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local-gay-emo · 10 months

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Pete Davidson appreciation post because he's so underrated and he's just amazing.

#peter davidson #pete davidson #simping

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hopeful0romantic · 8 months

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Why are so many of the characters I simp for robots

Do I have a secret thing for robots

Okay but they also gotta be funny, if they ain’t funny I don’t get that “oh no” thought when I realize I’m gonna be looking up fluffy X Reader fanfiction of them later

That’s not the point here, the point here is why so many robots

#I know Sun and Moon aren’t necessarily joke-funny in game #I think it was the fandom that drew me to them #Cuz honestly fandom sun and moon are hilarious #Sun and Moon also feel really comfortable and safe spaces make me feel nice #gonna call myself out here I’m simpin for Mirage in the new Transformers movie #I dunno how to feel that I’m simping for a man voiced by Pete Davidson #but FUCK Mirage is funny as fuck and it’s attractive

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luriddaze · 3 months

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OPEN: f/nb femmes (21+)

MUSE: giovanni ricci, 26-30, he/him, heterosexual, cook at family resturaunt 'ricci's'. pete davidson fc.

"so, uh... was last night just kind of a one time thing? i like to get that out of the way before i'm that weird simp that sends you sweet memes. like, would you want to do this again, or should i just start getting my shit together now?"

#giovanni ricci / threads.#open starter #open indie #open indie rp #open rp #indie smut rp

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nvrsaidiwasinurcloset · 2 months

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This is so random, but what other celebrities/characters from other things are you guys into aside from Jack Champion and Ethan Landry? Haha my typical type consists of mainly tall guys, like I love Pete Davidson(once dated a guy that had his vibes and his height…good lord😅), and JESUS I’m so attracted to Yungblud’s hot little androgynous self. Jason Sudeikis is my DILF crush. But then for actual characters, I LOVE Eddie Munson from Stranger Things, and I simp over Stu Macher, and Stevo(Matthew Lillard’s character from SLC Punk).

Just curious…because my taste in men is all over the place and I was wondering if anyone else’s was just as weird lmao

#high thots with Angel #might yeet my uterus if it doesn’t stop trying to kill me #got a request for bimbo!reader and now I can’t stop listening to Scene Queen

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theragethatisdesire · 7 months

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ok so connie would 10000% be that super funny hot guy that everyone simps over on the clock app. i just know this version of connie would also have patchwork tattoos and a septum piercing. i’m already simping over this ok g2g thanks bye ❣️

i don't even go for thirst traps but connie's just so funny and endearing and would def start with thirst traps (and not stop either) but start revealing more about himself and everyone would just love him more??? sort of like the vinnie hacker pipeline where he initially was just a Hot Guy but now does interviews and funny tik toks about himself/his interests as well and we (me) eat them up!!!

also the septum and patchwork tats i'm SWEATING. connie also gives me a very carefree energy if it came to his tats. i remember one pete davidson interview where he talks about getting a direwolf tattoo "because they're sick" years before he watched Game of Thrones LOL like that's connie to me

#u guys are gonna make me a connie girl #which would be preferable bc the connie girls are so fucking cool #connie #rage.rambles #sleazymac-n-cheesy

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peppermintbuttlemon · 3 months

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https://www.tumblr.com/peppermintbuttlemon/741432386679668736/httpswwwtumblrcompeppermintbuttlemon74143080

This is a loaded Q, lol. In terms of conventional levels of attraction, my faves are Paul M, JCB, Florence P, Megan Thee Stallion, Jensen A, and Joe K, to name a few.

As far as the fugly mid level simping: it's Pete Davidson, Barry Keogan, Billy Boy, Micheal Cera and…..Joe Q. Also, young Adam Sandler is 🔥(like specifically in Airheads). And I have a fat crush on Ebon.

SO MANY 😳

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mrtumb141 · 11 months

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1. The only feet I will ever worship is yours

2. You will always be cute to me

3. I’m not all yours but you see what happens when I do

4. Pete Davidson is a simp

5. I love you

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saanvi0 · 1 year

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unpopular opinion but all the pretty ladies that we simp on like rihanna,jennifer aniston,britney spears,pete davidson,jenna ortega are not even that preetyy as we made them they literally look the most basic ppl i look at

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local-gay-emo · 11 months

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Pete and col>>>>> Honestly one of best duos ever. I love them sm

#simping #mgk #pete davidson #colson baker #peter davidson

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pagingcs · 1 year

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New Headcanon from the Thanksgiving Pilgrimage

Sexual Preferences of every Batman Character

Batman - Straight Aro

Joker - too much of a narcissist to know, probably ace but still has sex for the power

Harley Quinn - Bi on a technicality, mostly a lesbian

Riddler - Pan

Catwoman - Confident Bisexual

Old Clayface - Straight but in a Marlon Brando way

New Clayface - Capital G Gay

Mr Freeze - Demi and won't shut up about it

Alfred - Straight Ally

Scarecrow - Comp Het Incel

Killer Croc - Has croc sex. Whether with croc or woman, still furry shit.

Penguin - Open and Loud kinkster. Probably working through trauma

Batgirl - Straight and in her dating older men phase, unless we’re talking about-

Barbara Gordon - cause she's a lesbian

James Gordon - Bicurious, never done anything

Two Face - Straight

Lucius Fox - Straight

Vicki Vale - Straight and makes TikToks about it

Carmine Falcone - Gay (Mafia wouldn't stand for it and shot him)

Other Falcones - "Straight, Boss"

Robin - Teen Boy, straight, probably gets more girls than expected because he's an awkward emo, but very real danger of becoming a libertarian shitlord / Nightwing

Hugo Strange - Gay

Mad Hatter - Gay

Old Poison Ivy - Comp Het

New Poison Ivy - Awkward Bisexual unless she's ace. (Honestly new Poison Ivy needs some character pruning)

All the Al Ghuls - "Their cult probably does some tantra shit, right?" Everyone's pan.

Bane - Straight, but we could not agree if he went for muscle mommies or divorced SAHMs. We agree that he's turned on by work ethic/ interests, but team A thinks he wants an equal and Team B thinks he wants a complement. Probably done too much juice to actually have sex

Man-Bat - Gay

Bonus DC Characters:

Superman - Straight and a simp, he and Lois do a paraffin and watch old episodes of Grey's.

Lois - straight, but did some lesbian stuff in college

King Shark - the best DC character - straight and almost all his exes have nice things to say. The Pete Davidson of the sea.

Martian Manhunter - Pan

Aquaman - straight and horny. Like Bane, but definitely wants an equal. Marine biologists only, babes.

Green Lantern - Blake Lively

Flash - straight and the kind of dude where girls leave hair ties in weird places as a warning

#batman

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harryfeatgaga · 2 years

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https://harryfeatgaga.tumblr.com/post/692162288781754368/personally-i-dont-get-how-celebrities-could-do

I feel like that was bc he didn't want to tell Howard's nosy ass anything, not cuz he doesn't want to look like a simp if they break up 😂 I feel like I wouldn't mind if it was me like even with the Pete Davidson thing with him having Kim tattooed like yes it's embarrassing but also you look back on that and remember the good moments and how in love you felt at that time and idk it's kinda nice 😔 like I have this book of poems I wrote for my first ever boyfriend and even though that heartbreak was rough I love looking back on it and remembering those feelings 😔

THATS TRUE TOO

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pottdplant · 3 years

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ok, that ep was not v good and also muskrat go to hell sooner rather than later please :)

thank you to ego for not making it a complete disaster w her update segment and thank you cecily for being in some sketches to make up for not being in the last show

also thank you to the other livebloggers who made me want to throw my phone at my tv a little bit less while watching the episode <3

ok that is all from me, good night

#when the snl tag is filled w people simping for pete davidson y’all are the people i can fall back on #snl #snl liveblog

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idk3ither · 4 years

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DON’T SIMP