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hopeinthebox · 3 months

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What if I told you I'm a mastermind?

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merememberjust · 4 months

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Ezra: Hey, Sabine, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Sabine: Yeah.

Ezra: And you, Shin?

Shin: Umm... yes?

Ezra: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Sabine: Did he just-

#wolfwren #Sabine wren #shin hati #ezra bridger #dw #Star Wars #rebels #sw rebels #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec #parks and rec #parks and recreation

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 11 months

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Percy: What are you doing?!

George: Burning these awful dress robes.

Percy: Those are mine! I wanted those back!

Fred: Well, frankly, you should have thought of that before we burned them.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: parks and recreation #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #percy weasley #george weasley #fred weasley #weasley twins #the weasleys

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andrewmoocow · 2 months

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The Night before the Extermination

Angel Dust: Okay folks, the Extermination is tomorrow so we need all hands on deck if we want to live long enough to get redemption. However, since Charlie and Vaggie are busy settling their issues if you catch my drift, they left moi in charge. Also, from now on, we’ll be using codenames. You can refer to me as Eagle One! Cherri, codename: Been There, Done That.

Cherri Bomb: (gives Angel finger guns)

Angel Dust: Husk is: Currently Doing That. (He and Husk high-five) Niffty is: It Happened Once in a Dream. Alastor, codename: If I Had to Pick a Dude.

Alastor: Come again?

Angel Dust: Pentious is Eagle Two!

Sir Pentious: Oh, thank goodness.

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #cherri bomb #husk #niffty #alastor #sir pentious #parks and recreation #incorrect quotes

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 4 months

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Stephanie : " I have have an idea . It's very uncool , but it's not illegal, technically . But it is a dick move."

Damian : " I love it."

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goldenhourwriter · 9 months

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Incorrect Quotes

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hobie: i highly doubt you’ve done anythin’ wrong. ya get all gutte’d’ when ya drop miguel’s empanada’s for heaven’s sake!

y/n: well, excuse me! i would like to be a good role model! so, no, i have never smoked marijuana!…….

i ate a brownie once

hobie: hm?

y/n: at a party in college. it was….intense. it was kind of indescribable, actually. i felt like i was floating.

hobie: wow…i…didn’t think ya had it in you-

y/n: turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.

hobie: i’m done.

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 3 months

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Parks and Rec quotes x Six of Crows characters probably part one but this is longer than originally intended bc I didn't want to cut any of them

Jesper: When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is

Matthias: Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless

Nina: Guys love it when you can show them that you’re better than them at something they love

Kaz: Cats and dogs should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people

Inej: Oh, I have a medical condition alright. It’s called CARING TOO MUCH! And it’s INCURABLE!

Wylan: I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired

Nina: We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third

Kaz: I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never speak sometimes

Jesper: I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushi, I barf

Kaz: I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I’m a little disoriented

Wylan: One time my refrigerator stopped working; I didn’t know what to do. I just moved

Jesper, holding up a dishevelled stop motion figurine: Could a depressed person make this!?

Inej: *concerned blinking*

Nina: There’s never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food

Jesper: Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge - let’s go!

Jesper: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair

Nina: I have several men in rotation. One’s waiting for me in the car. Don’t worry I rolled the window down for him

Kaz: I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm

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morgane-art · 26 days

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Kol : Has anyone ever told you that you suck ?

Y/n : ...n-no ?

Kol *hugging you* : Oh thank god, I thought I was going to have to start cutting some throats.

#the originals #the originals incorrect quotes #kol mikaelson #kol mikealson x reader #source : parks and recreation

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 7 months

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Anthony: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Colin: More like WHO am I doing tonight.

Anthony: …

Colin: No one, I’m free. What’s up?

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #colin bridgerton #bridgerton brothers #source: parks and rec #source: parks and recreation

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incorrectrotgquotes · 3 months

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North: A snow globe is not a toy, Jack.

Jack Frost: Anything’s a toy if you play with it.

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adastra121 · 1 month

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Kuras: So how long have you been sleeping with Leander? MC: What? Kuras: How long have you been sleeping with Leander? MC: That's disgusting. And wrong! I don't even get—Why would—I-I've never had sex. With anyone. Anywhere. It's none of your— You have— I— the nerve, the AUDACITY— Leander is my employee. Technically. Contractually. He and the Bloodhounds. A-And he is terrible face-wise. And how...How...do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with Leander, huh? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm. Check and mate. Kuras: ... MC: This is an OUTRAGE! WHO DO I CALL? Leander: *enters, kissing MC's cheek* Hey, love— MC: HEY, LEANDER! Leander: *notices Kuras* Hey! MC: Hey! Leander: Hey! MC: Hey! Leander: Hey, Kuras! Listen, you're just who I was looking for! Are you— did you forget the, um... *snaps fingers* Did you— Can—Can I get that thing? Can we just uhh...Did you bring it? Kuras: ... Leander: This isn't convincing. Kuras: It is not.

#touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved kuras #touchstarved leander #leander x mc #mc x leander #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec #source: parks and recreation

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 2 years

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Hermione: What's wrong?

Harry: Quidditch practice is cancelled because of the storm.

Hermione: Well, the good news is, we can just call it a night and get a super early start on our homework tomorrow!

Ron: Ooh, that is great news! And, you know, now we might even have time for Boring Club! Do you know who the president of Boring Club is?

Hermione: ...Me?

Ron: Nope. You lost the election because your speech was too boring.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: parks and recreation #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hermione granger #the boy who lived #ron weasley #ronald weasley #romione #golden trio #quidditch

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