoning. Professor Smee had been talking about it for weeks. An ancient ritual of drinking, dancing, debauchery… and blood. Yes, there had to be a sacrifice. The idea was to drink so much wine that nobody would be able to remember the next day what had occurred. And the result was murky— nobody really knew what the ritual was supposed to Summon. Only that it would make one very powerful. Some believed it to be a demon.
I’d always thought something was strange about the way Professor Smee talked about The Summoning. His attitude was almost reverential rather than simply academic. 
Still, part of me wished it were not true. That Professor Smee would deny it. Instead, his mouth curled into a slow smile.
“Very sharp, Miss Truitt. I always knew you were very bright,” he said approvingly. 
So that settled it. That meant that any one of us, truly, could be the killer. The fear settled in my stomach like concrete, heavy and solid. I had never particularly liked Monty. He was oafish and dim, clumsy with his words and with his feelings. He never seemed to care very much about Aquata, whom I could tell was in love with him (though she would never admit it). But he didn’t deserve to die. If I had killed him, as I very well may have… well, didn’t I deserve to answer for it?
“So what’s going to happen next?” Phineas blurted out. “Like, we always said, we don’t know what the ritual actually summons. And I don’t think any of us feel any different, right? We can’t suddenly fly or anything. So what was it? Did it work?”
“That’s precisely what we’re going to study today. That's what we're all here for, aren't we? To push the boundaries of academic study.” Professor Smee said pleasantly, like this was any other meeting. I felt a bit nauseous, and I could see that the rest of the group was, too, the slightly green tinge to their faces and the way they froze in their chairs. Phineas slumped back into his own.
***
“You see, now, why this is off the record?” I raised my eyes heavily to meet Mirabel’s.
She didn’t answer. She was frozen, too. The Summoning tended to have that effect on people.
***
We were only twenty minutes or so into class (read: the world’s most tense brainstorming session, in which we went around making guesses about what the Summoning could have summoned) when Professor Smee stopped. “Mr. Flynn,” he said abruptly, though pleasantly as ever. “You know the rule. Phones away.”
Mortified, the redhead slipped his phone into his messenger bag. He looked extra guilty as he did so, as though he weren’t simply scrolling on social media. Had he been recording? Now fear was beginning to replace the guilt. When the police investigated what had happened to Monty, would Phineas rat all of us out?
It wouldn’t be an improbable conclusion to jump to. I’d always known Phineas Flynn was a coward. He was beloved, yes, and this is why I would never say so aloud— his admirers would fervently disagree with me— but I knew the truth.
“I’ve got to use the restroom,” he said suddenly, about five minutes later. 
“You can wait,” Smee replied, clearly onto him. 
“It’s an emergency. I’ll go right outside, in the bushes,” Phineas promised, and then bolted for the door before anyone had a chance to stop him. But we tried. We raced after him, because I don’t think I was alone in my suspicion of Phineas. When we opened that heavy oak front door, though, it was not the police who greeted us. 
It was a woman, mid to late forties, with bright red hair and an expensive coat and an expression forced into a permanent frown thanks to, no doubt, a generous supply of Botox. She looked a little unsteady.
“Mum?” Phineas said uncertainly, like he was putting on an act. “What are you doing here?”
“I came to pick you up!” she said. “Since things got a bit… dicey.”
Wait a second. Had Phineas called his mom to pick him up?
“Absolutely not,” Professor Smee said. “Everyone, back inside!”
And then there was a great boom. Or, more accurately, a great “BOO!”
A girl came tearing out of the nearby woods, with wild hair and ripped jeans and dark makeup. Around her, the air seemed to swirl with magic. She cackled. Phineas’s mom collapsed and he rushed to her side. 
“Hey fuckers,” she breathed, looking around. “Someone summon me?”
Aquata looked like she might pass out, too. 
“Actually, I did.”
And in that moment, every (conscious) head turned to see none other than Dean Peterson-Boggs standing in the wake of the demon’s destruction, smiling in a self-satisfied way.
“Welcome, Tanya,” she said, looking at the creature of chaos who stood in the center of the group.
“Thanks!” she replied casually. “Man, why is everyone so glum?”
Professor Smee looked horrified. “Dean Peterson-Boggs, did you…”
“Yes, of course. This is why I asked you to complete the ritual. Finally, with a being as powerful as Tanya on our side, the administration will have to listen to our pleas for better wages and pensions.”
“That’s what all of this was for?!” Aquata blurted out. “Fucking pensions?”
“You wouldn’t understand, darling, you have a trust fund,” the dean replied sardonically. It wasn’t false. However, I couldn’t help but wonder if it would have been effective simply to rally the faculty into a collective bargaining structure rather than murdering my roommate.
It would appear, however, that the murder had not stopped. Because Dean Peterson-Boggs let out a blood-curdling scream before collapsing on the ground, her eyes frozen in a panicked stare.
“Sorry for the noise. She was getting on my nerves,” Tanya said with a shrug. “Man, you all look so scared. It’s kind of funny.”
In that moment, I knew we were in over our heads. Tanya could target any one of us, at any moment, and there was nothing we could do to stop her. I couldn’t even tell what her motivations were. And I always knew what everyone’s motivations were. It was why Professor Smee had chosen me to begin with.
I could see him now, looking at me, waiting for me to say the right thing. But I didn’t have it. All I had were those magic words that seemed to save any situation with these terrifying, beautiful, unknowable people:
“Would you like to come in for a cup of tea, Tanya?”
She considered it. “Sure, why not?” Then, the demon whirled around. “None of you leave. Or you’re going the same direction as her. And don’t even think of trying to use me to get what you want. I’m my own demon, baby.”
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“But you got rid of her, didn’t you?” Mirabel asked, her eyes as wide as saucers now.
“Not exactly…” Bruce admitted.
“Then how did you…”
“She’s taken a liking to me,” he whispered. “I don’t know how long I can keep it up. I need your help, I need a demonologist, I need… I don’t know, I just need to get her back to her realm. I’m only able to sneak away for a few hours…”
Bruce trailed off, realizing that Mirabel’s terrified stare had less to do with the contents of his tale and more to do with a presence behind him. Slowly, very slowly, Bruce turned around.
“Well, I was wondering when you were gonna notice me,” Tanya said with an evil grin. “What to do with you, Bruce White?”
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Down the Rabbit Hole of Time: Part One By Shane Patrick LaGrangeThe ability to travel through Time. It has been my passion. since Star Trek. The original series and the episode, City on the Edge of Forever. I am sure you have seen them. I certainly have. The stories on the Google Feed about travelers going back into the pat and forgetting items. Entertaining, but no. I say forget that. I am talking about the real aspects behind jumping through time; not the recent photoshopping nonsense about leaving a modern Smart phone behind or sitting leisurely on the grass in modern clothes. Not to mention Conspiracy Theories (also my passion), about the CIA involvement. Which is possible. If it is not, then prove it. send me back to Dallas, November 22, 1963, shortly after 11 am. Until then, moving on. The actual workings of a Time Machine are presented as linear by scientists. H.G. Wells: Time Machine, back to the Future films. I wish I could go back to the days of Blockbusters; Family Video). There is a movie that I only saw once, it could tie in well to this. Anyway, one particularly important thing to consider, the rotation of the earth prior to the traveler leaving. The Earth does move if everything is not locked. . .. well, millions of possibilities in dying. Science likes the Linear approach. They believe the river of time runs smooth. I believe otherwise. Time is a raging river of potential risks. If the CIA, military does not have their ducks in a row, we might end of serving the Dark God, Cthulhu., or something out of The Mist. For example, the best one: Men in Black 2. In which K dies back on July 15, 1969. If this were a series, would J still be a member of MIB? No, he would still be James, NYPD. Plot: James would have these recurring feeling and dreams that does not jell with him. Following his gut, He manages to track down MIB Headquarters; breaks in and by the end of the first season, manages to convince the agency, that he is telling the truth before the eye exam. Now, he is flying off a building at a fast rate of speed before he well, leaps. It the coming back (for the sake of editing, the scene was deleted, perhaps). Any case, coming back, he would be traveling at the same velocity as he left. As Leonard Nimoy said in Fringe, Physic is a Bitch. Going back to the photoshopped pictures, I wonder. Does Time come with a safety switch. This series is a bit old but a favorite. Voyagers. This is a bout a time traveler, named Phineas Bogg and his young helper, Jeffery. In episode five “Worlds Apart, the Omni is worn out Bogg and Jeffery become separated. Jeffery meets and helps Thomas Alva Edison with the light bulb. In return, he dismantles the Omni; though he is unable to discovers how it works, he manages to repair it. which leads to the question. Is the main Timeline protected? If one were to go back, Kill Hitler and save the Kennedy brothers. I imagine the timeline would try and compensate. How, we do not know. Shunt the timeline into another branch protecting the main universe, and that goes into Einstein Parallel universe. Thousands of Earths based on the decisions we make. Then we have the future. The future is based on the templates of today. Go one day, wait a couple of weeks; it could be completely different. Thanks for reading. I will try and not be late in futures references.
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“My dear friend, a good magician never reveals his secrets!”
VOYAGERS! “Agents of Satan”
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Summary: Jeffrey and Bogg take a small break and talk about those they have left behind.
My 400th story on AO3! :D
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​So Universal did a thing and re-released the Voyagers! DVD 💿 after 17 years. 🤷🏻‍♀️ The quality is a bit higher with Sort of a new cover. Fans are still waiting for a Blu-ray.
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Jon-Erik Hexum and Meeno Peluce - Voyagers! (1982)
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Disney Villain Bracket
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basically how this works is we have brackets a, b, and c. c is a tricky one, hopefully ill explain right
it’s basically a bracket and a half, and the villains in the half bracket will go across and meet in the middle, and the winner of that goes against the two villains on the bracket above
once we get to the middle two in a and b and have that vote, and once the double elimination in bracket c happens, the three villains will all go head to head… to head. it’ll be the three winners of each bracket in one final poll
am i explaining correctly? oh well, y’all will see what i mean when we get there
im sure a lot of y’all have opinions on how this was put together but keep in mind ive never done this before and i did my best. so
also! voting criteria is you picking your favorite of the villains in each poll. not the movies or shows or whatever they’re from, im talking about the characters themselves
i will be posting the polls on the left side of bracket A first, on Monday, April 17 at 12 PM CST! after that, i will post the left side of bracket B the following day at the same time. then the left side of bracket C the next day. the day after that, i will post the right side of bracket A, then B, then C. you get it
hope y’all have fun with this poll!!!
here’s a breakdown of the brackets below the cut, with the names and fandoms of each villain:
Bracket A:
LOVEMUFFIN (Phineas and Ferb) VS Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc)
Derek (Milo Murphy’s Law) VS The Core/Darcy (Amphibia)
Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible) VS Lady Tremaine (Cinderella)
Magica de Spell (Ducktales) VS Malleus Draconia (Twisted Wonderland)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) VS Prince John (Robin Hood)
Professor Z (Cars 2) VS Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas)
Prince Hans (Frozen) VS Governor Ratcliffe (Pocahontas)
Professor Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective) VS Shan Yu (Mulan)
The Sanderson Sisters (Hocus Pocus) VS The White Witch (Chronicles of Narnia)
Emperor Belos (The Owl House) VS Zira (The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride)
Mother Gothel (Tangled) VS Assistant Mayor Bellwether (Zootopia)
Charles Muntz (Up) VS Constance Hatchaway (The Haunted Mansion - Disney Parks)
Due (PKNA) VS Kalabar (Halloweentown)
The Walt Disney Company VS The Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2)
Tusk (Club Penguin) VS Edgar Balthazar (The Aristocats)
Ursula (The Little Mermaid) VS Morgana (The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea)
Bracket B:
Cruella deVil (101 Dalmatians) VS Man/The Hunter (Bambi)
Turbo “King Candy” (Wreck it Ralph) VS Hopper (A Bug’s Life)
Queen Narissa (Enchanted) VS Clayton (Tarzan)
The Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) VS Lotso Bear (Toy Story 3)
Madame Medusa (The Rescuers) VS Lord Hater (Wander over Yonder)
Maestro Forte (Beauty and the Beast: An Enchanted Christmas) VS The Horned King (The Black Cauldron)
Tamatoa (Moana) VS Second Dimension Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension)
Captain Hook (Peter Pan) VS Captain Hook (Hook)
Scar (The Lion King) VS Chick Hicks (Cars)
The Underminer (Incredibles 2) VS Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
Hades (Hercules) VS Captain Gantu (Lilo and Stitch)
Madam Mim (Sword in the Stone) VS Dr. Facilier (Princess and the Frog)
Villain Recruiters (Disney Parks) VS Tina Harwood (Ice Princess)
Harrison Hightower III (Tower of Terror - Disney Parks) VS Professor Parenthesis (The OWCA Files)
The Sea Witches (Festival of Mystique - Disney Parks) VS Marina Del Ray (The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning)
Janet Smythe (Best Friends Whenever) VS Meredith Blake (The Parent Trap)
Bracket C:
The Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves) VS Scroop (Treasure Planet)
Chernabog (Fantasia) VS Jafar (Aladdin)
Toffee (Star VS the Forces of Evil) VS The Blot (Epic Mickey)
Syndrome (The Incredibles) VS Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)
Phantom Blot (Disney Comics) VS Sa’luk (Aladdin and the King of Thieves)
Trauma (PKNA) VS The Beagle Boys (Disney Comics)
Royal Pain (Sky High) VS Demona (Gargoyles)
Yzma (Emperor’s New Groove) VS Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty) VS Ernesto de la Cruz (Coco)
Commander Rourke (Atlantis: The Lost Empire) VS The Headless Horseman (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad)
Emperor Zurg (Toy Story) VS Miles McDermott (The Even Stevens Movie)
Professor JT Wu (The Nightmare Experiment - Disney Parks) VS Henry Ravenswood (Big Thunder Mountain Railroad - Disney Parks)
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