#penis pictures

[korrasamibottles]

Time lapse/season progression thingy I did with a tree last year. Tried to stand in the same spot once a month, took about 170 pictures total, and stitched together my 6 favorites at the end 😊

#originally i had a slice for each month but 12 looked weird so i went with 6 #put each month's picture under the cut for the photography freaks....if you're out there.. #my magnum opus. my magnum old penis. anyway #rip my phone's storage it's literally all trees at this point #it was hard getting them to match up evenly with each other because! it turns out trees are taller when they're not weighed down by leaves #mine

[fagbearentertainment]

When tumblr eventually goes down im just gonna make a personal amino and invite whatever weirdos (affectionate) love my antics enough over there to see my stuff

#picture it #you join my amino and everything. is going great #lots of memes and shit #and suddenly you see me post a poll #‘which suoer mario character has the bigges penis?’ #princess peach is winning

[incorrect-yttd-headcanons]

#yttd #kimi ga shine #your turn to die #joe's favorite thing to do is screenshot sara's messages #black out the messages so it says 'penis' #and say #wow sara i can't believe you'd use that kind of language #and sara screenshots his messages back and does the same thing #and it's endless they have a lot of fun #bonus midori has hyperspecific info on where you are/what you're wearing #and sends pictures of things close to your surroundings but with his little rattail sticking out

[lazywitchling]

“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!”

Well you just know I’m an old pro at this when I’ve coordinated the movie start time so that this line pops up exactly at breakfast time.

Hey, last year was a pretty good breakfast, so I decided not to mess with a good thing. Orange juice, ham and swiss with a deviled egg, though I couldn’t find the paprika. It’s fine.

#hobbit day 2k23 #hobbit day menu #btw I 100% retook the picture because I accidentally made a penis with the ham and eggs

[galacticnova3]

I found three big isopods under a muddy brick. Collectively they are The Ancient Ones, and I was gonna make a poll to let my fine followers choose their names(with great options such as Cringe, Based, and Pillbugged/Bugpilled, Kung, Pow, and Penis, and Boston, Molasses, and Disaster— among others) but this very functional site decided to simply delete the post the three times I tried to make it. So I’ve decided to name them after a note from a previous class’ lesson that I saw on a whiteboard in college with no context instead.

The whiteboard note

So this means I now have The Penis Musicians and The Ancient Ones as far as little guy gangs/creacher crews go.

#rambling #bugs #crustaceans #isopods #my pets #I should’ve taken a picture of them next to a few average sized lads… oh well #they will get to live out their twilight years in a cozy vivarium #I could explain The Penis Musicians here but this is the debut post of The Ancient Ones so I won’t #other than clarifying they are whirligig beetles I took out of the pool that are very noisy

[billygaysanguine]

compilation🔥

commission me 💚

#skulduggery pleasant #I can post the full pictures. If theres an interest for them. #scapegrace #vaurien scapegrace #needs id #silly time #skulduggery pleasant art #penis posting #nsft art #skulduggerynsfw

[grainelevator]

Canadian cigarette packaging idea

#the actual one is a picture of a wilted cigarette lmao #if i ever see the actual one on the ground im gonna be so mad #for making making me read the word penis OUTSIDE #😒

[milkweedman]

I have a cute sparkly gif banner that just says 'terfs dni' in pink surrounded by gold stars and blue glitter.

It's very pretty and nice to put on my fibre posts because man do trad fem and terfs like to pretend fibre arts is gendered.

nice, thats awesome ! and yeah, they really do like to waltz in and act like they own the fuckin place

#i havent found dni's to be effective for me so i just figured id ruin whatever they liked about my post #by adding PENIS <3 to it #i dont know if thatll work either but certainly worth a shot and fun anyway #its always especially Something to see a radfem with MEN DNI reblog my posts of pictures of my work #like fucking excuse me ? not that i expect coherency politeness or reading comprehension from radfems #but youre in MY HOUSE. get the fuck out of here with your men dni #if its so triggering to have a man like your post how have you not fallen to floor in a puddle of blood and viscera from the Terror #of reblogging from a man ? oh it was all just bullshit all along ? yeah. who would have thunk. #anyway .

[gayfuckingstars]

would anyone be interested in my uploading the star trek zines i have? they’re from like 1983, 1977, and 1978

also if anyone is intrested do you have any good tips for taking quality copies of them without damaging them XD

#star trek #tos #st tos #they’re tos ones #i’m not sure i can upload 1 of them here beciase it has like 3 pictures of dr mccoys penis

[asparklethatisblue]

Pre show events. A minor... missunderstanding is the reason for the Divorce vibes between James and Francis had at the start of episode 1

#fitzier #james fitzjames #francis crozier #the terror #the terror amc #my art #do you ever draw a picture of your errect penis and accidentally put it with the paperwork that you were gonna send to the guy you kinda hat #*hate #has this relatable incident suddenly made said guy hate YOU too?

[coffinbutch]

Vacation pics! Las Vegas was crowded and weird and fun and so extremely hot, we had a great time!

#im kicking myself for not taking more pics at omegamart but i was enjoying myself so much that i forgot #but it was great! we did not stay at the bellagio we just went for photos lol #meow wolf was my fave activity but the pinball hall of fame was the sleeper hit of the trip #i already posted about the EHM but the penis sculpture is also from there #me n corinne #also we did mask everywhere indoors we just took them off here and there for pictures

[pepis-benis]

#drawfee #nathan yaffe #what if squirtle had your penis? #drawfee quotes #picture by intrusivethot on youtube #video titled drawfee bits for feral queers #my bad

[whalehouse1]

Sees Cissie kiss Tim after she quits and he tells her to do what’s best for her.

Me: Where in God’s name did that come from?

Later sees Kon kiss Cassie after she does an interview. Has seen panels where Tim and Cassie kiss after Kon dies.

Me: Oh these little idiots don’t know how to process emotions in the least bit.

#young justice #y98 #Tim Drake #connor kent #bart allen #cissie king jones #cassie sandsmark #greta hayes #robin dc #superboy #impulse #arrowette #wondergirl #secret dc #I’m just picturing them whining about a splinter and then just making out with everyone #like it’s their go to when they have emotions because they’re dumb #except Bart #I might ship him with Jaime but he gives me major asexual vibes in the comics #at least at the moment so did Cass and then they started flinging her at every penis