I have a cold and I’m miserable so I’m rewatching my favorite childhood show, Phineas and Fuckin’ Ferb.
I’m low key live-blogging to my bff so I might as well put some here. I started at season 2 because that’s what google says is the best season and I think it’s right.
- Doofenshmirtz has so much trauma and OWCA agents are therapists. He just sits there and eats wings with Perry and talks about how sad he is that he can’t come up with anything evil, then in the aglets episode Perry gives him the delete button to get rid of the embarrassing video, and when the evil plan doesn’t work he comes right back to Perry and says “I have an ouchie… in here” pointing to his HEART IM GONNA CRY DOOOOOOF
- Perry the Platypus makes that little sound intentionally. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a sound. Like when I hum at people. It has no translatable meaning, just tone.
- Candace is so stubborn. But she does love her brothers. She gets so mad about the aglets thing, but with Nessy Nosie, she looks at her brother’s puppy eyes and immediately agrees to throw away the evidence she wanted. Then she meets the ACTUAL MYTHICAL MONSTER and doesn’t even care, is just stubborn about it.
- “HAHAHA, IT WORKED! Your miracle growth elixir has turned you into GIANT NERDS!”
- I do enjoy the flawless girl thing. Beauty/cosmetic thing with a whole bunch of cosmetics to make insecure teenagers feel the need to buy a whole bunch of products to look “perfect” but it’s very hyperbolized so it’s clearly visible to be bad, and I’m sensing a moral about that as well. Heck yea. As I’m typing, we’re reaching the end of the episode and yea, “you both make money off of people’s natural insecurities!” Good moral.
- “Oh, that’s our sister… our -chuckles- Big sister.” (She drank the growth elixir)
- (she shrinks back while approaching her mom) “I’m back to normal!” “Normal being a… relative term.”
- why are Baljeets parents so… the way they are. I feel so bad for Baljeet. He’s got that Smart Kid Pressure ™ and can’t escape from it. Except in that one episode… but I haven’t gotten there yet.
- “oh my gosh, the square root of soon… is never.”
- “doofenshmirtz 🎶quality 🎵bratwurst”
- “Make this fish put me down!” “It’s a mammal, Candace!”
- “Your hot dog is no match… for my BRATWURST!” (No but the way Perry just keeps a hot dog in his hat that he summoned like a wizard summons a broom) (the way they’re swordfighting and Doof just takes a bite of Perry’s blade)
-Ferb is so autism
- “You know what they say: if you love something, set it free.” “We do that every day with Perry— oh, there you are, Perry!”
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I should make and Undead Unluck incorrect quotes thing. For one, because I love those and I want to do that. But now also because I could annoy you with it and that's very temping. (I probably won't, I already tried twice to do something like that, but the anxiety of not knowing how to do it well got to me.)
So the thing about tumblr is that people curate their own experiences; if you make a blog dedicated to Undead Unluck Incorrect Quotes, I will simply block that blog because I personally don't like seeing tags filled with that style of post. It doesn't reflect on you either way; you get to keep making your posts and I am not obligated to engage with them
If you post an Incorrect Quote here and there when you happen to think of them, then I'll probably read them, chuckle, and move on
The problems I personally have with Incorrect Quote blogs are that they tend to be constant (such as in the One Piece tag where entire pages of the tag are exclusively those blogs and no fanart or discussion which I'm looking for, and no matter how many I block there always seems to be more) or they tend to be, quite appropriately, incorrect, as they completely miss the point of Incorrect Quotes by doing nothing to align the characters' personalities with the quotes in question
Take my Saint Seiya liveblogging; all of it was basically parodying what was actually said in canon, either by exaggerating the literal words or deliberately having them say something out of character. The difference is that these posts were almost exclusive to a liveblogging tag and the jokes were riffing on the source material rather than arbitrarily mashing characters with existing jokes
There's one person in the UU tag who puts tumblr posts with the cast, and those tend to be tailored to the character themselves, like Andy "god won't let me die..." vs. Victor "GOD WON'T LET ME DIE!" The trick is to find quotes that you can see the character actually saying either because of their personality or the context they would be saying it in
Ikki in Saint Seiya wouldn't actually say the whole "weird that it happened twice" bit from Phineas and Ferb, but he did literally have someone erase his memories of meeting them twice, so the joke works contextually rather than personally
As a Metis person who can red river jig & cape breton step dance I have to say I love this episode.
Lassiter is off the cream & sugar!
Dule Hill identifies as a tap dancer before an actor.
Lassiter has a therapist. & only reads books on military strategy.
Gus & Lassie!
This makes me want to jig & step dance more.
Lassiter killed his neighbour's squirrels.
*didn't bring in the sample*
After 4 full years, lassiter didn't know gus was in pharmaceuticals.
I'm so proud that Gus is hired, not Shawn.
Women ruin everything. That's why I started sleeping with men.
Shawn watches phineas & ferb (& is able to take naps)
Shawn doesn't even know what year it is.
Henry knows what happened to the squirrels. Probably bc he would do the same thing.
Finally some Gussiter fuel.
Shawn has seen Juliet's place. Also shawn probably shouldn't do guinea pig tests with all the pineapple he eats. Oh & if he was here with Gus he'd say "Gus actually is a woman, he was just involved in a different trial that made her like this." Maybe he'd say "Gus & I" but idk.
Juliet is not hitting on a girl. There go all my femslash ideas. (I actually don't care, I can do what I want.)
Lassiter survives on an ashtray full of sunflowerseed.
(Shawn hsa no pillow on his lap this time!)
Shawn keeps cookies (& muffins) in his pockets.
Juliet uses coloured pencils to help her graph things.
Shawn went through Juliet's purse, found photos of her dog, & texted "this is you" with the photo to every man in her address book. (I thought Juliet was supposed to be a cat person.)
WOODY!
SS: Woodrow, my good man.
WS: Shawn! Always nice to see you walk through that door.
SS: Well, let's hope you never see me rolled in on a gurney.
WS: Let's. Although I'd be honored to saw through your chest & remove your good-natured heart from its cavity.
SS: Woody, in your professional opinion, how do I die?
WS: Murder. Gangland-style execution. We never find your head.
Woody & his video camera
He does NOT say that he's heard it both ways this time! Does that mean he HAS heard the OTHER stuff both ways? bc no
GUS calls henry part time officer dad...
Gus: You know, I almost took lassiter to the japa dog cart once, but I felt like I was cheating.
Gay.
Woody XD "What would be really awesome is if it happened a third time."
That little "you" b/w shawn & woody
Oh. "Of course you fell for him. He was your partner. He… He shared his problems with you. He confided in you. He trusted you." This is the episode about swapping partners. Gus & Lassiter and Shawn & Juliet.
If Shawn can do weird psychic stuff, then Lassiter can tap shuffle in public.
SHAWN ASKED JULIET ON A DATE TO SEE GUS & LASSITER TAP DANCE TO HIP HOP! THIS IS SO COOL! & lassiter's so bad that he's in the children's group but actually it looks really good to have a tall guy in there wearing a better suit & a slightly tilted hat like gosh he actually looks really good.
I really hope lassiter keeps up the tap.
This was not supposed to be a liveblog I'm sorry. I managed to mostly not liveblog actually.