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ikarakie · 10 months

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tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.

he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.

#they walk out of wherever they were being held with HUGE SMILES #holding hands #and going: hey mr stark/tony!! this is my new best friend.#the kidnappers hand themselves over they’re so done #prompt #spider-man #irondad #spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #peter and harley #harley keener and peter parker #harley keener #harley x peter #parkner #marvel #mcu #peter x harley #tony and harley

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Tony: I have no idea where my stuff keeps going! I just put some tools and wires and shit right here and now it's gone!

*2 hours later*

Harley: Me and Peter have invented a new game!

Peter: It's called "Web Tonys Shit On The Ceiling Until He Notices"

Harley: I pass Peter the shit and he webs it to the ceiling

Peter: It's been a month and he still hasn't noticed yet!

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funnyincorrectmcu · 1 year

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Harley: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Peter: But are you shuffling? Harley: Everyday. Tony: What language are you two speaking??

#tony stark #peter parker #harley keener #tony and peter #peter and harley #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #lol #i could so see this happening #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 8 months

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Tony Stark: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Peter Parker: You left me and Harley in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Tony Stark: I did that on purpose, try again.

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teabag-of-mischief · 1 year

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Harley: I went to Europe and tried to buy some snacks, but they refused to tell me the price, they just kept repeating how old the peanuts were. Also, why would I want to buy two year old peanuts?

Peter: Two euros, Harley. They were two euros.

#peter parker #harley keener #peter parker incorrect quotes #harley keener incorrect quotes #peter and harley #marvel incorrect quotes

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thatsnotmygunflash · 2 years

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"Boss is dealing with an unexpected surprise right now and has cancelled everything for the rest of the day." Friday informed the intern, Peter's eyebrows jumping up at the news.

"Oh, what kind of surprise?"

"The Harley kind."

"Oh sick," Peter muttered to himself as he stepped off the elevator and strolled into the workshop looking around excitedly for the newest piece of machinery Tony had come to possess.

"Mr. Stark, you here? Friday said something about a Harley! Can I please-please ride it? Oh please Mr. Stark, I swear I'll be super careful, just one ride please? I know what you're thinking but Bucky's been teaching me how to ride on his so I know what to do it won't be like homecoming-please Mr. Stark. I've always wanted one and Bucky said I have to get a feel for which one is right for me before he'll agree to get me one for my birthday so I think testing out a few different models-"

"It's not that kinda Harley, kid." Tony snorted in amusement as Peter stopped dead in his tracks.

His attention finally focused on the out of place, devilishly handsome, ridiculously tall blonde teenager lounging against Tony's work table looking far too amused with Peter's excited rambling.

Oh God.

Oh no.

Not a motorcycle.

Definitely not a motorcycle.

Parker luck strikes again.

Or the five times Peter Parker makes a fool of himself in front of Harley Keener and the one time Spiderman does.

#harley keener #peter parker #marvel #ao3feed #tony stark #bucky barnes #fanfic #5+1 fic #peter and harley #getting together #superhero Harley

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arkhammaid · 2 months

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— ˚₊‧⁺˖THE LIGHTNING ON TRACK | THE GRID'S REACTION

fandom. formula one & mcu

about. the grid reacts to the news!

content warnings. some drivers are acting like assholes, some cursewords, 23!grid

notes. have another reaction chapter hehe

daniel ricciardo Guys

Guys wake up

IT'S IMPORTANT

lando norris ???

daniel it's 5am, why are you spamming rn

carlos sainz It's summer break, why can't you all shut up for once

daniel ricciardo Did no one see the news? Stark is coming to F1

carlos sainz To a race?

daniel ricciardo No you shithead, he's making a team

charles leclerc !!!!

lando norris at this point you'll never win monaco (because once stark joins, there no longer will BE monaco) charles leclerc Fuck you, nowins

daniel ricciardo This is serious... Tony fucking Stark wants to create an F1 team for the next season. @/max verstappen your winning streak will be over

charles leclerc Next season??? I thought for 26?

lewis hamilton Of course he would do that

charles leclerc Lewis, explain?? daniel ricciardo Yeah Lewis, please explain?

lewis hamilton Did any of you ever meet Tony? He will probably see the next season as test for the 2026 season. To train his mechanics and engineers and go all out. I bet many are saying it's a waste of money

carlos sainz It is a waste of money.

daniel ricciardo Yeah, they do. Reactions vary but 'experts' are saying that Tony is just wasting his time and should properly prepare for 26

lewis hamilton Knowing him, he already has a fully built car for 2026 and it's a beast.

fernando alonso Only the best for his daughter!

charles leclerc What. lando norris wdym his daughter??

george russell Why are you all awake at this bloody hour?

kevin magnussen Read the room. Everyone is in schock.

sergio perez Stupid. She will fail like every woman in motorsport with a rich father. Too dramatic.

lando norris i'm still confused???

oscar piastri Tony Stark has three children. Harley Keener-Stark, Y/n L/n-Stark, Peter Parker-Stark. Y/n is his only biological child and currently racing in Formula 3. She won Formula 4 last year.

charles leclerc I thought he only had sons?? When did Y/n appear? oscar piastri She 'appeared' the first time in January this year as Tony's daughter, no one knew before. lando norris how did you know? oscar piastri Google exists.

carlos sainz So daddy's money... great.

max verstappen I swear to god I will leave this chat the next time you all decide to fucking gossip at 6am like old women

daniel ricciardo It's important news!

max verstappen No it's not. Stark will be in F1 for a few years maximum and then leave again. It will pass

daniel ricciardo @/lewis hamilton you here? Don't you have anything else to add??

Fine, I'll guess I just ask the rest of the grid, you fucking bore.

daniel ricciardo @/everyone wakey wakey, it's time to wake up and talk!

mick schumacher Daniel? What's up?

george russell Ignore him. He has been annoying us because Tony Stark is coming to F1 and no one really cares. charles leclerc Lies and slander! I care!! lando norris yeah! me as well, idk what you're yapping abt

carlos sainz It's bullshit.

arthur leclerc Why do I have a bad feeling about Monaco...

ollie bearman THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING bianca bustamante It will be something for sure

lance stroll Well, I'm just happy to see another friendly face at the paddock :)

carlos sainz Of course you know Stark.

lance stroll You're just jealous esteban ocon As am I??? I'm your best friend AND MY BEST FRIEND HAS THE POTENTIAL OF KNOWING SPIDER-MAN???? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME???????

daniel ricciardo I want everyone who knows anything related to Stark to immediately share with us because Lewis is ignoring me and I need to know. The only info we have right now, is that Stark will make a F1 team and that's it. I refuse to believe that's it. So, @/mick schumacher @/lance stroll spill the beans.

mick schumacher He didn't say anything last time I saw him, so I can't help you much.

lance stroll I know nothing, ask my dad.

daniel ricciardo I don't believe you.

pato o'ward If they say they don't know anything, then they don't? I don't know what's the problem, just wait for the next press release

max verstappen Do you even know Daniel. He's unable to wait for gossip. And he classifies this as gossip

daniel ricciardo Gee, thanks, feeling the love here

nico hülkenberg I wake up to 100+ notifications, why are you all like this?

kevin magnussen They're all idiots.

kevin magnussen @/tony stark could you please speed up with the press release? Daniel is setting all grid chats on fire and it's not funny anymore.

y/n stark ha, weak ass bitch kevin magnussen Watch your mouth missy

tony stark Should I tag Seb in a Tweet to announce it?

peter stark do it y/n stark do it harley stark do it

pepper potts-stark Don't do it. We will proceed with the plan. No matter how annoying the people in your private life are.

kevin magnussen Yes, ma'am, sorry for asking.

sebastian vettel I deserve more than a Tweet at 10am.

y/n stark speak your truth king peter stark sorry for suggesting otherwise (@/yn stark stop being such an attention seeker, we all know seb loves charles the most) y/n stark but charles is not here rn is he?

daniel ricciardo @/kevin magnussen EXPLAIN YOURSELF?!

carlos sainz What is going on now...

charles leclerc KMAG FOR STARK???? I didn't put this on my bingo card, now I lost 100 bucks. Fuck you Kevin

arthur leclerc Pay up bitch

oscar piastri Well done, man

nico hülkenberg And so he leaves he burning, ever sinking ship... the true hero- sorry, I meant coward

daniel ricciardo @/kevin magnussen I KNOW YOU'RE ONLINE YOU COWARD, COME HERE

I just want to talk to you

kevin magnussen No.

*kevin magnussen has left the chat*

fernando alonso There is your answer

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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months

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no, but you see, I don’t care that the way I wrote the ship isn’t technically canon. I don’t care that I changed the dynamic slightly to make it funnier. I don’t care that character a is supposed to be protecting character b and not the other way around. I don’t care that I gave them more fluff than their story probably needed, because dammit, they deserved the happy ending. I don’t care that their relationship is borderline codependent in all the best ways. I will write it that way, because I know that there’s an audience that wants to see the same things I do, and I will continue to write it this incorrect way, so help me god, and there’s nothing. you. can. do. to. stop. me.

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filministic · 6 months

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The Suicide Squad (2021) dir. James Gunn

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dana-is-snax · 3 months

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ST*RKERS DNI

#yeah i keep on breaking my heart w shit like this #tony stark #howard stark #harley keener #peter parker #morgan stark #mcu #iron dad and spider son #original quote

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fotibrit · 9 months

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peter texts tony asking if a friend can come over after school, and tony agreeing, thinking nothing if it.

Peter: “Hi Mister Stark! Meet my friend, his names Harley. He’s my new lab partner.”

Tony:

Harley:

Tony:

Peter:

Harley:

Tony: Hey Pete, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this story.

#tony stark #iron man #irondad and spiderson #irondad fic ideas #peter parker #spider man #spiderson #irondad #marvel mcu #avengers #peter parker and tony stark #Harley keener #iron man 3

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ikarakie · 10 months

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tony calls both peter and harley ‘kid’ and happy only ever knows who he’s talking about because for harley he’ll say ‘the kid’ and for peter he’ll say ‘my kid.’ him and pepper have a bet on who out of the three will realise first

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Harley: Hey, Tony, there's a small get together after school this Friday

Tony: Oh yeah, how small?

Peter: Just you, us and the principle

Tony: ...

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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Pepper: What are you doing? That’s one of Tony’s attack drones! It’ll destroy everything in this park! Harley: …oh. Harley, to Peter: Did you know that? Peter: No I did not. Harley: Yeah we didn’t know that. Peter: It’s okay! We’ll just use the controller to land it. Harley, where’s the controller? Harley: I don’t have it. I thought you had it. Peter: I don’t have it. Harley: Yeah we don’t have it.

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minimarvelh · 1 month

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Harley: I’m going to sleep.

Peter: but it’s only 11 pm??

Harley: sorry I’m not falling asleep at the morning because I was reading 200.000 worded gay fics at night.

Peter:

Peter: okay you got me here. Have a good night.

#irondad and spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #actually autistic #irondad #ao3 fanfic #spiderman #irondad spiderson #spiderson headcanon #ao3 #fandom #special interest #marvel #harley keener

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incorrect-assvengers · 6 months

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Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane

Harley: He'd be right

Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur

#incorrect marvel #parkner #peter parker #harley keener #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #spider man

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