My Elder Scrolls 6 predictions
Whole questline and DLC focused on Ithelia, instead of the preestablished and underutilized daedric princes
Really really annoying skyrim and general bethesda references
Dwemer are gonna come back through a time portal or something
More toned down look for the elves to make them more hot
Hour long railroaded intro
Saying that the Hero of Kvatch was a war criminal
Dunmer with blonde hair and blue eyes to show that azura's curse is weakening. Bethesda insists it wasn't intentionally racist.
New character: Whettius Vagina, the imperial anti hero thieves guild leader whos made to be gamerbait
Khajiits and Argonians will get a new slur to be called
Complete retcon of Morrowind and Daggerfall
Dick size slider
Todd will have a meltdown shortly after release because fans do not like it
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Modern fallout is crazy because the series as a whole is about the faults of government, mainly american, and consumerism and being unethical for the sake of financial gain and then like elon musk is a fan and they used ai for promos for the tv show made by amazon. I'm starting to think these guys have never actually listened to the games dialogue or notes or anything and just ran around in fo4 shooting things.
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its so hard being a fan of americana when youre a greasy cheeseburger 80s roadtrip movie crappy bbq joint rockabilly kinda americana fan and not a lana del ray coquette one.
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the day bg3 has fat realistic bodies, modded or official, is the day i die happy
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Can they like. Really just get rid of Todd Howard. Like release after release under him has been shitty. Like how is he still there.
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if i dont fall asleep/get offline in like an hour or two im going to have to draw bob spooky month funeral. hes been dead for a year but it was yesterday in my heart...
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Whenever i get my hair dyed i look like this for an hour
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I need a boyfriend so bad im gonna cry. I turn 18 in a year and ive never had any partners. My 14 year old brothers already had one. I want. So bad.
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argies actually from argentina pls help out an american argie. whats the deal with clubs here, specifically goth clubs and shit like that. like im 17 so idk if i could get in or not.
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That spongebob ms paint comic where theyre gonna get him but hes playing guitar has been stuck in my head all day
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Im gonna bone that fat guy NOW
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Everyday i feel like its the worst day of my life, but then the sun rises the next day and proves me wrong and that it can get worse.
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Bitches be like "i love flawed characters who struggle with obsession!! They need help!!!" But soon as i have a clear problem im a disgusting freak who should die lol
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Parents are great because you'll be struggling for over a month and tell them everyday how much you're struggling and they wont give a shit but soon as they have one bad day i have to give them my full attention and stop everything im doing to make them feel better
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