Cute Daughter -Ganon x F!Reader
Ganondorf: *Is sitting on the floor in your tiny room with daughter in his lap*
Ganondorf: *Idly letting toddler daughter play with his hands while he takes glancing peeks at you trying to ignore him by reading a book on your bed*
Ganondorf: *Smirks* Bold of you to ignore a potential threat, much less leave your child with them.
F!reader/Assassin/Duelist/Future-wife: Fuck off, Gaan. You would have taken her -years- ago if you were going to do so.
Duelist: Also, you’re in the lion’s den, Gerudo King! -MY- territory!
Ganondorf: *Smirk widens* And how oh-so tiny your den is, Duelist. I can lay down and fill nearly half of-
Duelist: *sits up and slams book down* GO HOME THEN!
Ganondorf: *shit eating grin*
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hi everyone sorry for the delay but it's finally here...! i present the entire transcript (in the original spanish) of pep's book "mi gente, mi fútbol" (published in 2001).
it's essentially detailing the stories of the people most important to him, and you get quite a bit of insight into pep himself in the process, so please do consider giving it a read! if you aren't fluent in spanish, you'll have to use a translator like i did. but in the meantime, here's a short excerpt to hopefully pique your interest:
At first, they wanted it to be a book like "This is your life" and what do you want me to tell you? Who the hell would be interested in my life…? So I politely declined the proposal and forgot about it but… lo and behold, all of a sudden, Lu Martin appears and says: "Talk about them. Whoever you want. About yours".
I sat down, I thought and I wrote. And I have done it for those who are there and for those who are not, but it is as if they were there. I liked remembering them because, while I was doing it, I realised how much they have given me. A lot. (translated via DeepL)
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((Happy 4/20, Mun! :D))
(Thank you! Honestly, I forgot today was something, for I do not personally blaze it, but any excuse to bust out the ice cream is worth celebrating! (silly!!!)
I hope your 4/20 was good too!!!
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THEY GOT PEP FOR THIS EPISODE???
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I always forget that most Americans grew up doing the pledge of allegiance because I did not. I think we did it in Kindergarten but never again after that. Like it weirds me out when I hear about it.
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“NO NO NO YOU TURKEY LEGGED MOTHER CLuCKER NO”
Me playing Genshin and fighting a boss I don’t know the mechanics for
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no listen I NEED HIM BACK!!!!!
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(does fiend have a high pain tolerance or do they not just feel any pain at all? they don’t seem to be fazed by the scratches)
(A little of both, as weird as that sounds
Fiend lacks bones/joints/muscles, so there is not much to feel pain with
They do have a nervous system (or the equivalent of one) to feel sensations with (pain included), but they can just turn it off and not feel anything, if they so choose
Though they have said they were in a fight, so it's probably a bit of adrenaline too)
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I think it's very funny when people claim Peppino is some unhinged man who LOVES violence.
My man was held at gunpoint (or I guess laser point) to come fight and so he fights - having manic episodes and panicking along the way
And suddenly he is a lunatic that loves violence...
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estinien to tiamat: you’re a bad ass great wyrm, stop moping
estinien to vrtra: stop hiding behind that damn curtain and lead your people
estinien to al end: moping again? nah we’re not doing this.
if aymeric and the wol hadn’t done something with hraesvelgr i’m sure he would have climbed up zenith and yelled at him too.
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