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excitementshewrote · 3 months

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#the simpsons #gif #homer simpson #perfect in every way

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asleepymonster · 3 months

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Let me introduce you to one of my favorite insects, the humble drain fly.

Also known as the moth fly, we are specifically taking about Clogmia albipunctata. These adorable little cuties are true flies and their natural habitats are swampy wet areas.

"But Alex," you scream, frothing at the mouth, eyes bulging, "Why are they called drain flies?"

While the adults eat nectar or just water, the larvae are aquatic and eat decaying matter. Drain flies have discovered that our sewage system is a neverending supply of disgusting organic stuff just decaying away. Yummy! As such, they can often be found in drains. Maybe you've had drain flies? Rejoice, for you have been blessed.

The best thing about these guys?

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They fly like drunk idiots.

They are special little guys, perfect in every way.

#insect #insects #fly #flies #drain fly #moth fly #Clogmia albipunctata #bug #bugs #bugs that i love #so soft #so precious #helps clean our sewer systems #perfect in every way #Youtube

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fandomfloozy · 4 months

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Heard someone say "Nanami is for the girlies with resolved daddy issues" and it opened my third eye

#like yes girl #you're right and you should say it #how could i not have seen it #completely read me to filth #no notes #perfect in every way #jjk nanami #jjk #nanami kento #kento nanami #jujutsu kaisen

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monkiebois · 1 year

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Would mk ever do the pregnancy text prank on redson and/or his family?

he would pull it on redson but Mei was the one to coordinate it

Mei thinks its going to be the funniest shit ever

Mk wants to see how red will react. its not that he doesnt trust redson. he trusts red alot. he knows exactly how red will react and Mk wants to see it play out.

I think we all know Red would panic, innitially. no doubt about it. he's freaking out. then he's stare at his hands with the most zoned out look ever.

"...Red?"

"a little us.."

"huh?"

"little..."

Next this Mk knows' he's being carried by Redson into thier bedroom and red starts ranting. Mk cant do any fighting NO FIGHTING WHATSOEVER if so be it Red will kick anyones ass for him. NO TRAINING, NO EXTREME THINGS THAT COULD PUT MK OR THE BABY IN DANGER. none of that crap. Redson starts planning ways to make Mk more comfortable. He says he needs to reaserch things to make sure the baby is born healthy and strong and that "fateful" day is as painless for Mk as possible. also they need baby stuff they need to be ready and prepared ahead of time and blah blah blah.

Meanwhile Mk is fawning over red because this is adorable and who wouldnt fall in love all over again watching thier partner put so much care thought and effort into this.

"have you thought about this before?"

". .. ."

"Firecracker?~"

"and what if i have?"

"its cute~"

Redson thinks that doing all of this is the bare minimum for his partner. only the best of the best is worthy for him, his partner and the new....the..thenew....the ba...baby............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Mk has to stop it though, bc its fake. He tells Redson that it was fake and a part of Red is relieved but MK's heart drops the way his exited hair extinguishes and his face drops.

he apologises and says Mei wasthe one who planned it (red is goign to burn her alive) but Mk also says just how much he appreciates and loves Red's determination to make that experience perfect.

"i think i fell in love all over again" holds reds face in his hands and pulls him close

"h-huh...d..d.did you now...?" <<<<<<<<flustered af

Then afterwards Mei has a fie demon on her hands and Mk gets a copy of the recording. maybe one day in the future they can watch this with thier future family and laugh.

"BITCH, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE-"

"MK GET YOUR GODDAMN FIRE DEMON UNDER CONTROL"

"<33333333 hm? what?"

#CAN YOU KNOW SEE WHY IM JUST SO IN LOVE WITH REDSON #PERFECT IN EVERY WAY #NODSNODS #I LOVE HIMSO MUCH MAN #redson #mk #qi xiaotian #mei #xiaojiao #monkie kid #spicynoodles #lmk spicynoodles #spicynoodleshipping #ask #anon ask

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d1sheclectic · 2 months

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me thinking about purly