#pest speaks

[ask-the-riders]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAT MAN

Anyways I hope you have a good day dndnd

[Pestilence laughs, offering you a playful salute]

will do, bud! thanks for the birthday wishes!

#spooky-skeleton-time #asks #pest speaks

[l48yr1nth]

Uhm,, maybe some..spud x pest..?

[ I'M SO EMBARRASSED HELP ]

pest regales spud with tales of incredibly stupid situations he's gotten into one way or another. or parhaps he's talking about a funny conversation he overheard from the beetles in the subway. or some other thing spud would find funny IDK!!!

[<3's don't help! if you like something, reblog it!]

#also DONT BE EMBARASSED!?!?!?! this is what i do brother you speak a blorbos name and i put them on digital canvas for you #also i love spud and pest so this is beneficial to my brain #labyanswering #labyart #my art #regretevator #regretevator roblox #roblox regretevator #regretevator fanart #regretevator art #roblox #roblox art #roblox fanart #fanart #spud regretevator #regretevator spud #spud #spud! #pest regretevator #regretevator pest

[caligatinsole]

I imagine P talks in a lower voice whenever Peste is close by, especially if she's sitting on his shoulder. Peste likely showed signs of discomfort whenever P or Gemini would speak aloud.

From what I know, animals weren't a big science subject until recently so it would make sense if one of the boys linked their voice to be troublesome for the noctule's ear.

#while I already knew bats were sensitive to loud noises #I'm unsure whether they are bothered by our voice #bat rescuers seem to speak softer when they handle those animals so I guess they might be sensitive to it #however I don't know if they show evident signs of distress #I couldn't find any articles talking about the matter #sorry for this 🤓☝️ moment #i am a nerd indeed #peste #lies of p #lore drop

[wizardsix]

the gale discourse only gets worse when you realize a large amount of people only hate him bc his romance is bugged to happen even if you didn't initiate anything. people are mad about something that's literally not supposed to happen.

#ive done a playthrough of just being his friend just ignore the bugs and turn him down its not that difficult guys #his romance is also the one that progresses the slowest and yet people are actually out here calling him a sex pest. actually fucking stupi #oh right and i remember seeing people get mad that they have to give him like a million good artifacts. you only feed him like 3 times bro #absolutely nothing to complain about esp when you can buy throwaway ones #hate it here #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #six speaks

[isablooo]

I realised they made chef zeff and sanji british instead of french in the one piece live action because gordon ramsey. And for the record I do in fact love the performances, gordon ramsey coded chef zeff is everything

#sanjis actor is brill #and i like that he speaks in MLE rather than stereotypical posh british accent ✌️ #like he actually sounds like ppl i know!!!! #also thank god they just made him a charming and silly flirt rather than an actual pest to women like in the manga #manga sanji gets tf on my nerves.. live action sanji is way more likable #opla #one piece live action #sanji vinsmoke #chef zeff #text post #one piece

[merakiui]

do you still have any thoughts about shouki no kami railing you? I'm. Absolutely rotting over here

Yes!!! I am always thinking of him. orz allow me to write some scattered thoughts for our beloved shouki no kami.

✧ imagine if the sages were more well-prepared when they were constructing scaramouche. you're the test dummy dottore has manufactured to test shouki no kami's full fighting prowess. since you've been made to be durable, scaramouche is free to throw you around rather roughly in order to get used to operating the giant robot. at some point, he realizes you're not just a silent doll and that you actually do indeed have a consciousness of your own and can speak freely.

✧ something something au in which you're the dendro archon and shouki no kami defeats the traveler and is going to get rid of you because he sees no reason to keep a useless god such as yourself around, but then he realizes you know what it's like to be alone and trapped; and so maybe it won't be so terrible if you spend eternity locked away in a new cage to keep him company while he rules as the better god. :)

✧ shouki no kami fatally wounds you when he fights you. he had told you to either join him in the new era he shall build or perish fighting. he expected your resistance and disobedience, but he doesn't realize just how much you must hate him to want to defeat him. unfortunately, he's too strong and he realizes that he's hurt you after the dust has settled. he decides to build you anew. after all, being with dottore for so long has taught him a thing or two. and when you wake, you'll be a blank slate, ready to be molded to his liking. he'll sweep this egregious error of his under the rug. out of sight, out of mind. and even though he has you alive and in his arms again, there's always something missing...

✧ you are shouki no kami's handmaiden and he is so in love with you, but he has no idea how to go about it so he's always awkwardly trying to talk to you more. he even opens the robot only for you so that you can see the real him, but most times he stays locked within because he doesn't want you to see him when he becomes flustered. just imagine this really huge, towering robot turning so soft the minute he thinks of you, but then you actually stand before him and he defaults to insults and harsh tones because it's his defense mechanism. they just don't teach gods how to love when you become one! how is he supposed to know anything about romance?! >:(

✧ as for railing thoughts, i'm thinking about the time loops and just imagining shouki no kami using those to get your body more acclimated to his touch so that by the time you realize you're in a loop you'll be ready to truly reciprocate. and if he does anything wrong, he can just start again. and again. and again. and again. so many times that the lines between obsession and love blur and you're swept up in his infatuation.

#genshin chit chat #yandere scaramouche #i walk into his weekly boss fight prepared and i leave swooning #aaaaaaa he is so fine!!!! #i am not shouki no kami's discord kitten #i am his insignificant pest <3 hehe #(speaking of discord kitten.... incel discord mod scaramouche :) hhmmm thinking thoughts)

[redladydeath]

In RAM does Vox retain his hypnotic abilities? When he appears on people's screens does he ever accidently hypnotize them but instead of following his commands they get unfiltered insight into the madness of his head. Everyone in his thrall ends up doing some different random task that changes every 5 minutes and gets a massive headache when it's over.

Ooo, that's a cool idea! I was thinking that he'd no longer have access to his hypnosis– it was a skill he had to work hard at perfecting and it requires a certain presence of mind that he just doesn't have anymore– but this is neat! It feels like something very typical of Hell: Sometimes there's just a surprise television demon who'll highjack your favorite show, accidentally mind control you into performing random, mundane tasks, and then leave you with a splitting migraine– that's life in Pentagram City, baby!

#vox; the cryptid pest of the pride ring #redlady speaks #randomly accessed memories (ram)

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: The Sharkworms are becoming quite the pest, aren't they? We should probably thin their numbers out. Hmm... should we have a Sharkworm Fishing N' Hunting Competition?

#httyd #httyd books #incorrect thuggory quotes #incorrect quotes #thuggory the meathead #thuggory #book 3 #how to speak dragonese #sharkworms #dragons #sharkworms really are a pest #I don't know why the Vikings don't do something about them #sharkworms are a dangerous hazard to leave alone #competition #httyd books fandom #how to train your dragon #httyd book characters #httyd books references

[risingsunresistance]

"if this update makes it to the main server i'm quitting" (<- guy who has played this game daily for four years)

#shut up we all know you wont leave #''this update sucks they need to add a way to make pests less common'' *does that* ''i change my mind i dont like it anyways'' #how did you people not get bored of the garden. *i* finally have a reason to wanna go back there #saw one person in particular say no one liked the rift vacuuming I DID I LOVE IT SHUT UP YOU DO NOT SPEAK FOR ME #the amount of silverfish i've vacuumed would make you sick #i can see the complaints but i think ''just get rid of the update'' is a really dumb way to go about this #if they get rid of EVERY piece of content they make because you personally dont enjoy it then we are gonna have a very stale game #i think ppl are being too aggressive with it. you can offer constructive criticism instead of telling them to scrap all that development ti #chat #sb

[eoieopda]

as i was walking into my office this morning, i encountered a possum that was just vibing in sunshine in the parking lot. i don’t know why, but this feels like a good omen??

i’ve received the possum blessing 🥲

#forbidden cats are my favorite don’t @ me #i love a ~pest~ #jade speaks #jade at law

[ghostbox-nostalgia]

Alright I gotta know

I'm writing out some info for my au, and I'm trying to assign jobs to Aym and Baal and I had the idea that since I wanted narinder to be primarily a farmer and I wanted the boys to stick fairly close to him, I could make them livestock guardians (I've chosen to ignore how livestock guardians are typically dogs)

The problem I've encountered, however, is the implication of livestock being present in a world full of animal people. Is it animal slavery? How does make sure that the carnivorous types are fed without implying something questionable?

I've been trying to figure it out for like an hour and I don't think I'm any closer to the answer than I was when I started

#cult of the lamb #cotl aym #cotl baal #i was also thinking they could be “pest control” so to speak #dealing with dissenters and whatnot #idk #I'll take suggestions if anyone has any

[ask-the-riders]

Happy birthday Pest! *Hands him a cupcake with a icing mouse on top*

[Taking the cupcake and seeing the icing mouse, Pestilence offers you a very clearly amused grin]

thanks, Keiko! I appreciate it a bunch

#isnt-that-something #asks #pest speaks

[skynobi]

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#guys i have functioning apt mgmt now. maintenance is fixing thing in my apartment as we speak. they have preventative pest control. #life is so wonderful #they sent an actual electrician #u dont know what a change this is 😭🥹🥹

[toxic-mothers-tourney]

omg catherine's mom from the great is ALSO a good entry that nobody else will recognize. she constantly belittles her daughter's achievements (like overthrowing her husband and becoming empress of russia), insults her intelligence by acting like she's a silly child when catherine is a brilliant woman (if naive), and criticizes her for not conforming to the gendered expectations of the day. she also seduced her son-in-law at a very delicate stage in her daughter's marriage and really fucked up their relationship for a while. like catherine almost killed her husband for it

#not to ignore her husband's part in it because he did fuck his wife's mom #but she REALLY wouldn't leave him alone she was such a pest #alas. the only honorable mention will be mine #mod speaks

[poppy-metal]

why do i have sm to say today. zips my lips.

#poppy speaks #finkin abt steve :/ #me being annoying. a pest. a fly.

[cyberneticdryad]

reminder for everyone who rents: always clean the apartment when you move in and inspect your vacuum canister if you have concerns about bugs.

#dryad speaks #a flea jumped on me when i was resting on the carpet between sessions of moving boxes in today🙃 #so i panicked and vacuumed each room and found more #pest control will be out on monday to address it and all of the boxes i moved in are at least on the hard floors away from the walls #i am so grateful that we weren't in a rush to move in despite our excitement #i would have been so distraught if we had to flea treat everything after moving in