At Colin and pens engagement party
Eloise: ...and Colin don’t you dare hurt her
Colin: *laughing* I won’t
Kate: don’t laugh, she means it
Colin: okay, I-I won’t
Violet: seriously son, don’t hurt her
Colin: I’m not planning on hurting her!
Benedict: you better not be
Daphne: hey Colin, you best watch yourself
Colin: why would any of you think I would hurt penelope, you love me too!?!?
Hyacinth: *shrugging* meh
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Penelope: Sometimes when we disagree, you’re so passionate that I feel like I’m arguing with the sun.
Eloise: What?! That’s totally crazy! I am super chill ALL THE TIME!
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Garcia: Also we’re going to use codenames. You can address me as ‘Eagle
One.’
Garcia: Kevin, code name: ‘Been There, Done That’
Kevin: …
Garcia: Luke is ‘Currently Doing That’
Luke: *high fives Garcia*
Garcia: Tara; ‘It Happened Once In A Dream’
Tara: *winks at her*
Garcia: Matt codename: ‘If I Had To Pick A DILF’
Matt: *smiles proudly*
Garcia: JJ is … ‘Eagle Two’
JJ: Oh thank god
Later…
Garcia: *watching Emily on a monitor* ‘I’d Be Lying If I Said I Never Thought About It’ is in position.
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what was in that note that you gave me?
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Colin: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One."
Colin: Marina, code name: "Been There Done That". Penelope, code name: "Currently Doing That"
Penelope: *high fives Colin*
Colin: Simon is: "It Happened Once In A Dream"
Simon: 👀
Colin: Michael, code name: "If I Had To Pick A Dude"
Michael: 😘
Colin: Phillip is..."Eagle Two"
Phillip: Oh, thank God.
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Lizzie: Hey Satan, what are you doing later?
Penelope: Your sister
Lizzie:
Lizzie: See this is why I can't be nice to her! She makes everything sexual-
Josie: Hope said she wanted to rip your clothes off and eat you alive at dinner yesterday
Lizzie:
Hope: HEY EMMA SAID HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY-
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montreal, penelope scott (played on the piano btwww)
hammerhead, penelope scott (PLAYED ON THE GUITARR)
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Lizzie: *Gently taps table*
Hope: *Taps back*
Josie: What are they doing?
Penelope: Morse Code
Lizzie: *Aggressively taps table*
Hope: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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