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venus-does-stuff · 10 days
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aaron warner headcanons anyone?
• He has a 15-step skin care routine
• and a twenty-seven step haircare one
• gets offended when Juliette just washes her face with cold water and calls it a day
• LOVES picking out his kids outfits for the day
• Gets a golden retriever (it looks more like him than his kids do)
• Actually enjoys work outs and running
• Juliette convinces him to go to therapy
• The first time he made the therapist cry
• He's actually a really good artist and designed all his clothes
• but his handwriting SUCKS
• and by that i mean like doctor handwriting, completely illegible. my boy can't even read his own writing
• once he accidently broke his jade ring and he cried for hours until Delalieu found him and had it fixed (without Anderson knowing)
• Sometimes he'll paint his nails for fun
• The only thing that could make him fall asleep before Juliette came along was a very specific blend of tea that he created himself
• When he first started applying the scar medicine, it was so difficult for him to reach his back he basically gave up and threw the bottle across the room, pouting
• Delalieu found him (cs of course he did) and helped him against his will
• Aaron prefers other people calling him Warner. Aaron is a special privilege reserved for Juliette
• He's actually really flirty and makes a lot of innuendos without realizing
• The first time he tried to kill his dad he had a panic attack at the doorway of Anderson's room
• He got his "Ignite" tattoo when he was 14
• and his Shakespeare on at 17
thats all i could think of. feel free to add ur own in the comments!!
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shattermelyhfmlblog · 22 days
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Paris Anderson is an ass!!!
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aesthetxcimagines · 1 year
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you can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. i love aaron warner but i acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and i can hold warner accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call warner out on his actions (which are always right).
(inspired by @octobers-veryown about kaz)
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reminiscentreader · 5 months
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just thought I’d remind you guys that Aaron Warner used to go into his fathers room at night and say that he was going to kill him, even though he never went through with it.
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lilyafish · 3 months
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how the fuck is paris anderson alive AGAIN. stop coming back from the dead. we all hate you.
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aireenwarner · 1 year
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Nah cause i need Aaron Warner’s GRWM video. Please. I’d trade it with my life.
My boy deserves to be on Vogue beauty secrets
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yearning4life · 1 year
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AARON WARNER MY BELOVED DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT TO HUG YOU AND PUNCH YOUR DAD???
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ANDERSON - she murdered hundreds of people Aaron, she has to be restrained
AARON - she didn’t mean to, you put her in situations that force her to do it, it’s not her fault
ANDERSON - SHE TRIED TO MURDER ME AARON, TWICE
AARON - yeah, and she looked hot doing it
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love-and-books320 · 26 days
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If reading has taught me one thing it’s that if they’re name starts with A, stay away
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Yes, I know he's bad.... but the name "Paris Anderson" is so cunt.
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cyanidesouffle · 2 years
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Anderson: *looks at Warner's closet*
Anderson: *looks at Warner's soap collection*
Anderson: *looks at Warner's supposed best friend*
Anderson: You know, son, you would make my life so much easier if you just went the extra mile and actually were gay.
Warner: Pardon?
Anderson: Could you just stop thinking about girls? All girls. Especially brunettes. Forever? Could you do that for me?
Warner: *confused* I-I don't...
Haider: Y-you don't? 👀
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bookpirateelina · 1 year
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why I haven't seen anyone before talking about aaron warner who shouted at his father for mentioning his sexual life with juliette. the way he didn't want him to ever think about her in this way.
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shattermelyhfmlblog · 1 month
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Anderson: You're pathetic and weak.
Warner: Tell me something I don't already know.
Anderson: Your girlfriend finds me attractive.
Warner: I know- EXCUSE ME WHAT!!? ELLA WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN!!!??
*credits to @aireenwarner (I love her so much. Thank you for these amazing posts) 🌹
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bookoholic-rosie · 2 months
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Not Anderson just raising from the dead every 2 minutes… like can he not just go already??
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reminiscentreader · 1 year
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You know what I really want. A shatter me book from Anderson’s perspective. But not like him in the shatter me series but like him when he was 20-21 I want to know how he first felt about Leila before Aaron. I want to know about his friendship with max I want to know more about HIS childhood trauma.
but most importantly I want to know more about his baking career 🤭
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lilyafish · 4 months
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"He looked at me the way I'd always hoped he would: like he cared for me. Like a father who saw a bit of himself in his son." SOBBING, THROWING UP, SCREAMING, DYING ON THE FLOOR.
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