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#percy jackson and the olympians incorrect quotes
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percy: wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for apollo?
annabeth: ICARUS?
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raphael-angele · 14 hours
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Paper Cut
Nico: OW!
Will: What happened?
Nico: Paper cut
Will: Aw, here *kisses his finger and it heals*
Nico: Why'd you do that?
Will: Well, kissing booboos can help make it feel better
Nico:
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Nico: Valdez. I need you to punch me in the mouth
Leo:
Nico:
Leo: Finally!
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simpingforpjo · 2 days
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Percy: Hey can I go ride my skateboard outside?
Jason: Whatever, I’m not your mother.
*Percy runs off*
Jason: NOT IN THE STREET!!
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grandpakronos · 3 days
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chiron: percy, welcome back! a prophecy has--
percy: no.
chiron: but the world--
percy: no thanks.
chiron: the gods--
percy: can kiss my ass.
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echo-stimmingrose · 2 days
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Jason: You promise?
Nico: Yes. I swear on my mother's life.
Jason: ... Uh.. Nico, your mother's dead.
Nico: Yeah well, at least my mom wanted me.
Jason: ...
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Pjo characters saying things I have heard my friends say before:
Jason: jumping off a bridge is a once in a lifetime experience
Nico: Just let me listen to my whore music in Peace :(((
Will *yelling at literally nothing*: eat shit you decomposing Mozart carcass!
Reyna (we know it’s your secret hobby): watching people rage is my FaVoUrItE pastime :)
Percy: bruh weetabix had Rizzzzzz
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Percy Jackson: pitches an idea Grover Underwood (impressed): Huh, there might be something here! Annabeth Chase (under her breath): Yeah, a lawsuit.
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fxiryeon · 1 day
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Clarisse: Hey you wanna play 21 questions ??
Y/N: Sure !!
Y/N: What’s your favourite colour ?
Clarisse: Triangle. Are you into women ?
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moonystoast43 · 2 days
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*Annabeth and percy eating at their favourite fancy restaurant*
Annabeth: *Finishing her last piece of steak* I loved this steak. What do you want for dessert?
Percy: Oh, you do not have to chose. I got us covered.
Annabeth: Perseus Jackson, what are you planning on?
Percy: Nothing! *blushes*
*A whole gang of waiters comes walking to their table, with all the blue desserts that you can think of*
Percy: *stands up*
Annabeth: Percy. What. Are. You. Doing?
Percy: Dear annabeth, I have loved you ever since I have known you, will you marry me?
Annabeth: *Cries from happines* Yes honey, of course.
Percy: Alright. That's settled then. Now gimme da blue cupcake!
Annabeth: *Laughs so hard she fell to the ground*
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murasaki-cha · 3 months
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Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything
Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet
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amphibiousflorence · 1 month
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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percabethownsmybutt · 19 hours
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percy: i wanna sleep for 40 hours
annabeth: you know that's called a coma, right?
percy:
percy: that sounds so refreshing, i could totally go for a light coma right now
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raphael-angele · 2 days
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Nico is a Baby, Bianca is Alive
Bianca, after someone cursed: Hey! No cursing! Baby ears are present!
Nico: I'm not a baby!
Bianca: You are 11. You're not allowed to say bad words
Nico: I can say whatever I want! FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Everyone: *gasps*
Bianca:
Percy: *quietly praying to the Gods that Bianca doesn't wash his mouth with handsoap and detergent again*
Thalia, scared for Nico: Oh dam
Bianca: You can take that mouth and go straight to your cabin, mister.
Nico: No!
Bianca: Now!
Nico: NO!
Bianca: You go back to the cabin right now. You are grounded.
Nico: I'm not going back to the cabin!
Bianca: Young man, if you are not back at the cabin in the next 10 minutes, no Will for a month
Will: Wha- no Will?!
Bianca: NO WILL!
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lilislegacy · 30 days
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clarisse: you know Chase, i would have SO much more respect for you if you just weren’t dating jackson
clarisse: even putting aside the multitude of idiotic things he’s said and done over the years
clarisse: i just watched him have a heated argument with a horse. over donuts.
clarisse: because he claims that bear claw donuts have a completely stupid name and should instead be called bear paws, “because the donuts don’t actually depict claws”
clarisse: and then he proceeded to ask a stingray for it’s input
clarisse: because he thought a stingray would know what a bear claw looks like
annabeth:
annabeth:
annabeth: he’s a really good kisser
clarisse:
annabeth: and to be fair, he’s right
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sadiewayne · 2 months
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percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back
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Percy: I’ve picked out a very special song for our date tonight!
Percy: *starts playing ‘What is Love’*
Annabeth: What’s so special about this song?
Percy: One might say we heard it on our very first date.
Annabeth: First date? What date are you thinkin—OH MY FUCKING GODS PERSEUS JACKSON TELL ME YOU ARE NOT CONSIDERING THE TUNNEL OF LOVE TO BE OUR FIRST DATE
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